The good news? I found God. The bad news? He is a vegetable.

Felicia Teske of Boothwyn says she was preparing fried eggplant for dinner Sunday evening and noticed that the seeds in one slice seemed to spell out the word "GOD".

You know I don't want to challenge Ms. Teske, who is clearly a rational clear thinking woman, but doesn't that say "GIO"?

You know this is the kind of thing which makes the people who believe in the invisible sky man just seem silly.