Todays prize for scariest Republican seeking the 2008 Presidential nomination goes to...Mike Huckabee!

At a Michigan campaign event last night, Mike Huckabee gave an interesting reason for why he wants to amend the Constitution to ban both abortion and gay marriage: Otherwise, the Constitution would be in conflict with God.

Huckabee first observed that some of his opponents don't want to amend the Constitution on both of these topics. "But I believe it's a lot easier to change the Constitution than it would be to change the word of the living God," Huckabee said. "And that's what we need to do, is to amend the Constitution so it's in God's standards rather than try to change God's standards."

Well you know what this means, it is going to be stoning adulterers and killing shopkeepers who dare to do business on the Sabbath. We are looking at you Wal-Mart.

You know I saw Mike Huckabee on both the Colbert Report and Real Time and he seemed....oh what is the word I am looking for......sane.

If this guy becomes President I may have to go into hiding.