Morality is not determined by the church you attend nor the faith you embrace. It is determined by the quality of your character and the positive impact you have on those you meet along your journey
I see it, I see it! What an exciting thing. I know it must be true because I got all warm & toasty, perhaps even crumbly & buttery, directly upon viewing it. Oh my, am I now going to have to make a pilgrimage or something?
Dk you are such a liar....lol.....we know you have bad eyes...you saw toast...with holes...and holes for the butter....Okay...maybe you have a better imagination than the rest of us....
you have to unfocus your eyes & see with faith! I think I even caught a glimpse of mike huckabee desparately trying to invent a cosmology that would allow a 15-billion year old universe to produce our earth on the 2nd day & yet our earth is 5-billion years old. The holes and little stars were his brains exploding.
I see it, I see it! What an exciting thing. I know it must be true because I got all warm & toasty, perhaps even crumbly & buttery, directly upon viewing it. Oh my, am I now going to have to make a pilgrimage or something?
ReplyDeleteDk you are such a liar....lol.....we know you have bad eyes...you saw toast...with holes...and holes for the butter....Okay...maybe you have a better imagination than the rest of us....
ReplyDeleteyou have to unfocus your eyes & see with faith! I think I even caught a glimpse of mike huckabee desparately trying to invent a cosmology that would allow a 15-billion year old universe to produce our earth on the 2nd day & yet our earth is 5-billion years old. The holes and little stars were his brains exploding.
ReplyDeleteI'm an atheist.
ReplyDeleteI suppose this is the only aspect of being an atheist that I feel is missing: I don't see images on food.
But I also don't think the world is flat or that all life began on earth 6,000 years ago, so it's a very good trade off.
How come no one ever sees a Buddha on the Grilled cheese...??
ReplyDeletejust asking...
I wouldn't mind seeing a nekkid Jorge Posada on my toast, but alas, it never happens!
ReplyDeleteBuddha is too classy to "do" toast or even grilled cheese.
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