Thursday, February 07, 2008

Ted Haggard has left his "treatment" before he got all of the gay out.

The team appointed to oversee Ted Haggard's "spiritual restoration" after scandal forced him to end his ministry at New Life Church has agreed to his request to end their oversite of his recovery program.

New Life Church issued a statement Tuesday saying it believes the termination of the relationship is premature, but would not say why. Earlier in the process, church leaders had said they assumed that Haggard's recovery could take several years.

Gosh I have missed the closeted gay Reverend Haggard!

It is really nice to see that he is not continuing to allow himself to be subjected to this ridiculous religious "gay deprogramming" and instead will continue his life of self loathing and denial with which he is so much more comfortable.

And what did we learn here kids?

We learned that the church believes it takes "several years" to beat off the "gay demons". We also learned that despite being in "gay denial" even a seemingly innocuous photograph will immediately demonstrate to the world the fact that you are definitely gay. (See photo above)

And remember, there is nothing wrong with being gay. But there is something wrong about being a hypocrite.

1 comment:

  1. whelp...Like Lindsay Lohan - he will have to go back to Rehab a few more times...relapses suck...

    ( and for him that might be saying more than I wished I had said...)


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