Well I guess before I judge I should give this a chance. I mean who knows maybe the Church of England is a hotbed of sexual perversity.
The handbook, called Growing Together, gives candid advice on married life and tells couples to talk about their “turn-ons and turn-offs”.
It says: “Sex, far from being naughty, is something holy and wonderful and something to be celebrated. Like any other skill, it has to be learned. . . be each other’s teacher.”
And they lost me! Pardon me but if you take the "naughty" out of sex you take the thrill and satisfaction out of sex.
Why do priests who spend a lifetime suppressing their biological drive to engage in hanky panky, feel they are qualified to tell those who might actually find themselves nakedly getting jiggy under the sheets how they should go about getting jiggy?
Here let me give you some Immoral advice. If it is illegal in most of the country, that means it must be great! If it breaks a commandment or three then you know it is going to feel wonderful! If you feel ashamed afterward then you need to change your religion, not your sexual practices.
(Disclaimer: As always we at the Immoral Minority only support sexual interactions between consenting adults who are totally conscious and cognitive enough to give permission for the decadence to follow.)
Have fun!
The majority of the priests in the Church of England are married, many are women and some are openly gay. I'm not a member of the Church of England, or even a christian, but they are one of the most liberal christian churches out there. The Roman Catholic Church is the only church that mandates celibacy in their priests.
ReplyDeleteThe Church of England has gay priests? That is awesome!
ReplyDeleteHowever I still think my advice is better.
I'll agree with you. Your advice is definitely better. Their advice is kind of boring and dusty.
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