This was my favorite news story of the day.

A woman is accused of chasing her boyfriend with a knife after thinking he was an actor in a pornographic movie they were watching together.

The victim says it all started when he and his girlfriend were inside his southwest Albuquerque home watching a pornographic move at 10:30 Wednesday morning.

That’s when the victim called 911 saying his girlfriend, 20-year-old Amanda Moya, had a knife.

“She almost shanked me and everything. She put the (expletive) knife right under my throat," the victim told a 911 operator.

The victim, wearing only a pair of shorts took off down Five Points, begging the 911 dispatcher for help.

He said Moya had already stabbed him in the face and bitten him on his chest.

“She already has battery charges against her. She's not even supposed to be around me," the victim said.

The dispatcher told the victim to keep running and try to get inside a store.

The victim made it to a business parking lot at Bridge and Sunset with Moya still on his trail when he was able to flag down a deputy who was headed to the victim’s residence.

I laughed so hard when I heard this story that I could hardly stand up.

I just could not help visualizing this couple getting amorous while watching the film and then having the woman suddenly stop because she thinks her man is on screen doing the actress.

Talk about going from sixty to zero in a matter of seconds.