Teddy Haggard has had all of the gay demons exorcised from his body and now he only likes (fe)males.

The evangelist forced out of his job after being caught up in a sex scandal involving a male prostitute has left a "spiritual restoration program" and no longer has any ties to the megachurch he founded, the congregation's new pastor said Sunday.

Under a severance deal that Ted Haggard reached with the church in 2006, he agreed to leave Colorado Springs and not talk about the scandal publicly. The deal expired at the end of 2007. New pastor Brady Boyd said Haggard was now free to live where he wanted and has returned to Colorado Springs.

"They have moved back and they live in the original house that they lived in for many years," Boyd said of Haggard and his wife, Gayle.

Haggard answered the telephone at his Colorado Springs telephone number on Sunday and confirmed he was in the city but said he couldn't talk to reporters.

So now Mr. Haggard re-enters society with the confidence that the next time he is confronted with a sizzling hot example of buffed man flesh that the only thing it will stiffen is his resolve that he only wants to get jiggy with the soft, squishy, lavender scented flesh of the middle aged Mrs. Haggard.

Oh yeah this should work out well.

I give Ted about six months before he is cruising gay bars looking for someone to make him their bitch. Maybe nine months, but that is about it. And I certainly hope it makes it into the papers. Because I am going to LAUGH!