National Enquirer almost makes a hole in one on the Sarah Palin "babygate" story but then shanks it into the rough.

Another family friend revealed pre-prego Bristol was as much of a hard partier as Track was. “Bristol was a huge stoner and drinker. I’ve seen her smoke pot and get drunk and make out with so many guys. All the guys would brag that the just made out with Bristol.” When Sarah found out the teen was pregnant by high schooler Levi Johnston, she was actually banished from the house. As part of the cover-up, Palin quickly transferred Bristol to another high school and made her move in with Sarah’s sister Heather 25 miles away!

This of course is the SMOKING GUN except for the fact the National Enquirer seems to be completely oblivious to the fact that Bristol left school to live with her aunt halfway through her last year in school, meaning she was pulled out of Wasilla high in late 2007 or very early 2008.

If this pregnancy was the reason for Bristol to be transferred from her home school, and she is only five months along, then why would she need to be hidden away from prying eyes starting around nine months ago? And by the way did I mention that little Trig Palin was born in April?

So the National Enquirer has uncovered everything they need to publish the most shocking political story of the century but they are too stupid to put two and two together.

I have lost all faith in supermarket tabloid journalism.