Thursday, September 25, 2008

Sarah Palin was questioned by reporters today, which means that there were more unbelievably stupid answers to those questions.

Palin was touring the 9-11 sites in New York and acquiesced to the requests from a few reporters to answer a few questions.

The first question was about whether she still supported the re-election bid of Ted Stevens:

Ted Stevens' trial started a couple days ago. We’ll see where that goes.” Translation: I am not sure he is going to jail and when McCain's campaign crashes and burns I may have to work with the bastard again.

The second question was whether she would vote for Ted Stevens or Don Young, both facing ethics charges back in Alaska. She ignored that one, which was her smartest answer of the day.

The third question was about if she would have done anything differently then the Bush administration concerning the war in Iraq and Afghanistan.

“I agree with the Bush administration that we take the fight to them,” she said. “We never again let them come onto our soil and try to destroy not only our democracy but communities like the community of New York. Never again. So, yes, I do agree with taking the fight to the terrorists and stopping them over there." Translation: Oh this is any easy answer, it is on page one in the Republican book of talking points. "We must fight them over there, so that we don't have to fight them over here." I could give that response in my sleep.

Question number four was whether or not she thinks our continued presence in Afghanistan and Iraq inflames Islamic extremists.

“I think our presence in Iraq and Afghanistan will lead to further security of our nation, again, because the mission is to take the fight over there. Do not let them come over here and attempt again what they accomplished here, and that was some destruction, terrible destruction on that day. But since Sept. 11, Americans are uniting and rebuilding and committing to never letting that happen again." Translation: Oh good I get to refer to the first page in that Republican book of talking points again. And of course it is true because we have yet to see even one Islamic terrorist in Juneau, don'tcha know.

Palin's fifth question was about her opinion concerning the bailout package before Congress"

“I don't support that until the provisions that Sen. McCain has offered are implemented in [Treasury Secretary Henry] Paulson's proposals.” Translation: I don't know what I think until daddy (McCain) tells me.

And then Palin decided to make a statement about her feelings as she toured the site where 9-11 happened.

“Every American student needs to come through this area so that, especially this younger generation of Americans, to be in a position of never forgetting what happened here and never repeating, never allowing a repeat of what happened here. I wish every American would come through here. I wish every world leader would come through here and understand what it is that took place here and, more importantly, how America came together and united to commit to never allowing this to happen again. And just to hear from and see these good New Yorkers who are rebuilding not just this but are helping to rebuild America has been very, very inspiring and encouraging. These are the good Americans who are committed to peace and security, and it's been an absolute honor getting to meet these folks today.” Translation: I have no fucking idea what she is trying to say! I guess she is just letting her mouth run in the hope that it will eventually make some kind of sense. You know in an "If a million monkeys, with a million typewriters, typed for a million years, one of them would eventually write the entire works of Shakespeare" kind of way.

I cannot tell you how excited I am about the prospect of seeing this vacuous bimbo in a debate with Charging Joe Biden. It is going to be a bloodbath.

3 comments:

  1. Anonymous3:12 PM

    Vacuous is a great term to describe this brainless freak.

    Good lord, did she actually try to tie Iraq to 911 AGAIN? What a Cheney-esque move.

    I can't wait to see Biden excoriate her.

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  2. Anonymous5:51 PM

    Thank you for translating her answers. The real story was that she answered some questions, I didn't get to hear the answers, because the story was that she actually answered them. Again, MSM fails in any sort of critical analysis of what was actually said, the story I heard didn't include what she said.

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  3. Rebuilding? On Ground Zero, they ain't rebuilding shit. It's been seven years now and they can't agree on where to go for lunch.

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