Top Ten Reasons why it is imperative for the Troopergate report compiled by Stephen Branchflower to be made public

Somehow I forgot to post number five yesterday, so today is a "twofer".

Number 5: Once this report is finally out we can all stop pretending to like Dan Fagan.

Number 4: The report will undoubtedly convince the Palins that they need to return home where surely they will be inspired to add yet another offspring to their brood, perhaps this one to be named “Phlegm Palin”?