Tuesday, November 25, 2008

It could not have happened to a more deserving gal.

Although we didn't think it would be possible to silence Ann Coulter, the leggy reaction- ary broke her jaw and the mouth that roared has been wired shut .

I never condone violence against women, but there is an evil little part of me that hopes this is the result of a well placed upper cut.

She is, simply put, a horrible, horrible woman.

6 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:47 PM

    Read about that; what happened to her? Did someone hit her or something?

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  2. Anonymous5:01 PM

    Awaiting verification, but the story I heard is that she finally caught the car.

    PackyJ

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  3. Anonymous5:18 PM

    Come on Gryphen, you're better than that. Isn't being Ann Coulter punishment enough, anyway? Have you ever seen her with the same guy twice? She must be a very lonely, miserable person.

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  4. Yes Catherine you are right.

    I am better then that.

    That is why I said it was an "evil LITTLE part of me". Of course I hope that she simply had some plastic surgery that went awry or simply fell off those twelve inch high heels of hers.

    Or perhaps her jaw simply snapped as she frantically ground her teeth together on election night as she realized that Barack Obama really WAS going to be our President.

    But would it be TOO evil if I hoped her jaw took quite a long time to heal so that we don't have to actually hear that grating voice of hers for awhile?

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  5. Anonymous10:19 PM

    Woman? With that adam's apple?

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  6. Anonymous1:11 PM

    LOL. No, not really. I recently broke my shoulder and don't really like to entertain karmic explanations. Of course...it could have been a woman who hit her, which would put a different spin on it. I've thought about punching her one if I ever run into her in Manhattan.

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