Greta Van Sustern still hearts Sarah Palin and attacks CNN for not sharing her love of the Palinator.

Okay apparently there is some sort of scandal surrounding our Governor, that for a change is NOT of her doing.

CNN made a list of "Politicians who made headlines for the wrong reasons". It contained Governor Blagojevich, John Edwards, Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick, Mayor Larry Langford, Congressman Tim Mahoney, ex-Governor Eliot Spitzer, our disgraced Senator Ted Stevens, and of course the aforementioned Sarah Palin. (Now since removed.)

Now even though MOST reporters have found it almost impossible to continue defending Sarah Palin after her many antics on the campaign trail, Greta Van Sustern has taken it upon herself to protect our Governor from this scurrilous attack.

Which is kind of interesting since some of the most damaging information concerning Sarah Palin came from FOX News itself, such as this report:



But irregardless Ms. Sustern has taken up the Palin cause and called CNN on the carpet for daring to lump the conservative darling along with adulterers, liars, and criminals.

And CNN blinked! They actually took Palin off of the list and issued a freaking apology! Which Van Sustern dutifully reported on her blog. (Oh God, everybody has a blog nowadays! Now NOBODY will take us seriously!) Which just goes to prove that CNN is turning into a bunch of pansy asses! (With the exception of Jack Cafferty of course. I have a man crush on Jack Cafferty.)

Now I am not exactly sure why Van Sustern decided to leap to Palin's defense (maybe she had a bite of that Palin family moose chili and was smitten.), but in this case I believe she clearly overreacted.

The list was called "Politicians who made headlines for the wrong reasons". How does Sarah Palin not qualify for that?

She made headlines for looking stupid in a number of interviews. She made headlines for saying her unwed teenage daughter was pregnant. She made headlines for an ethics investigation right here in Alaska, which ultimately found her guilty. She made headlines for calling Barack Obama a "terrorist". She made headlines for charging thousands of dollars to the RNC to purchase clothing for herself and her family. Shall I go on?

Should Sarah Palin have been on the list? Hell she should be the subject of her very own "made headlines for the wrong reasons" list! Personally I am offended that those other "one measly scandal apiece" pretenders even got on that list with our "a new scandal every week" Governor!

So why did Greta Van Sustern decide to come out in Palin's defense? I have a theory.

I think that Greta is now officially a "Palinista"! She is one of those crazy people who believe that Sarah Palin, despite all evidence to the contrary is the single hope for the future of this nation.

And as a super secret Sarah supporter Van Sustern has no choice but to defend her candidate from all attacks that may come her way and keep her from attaining her destiny.

Today Greta Van Sustern, and tomorrow the world!

Wow! I just freaked myself out a little.