Sunday, March 15, 2009

Levi Johnston is a pod.

You have seen the movie, "Invasion of the Body Snatchers".

Remember? Everybody looks the same as always but they are acting very oddly and it seems that all of their free will has been sucked out of them?

Now remember how Bill McAllister used to be a respected journalist? (Well "respected" might be pushing it.) And how Meg Stapleton was once a likable person with a soul? Are you identifying the pattern?

Well meet the newest victim of the "Invasion of the Palin soul Snatchers". Oh God I am so scared please hold me.

Levi Johnston, the former fiance of Bristol Palin, says the couple broke up "a week, two weeks" ago but leaves open the possibility that they could reunite.

A "week or two ago"? That is NOT what Mercedes told STAR Magazine. And hey if you can't trust STAR Magazine then just who can you trust?

"We'll see, we'll see how it is," Johnston, 19, said March 13 in an exclusive interview at his Alaska home with Neal Karlinsky of "Good Morning America." "We'll just remain friends for now. We're both cool with that decision, and we'll see."

"Remain friends"? What kind of studly eighteen year old male wants to have platonic relationship with a girl? None, that's what kind!

"We were just, we were in a fight," the teen said. "And trying to see if we can make things work. But this is what it kind of ended up turning into. But we'll see what happens."
Johnston said he felt they needed time to grow up before following through on marriage plans.


"It's just us not, me not being mature enough, or something, and having a kid and thinking ... it could be better -- better for us to separate for a while," Johnston said.

Not "mature enough"? Holy crap if women waited for men to get "mature enough" to get married there would hardly be anybody who actually ever got married!

Asked if he felt any pressure from the Palin family, Johnston said he did not.

"No," he said. "Not at all."

Oh my God! It really is too late!

Damn it Levi! I TOLD you to call me! I could have helped you, but now you are just a shell of your former self. They own your ass now and whatever your dreams or aspirations once were you just might as well for get them. You are part of the Palin collective now my dear boy, just part of the Palin collective.

All I know is before I go to bed tonight I am checking under my bed for a Sarah shaped pod. They aren't getting me without a fight!

24 comments:

  1. I agree about Levi. I had similar thoughts when I read this on the ABC website. All of the quotes were creepy, especially where he said "it's just us not, me not being mature enough." He was going to say that they both weren't mature enough, but changed it to just him not being mature enough. Sounds totally out of character for a "f-in redneck."

    Here is a funny comment from the article on the ABC website:

    "Run, Levi, run. Sarah and Todd will give you five minutes head start. If you hear a helicopter, try to hide."

    I guess they caught him, poor guy.

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  2. Anonymous4:22 PM

    I wonder what the "fight" was about? Paternity test? My word verification is consh (like: CON!shhhhh!)

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  3. Anonymous4:28 PM

    I'd believe Mercedes over Levi. Why? Because the farther away from the Palin family you get, the more likely you are to hear the truth.

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  4. Anonymous4:29 PM

    I posted about ABC earlier!! I'm not anon anymore....I'm Irishgirl from Mudflats.


    Will I regret this?

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  5. Anonymous4:58 PM

    Yes, it's true what you say about Levi. Advice is always a good thing.

    There are many teenage girls suffering with low self esteem image. I just hope that you are not going to add another one to the list tomorrow morning Gryphen.

    I can well imagine that living with Sarah is punishment enough for any young girl.

    Remember this comment tomorrow folks and sorry that I cannot ID myself.

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  6. Anonymous5:13 PM

    Anon@4:58. You get my nomination for "troll du jour" on this website. Congrats.

    (Remember this content tomorrow; I cannot ID myself either.)

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  7. Anonymous5:16 PM

    Doesn't Levi's Mom have a trial coming up soon? Only 19 and he has to make such choices-- the truth, protect my mom, protect my kid(s), sell out to That Family, what's a guy to do? We all remember his My Space swear-word riddled post about not wanting to be married, have kids, how times have changed so quickly. Poor guy! His interview will be as believable as the one we saw on Fox with Greta & Bristol-- why is that family so publicity crazed? Sarah went shopping for Girl Scout Cookies after notifying People Magazine. Please just govern without the flashbulbs!

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  8. Anonymous5:20 PM

    not necessarily a "troll" anon. at 5:13 - maybe a dad or a friend trying to protect a young girl, a very young girl. We do not know his/her motives.

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  9. Anonymous5:32 PM

    Time to go all "nightmare on elm street" and get out the bottomless coffee pot. I am NOT going to sleep. No way am I becoming a pod.
    Everybody runnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!

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  10. Anonymous5:32 PM

    Last week Palin's spokesperson said Bristol was devastated. Today Palin said Bristol was doing just great.

    My head's spinning...it may even explode.

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  11. Anonymous5:35 PM

    btw, "a while ago" is not equivalent to 5 or 12 days. That's Levi's own words. Definitely pod person. He's gone. He fell asleep in a chair while holding Tripp, and mamagrizzlypod got him.

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  12. Anonymous5:46 PM

    Trolls under every bridge today.

    It doesn't look like Levi's new contract with the Palins is any improvement on the last one, if he has to run media interference for them.

    Surely that bunch of loudmouthed liars can do that sh*t without him. Who cares if their daughter is an unmarried teen dropout mother?

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  13. Anonymous6:00 PM

    Levi is becoming more and more "palinized." Now he states his MyFace page was created by his friends and he "had nothing to do with it."

    Sound familiar? It is NEVER their fault. It is ALWAYS someone else who is responsible for what they say or do.

    I hope this kid is getting well paid for this. And he better be getting visitation for Tripp.

    REMEMBER: LEVI KNOWS IF BRISTOL IS OR IS NOT TRIGG'S MOM. HE KNOWS IF PALIN IS OR IS NOT TRIGGS MOM. HE KNOWS ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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  14. Anonymous6:34 PM

    Yes. I have posted numerous times today. But I am not a troll. I promise.

    Just because I say something which you do not like does not make me a troll.

    Remember that I cannot "I.D" myself. This is very important. When you re-read my comments tomorrow you will see that I have been telling the truth and that you have all been literally "barking" up the wrong tree.

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  15. Anonymous6:58 PM

    Interestingly enough, in the article posted on the Huffington Post, someone asks SP in the grocery store if she's lost weight since the election - good grief, she was a STICK during the election. What a dumb question. SP answers that she has lost weight since she had her baby - uh huh. Well, no one actually noticed that she ever GAINED weight when she "had her baby". I guess she was just taking the opportunity to plug the lie once more. It was a really odd exchange.

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  16. Anonymous7:12 PM

    "I.D" and "barking" up the wrong tree = our anon poster is hinting at some connection to the Iron Dog.

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  17. Anonymous7:25 PM

    Actually, anon@6:34 p.m., what makes you a troll is the nebulous, vague, redundant, über-frequent & threatening way you've posted on here today. That's why I'm naming you "Troll Du Jour."

    If you are trying to be helpful, there are better ways to do it, as in: Why not e-mail Gryphen directly with your information, and spare us your posts? There are many ways to do that on the 'Net without giving away your identity, or giving information in a "public" forum.

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  18. first off one "anon" calling another "anon" a troll is silly!

    even if you don't have a blogger/google identity you can still sign your posts, use a non-real-world name like "purple guy" or "unicorn breeder" if it makes you happy.

    secondly, i've thought from the beginning that the people squealing over levi's myspace "i don't want kids" are people who don't use myspace (or facebook). now nothing is at all wrong with that, i just think they don't realize it a question in the profile with multiple choices to click. they're along the line of:

    proud parent
    someday
    love kids, but not for me
    i don't want kids

    and you click one, often without putting deep thought into it. so it's not like levi ever wrote an essay (or blog) about never, EVER wanting kids, he just clicked a profile info box.

    and i think the myspace was his own, it would be VERY weird for other high-school kids to make him a fake myspace (enemies, maybe, friends no way -he'd stop it either way.)

    and lastly, gryphen please have something awesome in your big reveal, today was my b-day (29!) and i'm hoping this will feel like a late present.

    cheers, y'all!

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  19. It would be as simple as Sarah just saying that she is not the mother of Trigg. That's how she saves her daughter.

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  20. Anonymous8:20 PM

    Let the guessing contest begin, a young girl living with Sarah, punishment enough, (low self esteem), just how many young girls live with Sarah? I'm leaving Piper out of this, so let the guessing begin. Dangerous over at Palin's Deceptions is convinced that it's Willow, and many more are saying, "No Way" to Willow. Doesn't leave us too many choices-- and just what is going to be revealed tomorrow that we haven't been quietly thinking anyway? Any guesses, anyone?
    Just so you don't confuse me with all of the other Anon's, I'm ML

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  21. Anonymous8:49 PM

    Anon@6:34 p.m. wrote: "Tomorrow you will see that I have been telling the truth and that you have all been LITERALLY 'barking' up the wrong tree." [CAPS MINE]

    Bill McAllister, is that you?

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  22. Anonymous9:06 PM

    I think they did another snow job on Levi. He's being played... told misinformation that he is believing... not just intimidated into saying these things because of fears for his mother or future jobs. He definitly needs to have some paternity tests done.

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  23. Anonymous9:32 PM

    Just when I was starting to feel sorry for Levi, he goes and changes his story. OK, I'll go along with the pod theory; at least I can still feel sorry for him then.

    Any dream interpreters out there? Last night's was Sarah's head (yes, just her head--with the up-do....ugh) asking me a question using the word "progress" as a verb. I'm sorry to say I threw her head as far as I could, then I went on to a new dream, about my old church, then there was an earthquake and we were all doomed.

    All in all, it was quite a night, except for the scary Sarah part.

    I have to say the pod thing is scarier, even, though.

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  24. Anonymous1:57 PM

    Levi is suicidal. A suicidal pod. Is he working yet?

    Does he live with Mercede? Is she on board with the "overheard on an airplane" story to ABC?

    Has the entire Star article been released? Is the Star saying they overheard Mercede as she was on an airplane?

    In January Mercede said similar in comment to a friend on My Space. What difference does it make if it is overheard? What matters is what is true. Will there be lawsuits? The Star has gone out on a limb if they are printing lies and the Palins will have to sue.

    Is ABC reporting what Levi said about the airplane as well as what the Star is claiming?

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