Saturday, June 27, 2009

The Sarah Palin exercise plan: Or how to keep baby weight off until the seventh month and then drop it all again only weeks after giving birth.

To keep in shape, Palin, a mom of five, is an avid runner. "Conventional running is my sanity," she has said. "I usually write my best speeches and letters [in my head] while out running." (You know THIS could explain a lot.)

In fact, Palin routinely ran 7 to 10 miles almost every day but switched to aerobics classes when she became pregnant with her fifth child, Trig (who was born in April 2008). After his birth, Palin worked her way back up to running three miles every other day. (Sooo much easier to run without that big strap-on tummy!)

During the summer, she sometimes runs as late as midnight, and in the winter (when it's dark), Palin runs outdoors in the afternoon or on her treadmill at home in the evening. Palin, a former Miss Alaska runner-up, also adheres to a healthy diet. "My family and I eat a healthy diet heavy in wild Alaskan seafood, moose, caribou and fresh fruit," she said. (I just hate it when people try extra hard to appear all "Alaskan-like" by claiming only to eat wild game and fish. I am surprised she did no also list Muktuk and Eskimo ice cream. I will bet dollars to donuts that Sarah and her family eat foods that are much like people in the lower forty eight eat. Only at twice the price of course.)

I once wrote a post that Sarah should write a book on exercise due to her amazing weight loss after the birth of little Trig Palin, and I still think it would be a big seller. I mean it seemed like the weight just "fell off" almost like somebody simply undid a clasp or something. Weird huh?

16 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:34 PM

    EVERYTHING about Saint Sarah is phony.

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  2. VERY OT and a bit off the wall

    But I watched a movie last night.. Family Sins ..tell me does not the main character Frances Gleck? remind you of anyone? NOT saying S.P. is some kidnapper/abuser..but the hiding under the whole christian, loving mom, pilar of community.. and doing whatever to keep people quiet..just eerily similar in a movie plot sort of way
    Throughout she maintains the I am innocent, people are out to get me, I am just a loving mother narcissistic personality .. even in prison she is happy and telling others to smile as it is a beautiful day.. Hello there I am blah blah how are you?
    Throwing people "under the bus" left and right

    here is the synopsis: http://www.cbs.com/specials/family_sins/
    In her upscale neighborhood of nice homes and manicured lawns, Brenda Geck (Alley) is considered a model citizen. She is a devoted mother and wife who opens her home to foster children, runs a successful real estate business, regularly attends church with her family and generously volunteers her time to local organizations. Even the mayor and local police applaud Geck for her good deeds and acts of kindness. The last thing her neighbors would think is that their local society matron is, in fact, hiding many secrets in her house.

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  3. Anonymous3:59 AM

    Looks like Dave Letterman had the same weight problems!

    http://www.ottoline.net/PalinHoax/

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  4. You think maybe Sarah was inspired by Bree’s fake pregnancy on Desperate Housewives? Here is a comparison of the fake pregnancy from the episodes of that TV show and how it may have inspired Sarah what to do with her daughter’s first pregnancy with Trig.:

    Desperate Housewives Script Plagiarized by Sarah Palin?
    http://www.teamtruther.com/forum/top/3

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  5. Notice how the emphasis was to point out that Trig was “born” in April 2008. That was the big smokescreen that fooled everyone until we figured out Trig was actually born in January 2008!
    Correction, Gryph, she only wore the BIG strap-on belly one day to pose for the Andrea Gusty interview on 4-13-08. The other days during her six-week pregnancy, she used a square pillow, or when that was too much trouble, just the long scarves.

    My personal favorite is this screenshot from the 4-8-08 interview by Elan Frank.
    http://tiny.cc/AUZn4

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/33163903@N05/3434097971/in/set-72157610933010448/

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  6. Let me take a guess here, did she begin her aerobics classes the day AFTER John McCain won the nomination on 3-4-08?

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  7. The best diet plan for Sarah in her last pregnancy was to have her daughter Bristol carry and birth the baby. See?

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  8. Anon @3:59 that is GREAT! It is a comparison of David Letterman Pregnancy Hoax vs. Sarah Palin Pregnancy Hoax. Finally something that will make it to MSM!!!

    http://www.ottoline.net/PalinHoax/

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  9. Anonymous6:35 AM

    Yeah, I never sucked for the whole "healthy eating" line she always trucks out there. I've seen her with lots of diet sodas and lattes, but never any real food.

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  10. I would love to see her abs workout that can produce abs strong enough to hold in a 6+lb baby - there's a fortune in infomercials to be made there :)

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  11. Gryphen, maybe save the Emmonak pictures for later and keep this post at the top for now?? Only because the Letterman/Palin pregnancy hoax may be hitting main stream and your site is listed. Just a suggestion.

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  12. Anonymous7:50 AM

    Oh how I wish one of the other attendees of this alleged aerobics class would come forth and divulge.......did they see a baby bump? Was she really pregnant? Did she really attend an aerobics class at all?

    Remember that group of 'friends' of Sarah Palin who were interviewed right before the election and only a couple of them would say they were voting for her? I always wanted to know if they "knew" something about her that she made them promise not to tell....and made them leary of voting for her (other than the fact that she's a severely dim bulb).

    Someone in AK MUST dig into this aerobics class claim!!

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  13. How many aerobics classes are there in Wasilla? Or is that just an "elite" club?

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  14. My personal feeling is that *IF* Sarah was really pregnant, she did everything legal she could think of to cause a miscarriage or cause the babies death. That last minute travel frenzy was simply insane. No loving mother trying to protect her unborn baby from harm would have done any of that.

    And after the fact, I see no bonding whatsoever. She holds the baby like a sack of potatoes, always turned away from her. It's her daughters who are the care givers. They are the ones that nuzzle and snuggle and hug the baby. To Palin he is a photo op and when he's not, he's an inconvenience to be handed off to a lackey.

    I have no respect for her as a mother or as a Governor. And her screaming attempts to rebrand herself as the Madonna of special needs children will do nothing to change that.

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  15. Hi Gryph,

    This is OT, but people have asked me to tell you that your blog seems to play up on Internet Explorer. Perhaps have less posts per page to speed up loading time? I don't know, not computer literate enough...

    Firefox works OK, the problem seems to be IE.

    If anybody wants to switch to Firefox, here's the link:

    http://en-gb.www.mozilla.com/en-GB/firefox/central/

    It works!

    On topic:

    Good new site, eh? The e-mail address doesn't work, though...

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  16. Another thing that made me go Hmmmmm: my ob/gyn advised against continuing aerobics classes during pregnancy. Walking, jogging with plenty of stops for rest, fine. Aerobics, no.

    This also begs the question: Unless SP did said aerobics while following a video, say, in her house, how could she have taken an aerobics class without anyone, anywhere seeing her? Remembering seeing her? And leotards do a piss-poor job at disguising even a love handle, forget a pregnancy.

    Now, make a great leap of imagination and assume that one of the schools into which GINO had dropped in and out was Hogwarts, and during her brief stint there had learned how to perform a Dillusionment Charm. This is pretty advanced stuff, and of course we all know how SP and Pastor Muthee feel about "witchcraft," and by extension, the Harry Potter books. Stay with me another moment: Even under the Disillusionment Charm, or while wearing one of those ultra-rare Invisibility Cloaks--try keeping one of THOSE in place while working out!--SP still would risk bumping into people.

    So first, I don't believe the claim that she ran "seven to ten miles a day." And I don't believe the aerobics claim. That's quite a long list of unproved things at which SP wants to wave her magic wand and make us believe.

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