Saturday, August 22, 2009

Sarah Palin's Facebook account is vomiting forth more "information" about the Obama Health Care plan. You know, the one that is not yet written.

Look I don't know whose actual puke this is (I am convinced it is not Sarah Palin's), but I think we can all agree that it IS indeed puke.

I am not going to subject you to the entire message (You can click the title if you are masochistic enough to want to read the entire thing), but I will happily translate it for you. ("Happy" being a relative term of course.)

Paragraph one:

"Due to the fact that I threw that "death panel" bullshit into the equation, and with the help of FOX News and the other stupid GOP Health insurance company ass kissers, the American people are starting to question whether Obama knows what he is doing on health care reform." ("Oooh ladylike high fives for everybody!)

Paragraph two (Okay this one you need to see in its entirety.):

As Governor of Alaska, I learned a little bit about being a target for frivolous suits and complaints (Please, do I really need to footnote that?). (1)I went my whole life without needing a lawyer on speed-dial, but all that changes when you become a target for opportunists and people with no scruples. (2) Our nation’s health care providers have been the targets of similar opportunists for years, and they too have found themselves subjected to false, frivolous, and baseless claims. (3)To quote a former president, “I feel your pain.” (4)

Gryphen's Footnotes:
(1) Look, whoever you are who wrote this, NOBODY believes that Sarah Palin knows how to use footnotes. NOBODY!
(2) You know if Sarah would have had her conscience on speed dial perhaps she would not have needed so much legal advice. I am just saying.
(3) Like being sued for removing the wrong organ, or prescribing the wrong medication, or failing to diagnose a problem that would be obvious to a first year medical student?
4) Isn't that what wife beaters say?

Paragraph four:

" I am arguing against the Obama health care plan, by using a the name of a doctor that nobody knows and who is against the plan, but who is in no way swayed by personal interests." (Dr. Gottlieb, a former official at the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services, is a fellow at the American Enterprise Institute and a practicing internist. He's partner to a firm that invests in health-care companies.) Nuff said.

Paragraph four:

"Hmm if one doctor is good, then clearly two doctors are better. " So she quotes from Doctor Stuart Weinsten who endorsed President Bush's attempts to solve the health care crisis simply by addressing tort reform. I guess that is the only problem that he recognizes in the health care system.

Good choice Sarah!

Paragraph seven:

"Health care reform bad, tort reform good."

Paragraph eight:

Here "Sarah" puts a bunch of question to Obama as to why he does not do things the way that she would. You know as if he would actually listen to freaking thing that her ghost Facebook writer would say on her behalf. "I am relevant dammit, don't you dare ignore me!"

Paragraph nine:

Then "Sarah" goes on to use Alaska and Texas as examples (I can hear the heads of REAL Alaskans exploding all over the state with this comparison) to help illustrate how putting caps on the amount that can be awarded in a lawsuit has reduced the number of malpractice claims. The ghostwriter goes on to say that Alaska's law requiring that the losers in a lawsuit partially pay the winners legal fees has also kept the number of lawsuits down. (One has to wonder just how many valid malpractice lawsuits were never filed for fear of an overwhelming legal expense.)

Paragraph ten: Then she quotes from Governor Rick "Sarah Palin is the face of the Republican party" Perry's opinion. (Is it my turn to scratch your back? Or your turn to scratch mine?) Considering the source it is not worth going into in my opinion.

Paragraph eleven (Okay you need to see this in its entirety as well):

Dr. Weinstein’s research shows that around $200 billion per year could be saved with legal reform. That’s real savings. That’s money that could be used to build roads, schools, or hospitals.

WTF? How does money saved by the medical industry translate into money for new roads and schools? Are the doctors, hospitals, and insurance companies planning to donate their savings?

Okay I am going to have to go lie down right now because just reading this makes my damn head hurt.

I actually hope that the MSM simply ignores this latest message. It is beginning to remind me of the messages that kept coming from Osama Bin Laden when the Bush administration needed us to be scared. We knew THOSE weren't really from him either, but the press felt obligated to give them coverage just in case. I am afraid that the same thing applies here.

Osama=Palin, ooh that ought to piss off her minions.

29 comments:

  1. Ratfish4:04 PM

    If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is there to listen, is there sound?

    If a Palin paid professional writer posts something on her facebook page, is there meaning- if no one bothers to put it on a blog?

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  2. Anonymous4:20 PM

    I don't know why SarahPac is still around. Sarah will not be able to run for an office. How many actually think she has a political future?

    What is wrong with any msm is they pay attention to that garbage? They must have figured she's done by now.

    The only thing she has going is the crazy bat poo celebrity crap she pulls. It can be funny. None of it is worth having her return.

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  3. Anonymous4:22 PM

    Yep, she's a healthcare terrorist and probably has completely screwed over CBJ, the doctor who was implicated in her wild ride story.

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  4. Anonymous4:37 PM

    They have been ignoring her facebook rants since the death panel thing. Anyone on TV (except Fox) thought it was made up garbage and she has list credibility. Of course she has it with her insane fans! Do any of you really thing Sarah Palin knows a damn thi g about tort reform? I'd like to see her talk about it. Hint she can't and won't! How long is her stupid facebook charade going to go on.
    I think she had a major breakdown and is in a mental hospital. That hatement makes more sense then RAM it Lynn writing on her Facebook page. And what a way to treat your supporters. To deceive them. So moral!!
    Isn't Lynn Vincent a Christian?? I didn't know lying was something Christ condones. And deceipt. Isn't that bearing false witness? Shame on them and shame on Sarah for lying to her loyal followers and using them to get money.

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  5. Anonymous4:56 PM

    Maybe Rick is the one writing this? He keeps bringing her up too.

    Are they having an affair? Rumors were there were affairs on both sides.
    Stars says Sarah had a nervous breakdown.

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  6. Anonymous4:57 PM

    How can anyone be expected to take seriously a person who quotes Michelle Bachman and Rick Perry. I mean, REALLY!!!

    And 'tort reform'??? Quittypants probably thinks that 'tort reform' is when you use margarine instead of butter.

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  7. Anonymous5:02 PM

    Is it forgery or plagerism?
    Either way I'm pleased to see MSM has realized her Facebook rants are not her own.
    This is really silly and frankly embarrassing to America that a Vice Presidential candidate could continue to to use the teen facebook forum to spout Republican policy.
    All Republicans should be embarrassed. But McCain still says she could be a great president. I cannot respect these people at all. We should not negotiate with them at all regading health care.
    They are ignorant.
    Let's move on and maybe see if some of the so called moderates see the light and denounce these hateful extremists.

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  8. Anonymous5:05 PM

    Speaking of Osama = Palin, I wonder what Sarah thinks of McShame pallin' around with terrorists?
    (Check out the link to his tweet at the bottom)

    I'll answer my own question. It's OK when a Reichpublican does it.

    http://twitter.com/SenJohnMcCain/status/3331878099

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  9. She MUST be IGNORED. There is absolutely NO reason to give her attention or re-post her ghost-written garbage. Answering her gives her undeserved credibility. She won't even come out from behind Facebook for Pete's sake! I find it ludicrous that ANYONE repeats "her" crap, even you Grypen. If I lived in or near Wasilla, I would get a group together and just point at her house and LAUGH - no words, just the hysterical laughter and ridicule she deserves.

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  10. ok .. i have a serious question here
    Where is Levi and Mercede's dad?

    People make mention of how eerily similar Bristol looks like Sherry
    Widows peek and all

    Is there truly some weird family mangledness? I know small towns spit some pretty bizarre stuff out there..
    do I let my mind run?

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  11. pacos_gal5:39 PM

    It was interesting to see that in my "Palin" information that came across through email today, every single MSM was negative towards Palin. That is a change which has been gradually going that way every since the whole "death panel" thing happened. Once it's out on the net, you cannot take it back and if it's catchy as nate would say, it will stick. Palin will always be the crazy lady who thinks that the same thing she advocated as a Governor is wrong when it is advocated by Congress or god forbid, the democaratic majority of not just the copngress but the United States of America.

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  12. Anonymous5:45 PM

    Half Time. Green Bay 24 Buffalo zipp0

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  13. Anonymous5:56 PM

    Well, I tackled the FB page. I couldn't finish. But I did click on 'back to Sarah Palin' and read some of the posts from her fans. Now THAT will definitely make you puke.

    And cheers to the poster who came up with 'quittypants.' So funny.

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  14. Anonymous6:02 PM

    Is she talking about the opportunists that are hounding Obama about his birth certificate or the ones that hounded the Clintons for 8 years while he was president?

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  15. Anonymous6:26 PM

    The Globe is reporting in this week's edition (8/31/09) that Sarah Palin is having a nervous breakdown due to pressures of divorce and family matters: http://www.globemagazine.com/story/384

    I bought it today at the supermarket....

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  16. It's been nearly a month since we've seen or heard from the REAL Sarah Palin.

    She's sold her Facebook notes to someone. She has not appeared herself. She has not threatened to sue the Star for their cover article that claims "DIVORCE." Her groveling attorney, Van Phlegm, has failed to sue Gryphen or anyone else.

    I intend only to point out how whoever is writing her screeds now is someone totally different from who she is, from what she would rather say.

    It is time to pull the plug on this floundering mishap of a maverick. What will do it? She Did Not Give Birth to Trig. There cannot be any doubt about this. Will this be the final nail in this unfortunate woman's coffin?

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  17. Anonymous6:37 PM

    Thanks, Gryphen, for deciphering that Facebook post. You're a real trooper!

    It was a surprise that Palin mentioned school buildings. There are probably federal grants available to states to help build school buildings. Of course, it is a known fact that Palin dislikes codes or ropes. Oh, and legal reform. What about those wrongful death lawsuits from lack of services during her partial term? No money out of her own pocket; it will cost the Federal Government.

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  18. Anonymous6:38 PM

    O/T. Sarah Palin's divorce-related nervous breakdown, at a grocery story near you: http://www.globemagazine.com/story/384

    (Aug. 31, 2009 edition of THE GLOBE)

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  19. Anonymous7:19 PM

    Gryphen why haven't you told us everything you said you would.

    About babygate, it was to protect Levi and his book deal "which is imminent."

    no deal yet it seems

    Bristol is dating and you won't believe who

    hope at some point you do just say all you know. What do you have to lose. Looking back what an over the top reaction about her marriage. Then she disappears! Crazy!
    Maybe her book deal was cancelled and that was the last straw. How could no one see her or any of the family.

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  20. WakeUpAmerica7:56 PM

    "$200 billion per year could be saved with legal reform. That’s real savings. That’s money that could be used to build roads, schools, or hospitals." WTF indeed! I thought the point of saving money was to reduce the cost of insurance so more people could afford it. What a dumbass she is. She even screwed up her own talking point.

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  21. Anyone have any guesses as to who is ghosting Palin's Facebook rants?

    I don't know much about analyzing style, but could it be there is more than one "ghost"?

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  22. Anonymous12:05 AM

    Notice there is NO caring about people who don't have insurance or who are going bankrupt. Whoever wrote that has no idea what it's like to be uninsurable.

    Someone who doesn't understand the big picture is writing that drivel.
    We know Sarah doesn't get it either but this is becoming a huge charade.

    We all should complain to Facebook and then start demanding she discuss these issues live! We also should write any media outlet who does report what she says and tell them it isn't her. What is going on with her page us dishonest.
    Saying it only hear isn't enough.

    Although they are making her look like an idiot..

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  23. tort reform starts AT HOME. like the ripoff vanflea bag who is SERIOUSLY OVERCHARGING his "client"...

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  24. lets talk about healthcare and my frivilous lawsuits. I am a victim. Insurance companies and Dr.s are victims. When Obama cuts off the wrong leg we'll give you $10K and a new scooter. OK? Problem Solved..that was easy. now I can reform the lemonade stand industry so Piper has a fighting chance next Summer. God Bless the troops!

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  25. The time has come for real reporting;
    find out who is writing SP Face Book 'stories'.

    "In honor of our American troops, sarah, hows about you quit making things up"!

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  26. ""Health care reform bad, tort reform good."

    If we had health care reform, we wouldn't need tort reform.
    I was hurt on the job. Because I had to go to the Corporations Doctor (he said I'd be fine, I have permanent nerve damage in my neck and back), I ended up hiring a lawyer. Because of tort reform, I only ended up with slightly less than $4,000. I am unable to turn my head at times. Oh yeah, I also lost my job when they found out that I hired a lawyer.
    If we had had health care reform, where I could have gone to my own Doctor, I would have been better off. They would have given me the right treatment so that maybe I wouldn't have to suffer from this.
    There you go, another big GOP lie. You can't see your own Doctor now when hurt on the job. What is it their saying? The government won't let you keep your Doc? No. It's the Insurance Companies who won't let you see your own Doc. That way, they can say either nothing is wrong or just deny coverage because it's too expensive. The were not looking out for me. They were looking out for the Company.

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  27. Anonymous6:21 AM

    The rantings were not written by Sarah because Sarah believes footnotes are a new brand of toeless red shoes. Having someone else to write these messages will come back to haunt her if she runs again. She will never be able to remember what she claims she has written. I hope you AK bloggers are saving these Palin messages just in case she gets out of the mental hospital which she will claim was a Christian marriage retreat and decide to run for office again.

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  28. Anonymous11:32 PM

    Agree with Ella & others to ignore her facebook comments. She is BER-SERK-O & then some. A former VP candidate posting her opinion on facebook? How more tacky can it get?

    Now it's clear the writer is someone else & not her. SP has many talents, however, not in the political arena. And hopefully, she's getting the help she needs.

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  29. Anonymous4:24 PM

    SP is probably hiding out gathering up strength so she can huff and puff and spew more lies very soon, I am sure this mess is not over, she is probably out and about training and brainwashing yet another gang of nutbags!!...just sayin

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