The 22 year old former Miss California USA Carrie Prejean is aiming to get back at the pageant officials by filing a lawsuit against them on Monday, in Los Angeles. She is suing them for libel, slander and religious discrimination and has alleged that they had prevented her from mentioning God. She has stated that these treatments were meted out to her even before her controversial statements made against gay marriage.
WTF? Is this little snot actually trying to say that she was discriminated against because she believes in God? There are more references to God during these moronic pageants than there are in church on Sunday mornings.
"I would like to thank my parents, and God, and whoever invented double sided sticky tape."
"I believe in good education, world peace, and God. But not necessarily in that order."
"I could not have done it without my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, and Miss Hawaii who showed me how to put Vaseline on my teeth."
It is VERY unlikely that her faith had anything to do with her dismissal.
No Prejean was not punished for her beliefs. She was fired because she did not show up at events to which she was scheduled to appear, and she was accepting speaking gigs with other organizations without clearing them with the pageant people which violated her contract. (Okay is it just me, or does she sound just like a certain ex-Governor's doppelganger?)
Of course perhaps it was NOT in her best interests to refer to Perez Hilton as Satan.
"I felt as though Satan was trying to tempt me in asking me this question. And then God was in my head and in my heart saying, "Do not compromise this. You need to stand up for me and you need to share with all these people . . . you need to witness to them and you need to show that you're not willing to compromise that for this title of Miss USA."
You know there are millions of good Christians who do not see Satan in everybody who asks them a challenging question, or who makes them think about something which causes them to feel discomfort. Nor do many of these people hear the voice of God in their heads telling them what to think. We have name for those Christians, sane.
My advice is for Carrie Prejean to not waste her time suing Shanna Moakler, pageant executive director Keith Lewis, or K2 Productions. Instead she should go after the big bucks.
No not Donald Trump. Satan!
Let's face it, who would have more money than Satan? And according to Prejean herself he is the one who sabotaged her chances to achieve her dream of not meeting her Miss USA obligations. Who wants to simply stand up a group of businessmen at the opening of a new Shriner's Club, when you can disappoint a whole stadium full of football fans by not showing up to sing the national anthem before the game?
Though based on this YouTube video perhaps the real disappointment would be if she DID show up to sing.
Homphobic ex-Miss California vs Satan. Now that is a criminal case that I would pay money to watch on Court TV.
Carrie is Scary looking and very unattractive. Maybe it is her hateful personality shining through.
ReplyDeleteIf she's suing the pagent, she needs to give back her biblically incorrect breasts.
ReplyDeleteShe is not going to make money as a singer.... guess the only thing left is to sue.
ReplyDeleteDid Sarah give her the idea the answer is to just..... sue, baby, sue.
Her speaking voice sucks also... may rule her out as an actress or Fox news bimbo.
It's true, she is sort of ugly in a beauty queen sort of way. She looks just too American made up and fake. Real beauty is something different than that picture above and anon at 7:12 has seen that too. Aside from the fake tits which should seal the case right away for the judges deciding a winner of a beauty contest. What about all the other girls, large or small but natural? They measure up far greater than this stupid piece of rightist fluff! Do all Americans not see this obvious truth about her?
ReplyDeleteSinging was an unfortunate career move. I'm wondering now if a certain former governor is sharing her top-notch advisor with a certain former beauty queen.
ReplyDeleteAnd the whole getting fire thing was purely a set up. Right-wingers love a martyr story. "And for the talent portion of this competition I, Carrie Prejean, will develop a stigmata!"
Instead of giving her implants they should have given her a brain.
ReplyDeleteUgly things come out of ugly mouths... This girl has that "bad smell" expression on her face, not a sincere smile. Go sue Satan. Good luck!
ReplyDeleteWhat song WAS that??
ReplyDeleteI don't think fake boobs are technically biblically incorrect.
ReplyDeleteHowever, although she was not fired for it, she did lie about having topless pictures taken. I have no idea why lying isn't frowned upon by the Miss California people.
Anon at 7:12 I was just about to say almost the same thing:
ReplyDeleteHey, God also told Ms. Prejean that He made her the way He made her, so why in the world did she get those fake boobs implanted? God told her He was very very upset with her for tampering with God's creation. Ms. Fundie basically told him to go do something to himself and she'd do whatever the Hell she pleased with her seriously deformed micromastial tissue.
She is SUCH a Sarah Palin.
I think she has probably compromised a few other things along her path,like her integrity, to use her body to get "things", somehow I doubt the bible encourages that behavior.....
ReplyDeleteThere is the (wet) dream ticket for 2012 Prejean and Palin or should we call them the Beauty and the Beast.
ReplyDeleteHow sweet, a Mini-Me of Sarah Pee. Their god must be so proud and also kind of strange--just like these two vainglorious and not too bright ding-a-lings.
ReplyDeleteWho would Jesus sue?
ReplyDeleteHeard than when Sarah saw Prejean's new boobs, Sarah has opted for a silicone injections to her brain.
ReplyDeletePoor little Miss Carrie, the Christian Martyr, victim of all those mean and nasty homosexuals. She probably thinks they are just jealous because she got to wear all that fabulous jewelry and those divine gowns.
ReplyDeleteMy guess is that when this case gets tossed out because it is a giant crock of b.s., she'll claim that the judge has been co-opted by Satan.
I'll personally volunteer my services to be part of the repo team that comes to take back her pageant bought boobs. Those certainly couldn't have anything to do with Satan, could they?
I agree , they need to send her the bill for the boobs , or send the repo man. Ingrate bitch.
ReplyDeletePrejean will take on Trump and his battery of lawyers? bwahahahahaha! I can't wait to see the counter-suits for breach of contract etc.
ReplyDeleteI hope Trump sues for reimbusement for the cost of new breasts and new teeth, since those goodies came with a contractual obligation to perform her duties. This is a ploy to "prove" the "persecution" of the Christians. This is the face of their new martyr. If a Christain is asked to perform any work duties, it MUST be religious discrimination.
I agree with all three of you. What a joke she is.
ReplyDeleteHow about doing your job so you DON'T get fired, honey?
She has dyed her hair.
ReplyDeleteShe is wearing tons of makeup.
Her teeth are capped.
Her breasts are enhanced.
And she is going to tell me about what is natural, normal, beautiful or correct?
I don't think so.
Two former beauty pageant dolls, blaming others for their own mistakes. They traded on looks (and sex appeal) instead of substance. Maybe Sarah can get Carrie to be her opening act on the speaking circuit. They deserve each other.
ReplyDeleteSomebody hand her a bucket to carry the tune in..:)
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What about her skanky pictures? She has no sense of dignity.
ReplyDeleteTo object to gay right and be a pageant person is biting the hands that feed you.
In the world of inauthentic smiles,
ReplyDeletehers has to be the most inauthentic-est!!!! ;)
Her face looks like it folds,
laterally. Doesn't it???
Does anyone else think she looks like a drag queen? Ironic, huh?
ReplyDeleteHer face is big and horsey and not feminine at all. And those teeth and that mouth?
My chief objection to her is that she is scary looking.
My thoughts exactly...she needs to say "ta ta" to those ta tas!
ReplyDeleteAnother thought occurred to me, actually a theological question that I would like to pose to Ms. Prejean:
ReplyDeleteWhen that blessed final day comes, and she is gettin' all rapturey and flyin' through the air lookin' down on all us suckers, will it be with or without the store bought boobs?
You forgot about the nude pictures from the Garden of Eden re-enactment at the church.
ReplyDeleteI wonder what the voices in her head and her heart said when satan told her that her God given boobs were not big enough?
ReplyDeleteYep, slice them titties right off her holy chest and send them to Satan where they belong.
ReplyDeleteStupid git.
The wonderful guy who used to cut my hair in the 1990s (until he died) said I should check out this make up artist because "you looked normal after getting lessons from her. Most make up artists make you look like a whore, but the good thing about make up is that if you don't like it, you can just wash it off. If someone screws up your hair, you are Focked for a MONTH!"
ReplyDeleteBehold the whore-like makeup above that proves his point.
Money-grubbing, lying trash.
ReplyDeleteThis young lady lied on her application about her past modeling gigs. Oh, but it was such a long contract ... yep, she was dishonest from the beginning.
ReplyDeleteThe young lady answered the question and I stood behind her right to her opinion. The judge voted against her which showed his prejudice; however, the young lady did not accept the consequences, i.e., God's will. Maybe God used her, while He was backing the other contestant for the win. Instead of walking tall and going back to work, she got on another bandwagon for her own personal gain. Then she was exposed for lying on her application when those photos hit the internet (yep, just like that ex-governor).
The young lady has no one to blame but herself. She should have been fired when the application was found to contain false information. I was shocked that the old guy with badhair allowed her to keep her crown. Guess she thought he would look the other way when she failed to abide by the terms of her contract, too. Look at me, I'm so pretty. Yep, just like that ex-governor. Reminds me of a forked tongue; i.e., lying out of one side of the mouth while preaching God out of the other side of the mouth.
She needs to sue her orthodontist while she's at it also, too. What a horse mouth! White and straight (teeth I mean) but waaay too big for her face.
ReplyDeleteShe's how old?? She looks far far older than the 22 she's saying she is. Such a rediculous pagent...I can't believe women still want to demean themselves with this nonsense.
ReplyDeleteI like anonymous @7:12.
ReplyDeleteShe is trying to show what a dip she is. Who gets to depose her???
Has anyone looked closely at her "smile?"
ReplyDeleteThe State of California should countersue to get the money back they gave her to get those boobies. This hosehead of a fruitcake is trying to copy Palin and just get her face in the news.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30495983/
What does a Christian girl with good values and morals need a big chest for? Those values and morals not enough?!
Geesh I'm so sick of these simpletons. As if our country doesn't look foolish enough right now.
Maybe Winky's defense fund will throw her a couple pennies.
ReplyDeleteIs "seeing Satan" anything like "seeing Alaska from my house"?
ReplyDelete""I felt as though Satan was trying to tempt me in asking me this question. And then God was in my head and in my heart saying, "Do not compromise this. You need to stand up for me and you need to share with all these people . . . you need to witness to them and you need to show that you're not willing to compromise that for this title of Miss USA."
ReplyDeleteJust like Scary Sarah, she's hearing voices again.
Another one bites the dust. Just like her BFF Palin, if you don't agree with her she'll just stomp her pretty little feet and threaten to sue you.
Personally, I could give a sh*t less what Prejean thinks about anything.
And if she doesn't need her 'title' to spread the word, then why the f did she run for Miss U.S.A.?
Just like Palin, they need a title to be fulfilled.
They are both crazy a$$ bitches looking to milk anything they can get their slimy little paws on.
Maybe Palin will take her to Asia with her and they can both 'witness' to Buddhists and Hindi(s) alike.
She's crazy, Trump said the titty pictures were fine, but that should have been enough to let her go she had lied about them. There are other pictures of her in public wearing a dress up to her butt and the sides of her boobs showing. If she were liberal conservatives would rip her apart for her public nudity. If you are against gays, abortion, and say God all your other behavior is overlooked just like Palins. All the scummy people $P supports shows her character loud and clear.
ReplyDeletegood luck with that one baby...
ReplyDeletemaybe she should have went for the job on "The View" like Meghan McCain did... because she seems to be a lot like Hasselbeck... all boobs, no brains...
and of course, being from California, she could always work for Vivid... they are always hiring!
Didn't she articulate the same position as President Obama?
ReplyDeleteIf she thinks she can win against The Donald.....
ReplyDeleteCarrie would be a great warm up act for Sarah's Hong Kong appearance. It doesn't matter what either of them says to the group. The economists will be too busy drooling at the gals.
ReplyDeleteCarrie...eat something.
ReplyDeleteOh good. Just like if we could ever get Palin in a court to find the truth, now we can find out why Carrie had to alter her god's sanctuary body, how much those plastic boobs cost, who paid for them, how many other parts were altered, why did she pose nude so many times, how much is she paid to pose nude...
ReplyDeleteYep, I was just thinking how she didn't trust God enough to make her "correctly" and she messed with His handiwork.
ReplyDeleteCarrie (drawn as Stephen King's Carrie) suing Satan would make a hilarious South Park episode ;)
Yeah she can sue Satan! who is her lawyer, van flea?
ReplyDeleteShe is scary! Not pretty at all, pretty fake is more like it. Fake lips, tan, teeth, troughed on makeup,fake bible boobs.
She is ugly inside and out!
By suing the pageant isn't she de facto suing Donald Trump? He owns it, right? So in a way, Prejean IS suing the Devil. And my bet is on the Devil all the way in this match up.
ReplyDeleteActually, Trump is enough of a devil that I'm not sure he wouldn't put her up to it, in order to get more publicity for the pageant. Prejean gets publicity too - a win-win for both.
gryphen, why such a large photo? can you shrink it please?
ReplyDeleteHere is the correct answer as ill Clinton would have said it to not tick off the conservatives:
ReplyDelete"Traditionally, marriage in the United States has been between a man and a woman and I support that.
"But who and I to criticize two people who love each other? Love is a good thing and the world lacks love and needs more."
That forced smile of her's is frightening. Almost skull like.
ReplyDeleteOh my...Poor little Carrie...Get your big girl britches on and deal with it...Soooo you created it now get over yourself...Dip stick..
ReplyDeleteAnonymous 12:06
ReplyDeleteHow dare you insinuate that Carrie Prejean is the most beautiful woman in the United States but wasn't crowned because of what she said?
One of my favorite comments is from Mark Twain, where he expresses sympathy for Satan:
ReplyDelete"He hasn't a single salaried helper; the Opposition employs a million."
Maybe in reality, those helpers were working for Him all along.
"I sure am glad gryphen put this super-large picture of me on his blog. This is, after all, why I got a boob job! look at my boobs! don't they look great in such a large picture?"
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