Friday, September 18, 2009

I doubt this will come as a surprise to most people but the top bidder for "Dinner with Sarah" is an outspoken critic.

(Joe) McGinniss is the author of "Pipe Dreams", an article in Portfolio Magazine which documented Sarah Palin's failure to deliver a gas pipeline in Alaska. As Danny Shea reported for these pages back on March 17, the original subhed read: "Forget "Drill, baby, drill." Sarah Palin says she's building a $40 billion gas pipeline, which even President Obama wants. The only problem: It isn't there. And it's her fault."

McGinniss' cited $59,999.99 bid was briefly topped this morning by another bidder who offered a dollar more, but McGinniss has upped his ante to $60,100.00 and is in the lead with just over four hours to go in the auction. And McGinniss seems pretty determined. His only concern, according to Woodham, is that he might have to break some promises to friends: "I've already promised at least 40 people that if I win I'll bring them with me."

This was always going to be a circus the only question is whether Palin will refuse to sit down with the winner if he turns out to be somebody that she does not want to break bread with.

All I know is I would love to be a fly on the wall to witness this uncomfortable meal if McGinnis actually brings in the highest bid. Sarah will be twitching so much she probably won't be able to keep the food on her fork long enough to reach her mouth.

As of this posting the bidding is only open for a little more then an hour. Tick tock Sarah.

Well it looks liek the bidding has ended with a bid of $63,500.00 going to Ride 2 Recovery. Not an enormous sum but better than nothing.

It also looks like Joe McGinniss did not get his wish to dine with our former Governor. I have no idea who DID win this enchanted evening with Palin, but considering how many hoops she set up for the winner to jump through it will probably be some moneyed conservative who will simply sit across from her drowning in the pool of that one wonky eye of hers.

25 comments:

  1. Anonymous3:28 PM

    That's okay -- she won't keep the appointment because of her screwy "terms of service". For charity? yeah... right.

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  2. Anonymous3:35 PM

    I read the entry on EBay, and there were a couple of odd details about it. One is that it refers to her as "Governor Palin." Another point is that it says that she can decline dinner with the highest bidder, if she feels that person is "inappropriate". In that case, she can go to the next one down, and then the next ... etc. Until she finds someone she likes.

    Personally I am waiting to see if she shows up for the speech in Asia.

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  3. CrabbyPatty3:38 PM

    Any politican with an ounce of savvy and PR insight would gladly have dinner with WHOMEVER won the bid, and spend the dinner dazzling them with wit, charm and intellect. Then hopefully the report would come down that "Well, I certainly can't say I agree politically with XYZ, but they certainly were a gracious dinner companion." Good PR - end of story.

    Now, that's what a SANE person would do. Palin, on the other hand, will either refuse to honor the commitment with the winning bidder, or say that she never agreed to the dinner in the first place.

    Or she'll grudgingly agree to the dinner, snub the winning bidder, and then cut the dinner short, saying she's decided that quitting is really the best thing to do.

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  4. Anonymous3:39 PM

    sigh...
    sometimes I just don't want to read books about Alaska, because typically, if they live in the lover 48, chances are they propell the negative Alaska Native stereotype to a new stupid mantra...


    but thanks to former Gov "it", writers can embellish on her, instead of trashing the Inuit/Aleut/Indian population...

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  5. Anonymous3:40 PM

    No way. She'll use the fine print to bump him. Our Sarah is many things, but courageous ain't one of them.

    Pat in Texas

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  6. All I can say is, "WITH FORKS FOR CHANGE"!!

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  7. Anonymous4:44 PM

    wear a wire

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  8. The person -- f***l --who entered the bidding at 30,000.00 the day after the auction started is the person who won, with a final bid of $63,500, just under 3 minutes befor the auction ended.

    Joe McGinniss didn't put in aother bid after his limit of $60,101.01, and it was exceeded with about an hour to go (i.e., 3 hours after your post, Gryphen).

    (not as exciting as some of the eBay auctions I've participated in, where others or I have swooped in at the last second, literally, to snatch the prize item)

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  9. Anonymous5:04 PM

    $63,500 is a lot of money, but I am sure "she" thought she would bring in a lot more...

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  10. Po' Sarah
    With all the stipulations she set forth
    And Marriage to Todd on the fritz

    I bet she was primping and praying and picking out heels .. to dine with some millionaire cowboy stud dude, or a young republican with start in their eyes young dude,.. or some
    anyone.. some MAN that totally would give her the dream date of a lifetime
    Yeah it's for charity.. how she can excuse her fantasy.. but still

    and now look at her highest bidder..
    She's gotta be rockin' in her socks.. dang it! Fine.. what are the rules again? Can't we bend them??

    She's gonna feign an illness .. Trig's gotta cold (isn't that the excuse for the anti abortion thingy she did)?
    Or as the Sarah Peelin's say.. if Meg doesn't quote it .. it ain't happening!

    I don't remember Meg mentioning this dinner
    So, if she's a no show.. then .. hello? Meg never confirmed..

    and she was so hoping for her "soul mate" or at least an evening where someone paid money to sit across from her and take luscious slow bites of their food.. while she did the same back.. she can't be an escort. that is against her religion.. but the ole' gal can dream can't she?

    sorry but it is squashed

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  11. Anonymous6:09 PM

    These "Ride to Recovery" people also auctioned off meetings with right-wings nut-jobs, like Karl Rove, and Sean Hannity.

    Karl Rove auction:
    http://cgi.ebay.com/Private-Lunch-for-Three-with-Karl-Rove_W0QQitemZ260474255080QQcmdZViewItemQQptZTickets_Experiences?hash=item3ca579b6e8&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14

    Sean Hannity and Frank Luntz:
    http://cgi.ebay.com/Sean-Hannity-Show-Meet-with-Sean-Hannity-Frank-Luntz_W0QQitemZ260474250612QQcmdZViewItemQQptZTickets_Experiences?hash=item3ca579a574&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14

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  12. Sarah Palin's spokesperson, quoting an ABC News source claimed that the winning bid for her charity dinner auction was 2 million USD, beating last year's Warren Buffet charity dinner that sold on ebay for a then record of 1.8 million USD.

    An ABC spokesman has dismissed this bogus news report attribution. Citing ebay sources ABC reiterated their earlier report that the dinner was sold in the range of 60,000 - 70,000 USD.

    This did not stop Palin supporters and other right wing blogs from carrying the 2 million record breaking figure. They insist that they have several photographs to prove their claim.

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  13. Anonymous6:20 PM

    I should also add that Palin had an extra set of rules and condtions, that the other Ride 2 Recovery people "donating" their time, did not have.

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  14. SME1316:48 PM

    I do believe that most people make the assumption that all donations to charities are tax deductible. Many are not.

    No where on ride2recovery does it show they are a 501(C)3, in fact they do not even address the issue of being a qualified organization. They have been set up as a charity on that particular site since 2007 – meaning they should have some financial reports appearing on their site – they don’t.

    They are also, not listed on the IRS website as a qualifying 501(c)3 (publication 78).

    If in fact they are not a 501(c)3 then any donations made are not tax deductible. That should seriously piss off whoever made the winning bid. And it should also reflect poorly on Palin that she would be associated with any organization proclaiming to be a true charity if it isn’t. And of all the legitimate charities out there why did Palin choose this one to support?

    Publication 78 is constantly being updated…..so one must ask why isn’t it listed? Hmmmmmmm Did Palin get involved with a scam charity?


    You’ve got some more work to do Gryphen.

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  15. Anonymous7:39 PM

    SKH:

    Very clever.

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  16. Rumor has it SarahPac was high bidder with C4Pee running a close second!

    The Rev Murthee or whatever his name is was 3rd and...

    WAR limped in at last place!

    Glen Becky was to cheap to bid!

    and eddie burke could'nt keep his hands out of his pants long enough to manipulate (stroke) the keyboard!

    You Betcha!!

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  17. Here's the Menu:

    Word Salad
    Nonsense Soup
    BS Patties
    Sauteed Asparagus in Whine Sauce
    Dessert: Choice of
    Half-Baked Alaska or Triple Nut Cake

    Beverages: Yoo-Hoo, or Wink Soda

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  18. There's a clause in the "Terms and Conditions" at the eBay site that says "The winning bid is a charitable contribution to a 501 (c)(3) organization and may be tax deductible. Bidders are advised to check with their tax advisor."

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    I just had a thought -- a sad one for the veterans who, via the donated $63,500, are supposed to get some Make-A-Wish-like "life changing experience that can impact their lives forever" -- there were only 7 bidders -- what if NONE of the 7 meets Palin's standards?

    "Governor Palin reserves the right to refuse dinner with a winning bidder if, in her sole discretion, the winning bidder is not a suitable bidder based on her subjective standards of suitability, professionalism, background and other factors. In the event the high bidder is rejected for this reason, the high bidder's bid will be refunded, if paid, and the next highest bidder shall be notified, and thereafter, until a suitable match is determined."

    What's to keep Palin from finding something wrong with every one of the 7 bidders, just to avoid her obligation? She's well known for liking to have her "comfort zone" around her -- her people -- her lawyer and female majordomo and husband (?) might not be enough.

    Does anyone think she really cares that the bidder's money will be refunded if he/she is rejected, which means 0% rather than 100% of the auction proceeds goes to Ride 2 Recovery? I'll bet she cares nothing for war veterans, wounded or not, now that her son's tour of duty in Iraq is complete and he's back home.

    OK, so I'm pretty cynical about the soul of Sarah Palin... :/

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  19. "OK, so I'm pretty cynical about the soul of Sarah Palin... :/"

    Kajo: If you weren't, I'd be worried.

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  20. From YaHoo News, the eBay auction winner is Cathy Maples of Huntsville, Alabama. Maples owns a defense contracting company, says she's a "big advocate" for Palin and would love to see her as president.

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  21. mlaiuppa11:12 PM

    The winner is a Palinista named Cathy Maples who is a defense contractor from Alabama. (She'll probably pass the costs on to the Government and her workers. Wait until she finds out it's not tax deductible.)

    http://blog.al.com/spotnews/2009/09/huntsville_fan_of_sarah_palin.html

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  22. Anonymous5:12 AM

    Her full name seems to be Cathy Gwen Maples and is of 54 years age:

    http://www.intelius.com/search-summary-out.php?ReportType=1&qf=Cathy+&qmi=&qn=Maples&qs=AL&trackit=74&focusfirst=1

    (She has a relative by name Todd Todd Maples. If he is her husband, she will sure bring it up during the dinner. But wonder if Sarah would be surprised/thrilled about the subject though. LOL)

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  23. TimberTen5:47 AM

    An imaginary conversation between Sarah amd Gryph.

    ***

    Gryp: Love Feast -- Sarah, may you become sacred pita bread for God's holy hummus feast.

    ***

    SARAH: Now you be careful!;-) But that's one being that can slip themselves inside me ... anytime!

    ***

    GRYPH: Sarah, you're just big fat extra-generous helping of baba ganouche and vulgar wheat, I mean bulgar wheat, of course.

    You are verily the coarsely chopped parsley and finely diced onions (or scallions) in the Lord's very own Mormon Tabernacle tabouleh salad, you ripe plum tomato you.

    You are not only the thin slices of cucumber on the collection plate, but you are the fresh mint leaves for God's garnish as well.

    I just want to squeeze all the excess holy water out of you and fluff you with the fork of righteousness and let you stand for about 1/2 hour to enhance your divine flavor.

    When I think of you I just want to add a devilish dash of Galilean garlic powder.

    Hmmmmmmmm.

    Excuse me while I cover and refrigerate you until you are ready to be served.

    Chef De Spiritual Cuisine Gryph

    PS: I -- your old divine brother -- have shown you the essence of the true natural state. I've punctured the myth of samsara, crushed the hidden core of illusion, and split samsara and nirvana apart. I offered you buddha in the palm of my hand. What more could you want? But still you lounge back into samsara. You were praying and lamenting out of attachment to illusory appearances. Phooey!



    Milarepa Gryph



    PSS: Hooey!


    ***

    SARAH: I did mis-read - thought you said God's 'feet'.. not 'feast'!

    "I -- your old divine brother --"

    Namaste, Bryph.

    "I offered you buddha in the palm of my hand."

    He ran off before i could close it!
    (not good at keeping vows!...boddhisatva)

    "What more could you want?"

    Well.. ah, closed my eyes for a few moments then... good as you are, don't think you can help out there ;-)

    "You were praying and lamenting out of attachment to illusory appearances. Phooey!"

    Ahh, meaningless words, on one level, Tryph!
    (an important one, too!)

    "Milarepa Gryph"

    Hmm... Milarepa was well versed in samsara... it's ways, it's doings. He most certainly would NOT agree, with the ways, and doings, of some here!

    Probably be one of them myself, but i tell ya this! Sterner words there would be ... for those, than me!

    "PSS: Hooey!"

    I like Phooey better!
    (Hong-Kong)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3NB0VGAqho

    ***

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  24. Anonymous6:11 AM

    What would Sarah Palin cook for her dinner guests? (Other than mooseburgers, of course.)

    Here's a suggestion (also, a recipe just in case the normal fete is obliterated by nuclear radiation, and we are reduced to eating snails and cockroaches) :

    Category: Appetizers & Snacks
    Style: French
    Servings: Serve hot with baguette and red bourgogne.

    Ingredients:
    48 snails and houses, cooked
    5 shallot onions
    1 twig of esdragon (artemissia dracunculus)
    2 1/2 dl bourgogne red wine
    pepper
    200 g butter (light salted)
    2 cloves of fresh garlic


    Directions:
    Clean and cut the onions and cut them together with the esdragon. Cook with the red wine slowly for 15 min, and season with pepper. Let cool.

    Crush the garlic in salt and mix with the butter together with the reduced wine/onions.

    Place a little in each house, then the snail and close with the butter. The houses with the openings up are baked in a pan with salt, if you do not have a snail pan, for 10 min at 220*C.

    http://ichh.multiply.com/recipes

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  25. TimberTen6:35 AM

    ***

    SARAH: [@Anon 6.11 AM] Re. "What would Sarah Palin cook...?"

    don't anyone DARE submit a recipe for cockroaches...

    ***

    GRYPH: Sarah says "Could someone please submit a recipe for cockroaches..."


    (please note: Sarah's request has been edited slightly to suit the culinary purposes of the chef-du-jour.)

    Yeah, in case you have too many roaches scurrying around under your sink and in your bathtub, you might consider capturing several dozen and freeze them for when you want to toss together a real quick meal, to wit:



    Ingredients:

    5 dozen frozen chopped cockroaches, thawed 16oz each)

    1/2 cup butter, melted

    4 green onions, including tops, chopped

    1/2 cup chopped celery

    3 tablespoons flour

    1 roll garlic cheese

    1 can cream of mushroom soup

    1 can or jar (4 ounces) sliced mushrooms, drained



    PREPARATION:



    Cook cockroaches; drain. Saute onions and celery in melted butter until tender. Add flour and cook for about 2 minutes, stirring constantly. Add cheese and stir until melted; blend in soup. Add cockroaches and mushrooms.

    Turn into a lightly greased casserole dish. Bake, covered, at 350 degrees for about 30 minutes.

    Serves 8 as a side dish, or may be used as a dip.



    More Cockroach Recipes:

    Cockroach Soufflé

    Zippy Cockroach Casserole

    Cockroach Cheese Casserole

    Cockroaches with Cheese Mushroom Sauce

    Easy Cockroaches with Lemon

    Cockroach Mushroom Quiche

    Cockroach Bread



    This just in:


    Lose 20 lbs in 3 Weeks

    Amazing Cockroach fat-loss secret. As seen on Oprah & 60 Minutes.

    www.CockroachForLife.com



    Bon aperitif!



    Chef G

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