Saturday, October 03, 2009

Author Joe McGinniss, Diane Benson, Mr. Whitekeys, and the "Celebrity table".

As I drove out to Palmer for the "Friends of Mat-Su" fundraiser, I took a moment to drink in the beauty of Alaska in early October.

The trees were exploding with color, the ash colored clouds drifted lazily across the sky, and the snow dappled mountains seemed to painted in bold brushstrokes against the horizon. The majesty of Alaska that constantly surrounds me occasionally catches me by surprise, and today was such a day.

When I arrived in Palmer I was at first surprised, and then pleased, to find that after ten years it had not changed one little bit. The open meadows, and rustic buildings that have always defined Palmer in my mind, were exactly where my memory expected them to be.

Unlike its neighbor, the now gaudy and over developed Wasilla, Palmer still retains its unique identity and welcoming ambiance.

I turned onto the Palmer fairgrounds which, with the all of various booths lined up along the fence, looked desolate and a little lonely. It was not long before I arrived at Raven Hall for an evening with the one and only Mr. Whitekeys.

I have seen Mr. Whitekey's shows numerous times in the past and have always found them enormously entertaining, and tonight would prove no different.

I found the table that our host Phil Munger had reserved for us and sat down with some of his other guests, who I did not know, but who turned out to be fans of both IM and Mudflats. (Oh did I mention that AKM was with me?)

Soon I was introduced to author Joe McGinniss, who is up here researching HIS Sarah Palin book, and who also turned out to be a huge fan of both AKM's and I. (I swear I will NEVER get used to hearing that.)

Mr. McGinniss entertained us with tales of the colorful characters he has met while doing research for the book he is currently working on and back in the 1970's for his novel Going to Extremes.

About then the lights dimmed and Mr. Whitekeys and the Spamtones took the stage. For over 90 minutes Whitekeys had us roaring with laughter as he pounded his keyboard and told endless jokes (often with an adult theme) about the sometimes dumb and colorful things that make up the history of Alaska.

For me the highlight of the show had to be when Whitekeys was joined by the Sarah Palin impersonator, who had us all in stitches as she struck a pose and burst into song about her trials and tribulations in attempting to run our state. AKM, who had never seen a Whitekeys show, was literally tearing up with laughter.

At one point, to the surprise of us all, the screen flashed this picture:



Which loyal Mudflatters will recognize from a May 14, post on Mudflats concerning possible titles for Sarah's new book. (Yes my friends you guessed it, Mr. Whitekeys is indeed a Mudflatter.)

During the show somebody mentioned that our table was occupied with far more people than the other tables in Raven Hall, since it contained AKM and spouse, myself, Phil Munger and his wife Judy, Diane Benson and her husband, Joe McGinniss, and a few other local friends of Phil's.

This inspired somebody to remark that our table was the "celebrity table", at which time AKM nudged me and said "Look, we are at the celebrity table". I leaned over and whispered "You do know that one of the reasons it is considered the celebrity table is because YOU are sitting here". AKM's look of horror and sudden realization was pretty darn funny. All night long people had been coming up to her to congratulate her on her Rachel Maddow appearance and to say what fans they were of the Mudflats, but it had still not occurred to her that she had attained the status of "celebrity".

I also managed to have another one of my conversations with Diane Benson about her plans for running against Congressman Don Young in 2010. She has become so used to these conversations that she actually walked up to me to initiate it instead of waiting for me to corner her as is the usual.

We did talk a little about that subject (no commitment yet), but she also wanted to talk about a small independent film she made called "For the Rights of All". About the Alaskan natives struggle for racial equality and the bravery of Elizabeth Peratrovich, who Diane portrays in the film. It sounded very interesting and I will be keeping an eye out for it.

When we had all said our good byes, it was time for the long drive home, at which time I pondered the amazing journey the Alaskan Bloggers had embarked on, and wondered where it would all lead.

(BTW here is AKM's take on the evenings festivities.)

18 comments:

  1. Anonymous7:19 PM

    I wonder too...

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  2. Anonymous7:42 PM

    Gryph-this is kind of related (books and such), but you need to check out Bill Maher's new video about potential ghostwriters and titles for Palin's book. Very, very funny.
    http://videocafe.crooksandliars.com/heather/real-time-sarah-palins-ghost-writer

    Knittingbull

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  3. Just_a_Mote7:45 PM

    I wonder if it is written in anapestic tetrameter. There are wonderful beings in 'If I RAN the ZOO". I particulary like the Tizzle-Top-Tuffed Mazurka. She couldn't hold a candle to any of them. :-)

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  4. Anonymous8:20 PM

    Congrats to you, Gryphen, you are a celebrity! I hope that an evening like this makes up for some of the darker moments. Keep up the great work!

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  5. Anonymous8:22 PM

    It will most likely lead to the Alaskan Bloggers taking on the might of the Council for National Policy who plotted to ensure that Palin was chosen by McCain for VP.

    In order to do so, all Alaskan Bloggers will agree that Palin did indeed fake a pregnancy in order to seduce the christian right with "Trig" aka "Tripp" as her most precious prop. They will then set out to prove that the GOP has been secretly taken over by a cabal which, the body of evidence will show, has a sinister goal of creating a master race.

    Palin has been promised the Presidency if she acts as their dummy and pro-life activist. The CNP's tilt at world domination is simple and will likely succeed because the CNP has taken millions from the Rev. Sun Myung Moon and by rights will also receive free publicity from the Washington Times.

    Am I ever glad that the intrepid Alaskan Bloggers are on their trail.....someone has to save the world!

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  6. Just_a_Mote8:24 PM

    Arg! 'Particularly' not 'Particulary'.

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  7. Anonymous8:30 PM

    Gryphen, this obsession over Palin is going to run out one of these days and you should be thinking of something else to keep your blog going so people will click the adverts. Or go out and get a real job?

    Sarah Q.

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  8. Anonymous8:31 PM

    @8:22 - please promise us you will never leave your day job. Leave satire to the professionals. Thanks.

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  9. Anonymous8:40 PM

    And just in case you think I am a troll I'd like to point your readers to the following facts, dear Gryphen.

    Moon owns or sponsors major business enterprises, including The Washington Times, the United Press International, and Pyeonghwa Motors. A small sampling of other operations include computers and religious icons in Japan, SEAFOOD IN ALASKA, weapons and ginseng in Korea, huge tracts of land in South America, a recording studio and travel agency in Manhattan, a horse farm in Texas and a golf course in California.

    Freaky coincidence or is there something fishy going on?

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  10. Anonymous9:57 PM

    Thanks, anon 8:40, we know all about The Washington Times, we even know about a guy who was too racist and mean to work there. It is nice of you to warn us that CNP has chosen Sarah as the next president of the US. We will look forward to reading about her campaign in The Washington Times' free publicity.

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  11. Diane Benson's speech from the True Diversity Dinner on September 25 is now online -- see my blog post which has the video plus additional commentary on one issue she brought up in her speech: the high rate of sexual violence in Anchorage that especially affects Alaska Native women.

    -- Mel Green, Henkimaa.com

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  12. You and all the bloggers deserved to have a seat at that table.

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  13. I read this blog everyday and really appreciate you for keeping the pressure on BTQ$.

    We can never let up until she's 100 years old.

    No one is more deserving of a wonderful evening than you, Gryphen. You made me feel as if i was there, too.

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  14. Anonymous6:08 AM

    AKM's has never seen Whitekeys before ?

    Obviously he's a just a littel TOO highbrow for her, eh ?

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  15. Anonymous7:07 AM

    Well, aren't you the sweetest li'l ol' worry warts @08:22 and 08:24.! Bless your little ol' hearts Now, don't go worrying your little heads about Gryphen one minute more. Ya hear?

    Such concern must be a burden for you as well as dangerously spiking your blood pressure.

    May I suggest that you `$@#&%*?#*&$...(oopsie, deleted).

    I would suggest you find a bucolic blog that doesn't cause you angst and unnecessary concern for Gryphen. He is doing just fine here with his blog, thank you very much.

    One more thing, how about starting your own blog? Do it. Really! Let us know when you do ;D

    LaniwithaD

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  16. Anonymous7:10 AM

    oops, that would be to Anons @ 08:22 and 8:30

    LaniwithaD

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  17. crystalwolf aka caligrl8:37 AM

    LaniwithaD: LMAO, thanks for that :)
    Gryphen, Love Joe McGinnis! I have his book "going to extremes" and I love it! He talks about the days when the Alaska govt. did coke and drink up before attending state business, lol! And this is confirmed in Leah Burton's book "Theopalinism"
    Looking forward to his new book :) I wish I could pre-buy THAT on Amazon :)I am waiting for SOMEONE to mention babygate in their books...? I hope Joe or Geoffrey Dunn will be the ones!!!!
    Palmer sounds like a nice town. Glad y'all had a nice time at "Mr. Whitekeys"! :)

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  18. Anonymous10:56 AM

    It's amazing that fools like Joe attract fools!

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