Sunday, November 15, 2009

Sarah simply cannot wait for the Oprah show to have her say. Isn't that why God created Facebook?

The book tour starts this week, and I look forward to it! I'm most looking forward to meeting many of you, shaking your hands, and telling you,"Thanks for loving America." I'll give you a scoop here and tell you what's on the book's Dedication Page – it's dedicated to you – Patriots – who love the U.S.A. as much as I do. (Translation: Don't bother yourself with all of those FACTS that the news organizations are disseminating. We know this book must be read by a person of faith to be truly appreciated. Not liberal minded intellectuals like the reporters and fact checkers for the AP.)

Amazingly, but not surprisingly, the AP somehow nabbed a copy of the book before it was released. (Thieves!) They're now erroneously reporting on the book's contents and are repeating many of the same things they spewed during the campaign and afterwards. We've heard 11 writers are engaged in this opposition research, er, "fact checking" research! Imagine that – 11 AP reporters dedicating time and resources to tearing up the book, instead of using the time and resources to "fact check" what's going on with Sheik Mohammed's trial, Pelosi's health care takeover costs, Hasan's associations, etc. Amazing. (All of THAT for little unimportant me? Oh I do declare it almost makes my head swell at the thought. How many "fact checkers" did they put on Hillary's book? Not as many?Well I guess she is even less important than this simple hockey mom from Alaska, now isn't she?)

We'll keep setting the record straight, and we'll keep reminding some in the media that Americans are very tired of their non-objective reporting. (Always going out of their way to make the FACTS the most important part of the story. what is that about?) A great, recent post that accomplishes this is a Conservatives4Palin post (Or as Rupert, Fred, and I call them "Palin panty-sniffers"). It's got some nice fact checking included. As always, they did a great job holding some of the media accountable for spreading more misinformation and for making things up. You can read it here. Enjoy! (Editor's note: Did you really think I was going to provide a link? Hah! But if you click the title it will take you to her Facebook page and the link can be found there. Don't have any liquid in your mouth while reading it. You have been warned.)

And I can't wait to see you! God bless the fight for freedom! Keep up the great work, Patriots who love this country. (Yes keep up the good work you simple minded, Fox news watching, Armageddon awaiting, creationism believing, gay hating, "patriots" you. Together we can take this country right back to the simpler time of the 50's. The 1850's that is.)

- Sarah Palin (Your Queen, and the living embodiment of all that is good and pure in this world.)

So "good and pure" in fact that on Friday Sarah weighed in on what the Obama administration should do about Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, and the other SUSPECTED 9-11 terrorists.

I, like most Americans, hope that Mohammed and his co-conspirators are convicted. Hang ‘em high

Yes indeed, "hang'em high". Could Jesus himself have put it any better?

BTW if you want to witness a truly surreal encounter then read, Sarah Palin ghostwriter, Lynn Vincent's interview with, Sarah Palin BFF, Carrie Prejean.

Oh and by the way Prejean has no qualms about lying to Vincent either.

45 comments:

  1. sp's FB page is shouting out to the sea of peeee calling them "journalists". One of her last bastions of lemmings. Of course they just had a big wet s'arahgasm.

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  2. C'mon Levi2:05 PM

    I just realised (after reading your post) what qualification Sarah has gained - a PhD in "Spin"

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  3. Anonymous2:22 PM

    But po' Palin must of fer-got
    She already taped the dang Oprah show

    How is she "now" going to address all these speculations?

    via FB? Is she going to turn her book tour into a mini Preach-a-thon? Scribble notes beside her signature

    I can see it

    To God's Patriot,

    The Troop Hater Fact Checkers are untrue and not telling the truth because they are un-American untrue Troop non-supporters supporting gotcha-media supporters and are false statements, too.

    Under His Almighty Wings,
    Sarah Palin

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  4. Anonymous2:33 PM

    Ah, but blogs that have posted page scans can not be accused of quoting erroneously. Page scans do have their uses after all.

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  5. Anonymous2:35 PM

    Hey Gyphen...if nobody told you today, let me....THANKS FOR LOVING AMERICA. For what you do to out this broad I know that you love America even more than S'error does.
    Signed a grateful Nation.
    Screw you Palin,I now you read this blog.

    NYCgirl

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  6. Anonymous2:50 PM

    I'm a NYC girl too and I am looking forward to trying terrorists in the American Federal justice system.

    I am so glad she is doing her "who is a Real American and who is NOT" Magical Thinking Tour because that gets her marganalized.

    She could have been a contender with professional guidance. Thank god she only takes advice from the team of Me, Myself and I. (Norah O"Donell said that about her on Quit day)

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  7. Anonymous2:58 PM

    'Yes indeed, "hang'em high". Could Jesus himself have put it any better?"

    Actually, he did, you insufferable hypocrite.

    A few of his gems:

    Calling your brother (or sister) "a fool" put a person in danger of hellfire.

    He also said he did not come to bring peace but a "sword" and to set a brother against his own kin.

    Then, of course, there is the big one: you don't have to slaughter thousands to merit damnation. You simply have to deny his status as
    "The Lamb of God". There was also his protestation that if you were a child molester, a serial rapist, or a mass murderer, your sins could be forgiven but if you spoke out against the Holy Spirit you were lost.

    Please, spout your bile but down play the devout and outraged worshipper. Frankly, it's sickening.

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  8. Anonymous3:02 PM

    Something that has really been bothering me since I read Palin's Concession Speech, that I haven't seen anyone else coment on, was the closing line "May God protect, guide, and bless America!" This to me, is an indication that she, and all those like minded, hope and believe that America should be, or has been, chosen by God to fulfill God's vision.

    If you are homeless and believe God talks to you, they will lock you up and medicate you. If, however you are a beauty pageant contestant or a vice presidential cadidate........

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  9. Anonymous3:18 PM

    She reads this blog?

    *flips the virtual bird to her*

    Did she see that?

    Hey S'arah, it's over. Just walk away. Go live your life and get your kids off the stage. It's not good for them. They will all be able to read some day and will find out what a lying sack of crap you are and that you were willing to sell them for your own fortunes.

    Just. walk. away.

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  10. Anonymous3:51 PM

    I'm a New York girl and lived through the horror of 9/11 first hand. I lost 300 friends and colleagues on that day. I cannot think of a more APPROPRIATE venue for this trial than SDNY. I say bring it on! New Yorkers are not afraid of the boogeyman that exists nowhere but in the heads of people afraid of their own shadow and in the imaginations of hate mongers

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  11. Techgnome3:54 PM

    Max Blumenthal did a good job of laying out why Sarah Palin is bulletproof for her fans in this article yesterday: www.huffingtonpost.com/max-blumenthal/how-sarah-palin-made-hers_b_358434.html

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  12. Just had fun with Harper Collins. Do you know that they have an email contact for corrections? So I asked them when the next edition of Going Rogue, correcting all the stuff that the AP found, would be released.

    Also, I didn't find a main contact email but I used one that I thought would work to point out to them that it must have been an oversight that Drudge and Wonkette didn't get the same "remove those excerpts" emails as the AK bloggers did.

    My little bit to make publishing Going Rogue more trouble than it was worth.

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  13. Anonymous4:12 PM

    Mrs. Todd Palin's comment about "Hang 'Em High" and the New York trial of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed is an affront to actual American history and the founders of our great nation. Was it not President John Adams who defended the English soldiers who were involved in the Boston Massacre? President John Adams made a 'bold' statement the day he agreed to defend them. He believed the rule of law was more important than popular sentiment and that everyone has the right to a fair trial. He not only believed in such lofty concepts, he lived them as a Colonist, as a Revolutionary, and finally as an American. How demeaning are Mrs. Todd Palin's comments when she preaches from her FB altar that real Americans should be proud of their heritage, until of course its uncomfortable or inconvenient or doesn't fit with her hateful perception of America? Would we be any better than the terrorists who caused such horror on our soil if we did actually hand 'em high? I dare say, no we would not. It is our laws that ennoble us as a nation and as a people.

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  14. Anonymous4:13 PM

    You know if this were any other public figure, I wouldn't have the slightest doubt that he/she would be going about his/her day, merry as a clam, not giving a rap what was going on on the blogs.

    But no...it's SARAH! Blog-obsessed Sarah! And I find it comforting to realize that she has had a really shitty weekend.

    Sarah, honey, it's only going to get worse. Better up that dosage, sweetie.

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  15. Anonymous4:16 PM

    meanwhile, Sarah has nothing to say about Tom, the republican blogger in Alaska who alledges got an email from reliable source:

    Get word to S.P.
    Romney paid off
    They have photos, copies+signed statements RE: Trig

    He goes on to say that in AK it is a well know factor the Trig is not of the Palins by birth. He also floats the idea that there may be an atempt by Romney to discredit SP.

    palingates had it up before Harper collins requested the pages of P. book removed.

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  16. Anonymous4:37 PM

    Anon 2:58: don't you dare preach to us about God, Jesus, the bible, or our right to be outraged.

    You voted for George Bush and then pulled the lever for this Fascist who wants to take over the American government with Christian doctrine.

    You have no idea what true spirituality is, nor are you in any position to lecture anyone else on the teachings of Christ.

    so-called Christians like you are a DISGRACE.

    You have no idea that we aren't all taught the same punishing, masochistic version of Christianity that you were.

    There's a big world out there. Maybe one day you'll open you eyes. IN the meantime, I can assure you that you are WRONG.

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  17. Anonymous4:53 PM

    Anonymous @ 4:12:

    I am far less frightened by Islamic extremism than the magnitude of your inability to consider the facts of this situation separate from Palin.

    First, she did not advocate a suspension of due process. She believed a criminal trial in New York was grievously ill-conceived, which it is and the timing couldn't be more idiotically selected.

    In two weeks New York will become one of the world's most popular tourist venues. The city's population increases by many, many millions during the holidays. While New York is almost always under threat of terror, it is especially vulnerable during themonth of December.

    As to her wish for a conviction and execution are you willing to indite the thousands of people who lost loved ones in the 9/11 slaughter as
    equally morally bankrupt because they too want to see these men forfeit their lives because of their inhuman attacks?

    What do you think would have been just retribution for Mengele if he had been tried at Nurenberg? What would you tell those who died at the hands of Stalin or those who lost 1.5 million brothers, fathers, sons, wives, and daughters to Poi Pots slaughter in Cambodia? Would you sneer at those who called for his execution.

    Probably not. As an American these atrocities were merely something you read about. It is your selective moral indignation, however, that is chilling.

    Had Hillary Clinton or Michelle Obama said, "I strongly urge the court, if these defendants are found guilty, on behalf of the citizens of the United States, to terminate the lives of these predators in any matter consistent with the law of the land." you would have doubtless remained silent.

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  18. Bravo, 4:03. We must not forget our past. Thank you.

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  19. Anonymous5:21 PM

    Notice, also too, that SP's facebook author has the huckster/evangelical preachspeak down pat:

    "You patriots who love the USA as much as I do."
    "Amazingly, but not surprisingly, . . ."
    "Imagine that--"
    And the consistent use of the word "we," "we'll," etc.

    The late Billy May couldn't do a better job of selling Palin: The Product to these true believer nimrods. What did PT Barnum say again?

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  20. Anonymous5:31 PM

    Sarah.. if you read this....

    get your kids off stage now...

    I am sick of seeing Piper and Willow and Bristol and her two sons

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  21. Anonymous5:50 PM

    An interesting coincidence:

    Now showing on TBS in Central Indiana is The Wizard of OZ--just finished watching the flying monkey scene. Hmmm. Go figure.

    I've seen this movie before: As I recall, in the end, the wicked witch gets what's coming to her....

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  22. Anonymous5:51 PM

    In one of the quotes from the book (you'll find this at Huffington Post in their excerpts) Sarah has this to say about those rumors of "pornographic photos and videos:"

    "A group of left-wing bloggers had been yakking about porn pictures and videos of me that they threatened would soon be released to the public.

    "And those sexy videos were supposedly shot between which pregnancies?" I asked.

    Nice try, Sarah. That's not what was posted in blog comments which was the only place where the topic came up (not on the actual main blogs themselves.) What was mentioned was the fact from an alleged insider type who claimed that both sides - Republicans and Democrats - had copies of sexually suggestive material that Sarah would not want to have released. I believe it was hinted that some might be photos and others might be videos, and that these were taken at two significant periods in Sarah's life - back when she was kissing up to producers trying to get steady work in TV and later on during the time period of an affair while she was married. Has nothing to do with any pregnancies.....

    Unless the abortion she admits to having in her memoir (pardon me, the "D & C" that the doctors mistakenly typed as "abortion" on her medical bill) was related to one of the above situations? Hmmm.

    Also, the insider never said that either the Repubs. or the Dems. were planning to release the material "soon" as she claims was said. Instead, the insider was talking about being puzzled that nobody had acted on this so far and was trying to figure out the strategy behind that - who was paying who off, or what interests were being served by protecting her.

    Yet again, Sarah lies in her book. It's going to be a long week.

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  23. honestyinGov5:57 PM

    Gryphen,
    Saw this message on palingates that Eddie Burke was going to interview Sarah tomorrow.I did a google search " Sunday Night Conversation with Eddie Burke" I hope you can listen in and record it for Lies.And what is the phone number to call if we can get past the Producer censors with our questions. Could we punk Eddie with our questions.I'll just say I am President Sarkozy calling so they let me through.

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  24. Anonymous6:30 PM

    Anonymous@ 4:37.

    Perhaps you can show me where I professed to be a Christian?

    At any rate, Christian or not, I wear your disdain as a badge of honor.

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  25. Anonymous6:33 PM

    You can buy Sister Sarah's book at newsmax for $4.95

    It's falling quicker than Enron!

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  26. mlaiuppa6:43 PM

    I can see the third party Christian Conservative ticket now:

    Pres: Sarah Palin

    VP: Carrie Prejean

    Orly Taitz will be the campaign manager and Lynn Vincent the press secretary.

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  27. Anonymous6:46 PM

    5:57 And I don't bother to wear yours at all.

    I found Sarah's book for free on several links. In fact, it's all over the web for FREE now.

    PATHETIC.

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  28. Anonymous6:47 PM

    Well, 5:57, you sure were lecturing and braying and insulting like a "christian" of the Palin caliber, telling someone else they didn't understand the bible. What did you expect?

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  29. MacAndCheeseWhiz7:02 PM

    Thanks Again, Gryphen-- Couldn't agree more. That fact checkin' was hard enough - but the Prejean interview made me laugh.

    I'm so glad you got under the skin of the bible thumpers! It means you're doing something right!

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  30. Anonymous7:16 PM

    Re: 4:37

    Perhaps you can lead me to the light. Did not Jesus say in Matthew
    5:22,

    "Whoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment. And whoever says to his brother, "Raca!" shall be in danger of the council. But whoever says, "You fool!" shall be in danger of hell fire."

    I was just winging it. A more precise interpretation derived from Aramaic, Greek Aramaic, specifically, would suggest the word "Raca"
    was one of contempt. According to the law of the Sanhedrin, such a person using the term against a neighbor would risk going in front of a council that consisted of 72 Sanhedrin (The Sanhedrin (Hebrew: סַנְהֶדְרִין‎; Greek: συνέδριον,) judgesusalem.

    The other indictment found in the passage that saying "Thou Fool" to
    "Thou fool"...was a much more serious offense when spoken (as is the
    case routinely here) maliciously, with contempt, or to injure and put the speaker at risk for the severe punishment of being cast into Gehenna,
    a place of hell fire--real fire--derived from Greek mythology which Jesus employed to paint a picture of damnation.

    I believe it was in Matthew 10:34 where Jesus says "I came not to send peace but a sword." In the following verse he also declares that,

    "I came to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law."

    This was not a statement affirming the end game of his earthly mission, merely a clear-eyed understanding that his Gospel would have that transient effect.

    Sadly--and I really don't believe Jesus spoke these words--but in Matthew 12: 31-32 Jesus quite clearly says there is potentially pardon for all transgressions save blasphemy of the Holy Spirit:

    "Therefore I say to you: Every sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven men, but the blasphemy of the Spirit shall not be forgiven. And whosoever shall speak a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but he that shall speak against the Holy Ghost, it shall not be forgiven him, neither in this world, nor in the world to come."

    Clearly, if you believe this stunning passage, it would follow that a contrite Bin Laden is better off than the poor wretch who, let's say, just can't buy into Christian theology, is resistant to know the truth of the Gospel, cannot thus be converted, and subsequently feels no urge to
    repent for that which they do not believe to be sin as defined by Christian dogma.

    Again, perhaps you can completely counter the three passages I employed to suggest Jesus was a lot tougher on unrepentant sinners
    than Palin.

    I don't think you can but you certainly have the license to try.

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  31. Anonymous7:19 PM

    "You can buy Sister Sarah's book at newsmax for $4.95"

    You sure can--if you purchase a one-year subscription to Newsmax for $49.95.

    Do the words "fine print" mean anything to you?

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  32. Anonymous7:49 PM

    Leu 2500:

    Keep up the good work making HC regret ever signing Palin. This just was released from the publisher and broke in "Politico":

    “HarperCollins has gone back to press on ‘Going Rogue,’ so the number of shipped books will be well over 1.5 million. Prepaid orders on Amazon alone are over 80,000. #1 on Amazon and Barnes and Noble.”
    _____________________________

    Let that sink in. The book hasn't even been released yet and HC has fired up the presses for a second printing.

    Take a few minutes to look inside a few books. See if Obama's had a
    second printing before the first was released--or even "Profiles in Courage".

    Are we having fun yet?

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  33. sandipants8:21 PM

    So Sarah is commenting on the Khalid Sheikh Mohammed trial in NY. Isn't she the same person whose Attorney General told her staff and her husband that it was ok to ignore legislative subpoenas? Oh yeah, she's got a lot of credibility when it comes to courts and the law...

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  34. 10catsinMD8:44 PM

    Has anyone considered that the prerelease of the book was intended to ramp up the demand.

    This has been done before. A particular book sells a lot initially and then ends up in the dust bin or the second hand stores for $1.

    Sarah Palin had an abortion and is trying to get everyone to believe that it's different if you call it a D&C or whatever. She had an elected abortion. Her body did not expel the stillborn child. She requested it.

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  35. Anonymous8:53 PM

    Go Away, Mrs. Palin. We don't want you around anymore. We hate you! Go take care of your precious family.

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  36. Anonymous9:54 PM

    For all the earnest religious yahoos commenting on this site: Take Palin and go research "Separation of church and state"

    It matters not whether Jesus would have done this or that in such and such situation. Your religious arguments are embarrassingly specious. What matters is our Constitution and the rule of law!

    Get that through your thick, religion-addled skulls! By all means, govern your own families according to Old or New Testament principles in the privacy of your homes and churches but leave OUR government out of it!

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  37. Anonymous10:48 PM

    I digress. Just stopped in the sea of pee where there is a post about taking on the media or not.

    Palin is now compared to De Gaulle ( alternate greats Margaret Thatcher, Joan of Arc and Queen Ester on other days )
    "Camille Paglia called her an immensely talented politician whose time had not yet come." ROTFLMAAOBPOWSTC!!!!
    ...perhaps, one day, just as in 1958 with de Gaulle, a message will go across Canada to the north saying her time has come – and then the banners must unfurl...

    Sarah is a banner to unfurl, and it won't be pretty. I don't want to see her Children of God looking offspring exploited anymore. Everyone knows those happy faces are hiding severe abuse. They do not look healthy as in regular or natural children. Too symbiotic. Piper just makes me feel like endlessly crying for the hell of a life that family is giving her. The new rumors are terrible. Palin has turned into the symbol of child abuse.

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  38. sunnyjane10:55 PM

    How many other authors have to run to Facebook and yell, "Don't listen to the people who don't adore me! Don't pay any attention to what my critics say! Don't believe their facts! Only believe what I say in the book!"

    Sounds very much like the "Wizard," doesn't it? "Don't pay any attention to that man behind the curtain!"

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  39. "Wite-Out"11:19 PM

    I would like to read a book about Palin called "Wite-Out"
    Which would be about the 2 month gestation of baby Trig and all the other strange pregnant reports. An encyclopedia of facts compared to the lies Palin regurgitates.
    Including photos

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  40. Oprah tomorrow!11:31 PM

    ATTENTION!

    I don't have a TV. I sure would like to see her in HD. If any one can get pictures, especially when she makes those weird faces, please post.

    She has on make-up and you can't tell if she is actually sallow.

    Check the pupils. Dilated? Constricted? Piper? Willow? I'll never forget stone cold out Tripp when Bristol exploited him for her fake campaign. I wouldn't put it past Sarah to pimp any of them.

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  41. Anonymous5:36 AM

    "God loves me... I'm forgiven for the things I've done." Isn't that special?

    Personally, since the interviewer felt such a connection and equivalency to Prejean, I'd like to know when we're gonna be hearing about Vincent's line of (not)sex tapes, to be marketed under the tradename 'I'm Just Being A Good Wife And Mother Of Two.'

    And Carrie, go ahead and ask anyone raised in a christian household, or who went to school with nuns -- even THINKING about touching yourself is considered a sexual act and a sin, and it's right there in that dreary list of 'oh no you don'ts' called the bibbley. Probably Paul put the kibosh on self-pleasure, and I bet he prescribed the usual 'Ackmed the Dead Terrorist' solution. Paul always figured death was the right punishment for everything -- except... homosexuality.

    Funny about that. How a guy who spent his after-stroke life stirring up racial riots always had a young man as a travelling companion. And never, ever prescribed death for homosexuality... didn't even claim it kept anyone out of heaven. Of course, being circumsized? Yeah, no heaven for you.

    It's right there in the bibbley.

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  42. Anonymous9:19 AM

    Anon @ 5:36

    I am a firm believer that PAuLIaNity is the primary source of the modern-day fundi xians' ignorant and arrogant point of view. It is clear that PAuLIaNity is a nasty little twist to any truth Jesus may have expounded. In fact, Paul and his teaching is, in many ways, the embodiment of what the Rabbi condemned and warned against--but, hey! it works for the preachers who want to keep a stranglehold on the pocket books and minds of the "faithful"--right?

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  43. Anonymous11:21 AM

    So Palin implies Levi is going by the name Ricky Hollywood and is going baaaaaad. Such a shame, such a nice boy.

    Well Wonkette has her usual great time with that one.

    First of all Levi and Tank are horsing around. Cause underneath everything Levi is still a kid who likes kidding around.

    Ricky hollywood is a name for someone doing the glitzy stuff that Levi, the hunter from Alaska, ex hockey player and his buddies would laugh his head off and snicker about.

    So Palin watches everything about Levi and what he does like a hawk. A chicken hawk?

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  44. MacAndCheeseWhiz6:10 PM

    Amen Anonymous 11:21

    Guilt by association and character assassination is admirable from her about Levi- who simply posed nude.

    It is "inappropriate", however, to do the same for Carrie Prejean (AKA Anita Tickle), who can "pal around" with Sarah and Bristol, and Trip by extension...

    Palin watches Levi like a hawk because he knows the truth, and isn't afraid to say it... until after he gets custody for his son.

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  45. Anon @5:36

    I am not aware of any passages in the Bible against masturbation. And Paul was against circumcision but never said it prevented you from going to heaven!
    Does Paul condemn homosexuality, though?
    I have heard it conjectured that perhaps the "thorn in the flesh" that bothered Paul was his homosexuality...

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