When a quitter and a spitter show up to help out your campaign...don't take the money and don't sign a loyalty pledge to a crazy man WHO CAN'T VOTE FOR YOU!
No wait! THIS is my favorite part!
Mr. Hoffman was a fake...a true voice for the tea baggin', rapture watchin', gay hatin', health fightin', ladies bakin', race baitin', forced breedin', birth denyin', war lovin' party of Glenn Beck-a-Palin-istas.NO wait! This is.....you know perhaps it is better if you just click the title and read it for yourself.
Oooh Shannyn is taping her television show today. I need to make sure I get a good seat.
I just have to share my favorite
ReplyDelete"Sarah Palin is the political fluffer to lubricate the scene."
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So tell us more about this television show.
ReplyDeleteI only take issue with her inclusion of "ladies bakin'" in that fireball of a sentence. She says that like it's a bad thing [wounded voice].
ReplyDeleteIf I didn't live so far from you and Shannyn, I'd be happy to fuel your dual blog genius with breads, pies, cakes, cookies, and other high-quality baked goods from The Ovens of Casa Biscuitbarrel. Gratis. On demand, or request...
Mrs. Tarquin Biscuitbarrel
Suck it up Sarah your kiss of political death is still working..
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@ Kassie
ReplyDeleteThat is my favorite line, full stop. I have this vision of her turning to Todd and saying, "What's a fluffer?" And him turning various colors as he tries to keep his head from exploding.
I have to go with ....... "the uterine police" ...
ReplyDeletePalin thinks she is divinely "appointed" for leading ultra-conservatism in America, the truth is she may have been "appointed" to sink the GOP ship. Truly, she hasn't changed anyone's minds to follow her idealogy, but she has brought these obstructionist-bigot-nuts out of hiding. So, that may be a good thing.
ReplyDeleteCurious if Newt will continue singing praise about Sarah as a leader and force in the GOP.
ReplyDeleteThe rational members of the GOP (however few there may be) need to drive a stake into the Sarastein monster they created.
Johnny Mac is my hero for finding the one person that can destroy an entire political party.... with a few winks and face book postings
I take exception to the "ladies baking" part also. Otherwise, great post.
ReplyDeleteYou give Sarah too much credit, Anon 7:50 ... people don't need Sarah to show them how the Republicans destroyed the USA.
ReplyDeleteShe might take credit for it, but as we all know, Sarah takes credit for a lot of things that she hasn't done.
Way to go Shannyn! My personal favorite: "Fine. Let's just go there. Bend over, I'm driving". Suck it up indeed Buttercup!
ReplyDeleteIt's hard to choose a favorite, the whole piece is excellent! Have to admit though, I choked on my coffee at the "political fluffer".
ReplyDeleteI think the entire post was great! Shannyn really out did herself, once again.
ReplyDeleteThanks Gryphen: the column is a treat. My favorite bite of steak is the fact that District 23 will be dissolved in 2010! How can politicians be ignorant of such critical things? grammy
ReplyDeleteLOL!! Shannyn's article was...well...BRILLIANT!
ReplyDeleteTo Kassie @7:03 and Anonymous @7:45 Thanks for my Word of the Day. Did not know that definition.
ReplyDeleteHey, Meghan McCain--if you're reading these blogs, be sure to tell your dad "Thanks!" He is truly an American hero! But maybe not a Republican hero anymore.
ReplyDelete"Ladies baking" I took as a reference to Sarah taking cookies to those who had no heat and not enough to eat when she was Governor. "Palin, after almost eight weeks of inaction, and tons of media pressure, finally flew out to one of the villages. She arrived with two evangelical preachers, one of whom was Billy Graham's son Franklin Graham, boxes of private sector food with religious messages inside, and a plate of homemade cookies." From AKM at Mudflats.
ReplyDelete"Morality is not determined by the church you attend nor the faith you embrace. It is determined by the quality of your character and the positive impact you have on those you meet along your journey"
ReplyDeleteWell no one has to worry about your being moral ...........
Shannyn destroys them from our perspective, but not to them. SP is a televangalist type. Trig is to her what hookers are to Swaggert, Bakker, Haggert- scandalous.
ReplyDeleteTelevangalist watchers still watch and donate
She had me at the headline "Palin's Boob A Fake" Lol!
ReplyDeleteHuffPo isn't exactly supporting Shannyn anymore -- sure she's on there, if you scroll ALL THE WAY DOWN to the 'don't bother' blacklist section. Which I do, but please, that's the boonies.
ReplyDeleteThat's where HuffPo puts old news. Or, it turns out, new columns by contributors they won't be carrying much longer.
I'm sorry to say there's a reason for that. Yes, Shannyn is a good writer. Did she display that in her new column, or go for personal insult over informed commentary? There are many people writing invective about conservatives these days. HuffPo can find knee-jerk commentary anywhere.
If Shannyn wants a national profile, which by all indications she does, she will have to become a source for information, even when she's feeling particularly pleased with political fall-out. Anybody can sneer.
Hey Gryphen - Do you know why all the Palin article on the Anchorage Daily News are closed to comments?
ReplyDeletefrom Shannyn's blog:
ReplyDelete"Due to HD camera complications, the live taping of Moore Up North has been postponed for one week. If you’d like tickets to next week’s taping, email mooreupnorth@gmail.com"
Can anybody provide some information on the TV show that Shannyn is starting on? Is it local, statewide or national? What channel and when?
ReplyDeleteThanks, somebody!
Susie...from Shannyn's website:
ReplyDeleteThe show will be taped before a live audience at Bernie’s Bungalow Lounge in the upstairs section. The debut show will be taped on Wednesday, November 11, at 5pm. Otherwise, excluding Thanksgiving, shows will be taped on Thursdays same time same place. The show will air at 4pm on Saturdays on KYES Channel 5. Set your TIVO! In addition, we will be posting the show online; details to follow.
@Anon 1:08 Anyone CAN sneer...but few do it with the sarcastic and cutting wit that Shannyn employs.