Karl Rove, former senior adviser to President George W. Bush, has been granted a divorce in Texas after 24 years of marriage, family spokeswoman Dana Perino said.“Karl Rove and his wife, Darby, were granted a divorce last week," said Perino. "The couple came to the decision mutually and amicably, and they maintain a close relationship and a strong friendship. There will be no further comment, and the family requests that its privacy be respected.
(Above you can see Karl being escorted away from his home. Okay, okay I made that up, but don't you just love the image?)
It certainly comes as no surprise that yet another "family values" hypocrite is getting a divorce, his second no less. I guess what is surprising is that there were two women willing to marry this guy. I mean seriously what is the attraction?
On the dark side of the coin this means that Karl Rove is "old, and single, and ready to mingle". He may have already tried to push his limp pudgy tool up against Randy Quaid's wife.
Oooh I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Do as I say, not as I do.
ReplyDelete-- Karl Rove, Hypocrite
dana perino is the family spokesperson for the roves? why the hell do people need a family spokesperson?
ReplyDeleteyes I do love the image, gryphen. it's perfect. although the image you paint with your words in the paragraph about quaids wife is pretty gross...
True story: Darby (Mrs. Karl) Rove once was asked to bring a "finger food" to a school event. She brought a souffle.
ReplyDeleteI attended the high school graduation at which a kid's best friend AND Rove's son were both members of the graduating class. You have never seen such security--not just Secret Sevice, but BLACKWATER (the logo was on their barriers). At the end of the ceremony, a netfull of balloons fell and were popped. The security team went nuts, crowing up against Karl (not his wife, I noticed) and scanning the room with wild eyes.
And most of all, the stories circulating several years ago that Karl Rove was an enthusiastic participant in the Mr. Virginia Leather Daddy, ah, "event," may be most relevant to the former missus.
Since I have the Rove address (ex-address?), I always wanted to make some signs, get a lawn chair and a sunhat, and have a friend photograph me sitting on the nearest busy street plugging MAPS TO KARL ROVE'S HOUSE, $5.
I'm surprised to hear he was married one woman, let alone two. He gives off a serious gay vibe to me.
ReplyDeleteToo bad the picture is made up.
ReplyDeleteDon'tcha know? I heard that Carls's gay neighbors, two doors down, recently returned from Canada where they were legally married. That's gotta be what caused the sanctity Carl's marriage to be destroyed, obviously leading to divorce. I heard a nearby gay marriage also wrecked Sandford's Holy Union.
ReplyDeleteThese guys are the worst of the worst hypocrits. Don't even get me started on Sen. Larry (I'm not gay) Craig
But...aren't you going to tell us what that picture is really all about?
ReplyDeleteGreat photo!:
ReplyDeleteWhat a let down to know it is fake. He should be arrested for what he is guilty of -- he is lucky no one filed charges - yet.
Can't be Karl...that dude ain't nearly fat enough!
ReplyDeleteFamily values my arse! The lie, cheat and steal and point their fingers elsewhere when caught. Can't stand him and the rest of the Rethugs.
ReplyDeletelol...I have pretty good gaydar...since my darling sis is gay. She is the sweetest and kindest person in the world, and happily is in an 'opposite marriage"
ReplyDeleteThe point of this, is, that I am sure Rove is gay too. I am reading "the Family" at the moment, and it appears many of these men get married for the sake of propriety. What a bunch of wimps. Be who you are for heaven' sake. Being gay is a hell of a lot better than being a warm criminal.
Here is a paragraph from the Wikipedia biography of Karl Rove:
ReplyDelete"In December 1969, the man Rove had known as his father left the family, and divorced Rove's mother soon afterward; it later became known he was homosexual.[6][7] After his parents' divorce, Rove learned from his aunt and uncle that the man who had raised him was not his biological father; both he and his older brother Eric were the children of another man. Rove has expressed great love and admiration for his adoptive father and for "how selfless" his love had been.[8] In 1981 Rove's mother committed suicide in Reno, Nevada.[8]"
Karl eventually found his way to the Young Republicans, and he went to work for George H.W. Bush.
"As special assistant, Rove also performed small personal tasks for Bush. In November 1973, Bush asked Rove to take a set of car keys to his son George W. Bush, who was visiting home during a break from Harvard Business School. It was the first time the two met. "Huge amounts of charisma, swagger, cowboy boots, flight jacket, wonderful smile, just charisma - you know, wow", Rove recalled years later.[1"
OOOh, when I think of GWB, I just get weak all over thinking of his cowboy boots, flight jacket and his smile. Karl has some past!
If you ever need evidence of why someone like Sarah Palin should never be in a position of power (like GWB was), it's because there will always be a Karl Rove behind the scenes, pulling the strings and writing her Face Book posts.
Karl Rove's stepdad, who he considered his real father, was gay.
ReplyDeleteOMG, Mrs. TB that is too, too funny! Karl Rove is such a weasel, I cannot believe that any woman would put up with him for 20+ years. Congratulations Mrs. Ex Rove.
ReplyDelete"Oooh I just threw up" that is a good one grypen.
ReplyDeleteThanks to the Palin's I have had a good laugh almost every day. But I wonder when she is going to implode. Can't be too soon for me!!!
Check this website: https://www.washingtonlife.com/directories/photos/?letter=D&name=Darby-Rove see also: http://www.apfn.net/Messageboard/03-01-05/discussion.cgi.64.html
ReplyDeleteKarl has participated in the Mid-Atlantic Leather gatherings for several years. I have always believed that this was a marriage in name only.
Really? Rove wants his privacy?
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Valerie Plame would have liked her privacy???
(Former United States CIA undercover Operations Officer, outed by the Bush regime).
Wow! Darby got one heck-of-a Christmas present!!!
So, I wonder how long it will be before he appears with a new, young trophy wife?
ReplyDeleteJust read today that a Deep Throat letter has surfaced re: Karl's computer and election fixing guru, Mike Connell, who fixed the 2004 election, and who was offed in a mysterious plane crash after it looked like he might honestly testify in a court case.
ReplyDeleteThe email states that the plane was sabotaged and sanitized after the crash.
Rove = LOSER....
ReplyDeleteLet's stop quickly for a note : "Dana Perino, the spokesperson, said: “Karl Rove and his wife, Darby, were granted a divorce last week...."
Dana Perino?? REALLY??? The same Dana Perino who's brain has been rotted away by all the foam on the Cluster-Fox set?? The same Dana Perino who knows almost nothing about the history of America except what Chimpy and Turd Blossom told her?? REALLY??
Dana Perino..?? Really?? How low can you go babe-ala??? It continues to astound how stupid these folks are....
It wouldn't take Canadian neighbors to push Karl over a ledge--the District of Columbia (where the Roves lived) signed "non-opposite" marriage into law last week.
ReplyDeleteAt 7:05 pm, December 29, 2009, I just tried to open Palingates and got a bizarre page about Vietnamese scams. A very small header at the top said "The domain is parked. . . " then more gobbledy gook about otherwise out of service.
ReplyDeleteYup! Regina, Patrick and Kathleen really got the attention of Sarah and Rupert. May the power of gravity remove her plastic enhancements and his yacht. grammy
Yeesh. Subhuman Rove AKA "Bush's Brain" has always creeped me out. And I don't even wanna know what "Mr. Virginia Leather Daddy" was-I can only imagine, and it ain't pretty!
ReplyDeleteI am having the same experience as Marcy. Not able to get to palingates directly or from your link here on IM. Goes to a vietnamese site.
ReplyDeletePalingates seems to be a broken site now, quite mysterious. Gryphen, protect your site. I do not believe in coincidences.
I like this photo(shop) but actually prefer the one that has a pee stain in the crotch area.
ReplyDeletehttp://i33.tinypic.com/11m3r4h.jpg
Even hilariouser.
I almost forgot this video by We Are Change:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_51XsphHi4
I like it. Also too, it may explain the pee-stain. (I'm still hoping.)
Palingates looks okay to me. FYI.
ReplyDeleteI had no problem with Palingates on a mac
ReplyDeleteThose closeted gay X-tian hypocrite repuglicans are a scary breed. I believe Mr. Rove is a card carrying member of that rather large club.
ReplyDeleteCarl Rove asking that his privacy be respected is a JOKE! I hope Darby rakes him over the coals.
ReplyDeleteDana Perino is a crazy ass bitch. Maybe she can be Sarah's spokeswoman. They would be perfect together.
ReplyDeleteKarl Rove is most definitely gay - I am reminded of the gay guy who got a press pass and a soft ball question for Dubya - thinking back, I still can't get over how quiet the "libral" media was about this - that guy was undoubtedly Rove's current fuck-buddy.
ReplyDeleteJeff Gannon (real name, James Guckert), from the non-existent Talon News Service, I assume you mean?
ReplyDeleteGoogle all those--you'll see the whole pathetic tale.