Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Sarah Palin continues to attract accolades.

Who's the Biggest Douchebag of 2009?


The US congress will soon decide whether to snuff your baby; global warming occurs naturally just like gravity; and the view of the Kremlin from her backyard is just awesome. Whenever Palin opens her mouth, something deliciously douchey drops out. It would be highly entertaining, if not for the terrifying prospect that she could still end up as President.

Currently Sarah Palin is in first place to receive this prestigious award.

Personally I cannot think of a more worthy recipient. If you agree than just click the title and head over to the Huffington Post and exercise your God given right to vote in this great country.

(H/T to my friend and fellow blogger, mudpuppy, and protestor Mamadance.)

Update: Here is another chance to help Palin win an award this year. E Online's "Who is the Most Self Righteous" award.

47 comments:

  1. Anonymous3:46 PM

    I voted for the Quitta from Wasilla. She is so deserving of this award.

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  2. Sarah and her retinue, and sugar daddy have managed to remove Palingates from the web. At 7:05 pm today (EST), Dec. 29, every attempt to access that blog goes to a screen showing Vietnamese scams. A small field at the top claims that "the domain has been taken down". Guess the parentage of Track was a more powerful goad than Regina & co. realized.

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  3. Sharon in Florida3:51 PM

    Just cast my vote for the lovely MS. Palin. Definitely an award she deserves to win. :)

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  4. What great news!!
    The ultimate runnerup has won two awards in the last week, the liar of the year and now this! Sarah is probably practicing fancy pageant walking to accept those awards! LOL!!

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  5. sorry, OT, but can you check on Regina at palingates? Her blog is MIA, I think something has happened to the domain of her site.

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  6. kdusmdd3:57 PM

    Yep, I think she should win that award.....Also, voted that her book was the worst.....LOL

    She deserves all the "Worst" catagories !!!!!

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  7. Anonymous4:17 PM

    Sarah D-Bag of the year !!

    Keith O does his tribute to The Mistress of Misinformation.

    S'error Dear 2010 does not look good for you. Hang your head in shame. Take Dud, your 4 kids, ALL their daddies, your 2 grandchildren & just STFU. We can't stand your lies and the awful sound of your voice.
    I hope every one of your lies catches up to you this year.

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  8. And some rep. from Iowa thinks she's a sure thing to win the caucuses. Based on the popularity of her book tour.

    Is Steve King an idiot or what?

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/12/29/steve-king-palin-will-run_n_406508.html

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  9. SAR-RAH!
    SAR-RAH!
    SAR-RAH!

    LIAR!
    DOUCHE BAG!
    LIAR!

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  10. Anonymous4:26 PM

    I'm having no trouble getting on to palingates.....

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  11. Ripley4:30 PM

    L to the O to the SER!!!

    OH and I have no issue with reaching Palingates.

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  12. I also ,have not been able to get on palingate. Whats up with that!

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  13. I just used the link to Palingates from Bree Palin and it worked just fine.

    Great stuff.

    (I've got three different blogs and duplicate my posts so if one goes down or gets hacked, I have two back ups.)

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  14. Anonymous4:33 PM

    palingates working fine for me.

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  15. naughtymonkey4:35 PM

    What's with palingates blogspot? Working on troll proofing, I hope. Please don't say it's been taken down.

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  16. Lotsa people are having difficulty getting access to palingates. Got this from breepalin site. Makes ya wonder.

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  17. Anonymous4:38 PM

    She is in the running for an award for the Most Self-Righteous on eonline.com:

    http://tinyurl.com/yhhzu2l

    Vote early and often!

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  18. Anonymous4:41 PM

    @mlaiuppa

    When you consider the source, you don't really need an answer to that question, do you? LOL 8)

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  19. OT regarding the same subject as LisanTX mentioned: I've tried 3 different methods, but each time I try to open Palingates, I'm redirected to a "VietWebGuide" web site.

    Gird up your Internet blogger loins, Gryphen, and check your security system -- one of the Palinbots has probably initiated a malware attack on any site that criticizes Palin.

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  20. Anonymous4:43 PM

    Yep , I gleefully voted for the bitch.

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  21. This is offtopic, but if anyone's trying to get to palingates, there's some sort of weird redirect that's going on. If you're using Firefox, install Adblock Plus, then under tools-->AdBlock Plus Preferences, 'add filter' for http://*vietwebguide.com*/ or install noscript. That should block the redirect to the strange webpage.

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  22. Palingates back up. For me, anyhow. Others at bree saying same. Mebbe site was hacked, crashed because of intense traffic (YES!) or just a victim of internet dustclouds.

    I say it was all those bots couldn't stop looking at the Menard photo comparisons!

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  23. Anonymous5:00 PM

    All access points to Palingates are open for me. No trouble whatsoever.

    Sarah is gathering more than a few special awards for the trophy case in the new palace. Think they'll put this on a Parks Hwy sign welcoming visitors to "Wasilla, AK Hometown of Former VP Candidate, Guv, Mayor AND Worlds Biggest Douchbag- Sarah Palin"

    A banner hung from the Trunk Rd overpass could be a fun clandestine prank this summer. Not that I would do anything so "Tack-esque"...way too old. jest sayin.

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  24. Gryphen, check out 'Top 100 Things of This Rotten Decade' on Wonkette.

    #94: Sarah Palin didn’t get to be vice president, and had to “give back” all those fancy clothes.

    #64: Barack Obama was elected president, which also means John WALNUTS! McCain and Sarah Snowbilly Palin did not occupy the White House.

    And that's as far as the list goes... for the moment?

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  25. Toad no longer has a grandson named Trig. But he does have a new one named Trip. (Hey, I am not shitting you. Check it out. www.davispalin.com)

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  26. OT RE: palingates,

    Someone added a script to "palingates" to re-direct hits to the "vietwebguide" site. An Ad blocker should take care of the problem.

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  27. sme1315:07 PM

    I voted last night and a couple times today. She is a bigger douchebag than the terrorist that tried to blow up the plane on Christmas. LMAO That should tell her something.

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  28. Basheert5:13 PM

    PalinGates has been fixed - nothing was lost and it looks like everyone is back on.

    The site was hacked and a redirect code was inserted. We all use different browsers so not everyone was affected.

    Eyes open people - someone has her drawers in a twist. Getting too close to blowing her out of the water?

    All .pdf's and MySpace pages saved onto flash drives....

    heh heh heh

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  29. My earlier post appears to have vanished into cyberspace!

    Please delete the following if there's a duplication, Gryphen:

    SP is also the current winner of the Worst Celebrity Books of the Decade (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/news/sarah-palin) and is currently in 3rd and 4th places for The 23 Dumbest Quotes of the 2000s (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/comedy/). Go Sarah!!

    BTW she's also mentioned in the video 2009: The Year of WTF:
    "Its just two thousand and nine
    Sarah Palin did resign
    In the year two thousand nine"

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  30. Thanks to posters of Worst Celeb. Book of The Year and Most Self Righeous contests. The story has been updated.

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  31. Yup yup! I voted twice on this yesterday... once from home and once from work! Wear your crown proudly, Miss Sarah!

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  32. Anonymous6:02 PM

    Sarah and gang..You will not stop us. Your attempt to crash Palingates did not work. There are too many of us now. It shows us that we are telling the truth and you CANNOT afford for that information to get out as you begin your run for Prez. We will keep soldering on , and in the meatime, several books coming out soon. What was it that threw you over the edge, the side by side photos of Track and your first love, Curt Menard, Jr.? Was it the troopers telling all on this site? Was it Palingates showing too many court records? It is just going to get worse you know.....

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  33. Anonymous6:02 PM

    Does this mean Sarah got an endorsement deal from Summers Eve?

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  34. Anonymous6:59 PM

    Hollyswiss What fun!!

    An official looking road sign would be great. Should not be all that hard.

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  35. (hanging up service star flag on shopping cart)

    I think the people at Massengill would be offended at the comparison.

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  36. The Book of $'arah: 08:08

    Thou should blink before putting one's own aspiration's before one's family and state obligations or be condemned to being the DBOTY.

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  37. Anonymous7:22 PM

    I find "douchebag" to be a juvenile and misogynist insult, so I'll sit this one out.

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  38. I voted for the Quitter earlier at Huff.

    and just now, at the E Online poll.

    Alaska....you have an award winning X-GINO, HA!

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  39. Anonymous9:34 PM

    She got my vote. Conniving bitch is once again using her kids and grandkids to keep in the headlines. With the book tour over and nothing lined up, here comes the custody case.

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  40. MacAndCheeseWiz9:43 PM

    I never felt so dirty voting FOR Sarah Palin, but for these two awards, she's so deserving!

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  41. Anonymous12:28 AM

    I know, Mac&Cheese. Wasn't that just the most odd feeling. But, it had to be done. She's certainly racking up the wins this year. LOL

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  42. Aussie Blue Sky1:42 AM

    "Facelift of the Year" can't be far behind

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  43. Anonymous8:32 AM

    $arah! $arah! $arah!

    Congratulations! You must be so proud of these accolades you are racking up that proclaim you are Best of the Worst. Couldn't happen to a worse person. No, really it couldn't. You are the absolute worst excuse for a woman, mother and human being. Go $arah. Go far away!

    %} LaniD

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  44. TanzbodenKönig9:29 AM

    Just saw this on HuffPo, looks like she came in second runner in up in another contest that matters, bet this one will sting: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/12/30/clinton-tops-palin-for-mo_n_407111.html

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  45. Anonymous1:36 PM

    I've been looking all over for this!

    Thanks.

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  46. Anonymous9:18 PM

    Betcha she doesn't expect the news to come out on the "F" ing network about her taking a trust fund that in 1989 was valued at 108.4 million
    and that explains her holding the Alaska Constitution and claiming a victory in justice...

    Meaning in her " narrow mind " I got the trust fund that never belonged to me or my family!!!

    Well now the Dept of Justice and the Secretary of State and the President are also inquiring to the status of this trust fund???

    and why weren't taxes paid on it?

    and why did Palin have the Commissioner of Revenue killed?

    and why did those around her have all these businesses using the monies from the trust account?

    and why did those around her have all these land using the trust account?

    The Legal Defense Trust Fund of Palin's is not hers folks...

    And the trust shall set me free...

    and that pesky Hillary and Barack will want to know and see the taxes paid on this account?

    Gosh golly darn hu????


    LOLOLOL...

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