AK has18"new powder!So cut sunny vacation short(thanks, desperate paparazzi)Back early2enjoy AK snow&sparkle&Christmas prep!It all works out
about 7 hours ago from TwitterBerry
Stupid desperate paparazzi! And look how excited Sarah is about 18" of new snow. Because everybody knows she is just as much of an avid skier as she is an avid runner.
(If Palin stays true to form some photographer should head up to Alyeska Ski Resort and get pictures of Sarah proving me wrong.)
Countdown less thn wk 2 go b4 Christmas hope youll make time to get outdoors,stretch legs,breathe winter air&find peace/joy n seasons beauty
about 6 hours ago from TwitterBerry
Yes sadly they will have to breathe the pungent winter air of Wasilla, instead of the Hibiscus scented air of tropical Hawaii. Darn those Paprazzi that Palin notified but who refused to take only the posed pictures of her and Trig!
I can just hear the "discussion" in the Palin family kitchen.
"But Mom, you said we could join you in Hawaii just as soon as Willow finished school and I got time off from my two jobs to bring the cute baby!"
"Bristol, quit being selfish! I told you, they were taking pictures of my LEGS! I cannot have a vacation with the Paparazzi taking pictures of my legs! I spent ALL of that time getting surgery and applying my make up with a trowel and they take pictures of my stupid legs! God I could go for a Taco Bell Crunch Wrap Supreme right about now! Where is that boy that used to live here and run errands for me? Oh that's right he has that porn career now. Ungrateful little bastard!"
BTW since I am on the topic, I just received this e-mail this morning from one of my sources.
Sarah recently got a new ride...a shiny Black Caddy Escalade with lotsa chrome and fancy wheels. She is just one of us!
I have not independently confirmed this so if you live in the Valley keep an eye out and let me know if you see Palin and her posse cruising around in their snazzy new ride. NOTHING spells Wasilla class like a shiny black Escalade!
Update: It looks like Sarah WILL have a public book signing.
AK book signing is Dec22, 11-2@local Sports Arena...very excited about this bc we'll get 2see old&new friends&share holiday cheer@same time!
15 minutes ago from TwitterBerry
December 22nd? You know I think I am free that day. See you soon Sarah!
Great, another gas guzzler...
ReplyDeleteHahaha! Gryphen you are too funny! I guess former errand boy Levi has his own Xmas plans.
ReplyDeleteTodd built the Escalade.
ReplyDeleteLevi..watch out for big black SUV's...
When Sarah ran the sub four hour marathon did she use the Rosie Ruiz method of running?
Well she has made it! She now sounds just like Kate Goesslin complaining about the paparazzi.
ReplyDeleteBummer when famewhores can't control their fame!!!
She's upset because they were only supposed to publish the "good" photos of the family on the beach. She didn't think they would dare take unflattering photos... The only coverage she could get was from the tabloids - no mainstream media came near her. That must have hurt the ego big time!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteShe wanted to show all of us she was just as important as President Obama in Hawaii and she found out nobody really cared she was there - except the tabloids...
So what do you do - pack up your toys and go home!
Did the Escalade come with tinted windows or will she have to use a permanent marker to black them out?
ReplyDeletepalin is so full of shit.
ReplyDeleteVICTIM!
VICTIM!
VICTIM!
WHAAAAA! I can't enjoy my vacation because people are taking pics of me WHAAAAA!
Incognito?
ReplyDeleteNow that the papparazzi has found they can make money from unflattering pics, they will hound her relentlessly.
ReplyDeleteI've been wondering, gryphen...
ReplyDeletewhy hasn't anyone seen bristol lately? would bristol really pass up a chance to go to hi in december and get away from the snow for some sunshine? kinda hard to believe, really.
A black escalade? How cliche. Well, at least now she can go incognito with every other celebrity a-hole out there.
ReplyDeleteShe ought to earmark some of that newfound money. Atty fees will be exorbitant, in protecting her against the libel suits and indictments, that are sure to come. And Todd gets half, oh oh.
ReplyDeleteBristol didn't get to go because Sarah is frugal and she only needed the "props" for photos. This wasn't a real family vacation - it was show and tell for Sister Sarah. She didn't want Tripp in the photos with Trigg... Sounds mean, but it is probably true. She couldn't have Bristol and Willow upstaging her on the beach.
ReplyDeleteAnd where exactly is Bristol working these 2 jobs palin is always talking about? Mcdonalds (sarah can get free "french" fries, Starbucks, so she can get free coffee? Has anybody actually seen Bristol working these 2 jobs, and who is baby sitting. Not Grandma.
ReplyDeleteOMG! she looks 60 if she is a day in that photo!!!
ReplyDeleteBetter go Spackle the morticians makeup on Grifter!!!!
Mocha: Yeah, they will hound her alright! And she will be so hard to spot in that Escalade, lol!
Way to blend in, $arah. hahahaha
ReplyDeleteIt's all calculated. But fret not, it will backfire soon.
Schadenfreude!
And you know the windows will be tinted limo black.
ReplyDeleteWhat are the tint laws in Alaska? Or are there any?
Piper can finally go back to school, just in time for Christmas vacation!
ReplyDeleteWell, now that's she's home, she can do all those obligatory Christmas thingys. Wonder if a church service is on her schedule. So she could celebrate the real meaning of Christmas. Show a little humility.
ReplyDeleteShe looks none too happy... Merry Christmas, $P!!
ReplyDeleteKarmic boomerang in action.
I do feel for her kids. They're probably wondering when the merry-go-round is going to stop.
Sarah would have made bristol pay for her own ticket, sarah was using her frequent flyer miles for herself. she probably didn't get frequent flyer miles from billy graham.
ReplyDeleteMocha... yes, you are so right! What delicious irony! Pathologically vain Sarah will now be hounded by a swarming pack of bottom-feeder photographers who can sell the most outrageously unflattering pics to Star etc. Popcorn time, because you know it will make her crazy. Dang, she's a hot mess on most days between her bizarre clothing and shoe choices, her dated white trash hair, and that orange-y makeup with the eyebrows halfway to her hairline. Sheesh, wait til these guys can make money off of her looking really baaad! And you know what? Never has anyone deserved it more.
ReplyDeletePuhleeeze .....
ReplyDeleteShe has the audacity to wear a hat scratched with a sharpie pen and didn't think anyone would notice? Incognito? Yeah, right! Pre-meditated.
Did she think wearing a contraversial t-shirt in Obama-land wouldn't be snuffed out? Incognito? Gimme a break! Deliberate.
Whining about paparazzi giving her up and disrupting the other vacationers? Cry me another river! Predictable.
Cutting (or quitting) her vacation short because she couldn't be incognito? Habits die hard! Priceless!
I find it PSYCHOLOGICALLY PROFOUND that it is so essential (in fact, part of her very identity) for her to promote herself as uber-sexual and available to men other than her husband. LOTS of stuff going on behind that one. I am no victorian, but that urge should be shut down instantaneously once a woman commits in marriage. What kind of message does that send to Todd? To her children – either as their mother or as a role model? I'm just sayin' (as Gryphen would write). And now that the papparazzi have blown a hole through her (sexual promotion) ploy, the queen bee is in swarming mode.
ReplyDeleteAlaska Window Tint Law
ReplyDeleteAlaska Tint Law Enacted: 1994
HOW DARK CAN WINDOW TINT BE IN ALASKA?
Darkness of tint is measured by Visible Light Transmission percentage (VLT%). In Alaska, this percentage refers to percentage of visible light allowed in through the combination of film and the window.
Windshield Non-reflective tint is allowed on the top 5 inches of the windshield.
Front Side Windows No tint can be applied legally to this window.
Back Side Windows Must allow more than 37% of light in.
Rear Window Must allow more than 37% of light in.
Hey, be careful what you wish for Sarah. You wanted to be a celebrity. You got it. Suck it up, buttercup. And as I said on a previous post, hike up your big girl panties and deal with it. This is the price of fame. If you wanted privacy, you could have just stayed in Wasilla.
ReplyDeleteIs there anything that Palin will not whine about?
Gryphen,
ReplyDeleteYou make me laugh! But what I don't think Sarah realizes is that once TMZ is on her, they will stay on her(there were many hits and comments on the S'error articles) Lets all remember it was the National Enquirer that broke the Edwards story and I wouldn't be surprised if they will be on her trail soon also too. The funniest thing about tmz, the national enquirer ( you know ALL of THEM) is that those are what Sarahs fans read( and some will start having doubts about her)
I'm sure that new Escalade won't be too hard to spot. What will her Vanity plate have on it?
ReplyDeleteTWTRQWTR (twitter quitter)?
EXGUV (ex-govenor)?
This could be fun!
And...........ooooh, the pictures of her plastic surgery! Her face looks like it has aged at least 10 years. I wouldn't use the same one again if I were you, $arah. You looked so much better before the surgery.
Oh I should have added,
ReplyDeleteSarah I know you read this...there are many private houses for rent in Hawai'i ( I have 2, but don't call me) that most celebs use when they do not want attention.
With that new Escalade she is so gangsta! Ha!
ReplyDeleteEscalades are so NOT in. Old news, old lady...
What does that black back pack say? HUGE MESS?
ReplyDeleteApt.
Sister Sarah must have planned this trip by herself - no assistants making sure the MSM covered her on this trip. She can't control the tabloids and they aren't afraid to show her as she really is - not the controlled photo ops that show her as she wants to be seen.
ReplyDeleteI don't get the problem with other vacationers - these pictures were all taken with long, very long lense cameras and there was no one crowding around her.
This wasn't about anyone but "HER".
On the Escalade tinting--wasn't Sarah cited for violating exactly that safety law even before she was a failed VP candidate?
ReplyDeletepre-medicated incognition...
ReplyDeleteHOTGUV
ReplyDeleteBCUDDA
MYCASH
FUJOHN
if that's true about the escalade, I have to laugh hard.
ReplyDeletesarah's going for the gangsta look! will gold fake teeth be next? a hood ornament around her neck?
and people, you know when sarah said "bristol works 2 jobs" she really meant that "bristol takes care of 2 babies." THAT'S bristol's "work."
Gyphen, you do know that you will be getting coal in you stocking from S'error. I hope she is reading these blogs and goes over the edge soon.
ReplyDeleteThis stuff is GOLD. I love it.
Hey Todd!
ReplyDeleteI mean,
Have you seen Sarah lately?!
Man, she is looking nasty!
I don't blame you for getting some new squeeze!
You be careful up there on the roof now, you hear!
She does not consider her title to be "EX" gov, also, too.
ReplyDeleteShe's already had her teeth done.It was on one of the blogs.
ReplyDeleteWhere is all her security? She is not surrounded by her adoring fans.
ReplyDeleteI like yours, jk, but it's more likely she'd choose
ReplyDeleteSARAHAK or SP2012
The black Escalade is the closest the obsessive wannabe-Prez can get to having her very own Secret Service armored black limo. I wonder if she'll sit in the back and make Todd wear a chauffer's cap...?
Oh pls, Sarah and Todd probably had a fight, so Sarah, as usual used the press as an excuse, for returning home early.
ReplyDeleteOn a note off topic.....who the hell are these people who think Todd is hot? He always looks dirty, he's scrawny and quite frankly, should be the poster boy for white trash. The few occasions he's actually opened up his mouth, supports this title. He reminds me of the gross, drunk loser who approaches you in a bar.
One more thing, Sarah and the ugly Toad eloped, then had C(t)rack 8 months later. Did no one ask if they eloped due to a pregnancy?
Bleh, this family, what a sham.
I wonder if $arah will be parking that shiny new pimpmobile at the church on Sunday morning? Isn't that the same vehicle Tiger Woods drives? It's all part of being X-tian. Just like Jim and Tammy Faye, the Oral Roberts clan, Joel Osteen and family, Franklin Graham, etc. Private jets and other forms of wretched excess. Sad and hypocritical. It's all about the Benjamins.
ReplyDeleteLOL @ Sarah and her new Sexcalade. Looks better behind tinted glass. License plates? Hmmm
ReplyDeleteTBPREZ1 = teabagging President number 1
FFPrez = First female President
VLYTRSH = valley trash to match her t-shirt
WASHIS = Todd thought he owned part til she told him to eff off. Oh BTW, I actually SAW that as a license plate on the back of a shiny new Mercedes when I lived in CA LMAO
Maybe Andrew Halcro will volunteer to be her driver - remember how she dissed him in her book because he drove for some wedding because his employee was sick. OH that's right - she forgot to tell why he was driving...
ReplyDeleteCan not wait to see photos of the whole Palinpalooza crew bouncing around in the shiny new Escalade!
ReplyDeleteTodd is the guy you thought was cute in high school but by the time you were in college, you realized he wasn't particularly good looking. And then, by your 20's, he's the guy who you turn down if he wants to buy you a drink in a bar.
ReplyDeleteAnd Sarah is doing everything possible to try to avoid looking like her mother--but will end up looking like a caricature because there will be too much plastic surgery, too much sun, too much makeup. And she'll ignore the old maxim that "after 40, it's your face or your ass." She'll be so frantic to stay thin that she'll look increasingly haggard.
None of this would make a blasted bit of difference IF she hadn't so thoroughly tied her persona to her physical appearance.
I'm trying to figure how damaged a brain must be to even have a thought process that goes along the lines of
ReplyDelete"ok,I want to be hidden from the paparazzi so I'll take my black majic marker and black out the white writing on my blue visor".
Yeah, thats the ticket!
I bet it was one of her original thoughts.
No ghost thinker on that one!
Talk about insulting the intelligence of the paparazzi.
I mean, these people make there living uncovering disquises!
She must have hired her spy company to develope that ruse!
btw, don't ya think that maybe the paparazzi might have noticed Saint Trigg standing next to the Grifter? After all, he is a distinguished looking gentlement!
Sarah has already gotten in trouble with the laws in Alaska over tinted windows. See the court records.
ReplyDeleteIs this the new shiny black Escalade that Tiger Woods gave her for her silence? The one with the broken out back window.
hawaii vacation/walking the parade route/pardoning a turkey and now the escalade. all are about her envy of obama. nothing more, nothing less. she SO feels she deserves to be president and is so envious of him, she attempts to make herself look presidential. all she does is make herself look foolish.
ReplyDeleteGo Sarah
ReplyDeleteTo Another Plastic Surgeon
Find A Shrink
To Help with your disorders
Take back your husband
Did you hear that no one is boycotting Copenhagen?
No agreement on Visorgate hoax
I think sarha has done a Freudian slip with this Black out deal.
ReplyDeleteThink back to the White out deal she talks about in her book.
They both make about equal sense!
Man, I love KARMA!
Go Sarah
ReplyDeleteA few idiots want you to run in 2012
You'll completely divide the Republican party
assuring a Democratic win.
Go Sarah
There are people so stupid
that they forget their own mantra
omitting the "Commie Kenyan Muslim" appellation.
Here's what I'd like to see:
ReplyDeleteSPULIE
ITSOVR
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Rumor has it that the wheels she's putting on her new SUV are good for a eight ball on the Recycle Market.
ReplyDeleteGryphen, keep after the hyprocite, liar, fraud, racist, divisive person that is Mrs. Todd Palin.
ReplyDeleteI love it. She can't control the media without her handlers. Please, let Scarah be Scarah. She is her own worst enemy.
I don't care what she looks like. Don't care because I look about the same or worse. Age does that.
ReplyDeleteI suppose some of those replying here would classify me as a hag. So be it.
What I care about is the fact that this Mrs. Palin is a walking disaster. Mrs. Palin rarely tells the truth. Mrs. Palin does not educate herself about anything before jumping on a bandwagon. Mrs. Palin lies constantly. Mrs. Palin is quick to see an enemy. Mrs. Palin is rude. Mrs. Palin can not possibly lead a nation, but guess what? She just may.
The more you degrade her looks and ignore the real terrors, the better she looks to her supporters. And, the longer our economy takes to recover, the longer our world is embroiled in controversial war, the longer our world struggles to recognize the problem of global warming, the stronger and stronger she becomes. She has fashioned herself to be the voice of the disenfranchised, and is growing every day.
Stick with the facts that are such an anathema to Mrs. Palin. Those facts will be what topples her.
Backlash in Canada - and another weird photo of Palin: http://www.thespec.com/News/Local/article/693129
ReplyDeleteSee she did have a reason to quit! That poor woman. I mean don't all teabaggers go to Hawaii to vacation and buy an Escalade? She is just like one of them. sarcasm. What kills me is no matter what she does to prove she is all about the dollar they still stick up for her. Her as President if she ever made it..cripe I am saving my money now Canada here I come...
ReplyDeleteBarb
Sarah never disappoints, does she? Could she be any more predictable or any more dysfuntional? White trash, narcissistic, small-minded, anti-education and anti-science, petty, mean vindictive, vain and selfish. Not to forget the lying, distortion, rationalizing and denial that mediate reality for her. And now, in true white trash fashion, she has money, and lot of it! College funds for the kids? Nah! Plastic surgery, Escalades, more and bigger houses. But no money to spend on ensuring privacy for a family vacation? And I was worried that she would actually take all that advice last year, become serious and competent, do the work. Hah! Grifters don't work!
ReplyDeleteKathryn--I respectfully disagree. Since, IMO, the vast majority of her support is based on the superficial image that she has manufactured, demonstrating the falsity of the image is what will turn her supporters from her.
ReplyDeleteThis is not to say that the facts won't, to use your phrase, topple her. They will, for the more intelligent and informed.
Katherine you are wrong.
ReplyDeleteIt's her looks that keep the palinites giddy with desires.
They don't care that she is a pathological liar, a grifter or any of the things that resonate with us. Namely her bottomless stupidity and lack of any true leadership qualities, that might make her POTUS material.
She is the wanna be prom queen, wanna be Beauty queen who has a huge retinue of dittos.
Her looks are all she really has.
Once they're gone, so will her devoted following and milk cows for cash.
If *I* had been in charge of that fundraiser that anon @8:18 mentions, I would have simply dis-invited $$$aracuda. End of controversy, beginning of help for the hospitals!
ReplyDeleteBesides - the way things go, $$$aracuda will not show up anyway!
Go Sarah
ReplyDeleteIgnore these morons
You and the tea party are growing every day.
The Kenyan Muslim Socialist is falling at a record pace.
Take back our country
She has her full brief panties in a twist alright. You really should take up skiing, twit, instead of just hanging out at Aleyeska with your pristine ski clothes on (kinda like the new tennies which never see any thrashing except now from the paparrazi). Headed straight for Tammy Fayedom - you betcha!
ReplyDeleteTodd, Piper and Trig did not travel incognito. And marking out McCain on that visor was sure to draw attention to cause press. I think her trip paid off quite well.
ReplyDeleteWonder if that marked out visor with that t-shirt was a message to McCain or maybe her spiritual warriors? Anyway, it gave her another reason to trash the press, twice! And she showed the tea party women folk that she was really just like them. She just didn't count on having to get out and jog to prove she was a runner. And comments about those bare legs overshadowed that nice family image she was trying to portray to the public.
Anyway, great job, Gryphen.
Sarah's looks are only an issue because she uses her artificially-enhanced sexuality so blatantly to attract followers, and because her Bots are always going on and on about how pretty and hot she is. Wigs, extensions, tattooed lip liner, Naughty Monkeys, starvation diet, plastic surgery, Botox--it's all about her looks. "If she looked like Susan Boyle, we'd never have heard of her."
ReplyDeleteIronically, if you watch the YouTube video of Sarah's swimsuit pageant walk, you'll see she never had a nice body, even when she was 20. Her legs are too short and she was a little on the heavy side. Now, she looks good for 47-yr-old mother of four, but she still looks 47--diet-thin but not very fit, and her skin color and tone show the effects of too much Red Bull and red meat.
I think she started believing all the hype about her looks and forgot to take an honest, critical look in a full-length mirror. She thought she could go cavort on the beach and the pics would be great. I suspect the first lot were self-censored by the photographer since they were mainly flattering and family-time-cute. Must have been a rude shock for her when an uninvited photographer snapped that second, horrific lot of brutally honest photos and dared to put them up on the Net.
And no, I would not want photos of my 50-something legs in short-shorts up on the Net. Which is why if I were Sarah, and in Hawaii, I'd have gone to a private beach.
Teabagger, Sarah is growing every day? You think she's gaining weight?
ReplyDeleteGryphen, does she ski? I was thinking about this just the other day, since I used to ski up at Sandpoint as a kid. One never hears about them skiing.
ReplyDeleteHmmmm, book signing at a local Sports Arena? Would that be the sports arena she stole the windows from?
ReplyDeleteI'd say it's time for a post revisiting all the circumstances surrounding the building of that arena.
And by the way, is it paid for yet?
Her followers are not accepting that she could possibly be unattractive as the candid photos of her show. They are claiming that these unflattering photos are photoshopped to make her look bad.
ReplyDeleteThey are brainwashed cultists.
They don't want truth and facts, they simply want to believe whatever Sarah tells them to believe.
She is a force to be reckoned with, along the lines of Jim Jones and Charles Manson who can get their followers to believe whatever she says no questions asked.
She has a big following of people who liken her to being "just like them" which doesn't say much for her or them, as they are feeling a kinship with someone who is a proven liar, who will lie about just about anything and everything, even items that are easily checked and proven to be lies. She gives them the freedom to espouse their hatred and vile inner feelings while worshipping the ground she walks on, and they adore her for it.
Whether or not they admit it online (they'd be smarter not to admit it online), her followers are uneasy with these photos. That is a fact.
ReplyDeletedo you suppose anyone on the beach walked up to her and said "get the phuck outa here. we're trying to have a vacation"?
ReplyDeletebill in belize
Full blown revolt against Sarah Palin's plastic surgery
ReplyDeleteFind a new plastic surgeon
Thanks to the tea party for funding her surgery and her HI vacay
Sarah--You think you and Todd could put those blackberries down for a few hours and pay attention to your family while on vacation, they do have voice mail and people can actually leave you messages and you can call them back later..
ReplyDeleteBristol and Willow were probably enjoying the peace and quite at home, now the wicked witch control freak is returning, poor kids!! I can't imagine what it's like to live with that women, must be a living hell.
lillybird
Teabaggers for Jesus and Plastic Surgery!
ReplyDeleteThe Palin Screech scenario just gets uglier here in Canada. Many Americans living in Canada (who proudly voted for Obama) are outraged over the Palin choice. It was strictly a cash grab based on her notoriety. Now there's a "new" charity to benefit from Palin's speech. A charity run by the event organizer's brother. Hmm. I predict that she'll drop out of this one. I hope she does. There are many, many distinguished Canadians who could have been invited to speak - and would do a better job of it. I know some people who are planning a protest if she shows up for the event.
ReplyDeleteWhat's wrong with Sarah's thighs? They look all bumpy and like an old lady's legs. Has somebody photoshopped some different legs on her? This is quite a let down for us men, she's not quite as attractive anymore.
ReplyDeleteGo Sarah 2010!
ReplyDeleteSend her a full length mirror
so that she can see how bad her ass and legs look.
Not to mention her elbows.
Which look like change purses.
The Canada screech was not going to have anything left over to go the charity once they paid her fee. Do the math. 200k fee, tickets $100 each, 2,000 total attendence. Nothing left for anyone but s'error.
ReplyDeleteHow stupid do they think we are?
The organization that booked Sister Sarah to speak in Canada had to change the charity - too
ReplyDeletemany complaints...
Sarah is the Barbie doll of the repressed right wing. They love her for her looks, and she is such a blank slate that all their fantasies can be projected right onto her, no problem. She has no substance, no accountability, so she's perfect. Vapid wouldn't be so bad, but the truth is she revels in being divisive and hateful, spiteful and vengeful. And now that she has the star power, the money and the profile, who will she listen to? I don't think she's gonna stop until something stops her. Scary.
ReplyDeleteHer plastic surgeon is what has stopped her. That's what's scary.
ReplyDeleteTo those who say we should focus only on Mrs. Palin's positions, the difficulty is that she doesn't have positions. She seeks power based on her just the fact of her existence. (And no, I don't consider "Take our country back! Return to the principles of the Founding Fathers! Smaller government! or even Lower taxes! to be positions.)
ReplyDeleteAnd to Palin's followers her existence is the physical manifestation (a favorite Palin word) of God's grace: physical beauty, husband, children, leadership positions. (Posters at C4P have even stated that those who are ugly are not blessed by God.)
Palin's disciples believe that She is Blessed by God and because She is blessed by God, electing her to public office will make our country (well, THEIR country) blessed by God. This is scary stuff to me and MUST be exposed and yes, ridiculed.
I will mock Mrs. Palin whenever she is mock-worthy. I'm just taking my cue from Alinsky: "Ridicule is man's most potent weapon. It is almost impossible to counteract ridicule. Also it infuriates the opposition, which then reacts to your advantage."
Part of this strategy, for me, is that it takes a long, long time to effect any positive change, and that includes taking Mrs. Palin out of any possible consideration for any public office. If some element of mockery eventually becomes the thing that causes Mrs. Palin to have a very public, and career-ending, meltdown, I for one will be most pleased.
By 2012 no one will want to remember this attention wh**e ever existed.
ReplyDeleteA drama llama of the first water.
LOOK AT ME!!
Well the paparatzi have found a new gold mine.
Paris Hilton move over.
She's gonna be 46 in January. That photo of her fishing something out of her teeth (not the one on top of this post) makes her look as though she could be 60.
ReplyDeleteIf it's true that those strange parallel trough marks on her legs are from liposuction gone awry, then it's also not hard for me to think that she has previously also had the Mommy Package--tummy tuck with removal of excess skin and fat, and sewing up of separated abdominal muscles-- after the birth of her last child, Piper. :)
So, she could have been telling the truth about her tight abs in that Elan Frank video; they were tight because she had had them sewn tight.
If she went in for the tummy tuck after Piper, that would also have been an excellent time to get the tubes tied, too. Like a two for one deal.
God, I'd like to see her medical files!!!!
For her local book signing, I think there is a way we can rattle her cage. What if several people stood in line, went up to get their book signed, smiled, and in a gentle pleasant voice (so as to not attract attention from others) say "I know you did not give birth to Trig". It would be great if it happened over and over again. My hunch is it would produce one hell of a meltdown.
ReplyDeleteOr stood outside holding blow-ups of the ugliest Hawaii photos?
ReplyDeleteUgh. I really feel for the kids, with the frenzy they live with every day. C'mon let's get on the bus, ok now off to Hawaii, oops no more time to relax, gotta run back to AK - not to mention that they apparently never have to go to SCHOOL.
ReplyDeleteWell Sarah it's obvious you were trying to steal attention back after the TW fiasco. Now, if you don't like the photographers in Hawaii, why don't you get the hell out? Oh, you did! Lucky Hawaii!
ReplyDeleteNew plan for the old house! Fake gym, with life size Sarah dolls placed strategically on the machines for photo ops, while she flies off icognito to the many plastic surgeons salivating over her money.
Fake, fake, fake, fake and you deserve every single snarky comment real Americans make about you. Maybe if you were a nicer person, someone would actually be envious of you. The way you are - not so much. Fake and mean - that's our Sarah! So glad to have you home again where we won't see you since you'll be hiding while healing. Vit C is really good for that, but as of now they don't add it to Red Bull so you may be out of luck.
The only way I can still keep my sense of humor about this joke that never ends (sarah) is to do another barbie palin photo shoot. This one will be her book signing, complete with squishy tomatoes.
ReplyDeleteDid some quick Google work to understand what the little jaunt to HI may have cost.
ReplyDeleteLast minute flights from AK to Maui, $1550 per coach seat, $5500 for each first class seat. Multiply by 3 or 4 - Trig may have travelled on a lap. Wonder if they had to pay the change fee (X 3 or 4) when the big quit happened. That is usually $100-$150/ticket. Source Expedia, with travel dates of 12/20 - 12/24. Should approximate what the Palin family cost may have been.
Kaanapali Beach Hotel - partial ocean front room going for $895 per night. Now, wouldn't they have at least 2 adjoining rooms or a suite? Throw in some meal costs, a few movies in the room for Piper, snacks from the minibar. Source - Kaanapali Beach Hotel site, same dates as above, the only room type with availability was partial ocean front.
Then just for grins, a 2010 Caddy Escalade average retail price is $65-70,000. Source - Google query.
Whew, some of those C4Peers need to stock up on rice, cause Sarah is spending like there is no tomorrow and she is going to need to replenish the coffers. Suggest that donors check Costco rice prices. Maybe they can return some Christmas presents before they give them to the kids and send that money straight away to the disappointed and beleaguered Palin family.
Hey, who's that woman on the beach with Todd Palin, Piper Palin and Trig Palin? Good question, I can't tell, because she's wearing A VISOR. Wait, it looks like it says something, maybe its a clue. Drat, she blacked it out, foiled again! Now we'll never know who that woman was.
ReplyDeleteLook over there, is that Superman? No, that person is wearing GLASSES, so it can't be Superman. I think his name is Clark something, he's with the paparazzi. Darn paparazzi, always on the hunt for...duh-duh-da-daaaaa- CAPTAIN IN-COG-NI-TOOOOO!!
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Run Scarah Run
ReplyDeleteYour morons are ignorant
You are the leader of the teabaggers(we love testicles resting on our face)
The President of the United States is Barack Hussein Obama
Take our country forward
anon@9:46: I like the way you think. Visions of Gaslight are now swirling through my mind.
ReplyDeleteWonder how Mrs.Palin will limit attendance at her local book signing? She's been counting on the "only 500 wristbands" / disciples lining up the night before strategy to keep the number of non-supporters down. But how can she keep them away from the sports arena?
Guess this sticks a fork in the theory that we womenfolk hate her cuz she's just so hawt!
ReplyDeleteWhew--now I can concentrate on hating her for not aborting that lovely child (the one she never gave birth to...).
I wished I lived in Alaska. I would do exactly what anon @9:46 and 9:49 suggested.
ReplyDeleteIs the blizzard still on? If so, how can she land in Anchorage?
ReplyDeleteThe Audacity of a Hat (visor)
ReplyDeleteShe looked amazingly pale in Hawaii compared to how orange she looked on the Oprah show, and she didn't have her usual smear of blush on her cheekbones.
-Anna Lynne
Anonymous 9:46 AM said...
ReplyDelete"For her local book signing, I think there is a way we can rattle her cage. What if several people stood in line, went up to get their book signed, smiled, and in a gentle pleasant voice (so as to not attract attention from others) say "I know you did not give birth to Trig". It would be great if it happened over and over again. My hunch is it would produce one hell of a meltdown."
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Sorry, that just won't work. $carah is going to stack the crowd with the redshirts from the local fundy churches (you know, the ones bussed in to Anchorage to protest the gay rights ordinance) so that she isn't exposed to real folks.
There she is in her clean white hat and her thighs going thwap, thwap, thwap. Yepper, they were Palins thunder flaps!
ReplyDelete6:59 AM - kinda hard to believe, really -
ReplyDeleteNot if she wants quality time with her man.
I'm bummed...I guess we were having too much fun with the Palin Family in Hawaii. Sorry Piper you lose again. Mommie Dearest doesn'tlike the paps following here every move. Unfortunately, I'm afraid there is "gold in them there hills ". Cadillac Escalade...it's not the one Tiger hit the fire hydrant with fixed up is it? Ah, nothing says succes new a new Cadillac obtained with the funds of poor sorry ass cultist that can ill afford it. Thanks for your sacrifice so the truly great can live royally.
ReplyDeleteSo her looks are the signs of Gods grace and favor to $P according to her devoted palinbots.
ReplyDeleteI guess all of Tigers blond bimbetts pancake house waitresses, or call girls, have Gods grace and favor (though I don't find them any more attractive than $P.)
I doubt that the Hawaiian photos have been photoshopped, but a lots of hauut $P's have been photoshopped.
I guess every beautiful person is full of God's grace, while every plain or ugly person is SOL. Way to be stupider than you already are, Bots.
ReplyDeleteCellulite Barbie is pissed because she got TOO MUCH camera time!?!? She needs to make up her mind. Does she want to be a celebrity or not? This is the ugly side of the beast (pun very much intended) that you created Sarah. This is the price you pay to be a superstar who commands huge fees and huge crowds.
ReplyDeleteGet used to it or get off the stage.
Nothing ages a person more than hostility and discontent. Any woman, I don't care what shape your body is in, put a genuine smile on and you are beautiful!
ReplyDeleteThe book signing will be at the Sports Complex...not a book store?
ReplyDeleteDoes that mean folks bring in their books purchased from whatever source they chose?
Hmmmm....that means it would be possible for someone to get her to sign ...Going Rouge, instead of her ghostwriter's book? LMAO!
heidiMt
ReplyDeleteWell, thanks Heidi!
Well, when do we all get to go skiing with the Palin Family & the paparazzi. I'm in. I've been to Hawaii five or so times but I never enjoyed it more that spending the time vicariously with the Palin Family & the paps.
I don't think for a moment that Sarah didn't want to be noticed. The problem is that she has always been facing a controlled press before.
ReplyDeleteAt the rate they are going, Todd is going to get half of nothing. They are spending it faster than they make it.
For a good giggle, check out what I'm working on.
ReplyDeletehttp://walkaboutstory.wordpress.com/2009/12/18/a-preview-of-palins-book-tour/
Yes, Elizabeth, they are spending it faster than they can beg for it. But they still have both slush funds (AFT & SarahPac) pleading for donations and their sheeple will go on giving these grifters money. Very sad.
ReplyDeleteIt pains me to report this but even some republicans who can engage in thought processes and form coherent sentences think she is great ... to my complete surprise a few nights ago.
That is why this train needs to derail very soon. I'm hopeful those in the know do this soon.
Can this woman do anything, ANYTHING, with something that even resembles class? Taking a black magic marker to mark out McCain on a cheap visor? Good God in heaven Sarah it amazes me that none of the stupid things you do seem to embarass you. Incognito? Really, after dragging poor Trig around as a prop for the Book Tour of the century, not to mention that the First Ex Dude was not in disguise, you thought marking out McCain's name would work. Lady, you seriously need stronger medication. Oh, and developing morals, even at this late stage wouldn't hurt either. I still want to know if you have paid the hairdresser in Salt Lake.
ReplyDeleteNewly rich people often blow through money on new vehicles, new houses, new surgery, vacations etc. Looks like this is what the Palins are doing. Even tough she may get her hands on all the AK Fund Trust money, it will not last long at this rate of spending.
ReplyDeleteI don't know how long the teabaggers will keep sending funds, but it will not last forever.
Millions spent already - yet too cheap to buy a visor because she is so frugal. Yeah, right.
Hope someone is watching the Pie Spy for illegalities, also, too.
Gryphen, you're so right about how much her not being able to control the photo ops has pissed her off. (And once again, she lets loose with the always appealing "Wah wah! They're so mean to me!!" victimization routine.)
ReplyDeleteBut here's the real kicker: She's actually gotten very little coverage this past week. And there's been nothing about her in any Hawaii news outlet (until today when there was a brief report in the Honolulu Star-Bulletin about her leaving because of the "visor fuss.").
It took her manufactured crisis with the McCain cap to get her ANY coverage. And even then, there really wasn't much. The photos (some of which undoubtedly freaked her out) brought her a bit more attention, and her stomping off in a huff is getting a bit more.
Media coverage of her dropped off a cliff when the book tour ended. That's one thing she just cannot stand. Now that she's back in AK, I'm sure we can look forward to more outrageous public pronouncements from her soon.
Doesen't Tiger Woods drive a black Esclade?
ReplyDeleteJust saying.
I'm sure Palin thinks she has 'cougar' potential.
I don't know if anyone else has mentioned this, but it seems that with the Visor, $arah has taken a page right out of tweedle dee and tweedle dum's playbook:
ReplyDeleteRemember the two goofballs who marked up their faces with a black marker thinking it would suffice as a good disquise? It wouldn't suprise me if she was inspired by the 'magic marker' method they used when coming up with her boneheaded decision to 'censor' her visor, lol.
So, she didn't have to wear the visor. She had a cap. Or she had enough money to buy a cap she could have bought before she wore the visor.
ReplyDeleteI'm with the poster on the previous thread.
I think her purpose in Hawaii was to get noticed and turn whatever it was into being victimized. Then leave because they're picking on her.
And she wants to play with the big boys in politics? Go back to Wasilla lady. See if anyone would vote for you for city council.
We all seem to agree that S'arah Palin is a little short on the common sense... or she thinks everyone is as stupid as she hopes they are.
ReplyDeleteThis is our latest case in point.
While the stupidity of the "incognito" comment is obvious to all of us, the visor is only a small part of that. Yes, obviously the prop kids are easy to spot, as is Todd (who I don't think is bad looking, although he's not my type).
What, IMO, makes this whole thing So Amazingly Stupid is that ridiculous t-shirt they both wore. Why would a high profile person hoping to enjoy a low profile vacation wear a right-wing jingoistic slogan laden garment like that? Can't that family just chill out for a while and dress like normal people?
Of course not!
And what magic does Palin possess that she can just jump on a plane whenever she wants, presumably in First Class? Supposedly Alaska Airlines made special arrangements with the not visibly pregnant but in labor Palin so she could (cough) get home early to have her baby -- and now she's able to wrangle 3 seats on short notice to escape back to Alaska?
Gimme a frickin' break.
btw, I, womanwithsardinecan, am the same as walkaboutstory and Katherine Lee. We are all one and the same.
ReplyDeleteGryphen, does she ski? I was thinking about this just the other day, since I used to ski up at Sandpoint as a kid. One never hears about them skiing.
ReplyDeleteWell, now is as good a time as any to start. Maybe she can find a tree that has a crush on her.
Belle @ 12:28 - don't forget the taxes she will have to pay on all the money she's getting; wanna form a pool to guess how long it will be before she's in deeper to the IRS than Willie Nelson?
ReplyDeleteThis may have been a 100K cash outflow week for the family Palin. Wonder what the new house will cost? And isn't the family Palin currently living in 2 residences, one in Wasilla and one in Palmer. Then God only knows what Santa will gift the family Palin offspring with next week. Then the original plastic surgery costs, the complications and the cost associated with the management of same would have had to have been paid for. And lest we forget, there are ongoing legal bills. And, are there new or continuing payoffs to people clinging to the axles of the big ole bus? The dollars have to be flowing out at a good clip. And no books to sell at the gig at the sports complex..........seems that could have been better planned.
ReplyDeleteNot to spam all the Palin investigation blogs, but has anyone ever heard of Pete Alexion? He's an agricultural writer and marketer in Alaska, apparently, and he's in my Yahoo Group speaking against bloggers, the mainstream media, and pretty much everyone else.
ReplyDeleteApparently nobody except for him or people who have had direct contact with her have any idea who or how she really is -- and those of us out of Alaska simply can't comprehend the state's "unique way of controlling issues."
Yeah, cuz the rest of us are just that fuckin' stupid, Pete. Thanks for the vote of confidence.
Sarah Hollywood cracks me up!
ReplyDeleteDark Lady...link on Pete so we can see the fun :)
ReplyDeleteThanx
wonder if she bought the black escalade from Tiger and Elin? :)
ReplyDeleteThey'll probably have the AIP militia, armed with their AK-47s for security at the book signing. Protesters will have be pushed back to Anchorage. Pesky bloggers & AK citizens not allowed.
ReplyDeleteAren't the Palin's ineligible to be in the White House because of their secessionist backgrounds? Can anyone say security risk???
Kathryn said @ 8:17 AM "[...] The more you degrade her looks and ignore the real terrors, the better she looks to her supporters."
ReplyDeleteI don't think it's a case of degrading Palin's looks -- more like, we are as surprised as her fans are at how plain and ordinary and TRULY "like them" Palin is without all those artificial enhancements -- but unlike her fans, we're just saying, karma's a bitch.
Anon said, "If it's true that those strange parallel trough marks on her legs are from liposuction gone awry..."
ReplyDeleteI think it's not so much a procedure gone awey, but a sloppy job getting donor fat for Palin's facial (nasolabial fold) and lip plumping. It was a waste of time -- she still has brackets around her mouth.
The only desperation here is Sarah's:
ReplyDeleteto stay relevant without any real talents;
to appear to have an IQ > 70, also too;
to pretend to be interested in her kids, mainly as a means to get more attention for herself;
to hone her messages of division and hatred;
and of course.....
to always, always, ALWAYS be the victim!
No Sarah has this under control. She'll drive around in the black SUV "incognito" - easy, take the wite-out pen and apply to the vehicle. No one will ever know she's there.
ReplyDelete"I'm sure that new Escalade won't be too hard to spot. What will her Vanity plate have on it?"
ReplyDeleteDUMBSHT sounds about right.
Go Sarah
ReplyDeleteSchedule your next round of plastic surgery
You are growing older and more wrinkly every day
Interest in your narcissistic love fest is declining at a record pace
Take back our country so it can be proGRESSed the same way you proGRESSED Alaska before you quit your job when it was half done
Where are Trig's glasses?
Where is that pipeline you "built"?
From OTOOLEFAN, http://twitter.com/OTOOLEFAN, very funny Twitter commentator on the GOP and Palinsanity--
ReplyDeleteto Palin:
"Last November, the USA was like a big Sharpie crossing out YOUR name as well as McCain's."