Look! Sarah made the cover of a magazine that you just KNOW her supporters read. (Well buy and look at the pictures anyhow.)Damn no wonder she hates Hawaii! Look what visiting there has done to her image.
H/T to Bree Palin.
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
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What a skank.
ReplyDeleteChristmas is not going to be jolly at Casa Palin. Ahahaha
Jennifer Aniston can't look bad, Sarah Must be so jealous.
ReplyDeleteThe sole asset that Palin has ridden is her appearance. Yes, she is manipulative and dishonest and willing to appeal to the most base and dishonorable feelings and beliefs of the worst parts of society. But absent her looks, she's just another middle-aged, strident, harridan.
ReplyDeleteNow, she never was that good looking. But she at least created the image and exploited it. Now, it's clear that she is, at best, plain. All the makeup and hairdos and clothes and lighting can't make up for the fact that she looks like crap AND will look increasingly bad over time. Either she'll become a Joan Rivers plastic surgery caricature or her innately unattractive features and bad skin will look worse and worse--my bet is that it'll be the former.
Sadly for her, she's never developed any other qualities. And her ugly insides will now be matched by an equally unattractive exterior.
Suck it up , Buttercup !
ReplyDeleteI so love it that she made it as their 'guess who' person!
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas, and Happy Holidays to the Star Magazine. You 'made' my Christmas!
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO YOU, GRYPHEN, AND TO ALL YOUR LOYAL READERS
By the way, I'm a middle-aged woman. There are loads of us who have cultivated our characters and minds and hearts. We can look attractive or handsome or warm or professional or any number of other attractive things. We can look beautiful. We can look like leaders or teachers.
ReplyDeleteShe looks like none of the above. Best you can say is that she is unsuccessfully trying to look a lot younger than she does. And that even those efforts are completely grounded in artifice.
I guess you really can't do anything about the turkey neck but, are you sure that she got a facelift?
ReplyDeleteI know that she didn't get liposuction on her thighs.
Gryphen...?
ReplyDeletePlease explain...I read the headlines. Are you trying to imply that a certain " person".. is involved in a " Jersey Shore Drug Scandal ".... or has she " Pregnant again ".. with Tigers Baby..?
Details.... We don't want to start any ' rumors ' now ... do we....
I say it must be choice number 1 since she hasn't been Pregnant since ' Willow ' was born..?
Just check the photograph on the bottom in the middle. Recognize her?
ReplyDeleteSeems like Hawaii could very well be her waterloo. Did she think that she could stick her finger up to Prez Obama and say "see how the people just love me". Unfortunately she had to flee with her tail between her legs and the indignity doesn't seem to end with pictorial revelations surfacing. More to come I hope
ReplyDeleteFor the fairly reasonable price of a private location in Hawaii, Palin could have given herself and partial family a nice relaxing vacation. Instead Palin CHOSE to hold her own little paparazzi drama. So STAR magazine is feeding her mania with a cover photo. Enjoy it, Sarah!
ReplyDeleteField dress a moose? Nope--she doesn't hunt. Wonderful mother? Nope--she neglects the kids. Hot wife passionately in love with her husband? Nope--they barely interact. Great governor? Not hardly--look at the record. "Hottest governor from the coldest state?" Um, not without the cottage cheese covered up, the tooth veneers, the plastic surgery, the wigs, the troweled on makeup, the tanning bed color....
ReplyDeleteGryphen, be careful. You know how vindictive Mrs. Palin can be. You might be banned from a public event or something. Oh, wait. Go for it!
ReplyDeleteGuess who had plastic surgery recently....?
ReplyDeleteOT but Palin was just covered on KO in regards to her new fakebook post.
ReplyDeleteJust another piece of Palin revisionist history in that she now claims that her original "death panels" were actually referencing Medicare Bureaucracy when her original posting re: death panels was in regards to end of life counseling, and did not mention Medicare at all.
Once again Palin is changing her story and updating "history". She's such silly little thing!
Oh, and on topic, Wow, thanks for sharing Gryph. She's now the tiny little starlet that she proclaimed to have such disdain for!
ReplyDeleteStar is one of the "good" tabs! You know you've "arrived" when you hit the cover of Star!! It's almost like being a Governor, or a Vice President, right???? (I bet that Katie Couric would look smashing without makeup, by the way...)
She looks worse than anyone on that cover. Love it Gryphen! Keep pissing off the Wicked Witch of the North.
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas!
Oops... sorry Gryphen... But..
ReplyDelete( I already knew the answer )
I guess my ' sarcasm ' didn't come through.
Psst.. sarah... remember to go to Church this week.ONCE a year... whether you want to or not.
It's all about keeping up appearances... or people will Talk.
Honestly, Scarah doesn't even belong with all of those other starts. Even in their 'off' days, they still look 100% better than her.
ReplyDeleteThis reminds me of that song on Sesame Street that goes: 'One of these things is not like the other, one of these things is not that same'.
Oh and it looks like she's got a wad of chew in her mouth. Just sayin'...
I just love that someone couldn't recognize her. I wonder how Bill Crystal and others of his ilk are going to react once they see the real Sarah. i always suspected their tiny boy parts directed their interest in her (unless she just has great pheromones).
ReplyDeleteGlad it's not Halloween because we'd see a lot of masks in this likeness. Egads, just think of the horror of that. Oh, no, Halloween comes again next year - drats.
make that 'stars', not stars, in the first sentence of my last post.
ReplyDeleteNewsflash to Scarah
ReplyDeleteWe don't like you but we like Sherry.
God Sarah you really look like shit in that photo. I can see why you high tailed it out of Hawaii. The other option would have been to wear a complete rubber suit so only the new face would show. That is a most uncomplimentary photo I've ever seen. It's worse than our all time favorite one. Back to the drawing board Sarah...it is clear to me more work is needed.
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas to all you bloggers!! What a funny group.
I believe sh'e trying to fish out a piece of Moose Jerkey from one of her veneers. Attractive.
ReplyDeleteVernD
I'm glad the Hawaii photo-op totally backfired on her..she's not aging very well at all..for all that plastic surgery she had, she needs to get her money back...LMAO!she looks AWFUL!
ReplyDeleteGood Lord--Sarahin2010 is an imbecile. The same mantra, no matter what. Sad little soul, so emotionally stunted that he/she have to go onto a blog and repeat the same foolishness. Nobody who posts here would go onto some site like Sea of Urine and do that--they have better things to do.
ReplyDeleteSorry, little Sarahin2012. Not going to happen. And, regardless of how often you say it, the President is neither Kenyan nor Muslim. Little children believe that repeating something may make it true but it doesn't.
Sarah P. . . . Kate G. . . . GAAAAHHH!!!!
ReplyDeleteShe's rotten to the core and no surgery can fix that. S'error you can spend alot of money on plastic surgeons but it ain't gonna change a thing.
ReplyDeleteAt least she doens't have any 'bloggers' in her nose in that pic, lol.
ReplyDeleteI think Sarahin2012 is "S'error" cause what's written is as childish as she is.
ReplyDeleteI love how the magazine cover didn't give an alternate 'good' picture of S'error. At least you can see what the other stars look like when they're at the best.
ReplyDeleteDamn she is ugly. Scared the shit out of me, I don't want to grow old if that is what happens. Damn
ReplyDeleteI think you are right, Anonymous 5:02. That's about as much as she's capable of saying--wind her up and she spouts the same crap over and over. Sarahin2012 IS Sarah Palin--trying to act like someone actually thinks she will ever have a ghost of a chance at public office!
ReplyDeleteThe veneers, the plastic surgery, the wigs and bumpits, the FM shoes, the fake tan. This is what the woman really looks like.
Gryphen,
ReplyDeleteI KNOW her supporters don't read anything, but I KNOW they look at the pictures.
Yup, that's a really attractive pic of her.
Now that Scarah has wrapped up the book tour and got her face plastered on the starry tabs as she so desired to (oh scarah you'r so transparent) perhaps now she will twit and facebook some serious stuff like responding to the Glenn Beck insult where he relegated her to the KITCHEN and stop yapping...give it back to him for all women Scarah...Gryphen call her out on her silence. Otherwise Cowardice Thy Name is Sarah Palin
ReplyDeleteHERPES scaring on upper lip
ReplyDeleteThat is the real $arah, my friends, nasty and bitter looking. The ugly inside is well represented outside when the makeup isn't shoveled on.
ReplyDeleteI'm suddenly feeling quite Goddess-like, thanks, Gryph.
Guess who, Hmmmmmm My guess: Quitter Queen also known ss the Old Crone.
ReplyDeleteThat Star cover is going to leave a mark on her psyche.
In that photo, Sarah looks like one of her sheeple teabagger cronies... old, white and bitter.
ReplyDeleteNothing says trailer trash like wearing a man's t-shirt with some shitty redneck quote, too short polyester running shorts & a crappy visor that's all marked up....all that's needed to complete the picture is a cigarette hanging out of your mouth & perhaps a can of budweiser in your hand.
ReplyDeleteAlright, OK, alright. Just imagine Queen Esther in the WH in 2012. How many of our tax dollars would go for her personal makeup artist/hairdresser/plastic surgeon/general puller-together-er to maintain her "perfect-n-perky" public look day to day? Her entire being is a hollow sham and it's obvious that she can't allow her followers to see her age naturally--up to now. THANKS, STAR!
ReplyDeleteMake that "it's obvious WHY she can't allow" in comment @ 5:28.
ReplyDeleteThose are Juicy Couture sunglasses. Is there an Rx in those lenses?
ReplyDeleteLOL!! As my mom used to say "ugly shines through"...there must a be whole lot of ugly inside of her.
ReplyDeleteTh e funniest part is, this magazine is an example of what her fans read ROTFLMAO!!!!!! Those old white fat men won't be so quick to supprort her now will they??!!
I know what has happened. Sarah had this portrait of her painted sometime ago. Sarah never aged; she was beautiful. And, all the while, the portrait sagged, aged and lost its beauty. Then something terrible happened!
ReplyDeleteMice got into the attic, or the ghosts of wolves shot from an airplane. Maybe it was a rogue moose killed on someone else's hunting permit, but a terrible thing happened to Sarah's aging portait, and it was damaged.
With her busy book tour and giving bloggers the boot, Sarah has not had a minute to get the portrait repaired, or better yet, replaced. So, I am sorry to report, that she is stuck in reality until she prays to the ghosts of Dorian Gray and Oscar Wilde.
Come to think of it, knowing some of Wilde's wild ways, Sarah doesn't have a chance.
My very favorite picture. Buttercup looks like she IS sucking it up. ROFLMAO
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking S'error is going to cancel her subscription to the Star after this.
ReplyDeleteHer sheeple will never believe that's a picture of their Queen..... LOL! Flag pole's going down across the country.
ReplyDeleteWow, Jennifer Anniston looks LOVELY without make-up and Jessica Simpson has lovely skin. But, Kate Goselin and Palin - oh, nelly!
ReplyDeleteBy 2012, the sight of Grandma Palin in a red minishirt (complete with cottage cheese) and sparkly toenails and wrinkles isn't going to make the good old boys of the GOP stand at attention anymore!
It is my new favourite picture of her. Suck it up cheese thighs.
ReplyDeleteOK, I type with a cat on my lap usually. He took one look at Scarah and half of his damn hair fell out as he raced for cover. Nice move Scarah, frightening animals 1000's of miles away.
ReplyDeleteShe's really not looking well in broad daylight is she? Yikes!
Well, she wanted to be a "star". Are there more photos inside?
ReplyDeleteShe really does look like crap. Although, Jennifer Aniston looks pretty darn good.
Ouch!! double ouch...Not lookin good quitty twit..God don't like ugly. he he
ReplyDeleteoh, thats a great way to finish the year Sarah, you made it to Star magazine, way to cap the book tour! you are famously hideous now.
ReplyDeleteThe Rapture has begun. Sarah Palin is NOT on Newsweeks 10 Most Important People in 2010. Oh the frigg'in injustice! I'm appalled.
ReplyDeletehttp://2010.newsweek.com/top-10/people-to-watch/hbo-president-sue-naegle.html
That photo shows her ear off quite well and it is the most disturbingly strange and ugly ear I have ever seen. Honestly it looks deformed. I am surprised she wears her hair up at all. Looking at it compared to the others that are exposed and it strikes me that it really is a very odd shape.
ReplyDeleteUPDATE from Bree Palin blog:
ReplyDeleteI just got my hands on a hard copy of this issue. Inside is a large image of the cover photo with the following:
"Has she looked better? You betcha! When she's all dolled up, it's hard to believe Sarah is 45, but while on vacation with her family in Hawaii, she looked closer to what she really is -- a grandma."
sarah looks like a washed up road whore....just sayin'.I know , it's Christmas and all that happy shit , and I should not revel in her misery , but it's SO easy , all things considered.
ReplyDeleteI'm reading the cover at face value.
ReplyDeleteIn what way is Palin either a "star" or a "celebrity"?
Is it just me , or does she look like she wants to spit something out. "Todd , you said you wouldn't"
ReplyDeletePoor Sarah, but we should really offer our most sincere sympathy to Rush, Bill Kristol, Sean Hannity, that crazy film maker and others whose #1 source of fantasy has been ruined.
ReplyDeleteThere isn't enough Viagra in the pharmacy (or in the Dominican Republic) to overcome the damage that Sarah Plain and Real has done to their lives.
mxm -
ReplyDeleteThose 'tards still have the blow up sarah sex dolls to diddle with.
She's a covergirl, just like Ellen Degeneris! Sarah Hollywood on the cover of a magazine. You know, the others all look somewhat normal without their makeup, but Sarah's looking a bit haggard- must have a lot on her mind!
ReplyDeleteJennifer Garner looks like a 60 yr old man and you blind haters just see a chance to bash Palin as if she is the only middle aged woman who has a bad moment. Nice catty bunch of idiots you have here, Gryph.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous at 5:05,
ReplyDelete"I love how the magazine cover didn't give an alternate 'good' picture of S'error. "
They did put an alternative 'good' picture of Sarah up. It is the bar code in the right lower corner that's captioned '$3.99 US.'
i love every single minute of it!!! more pictures like that one!! although, that one is BRILLIANT!!! THANKS
ReplyDeleteVera city LMAO!! Is that the going price for a 'Ho on Lake Lucille!
ReplyDeleteNo wonder Tawd stays miles away in Palmer.
S'error certainly is truly ugly without airbrushed makeup on, ugly and she looks at LEAST 65 in that photo.
Whoa, CR46. I'm 66 and I hope I look better than that! heh heh
ReplyDeleteanon 7:50 You got it wrong we're not "blind haters" we see the truth of who Sarah Palin really is and that's why we hate her. So if you just said we were "haters" that would be more accurate. And might I add that you are a "blind worshiper" and that would be accurate my friend.
ReplyDeleteWhat is with it....those 2 big rolls of skin going up to her malformed ear? No ammount of plastic surgery can fix you Ms Perfect. Might as well give it up. You are a lost cause.
ReplyDeleteSarah, maybe God is trying to tell you something. Like, REPENT! (Oh, in case you are not familiar with the word, it means: Change your ways and save your ass.
ReplyDeleteLooks like Sarah is getting ready to huck a loogie.
ReplyDeleteMaria , Its Me CR46(somehow its not letting me post under that right now)
ReplyDeleteMy sincere apologies, and in fact my mom died at 78 and she looked better the day she passed away, but then my mom was a true beauty :) you must be too.
Gryphen,
ReplyDeleteIf we all promise to be very good :) will you continue to use this pic of the lifetime runnerup??
Jesse aka CR46, no need to apologise. I don't have a problem with being an ageing body, however, I'm not a bitter quitter and I try to avoid entrapping any ugliness. Methinks that shows.
ReplyDeleteI too have lost my beautiful mom... she died a few weeks before her 80th birthday.
I'm 52, and can pass for 35. I don't pile on the make up and have a real smile, as I have a lot to be thankful for!
ReplyDeleteI'm conservative and a partiot. But not a wackjob like Palin. All I want is this fake to leave my party, so we can get it back. Someone said it on another post: Ugly shines through. Got that one right!
Let's hope the qween of twits can put her blackberry away long enough to experience the REAL meaning of Christmas, and spend time with the family that so despartly needs a parent in the home.
This is what her "mug shot" is going to look like... except the police forgot to have her remove the sunglasses and hat in the profile view.
ReplyDeleteGryphen - its not your fault, that the Head Quitter is now passing for McCain in drag..
ReplyDeleteThis is the Best. Christmas. Present. EVER. Thanks Star Mag!
ReplyDeleteYou gotta wonder if secretly Star Mag put Sarah next to Jen Aniston on purpose, just to make the comparison that more severe. Jen always looks amazing in beach photos, and looks just as great with or without makeup. BTW, Sarah is only 5 years older than Jen (who turned 40 this year).
She, unlike the others, had makeup on. It is tough getting old. You have to think instead of appear.
ReplyDeleteGo ahead, Todd say it. "Divorce, Sarah. Have you seen Sarah?"
ReplyDeleteWe have seen Sarah. We understand why you sleep on the sofa so you don't have to see that face first thing in the morning.
OMG what a truly wonderful and accurate picture! She looks like crap - in HAWAII yet???
ReplyDeleteWhen you go to Hawaii, you try to look at least halfway vacation-ey decent. She looks like a hag - isn't it interesting how the pure ugliness inside her is seeping out?
Perhaps this is the face of pure evil?
I'm betting she is not liking this pic at all - therefore I vote we keep it and use it whenever we want to poke a stick at the pig?
Basheert--I couldn't agree with you more.
ReplyDeleteAs for her "not liking" the picture (or the cottage cheese one), I think that may be the understatement of all time!
Couldn't happen to a more deserving person.
And unlike unflattering stuff that was scrubbed by the McCain camp, these shots will be out there forever, as long as she lives.
ReplyDeleteLike the iconic downturned mouth shot in a black outfit. Formerly my favorite.
The Wasilla bag lady.
If the best Christmas present for some of you is that astonishing shot of $P, your funny, catty, bitchy, snarky, hilarious cracks about the photo is mine. Pearls beyond price!
ReplyDeleteanon@10:32am:
ReplyDeleteApologies to all bag ladies. They live a difficult life -
Unlike The $3.95 HAG in the middle photo. Oh man is she going to HATE that picture. She looks AWFUL.
(snicker snicker - wink wink****)
Anon@1:39
ReplyDeleteBe fair to Sarah. Her stated price is $3.99 not $3.95. She needs every "red hot" penny for her legal fees, plastic surgery, and payoffs to Todd.
Merry xmas, Sarah. I told you Karma was going to get you. Ain't she a bitch?!
ReplyDeleteHer ugly hate filled remarks shine through in this picture. I never make fun of one's looks because we can not change them but she has used her looks to get by. A wink here naughty monkey pumps there.. Her looks are as fake as everything else in her life. Makeup does wonders for all but I have never seen anyone look that god awful without. I will never forget her riling up crowds and the death threats toward a decent man, Mr. Obama now our President, as she smiled on in her speeches.
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