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Jon exposes the absurdity of Glenn Beck.
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Friday, March 19, 2010
Jon Stewart channels Glenn Beck. Too funny!
Introduction
Jon exposes the absurdity of Glenn Beck.
Jon exposes the absurdity of Glenn Beck.
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"Oh my God! Arians!" I almost wet myself.
ReplyDeleteCarrie
It's spooky how Stewart channels Beck the psychopath
ReplyDelete--and it's funny as hell too. If I were a Beck fan I'd be so embarrassed after this.
Jon is my hero. A truly gifted genius. How can we get the lemmings to see just how ridiculous that rodeo clown is?
ReplyDeleteBrilliant!
ReplyDeleteJon Stewart is Brilliant!!!!
ReplyDeleteI used to share an office with a guy who gorged himself on the fetid diarrheic effluent which issued forth from the festering pieholes of Limbaugh and Hannity. This guy eagerly lapped up all the toxic waste of lies, bigotry, and treason those two treasonous asshats could spew. Not once did he ever question ANYTHING he heard.
ReplyDeleteI him coming in one morning during the 2004 presidential campaign, ashen faced, declaring, “Kerry did it. He pulled a Clinton. They have him screwing an intern just like Clinton.” I thought, “Oh great. Another Democratic fuck-up” and waited all day for the inevitable press coverage that would attend such a revelation. On the way home I listened to NPR and heard no coverage of any such Kerry bombshell. When I got home I watched CBS’s then ABC’s national news. Not a peep from either one. It was clear that my office mate had heard this “revelation” on either Limbaugh or Hannity and accepted it as gospel without question. It also turned out to be 100% pure bullshit. The next day he never acknowledged that his oracles had been wrong, indeed, he NEVER acknowledged it at all. There were many such instances from this enlightened acolyte of Hannibaugh. (Or should it be Limpitty?)
I came to the realization that these sheeple have selectively deleted memories which do not conform to their narrow minded narrative of exclusion and hate. When required, they simply purge all memories which conflict with what they deem factual, i.e., what Hannibaugh and Limpitty have told them to believe. They NEVER suffer the effects of cognitive dissonance because no cognition occurs. They simply DO NOT THINK. They merely say what they are told to say and behave as they are instructed to behave. This is why my office mate never questioned the bald faced lie about Kerry, he simply refused to remember that it ever happened.
Beck’s loyal viewers are the same way. Nightly, Beck bombards his listeners with breathlessly panicked messages such as, “OH MY GOD! OBAMA IS GOING TO SOCIALIZE THE VERY AIR WE BREATH!! RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!! WE’RE ALL FUCKED!!!!!!!!!” Yet, daybreak comes and their are no new socialist fees levied on each breath, the country seems to be working just fine, and indeed, the world did not end. Does Beck every acknowledge how stunningly wrong he was? Hell no. It also doesn’t seem to bother the machinations and inner workings of the tiny sheeple brains either.
To be a loyal viewer of Beck/Limbaugh/Hannity requires you to be either congenitally or willfully stupid. No exceptions. You either have to imbecilic enough to accept the constantly shifting goalposts and ever change premises of BLH, or you have to be aware of that your meal consists of nothing but bullshit and STILL be willing to eat it and come back for more.
These folks are the biggest fucking morons in the history of big fucking morons. If BLH told them that Obama was the love child of Sasquatch and Bat-Boy, they would believe it. They are moronic imbeciles who do not read and who view and listen to only what their masters allow. They should be shunned, they should be mocked, and they should be ridiculed mercilessly.
Stewart has the right idea. The joke will be lost on the sheeple, but their brains have already turned to mush.
Best thing on tv....love me some Jon Stewart!
ReplyDeleteProbably in the top three skits that Stewart has ever done... absolutely brilliant...
ReplyDeleteGasman, well said!
ReplyDeletewillfully ignorant is bad enough ... combine it with indignant arrogance and you got the teabaggers and beck audience
ReplyDeleteI finally watched the clip. Brilliant parody of Beck! The sad truth is that Stewart’s insane stream of consciousness vamp makes more sense than most of the bullshit Beck pulls out of his blowhole. That anybody could sit through more than 30 seconds of any of Beck’s shows and find him anything other that a batshit crazy loon simply means that they themselves are even more batshit crazy than Beck. It is shameful that this country allows such a racist, fear mongering, amoral asshole to broadcast to the nation on a nightly basis. This mean spirited odious little turd should be banished to a desert island. Maybe we can get Limbaugh to take Beck with him when Lord Lardass moves to Costa Rica.
ReplyDeletegreat clips!! very talented people at the daily show.
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