Friday, March 19, 2010

Different host, different wig, same big bowl of crazy talking points.



I guess since Palin was not at the meeting of the 2nd amendment wing nuts she doubts the veracity of ADN's reporting.  Interesting, that is kind of how I feel about every single story SHE tells.

Even Beck can't hold in his laughter at that.

Does she look constipated to any of you? I wonder if she made the mistake of eating some of that moose chili she is constantly preparing?

Oh my God!  IS she trying to paraphrase President Eisenhower?

When did he say "Leadership, what is it?"  Does that sound like the man who created the major war plans to defeat Germany and Japan?

Could she mean this quote? "Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it."  No that does not sound like what she is saying.

How about this one? "The supreme quality for leadership is unquestionably integrity. Without it, no real success is possible, no matter whether it is on a section gang, a football field, in an army, or in an office." Nah, that sounds pretty decisive so that can't be it.

Do you know what might help her to remember?  A teleprompter!

I wonder if Fox could afford to get her one of those?

I swear that the more I listen to her speak the less I understand what she is trying to say. 

Glenn Beck is all kinds of crazy, but I don't think he is stupid.  On the other hand I believe Palin is losing functioning brain cells at an alarming rate.

But hey, at least they got rid of the weird echo in her  "Wasilla studio on the Lake of Death".  So now the stupid comes through loud and unclear.

38 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:04 AM

    link not working, Gryphen. Not that I deeply mind missing SP's screech, but thought you'd want to know.

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  2. Anonymous9:06 AM

    Stupid remarks about physical appearance in 3,2,1...

    "She's fat! She's skinny! Her hair is fake or too teased! Or not combed. Or overstyled. Botox! Surgery! Nose Job! Boob Job! Anorexic! On drugs!"

    Did I miss any?

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  3. Anonymous9:14 AM

    Yep, she looks constipated. Lots of snarling too. Instead of appearing earnest, she comes across as desperate.

    A horse laxative is in order.

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  4. Anonymous9:18 AM

    Quite an ironic quote for Sarah.

    "Try to tell the IRS IOU later on, the check is in the mail."

    I wouldn't be surprised if they are looking into her tax returns right now.

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  5. Palin's NEVER challenged...we'll always be subjected to one-way communications via Facebook/Twitter and Murdoch/Ailes FOX News created bubbles, pre-scripted, well rehearsed, diatribes. Now w/in-home studio (looks like she's broadcasting from turret of "chateau de' Palin")she just reads teleprompter, so she can appear semi-normal and coherent -- might as well shoot a head of lettuce...truly sad! How long before Track/Willow join the family business? Piper's already been turned into a "mini-me"
    Much tx to Gryphen for his tireless devotion exposing this pseudo-evangelist GOP pinup doll.
    see how deep the Palin rabbit hole goes...
    http://intheknow7.wordpress.com/

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  6. BAustin9:27 AM

    Couldn't listen to the whole thing....but just like with the latest hannity interview, she gets lispier as the interview goes on.

    As a side note: She has sooooooo much lip gloss on.

    I really don't know what Beck/Palin were blathering on about....don't care. I think Fox is getting less and less bang for their Palin bucks everytime she is on air. Ugh!

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  7. The words "Palin" and "functioning brain cells" in the same sentence makes me chuckle.

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  8. AnonPalinFan: yeah, we make remarks about her appearance because it changes so much and so oddly, that it is an outward manifestation of mental illness.

    And besides her list of talking points, you all like her because she is "pertty"

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  9. Anonymous9:52 AM

    Hideous woman with an even more hideous heart. She cannot and will not be able to escape the reality that she bails on jobs in order to follow the pot of gold. People focus on her looks because she has made her looks front and center of her campaign. Why leave Hawaii for example? Because we saw pictures of her cellu;lite and lousy facelift/botox. Yes, she is a grifter, and this is all she will ever be. More and more people are awakening to the fact that she has little or no to say of national or international importance, and could not pass the smell test in a run for POTUS.

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  10. Anonymous10:04 AM

    What is the status of the Alaska Fund Trust (scam) ???

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  11. Tyroanee10:15 AM

    Okay Sarah I'll buy into your crazy today... But just tell me exactly how much have you personally "GIVEN" to a charity in the last year?
    Yeah, I thought so. Your nothing more than a booble-head of nonsense, a raper of the land and it's good people.
    Did you get to return those drapes you ordered for White House yet?

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  12. Anonymous10:24 AM

    I love the wonketteers:

    http://wonkette.com/414315/oh-noes-sarah-palin-got-assaulted-by-sam-donaldsons-wig-maker

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  13. Anonymous10:24 AM

    So, he's talking about an armed resistance in Alaska..... let's see who was the Governor there and why would the people be so pissed off??? I can't imagine!!!

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  14. Palin is so terrified of Beck after the 'who's your favorite founder' thing. He thinks she's stupid and she knows it, and she looks like the deer in the headlights because she's probably thinking " OK, I know Beck is going to try to f@ck with me again. Will I be able to see it coming?" Beck toys with her like a cat toys with its prey.

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  15. Anonymous10:37 AM

    Try as I might, I just can only take a couple of minutes of these two. Talking points, ah I mean LIES ad nauseum. Jon Stewart's parody was excellent. I can't stand her hypocrisy and lies and overall lack of substance, but I think we should rise above comments about her physical appearance, we don't need to stoop to that level.

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  16. Anonymous10:39 AM

    I make comments on her appearance because nothing she says is worth noting, much less discussing.
    That FOX pays her for her thoughts, and actually airs them on their network, boggles the mind.
    To paraphrase Hamlet, a beast that wants discourse of reason would offer more intelligent observation.

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  17. Anonymous10:43 AM

    Is it just my imagination? Or is GB trying to back peddle on his, otherwise, incessant pushing toward inciting to violence and riling up his viewers?

    Seriously, the look on his face was approaching stunned and sobered at some of Sarah's comments--and at the realization that she was trying to undermine any credibility of what was reported by ADN.

    Recently, there have been more and more straightforward and open comments by others in the news media and--by politicians, for example Joe Biden's, relative to the veracity of Fox News at the television news gathering the other day.

    I have a feeling that, since the daily agenda at Fox is driven by the talking points as are handed down by Murdock, etc. rather than the news of the day--GB's backing off a tad from stirring the pot indicates that there is finally some serious pressure being put on Murdock and his minions from the the other arms of the media.

    Maybe it is only wishful thinking, but I get the impression that this is most likely happening...

    And, if/when it becomes fully apparent and reported that Hannity has been caught with his hands in the cookie jar...all hell will break loose in Murdockworld.

    Well, at least I hope so...

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  18. Anonymous10:50 AM

    By the time you and your "sources" destroy Sarah with all those icebergs and shitstorms she'll be worth...

    $50 million ?

    Bristol..$10 million ?

    Bristol can't wait for "Ricky Hollywood" to write his book so she can siphon off 20% of the take.

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  19. Anonymous11:24 AM

    Well Gryphen, I see I'm going to have to punish you again for not posting my messages. You better read every post carefully again!

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  20. imnofred11:46 AM

    Sarah really doesn't need to do live TV. She can just record all of her talking points that she uses for every appearance and simply press the play button.

    It's really pathetic that someone that wants to be considered a serious presidential candidate can offer so little in terms of substance unless she believes it when Fox News tells her how great she is doing.

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  21. Anonymous12:00 PM

    Every (expletive) time I hear someone say "Hello Governor!" I I could shit peach pit's the size of bricks.
    Maybe if she finished a full term, but to still call her Governor after she quit just pisses me off.
    G
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    indeed.

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  22. Anonymous12:00 PM

    Every time Glenn says "Violence is NOT the answer," his viewers are hearing: "Load your guns NOW!"

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  23. Anonymous12:03 PM

    Did I hear her right? "It's not taking up arms...at this point."

    When is the right point to take up arms, then? Your slavering followers breathlessly await your next coded command!

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  24. kdusmdd12:06 PM

    This bi*ch is gonna keep on climbing until someone burns her ladder........Need a match?????

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  25. laprofesora12:10 PM

    Can someone please get her to stop saying "fedral"?

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  26. Just like we'll never see the Nellie Olson wig again, we're never going to see the fem-mullet, Ellie Mae Clampett wig again either because the librul intertubz are mocking her all over the place from Wonkette to HuffPo. It's gone big time.

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  27. Anonymous12:33 PM

    Anon @9:06 -- We talk about her looks so much because sadly, that is much more interesting than anything that comes out of her mouth. Many of us listen to these videos with the sound off because we have heard her robotic talking points so many times now that we can recite them in our sleep. They never change and there was never any substance to them in the first place. Once in a while she adds some new schtick to the routine like when she's been caught red-handed in something embarrassing (pun intended), and it then gets repeated ad nauseum like the rest of the script.

    On the other hand, her ever changing face and hair is a constant source of amusement because she has obviously put way more time and effort into that than anything substantive in her career. Looking hot and doing the winky-dinky has gotten her pretty far in life, and it's very delicious to see her desperately clinging to the only asset she ever had, as it slips away from her, day by day.

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  28. mommom1:29 PM

    Beck is hilarious.His own company has been delinquent in its taxes in New York.

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  29. Anonymous1:36 PM

    I think she has had collagen injections in her lips recently. It was just a matter of time.

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  30. Anonymous1:36 PM

    She is putting down the ADN after all the lies they have told for her, and all the pretty articles they have written about her. Now she has thrown them under the Bus? Nobody challenges her, because she doesn't talk to anybody that will or can.

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  31. Anonymous1:38 PM

    Seems like she could have bought one of them purty Dolly Parton wigs with all her money.

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  32. Anonymous1:40 PM

    Go Sarah
    Help Kill the BILL

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  33. Anon 9:06 asks: "Did I mis any?"

    uhm, yes, dear, most certainly missing a few ... marbles, clues, braincells

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  34. Anonymous7:30 PM

    Sarah I'll buy into your crazy today... But just tell me exactly how much have you personally "GIVEN" to a charity in the last year?

    ==================================

    Check the filings, the Palins donate thousands to charity, a much higher percentage of their income than the Obamas or the Bidens.

    In fact, Biden averaged $369 in charitable donations over the last 10 years,

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  35. Anonymous9:18 PM

    @7:30 - What are you talking about? The Obamas donated the Nobel money entirely. You Palin defenders are factless.

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  36. Anonymous2:47 AM

    No matter how hard I try I just can't listen to more than a few minutes. I heard that she is trying to get 1 million for each dead lake shores episode. Who does she think she is?
    Funny Video of Sarah and Beck interview her favorite founder was a steak. Not suitable for young children.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEkaEQHM814&feature=player_embedded

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  37. Anonymous7:43 AM

    Well, let's see, the Obamas gave about 5% and 6% of their income in charitable giving for 2005, 2006 while Palins gave around 1.5& and 3% in 2006, 2007.

    To be fair, earlier in the decade when the Obamas made closer to what the Palin's made (adjusted for COL in Chicago v. Alaska) their contributions hovered around the 1% mark. Their charitable giving rose exponentially when the student loans were paid off and the book money started coming in.

    It would be/will be interesting to see if Palin's PERSONAL charitable giving also rises exponentially now that she also too is in the chips. But it is unlikely that she is going to release her 2008, 2009 tax returns as she no longer holds or is running for public office.

    'Course that was the whole idea in stepping down when you did, eh, Sarah?

    Obviously her charitable donations of OTHER PEOPLE'S money via SarahPAC does not count.

    MicMac

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  38. Anonymous8:19 AM

    I could only shake my head in disbelief when Beck held Alaska up as the last stronghold of 'what this country is all about' - rugged individualism, self-sufficiency, helping one's self, etc etc.

    I guess he doesn't count the fact that Alaska has been in the top five recipients for federal earmarks per capita for the last decade, or the fact that Alaska is about as close to socialism as any other state in the Union in the way its citizens get a percentage of its oil resource profits returned to them via the Permanent Fund.

    Now, don't get me wrong, this is not an anti-Alaska screed; in fact, I think more states should look into similar programs regarding profit making on their own state resources.

    It's just typical Beck that he never allows real facts to get in the way of the thousands of off the cuff, baseless statements he makes.

    Sarah seriously has to lose that Mystik lip gloss she gobs on. What happened to the Karmax, Sarah?

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