Sunday, March 21, 2010

Sullygate heats up as Anchorage Assembly member Matt Claman adds his own resolution to the one presented by Harriet Drummond.

So now we have another Assembly member demonstrating some chutzpah and "sacking up" to take on this clearly illegal brazen robbery of the city's treasury.

About damn time if you ask me.

Just look at this little prick to our left.

Would you trust this guy to even sell you a used car?  Hell no!

He is exactly the kind of guy who gives politicians a bad name. And the same hands that he is using to grope these poor young women are the ones he now uses to count his ill gotten gains. (Here I picture Sullivan laying on a pile of money yelling "Mine, its' all mine!" That is MY visualization, of course you are welcome to come up with your own.)

However the city also has heroes, and right now our main superhero is Assembly member Harriet Drummond, who was the ONLY person on the Anchorage Assembly to recognize that there was a serious problem with the original resolution that was introduced on February 16th.

On this issue, at least when it comes to the Assembly, Harriet Drummond is clearly Batman.  And she immediately reached into her utility belt and produced her own resolution challenging the validity of the Mayor's payout.  Of course where would Batman be without a sidekick.  So now we can add Matt "Robin" Claman's resolution to Harriet's. (Are there OTHER heroes on the Assembly who have not donned their colorful costumes and decided to join the team?  I don't know, but I certainly hope so.  I visualize a kind of Justice League of Anchorage!)

Those are the heroes we have identified in the Assembly thus far, as for superheroes in the community well you can find that person by clicking right here.

When it comes to heroes Mel Green is Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman all rolled into one. When Sullivan has to return that money, or gets re-called, or gets indicted for criminal behavior, he will know that the Superman to his Lex Luthor, the Batman to his Two-Face, the Captain America to his Red Skull, was that little old researcher extraordinaire, Mel Green.

Oh sure she has plenty of back up from the rest of the Alaskan bloggers, but the most herculean part of the task was accomplished by Mel, and someday I hope that the rest of the citizens of Anchorage are made aware of just how much work she did on their behalf.

(By the way, I heard through the grapevine that Danny-boy just hates it when one of us uses that JPEG at the beginning of this post.  I will make a deal with you Sullivan.  You return that $193,000 to the city and I will NEVER use that picture again.  Deal?)

3 comments:

  1. Anonymous8:47 AM

    You really heard that Gry? That's so cool. He hates it! Danny hates it!!

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  2. Anonymous11:08 AM

    Well, I just wonder how they will get their constituents' money back from this money grabber.

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  3. I've always wondered. Who are those women he is posing with? If I were him, (as a politician), I would be really embarrassed to have that out there. Actually, if I were the woman in front, I would be embarrassed to have my photo taken in that pose. Too sad.

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