In Fairbanks the Alaska Peacemakers Militia is ready and waiting.....to get their asses kicked.

From the Fairbanks Newsminer:

Leaders of the Alaska Peacemakers Militia say the organization has the dual goals of providing community cohesion and working as a check on government power.

If the federal government were to collapse, or a severe disaster like Hurricane Katrina occurred, they believe a well-trained, armed militia can help maintain order during the ensuing power vacuum.

“We will be on the street corners, making sure no thugs are out there doing stupid, lawless stuff,” said Les Zerbe, a 63-year-old retired missionary who is a captain in the militia.

But leaders say the Alaska Peacemakers Militia also exists to serve as a check on a government that they say is overbearing. Zerbe, who lives in Fairbanks, said the government should be aware there is “a line in the sand” that can’t be crossed, for fear of sparking a conflict with a group of armed citizens.

Zerbe said the loss of fundamental rights, such as a declaration of martial law, the presence of an international force on U.S. soil, or an attempt to seize firearms would justify a violent response against an oppressive force.

“It is not revolutionary talk,” Zerbe said. “It’s just a warning that there’s a line they cannot cross.”

There's "a line in the sand that cannot be crossed"?  Or what?  What are these pretend soldiers going to do?  Stand up against the entire US Military?  Give me a freaking break!

Have you seen these guys?

Oooh scary aren't they ? These yahoos could not successfully battle a horde of mosquitoes much less the might of the greatest military on the planet. 

You know, these guys.

If the Alaska Peacmakers don't drop a load in their matching beige trousers and run home to hide under their bed at the very sight of American soldiers it will still be the shortest battle in this country's history.

By the way one of these tough guys just got busted by the State Troopers for failing to notify the authorities he was carrying a concealed weapon and choking his own wife.  Oh yeah he is the very definition of a "bad ass"!

Of course he claims he is innocent and blames his mother-in-law for telling on him and says that Alaska law enforcement is engaging in "character assassination".  Don't you first have to actually HAVE character before it can be assassinated?

God these guys are the very definition of pathetic. They walk around dressed up like mall cops and want us to take seriously that they are going to serve as the last line of defense when "Obama comes for our guns". I would be more likely to look to the Salvation Army for protection than these idiots.

Nothing the Obama administration has done, or is planning to do, is going to take away anybody's civil rights.  Compared to the Bush administration who authorized spying on Americans, allowed private army Blackwater to roam American streets after Katrina, and suspended Habeas Corpus,  the Obama administration has been nothing but respectful toward the rights of their fellow Americans.

But these idiots were not concerned enough about George W. Bush to form a militia were they?  And why would they?  After all he is a white guy. And it is much easier to find guys to join a clan of like minded "patriots" when the man in the White House of a darker hue isn't it?