Looking for a little extra right wing craziness with your eggs and bacon? Well you are in luck because here is your chance to bid on a breakfast with BOTH Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck. Can't you just feel the excitement?

That's right friends if you crack open your piggy bank and make the winning bid you can win the chance to have your appetite ruined by two of the wackiest nutjobs in the Fox News stable courtesy of Charity Folks.

Here is how Charity Folks describes the event:

Join Governor Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck at an invitation only breakfast on the morning of 8/28 before they speak at the Lincoln Memorial. You and a guest will receive VIP treatment while seated with Governor Palin and Glenn Beck at the head table, and you can remember this once in a lifetime experience by having your picture taken with the duo.

Come celebrate America by honoring our heroes, our heritage and our future at the Restoring Honor Rally on August 28, 2010. Join us at the steps of the Lincoln Memorial in Washington, D.C. for this non-political, non-partisan rally that will recognize our First Amendment rights and honor the service members who fight to protect those freedoms.

Every day servicemen and women risk their lives to protect our country. It is through the support of non-profit organizations like the Special Operations Warrior Foundation (SOWF) that the families of these service members are taken care of in the event of an accident or loss of life.

"Restoring Honor Rally"?  Really?

Damn have the people involved in this charity never heard of a little word I like to call "irony"?  Have they not read one of Sarah Palin's Facebook rants, or watched an episode of Glenn Beck's  "The Fascists/Socialists/Communists are everywhere!" shows?

After all I would be hard pressed to imagine two less honorable people on this planet.

However the charity Special Operations Warrior Foundation appears to be on the up and up despite the fact that it's title makes it sound more like a right wing  militia group rather than a charity that provides money for college.

So if you think you can manage to choke done a couple of flapjacks and sausages while sitting across from Cry-Baby Beck and Undermedicated Barbie you might consider making a bid.

If you are worried that you will not have anything in common with these two here are some possible ice breakers:

• You could discuss the constant eye twitching that results from combining Red Bull and diet pills.
• You could talk about the secret socialist messages that can be found in your bowl of alphabet cereal.
• You might even bring up the use of road kill in wig making.,
• Or you might suggest comparing your children's birth certificates. You know, just for laughs.

Besides maybe you will get lucky and Sarah will even bring her two ginormous boobs. 

You know, her house husband Todd and the ever loquacious Papa Heath.

Why, what did you think I meant?