Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Glenn Beck admits to wearing bulletproof vest during his own rally. What a pansy ass!


(Bulletproof vest comment at the 1:10 mark)
Did anybody else throw up in their mouth a little when he was waxing philosophic about Sarah Palin?


At least Beck's wife is intelligent enough to see that the monster he is creating is dangerous and may soon be completely out of his control.

Of course I am still not sure why Glenn listened to his wife, since God himself had anointed the event as evidenced by a fly over by a flock of geese.  At least according to the possibly insane Beck.



You know God anoints my house several times every fall, and again every spring in Alaska. And sometimes I get an extra special anointing of ACTUAL goose poop! 

I bet Glenn Beck is simply seething with jealousy over that!

28 comments:

  1. Anonymous5:27 AM

    I only listened to the fool on the second video... my word, the man is really delusional! God went out of his way, from running the universe, to make sure that 20 or so canadian geese would fly over his little gathering?

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  2. Randall5:47 AM

    I live in South Dakota and God blesses us a LOT with geese flyin' over, also, too.

    We call 'em "flying sacks of crap."

    Coincidentally - that's what we call Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin, too, so...

    I guess the timing was appropriate.

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  3. Anonymous5:48 AM

    Ok,I live in D.C. The Candian Geese here do not migrate. They are always overhead.

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  4. "Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil:
    for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me."

    Psalm 23 (King James Version) [nowhere does it mention bulletproof vests!]


    Hey bible thumping bullshitter beck, you prove not only do you NOT TRUST YOUR Xtian
    nutcase followers but you DON'T TRUST YOUR MYTHICAL GOD/DEITY EITHER!!!

    You and Saratoxin make a great pair, neither one of you has a clue as to what you are running off at the mouth about even contradicting each other in your speeches. The fact that your grossly overweight followers sucked it all up like pigs at a trough reminds me that there are enough willlfully ignorant mental basket cases out there looking for a con artist, snake oil salesman to follow to once again impose a
    murderous imbicile, wannabe-dictator like GWB on America and the world.

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  5. Anonymous6:33 AM

    Insanity is his shtick. He can't believe 3 million folks follow his every word. He is an entertainer, albeit a dangerous one because people do take him seriously. Unlike Sarah Palin, she truly thinks she has been chosen and she is certifiable.

    Did Sarah do one of her world famous thigh-burning speechifying sweat-soaked sanity runs before this to compose her Nobel Peace Prize quality doozy? Dressed in white and the obligatory oversized US Flag pin?

    LOL, every Alaskan and every household in every migratory flyway is anointed and blessed by Beck's logic. If a homeless guy took a piss in the reflecting pool, he'd have said that was the sign.

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  6. Anonymous6:36 AM

    Yes Randall @ 5:47 - those lazy ass Geese do not migrate. They are socialists, that was a socialist blessing.

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  7. Anonymous6:51 AM

    Wouldn't god have sent eagles, not illegal alien CANADIAN geese to fly over?

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  8. Eunice6:51 AM

    What Beck does is the perfect example of what it really means to take the Lord's name in vane. God is just another prop for him. His hypocrisy makes me ill.

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  9. Oh yeah! Take this Beck! My car gets geese poop all the time which is a sign from God cuz the voice in my head told me so!!!

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  10. Where is stated King's niece is a marked woman? Any links to that statement? The true civil rights rally was peaceful.

    Funny how they scream I want my guns when they have a rally against President Obama. But none were allowed to see them. Hypocrites!!!

    Beck wore a bullet proof vest because he is the one stirring up hate. Beside being a wush asswipe.

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  11. Anonymous7:11 AM

    He tried for a year to get someone in uniform to present the flag? What! I guess that says quite a lot about the influence of Glenn Beck. What a stupid statement for him to make.

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  12. TNbluedot7:33 AM

    Beck is such a dufus! I think the next logical step for the Beck-Palin duo is televangelism! They're perfect for it! Their loyal believers/followers can send them all their $$ and listen to them preach ad nauseam.

    The $arah picture Beck "loves" IS perfect - she has her mouth SHUT!!

    The geese flyover HAD to be a miracle because he said there'd be one and he had nothing else.

    On his TV show yesterday he commented on the photos Huffpo published from the event and proceeded to show them, with running commentary digging at Huffpo. Trouble is, Huffpo showed 19 photos and Glenn used only 3 of them in his photo essay of about a dozen. The rest must have come from his archive. Just another 'right lie' showing how good they are at editing things their way.

    And then there's the Beckster's new website - theblaze.com where we can all go for the truth in news. Seriously???

    I'm way over my Beck-Palin quota for the day - week - year - life!! Someone please, just make them go away.

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  13. Anonymous7:48 AM

    I think people who say they hear voices in their head are mentally ill.

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  14. Lynne7:56 AM

    I'm afraid two minutes of listening to Glenn Beck is just way too long. Thanks to you and all the commenters for recapping it.

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  15. People who are truly reverant, hold themselves to live the word of God, follow the ten commandments are not driven to impress people they are. I that Palin may have been praying in that photo..I am not buying from Beck she is (as Catholics would say) the virgin Mary..most holy amongst women. She may be all that to Glenn. I have seen Palin being a pitbull, smiling while lying, terrorizing elderly people, the fear in people's voices, her lies to special needs parents. So I don't buy Sarah is the most holy one in the land, virtuous mother, our salvation, and 'saint' who shall deliver us from the communist agenda in the white house "those people" who seek to silence everyone she keeps putting out there or "those people" who seek to "take away from you"..your babies, parents, right to speak, fish, guns, your son etc. etc.

    These two are dangerous but by evoking God it draws people in who are clueless the ungodly can impersonate. A person can't be a blatant liar, terrorize people, a con artist and be the most holy one.

    What a pile of crap labeling Alveda King as a "marked woman" another religious rhetorical load of crap. They used ehr, expolited her, MLK and every other black person. In their minds they changed the world historically. They'll continue spinning the papers lie..everyone lies but them.
    People must believe what they tell them to..scary stuff.

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  16. Lynne8:03 AM

    Okay, I bit the bullet (pardon the expression) and watched the two videos. What a bunch of goose poop! And Ms. King being a marked woman? I seriously doubt that...along with everything else. Most people have probably never even heard of her and could not care less.

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  17. News flash for Beck: he did not put on a military sanctioned event, nor was this a formal service dedicated to the military. This was a Beck and Palin palooza, spectacle and part God rally for political agendas.
    Another news flash is honoring seperation of church and state. The military is not obligated to violate ethics for the glory of Glen Beck. There are protocols about the flag. It's ironic to put tread marks on a flag saying "don't tread on me"...proudly displayed by the fools who just f'd up a flag.

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  18. Candian geese LOVE the D.C. area, in part because of the continuous re-seeding of large public areas, such as the National Institutes of Health in Bethesda.

    A couple of janitors at my sons' school once were armed with towels and mops to frighten off the geese after the school grounds had been leveled and re-seeded. After several hours of fruitless waving one day, one of the janitors blew a fuse and started screaming. He threw his mop. The geese, unimpressed, moved a few feet over and continued to forage.

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  19. Anonymous8:48 AM

    Well, now I know from where, and what these 'fly-overs' (flying geese) are all about!!!

    Living next door to a golf-course, we have about a bazillion (more or less) Canadian Geese who are ALWAYS flying over - all day and every day. They are really fun to watch -- I enjoy them.

    Had I known before they are being sent by beck-uh's God, I would be even more impressed. ha ha ha

    I sometimes wonder if all the golfers feel that same way, if/when they are 'targets' for God's Geese Fly-overs. Probably not. LOL

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  20. Anonymous8:52 AM

    What are the odds that if you hang out around a reflecting pool in the Autumn for several hours that a flock of geese will eventually fly over?

    My God, it was a miracle!

    I was just this morning sitting in my car at Cuddy Park for only two minutes before a flock of ducks flew over and landed in the pond!

    I guess that I too am TRULY BLESSED! (Me and three homeless vagrants who were passing through, a guy who appears to be living in his car, a guy who stopped to let his dog relieve itself, and a woman who was applying her make-up on her way to work).

    God works in such mysterious ways doesn't he?

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  21. Linda Arizona9:32 AM

    Anonymous Randall said...

    I live in South Dakota and God blesses us a LOT with geese flyin' over, also, too.

    We call 'em "flying sacks of crap."

    Oh, you had me laughing out loud on this one!! Thank you. Made my day.

    Gryphen: I think Glenn Beck wore the vest so he could use it later--to get sympathy, to foment more fear and anger, to seem like a good husband. I don't think for a minute that he thought he was in danger. It was a ploy, like everything else he does in his circus act.

    And, I hate to write it but it might be true, this was Alveda's 15 minutes, but not what Dr. King would have approved of. I think she knows that down deep.

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  22. Anonymous11:30 AM

    Palin also had on a vest. Look at the video and notice the bulge right above the flag pin.

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  23. Anonymous12:19 PM

    Someone posted that the geese were angels sent by god.

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  24. Anonymous12:28 PM

    I would like to remind Glenn Beck that geese sucked into the engines of an airplane last year that the pilot really did need a miracle from God to land the plane in the Hudson River. Of course, if God hadn't sent the geese into the airplane to start with, they would have arrived at their destination safely.

    Where I live, the geese have taken over the public golf courses and are considered a menace and a safety issue. I guess that's God's stand against the game of golf, especially on Sunday.

    If Beck was really under any serious threat of danger, then they would have erected one of those bullet proof glass shields used to protect the President when he spoke to large crowds. Beck could have milked it by arriving in his version of a Pope-mobile, the same kind of glass bubble protection that has had to be used for the Pope. If Beck was in any danger, he could have easily been shot in the head (like Kennedy was). With that big fat head of his, he is an easy target. No, the vest was his version of playing the victim, and showing people that he is always under attack.

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  25. Anonymous12:40 PM

    Does anyone other than me think that $carah looked a bit plump also...like maybe SHE - like the rodeo clown - was wearing a vest?

    Also, I doubt she was praying...maybe she was checking her reflection in her patent leather pumps?

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  26. Anonymous2:53 PM

    Because of climate warming geese are not going migrating, even in Maine there are families that stay year round.

    Geese, are now so numerous in Virginia grazing in large herds on open grassy areas, that there is so much goose poop Va. has considered goose kill as a solution.

    There is both open water and lots of grass in the capitol area so the geese were just "going to work."

    There was a growing family of geese that flew over my trailer in Maine at around 7 am and 5pm every day commuting from a area of tall grass on the E. Machias river to somewhere on Machias Bay. And they were there year round.

    So the goose miracle is just another Beckian egg laid by St. Glen

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  27. Anonymous2:55 PM

    Interesting isn't it that Bush wore bullet proof vests frequently and full body armor often, Beck felt the need for protection.

    But from whom? Its their own supporters who are shooting, and they are shooting liberals.

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  28. Anonymous3:00 PM

    Oh he's such a would-be martyr. Please. Beck is so transparent.

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