Glenn’s coming to the Last Frontier! I hope my fellow Alaskans (and anyone visiting from Outside) will join me this Saturday, September 11, 2010, at Anchorage’s Dena’ina Center at 8:00 p.m. Glenn Beck will be there – you won’t want to miss it. Tickets are available at Ticketmaster.com.
We can count on Glenn to make the night interesting and inspiring (and soggy with tears), and I can think of no better way to commemorate 9/11 than to gather with patriots who will “never forget.” Hope to see you there!
- Sarah "Becky" Palin
So we have known for quite some time that Beck is coming up here to spread his special brand of insanity to Alaskans, along with our own home grown queen of insanity, Sarah Palin. What I have not quite been able to figure out is exactly WHY.
There is of course THIS rumor:
Besides apparently she is giving a speech in Missoula, Montana the very next day. And NOBODY who has just announced their candidacy for President of the United States would immediately run off to help open a faith based alcohol and drug rehabilitation center in Montana. Not even Sarah Palin. (Hmm Palin and Montana. Where have I heard those two things mentioned together before?)
However my spidey sense tells me that Glenn Beck is not flying all of the way up here on September 11th, just because he believes the fresh air might finally clear up his asthma. Something is definitely up.
So my friends, if you hear any right wing murmurings, or crazy religious talk about the end times, give us a shout will you?
I've been thinking it might be a talk show starring Crazy and Crazier.
ReplyDeleteO/T But Google is inserting ads here for body shapers. Spanx anyone?
ReplyDeleteMaybe Glenn has converted her to the Mormon faith and is taking her as another wife! (Is he even married?)
ReplyDeleteMy best guesses:
ReplyDelete1. Beck/Palin are high on the "success" of the D.C. hate fest and can bilk out more bucks from the sheeple.
2. Based on religious tone of the D.C. event, I say Beck has seen the light and will be born again - Prevo will baptise him and he will join the evangelical base.
The crowd will consider it a miracle, with credit to scarah for saving him.
The Mormons will be relieved to be rid of him.
All aboard the buses! Wear only red shirts! Do as you are told!
$75-$200 per ticket..how VERY patriotic of them!
ReplyDeleteThe GreedyGlenda/QueenEsther sideshow.
Pack up the babies and grab the old ladies 'cause everyone knows, everyone goes to their SNAKE-OIL show... hallelujah, hallelujah, halle, halee, lujah......
OK Griffin, time to buck up, put on your rubber nose and glasses, grab your video camera and let us know all about it after.
PS
I heard that $Arah is flogging her OWN brand of SPANX at this event...
"Slither like $arah"
I'm cynical enough to believe this theatrical event is just to manipulate and make money - something that is near and dear to Palin and Beck.
ReplyDeleteWhy don't they call it like it is, "Jim & Tammy Faye Baker Reunite to Steal Your Souls and Your Wallets!" Wake up Suckers!
ReplyDeleteChecking ticketmaster for herself, nothing comes up. But under his name the event comes up...no meet and greet price, but for a mere $104.25 you can hear him cry and probably hear her whine!
ReplyDeleteI'll bet he is coming to Alaska to promote Restoring Honor, They will take it on the road like he did with
ReplyDeleteBold Fresh BillO.
Milking Fox News fans.Coming to a theatre near you.Book now tickets are selling fast.
Are you going Gypsen?
...and don't forget, they can sell GOLD (for a profit)!
ReplyDeleteWhy would anyone want to observe 9/11 with I hate the 9-11-families-Glenn Beck? But he hates the victims of Katrina even more, but he hangs out with Sarah Palin the whinest, bitchest victim of them all.
ReplyDeleteYou would think, given the size of Palin's ego (put a Spanx on that, please!) that she wouldn't 'waste' the opportunity of announcing a run for the Presidency on a home-grown venue, but opt for something far more grand.
ReplyDeleteSteps of Neiman-Marcus, anyone?
One the other hand, she did chose to step down from the Governorship with a Greek chorus of geese honking and shitting on the lawn behind her. . .
MicMac
Prevo church-goers, and people from Palin's Wasilla church will be there... and the Miller crowd. The Mormons? A lot of old people (no offense to old people-I'm "old" too.) The Beck/Palin show should get a decent turn-out, but then again.. not everyone is going to shell out that kind of money.
ReplyDeleteIn my opinion, it's a toss of the coin. Nothing surprises me when it comes to Sarah, Murdoch, and the Koch Brothers.
Well, at least we know this much for sure...
ReplyDeleteThere will be crying. There will be inane scribbling on chalkboards and palms. Palin will be dressed to the nines and doing her mean highschool girl bit. Palin will be begging for money. Rebecca Mansour will be madly creating a Facebook post to translate Palin's faux pas. Fox News will be makin' stuff up about the goings-on and fudging the number of attendees. Alaska's reputation will take another hit.
Ha! Crying Game.....good one Gryph. (I loved that movie!)
ReplyDeleteAre they allowing the press to attend? I hope you and Dennis can get some good footage. I also hope no tickets are sold. Any word on how many the venue holds and if it is sold out yet?
She's pregnant with his pillow.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.courier-journal.com/article/20100907/NEWS01/309070077/News+coverage+of+Bristol+Palin+speech+banned
ReplyDeleteCoverage of Bristol's speach not allowed
http://twitter.com/SemperVigilo/status/21968734295
ReplyDeleteThe Piper interview was probably 8/23
also, Ivy Frye is only a companion of Bristol in LA and her media person, as she's often out with her in public, sans Tripp. I think the nanny is a small young woman, dark hair, probbly about 27-30. I've seen pics of someone of that description with Bristol in airports etc.
Okay, it was bad enough with the worst act of terrorism in US history. Now we have a new BeckaPalinooza and some bat$#!t crazy Florida preacher who's well on the way to single-handedly starting WWIII.
ReplyDeleteI gotta find another birthday....
They seem awfully cuddly in that pic...eeewwwww
ReplyDeleteAny takers for the fox interview with glenda using the famous lake lucille backdrop??? Should toad be jealous? Or relieved?
Before Sarah announces her candidacy on Saturday, she will announce that she is pregnant with baby #6. The Rev. Glen will cry and talk about what a wonderful mother she is, and then Trig and the rest of the kids will be paraded across the stage,assuring she retains her loyal following of Christian conservative voters.
ReplyDeleteShe can always borrow another baby if it helps her win the white house.
I think they have figured out that the crazier they act and sound, the more money they generate. The more outrageous and nonsensical their posturing, the higher the dollar river rises and the faster it flows. It is amazing to watch.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she's going to become a full professor at Beck U. and he's bestowing an honorary PhD?
ReplyDeleteWhatever it turns out to be it won't make the news cycles until Sept 12 since it starts at 8pm.
ReplyDeleteHe used 9/12 for his ranting before.
Like mother,like daughter - who didn't see this coming
ReplyDeletehttp://www.courier-journal.com/article/20100907/NEWS01/309070077/News+coverage+of+Bristol+Palin+speech+banned
Doubt very much it is about a 'presidency' run for her. It'll have to do w/money making. I'll wager whatever it is, it will be a pain to take based on it being held on 9/11.
ReplyDeleteI hope there are demonstrators galore around them...but, being as how our Mayor is a supporter of Palin backed 'Miller for Senator'...there are probably restrictive areas as to any negativity being shown.
I'm assuming all the palin kids will be released from detention. Can't have Sarah announcing her presidential intentions with her youngins locked up.
ReplyDeleteMy guess is that Beck's religion will allow him to do a "healing" service for Sarah....A twist on "restoring honor" on Sarah's vagina thus making her ever so honorable.
ReplyDeleteskip from Asheville, NC
Uncle Joe @ 6:52.....roflmao!!!!!
ReplyDeleteSnacks before or after bristol's will not be offered due to the fact Bristol will be wearing her DWTS modest black outfit and there is no room for expansion.
ReplyDeleteIf she's still taping her Wasillahillbilly reality show, maybe Glen is coming to tape a segment with her. Toss him into Lake Lucille with the other dead fish so he may visit his relatives and friends!!
ReplyDeleteWatson.....By Jove I think I've got it!
ReplyDeleteThey are collaborating on the.........."Golden Spanx"!
Beck has another book coming out soon.
ReplyDeleteThis is the effing craziest political rhetoric I've ever heard:
ReplyDelete"Evil cannot be wished away, it cannot be loved away, it cannot be talked away, it must be destroyed!!!!"
Conservative Patriots Group - Noon Rally on 9-11 at the Menard Ctr.
http://www.conservativepatriotsgroup.org/
What I find veeeerrrry interesting is that there is a Pre-show "Rally In the Valley" at noon with Beck and Palin. Why the secrecy, Sarah? Only your sheep;e are invited to the noon event at the Menard Sports Center in Wasilla?
ReplyDeleteRead their intro..."Evil cannot be wished away......it must be destroyed!"
http://www.conservativepatriotsgroup.org/
I can't believe she will run, she would have to face the press and debates. However, IF she were going to announce her run she would do it on 9-11 because she can't stand that any day could possibly be more important than HER day.
ReplyDeleteThese fools mocked MLK day and now 9-11, what's left?
An interesting read, if you can stomach it (thanks to Guest, a commenter at PG):
ReplyDeletehttp://www.conservativepatriotsgroup.org/
A quote from their headline:
"Evil cannot be wished away, it cannot be loved away, it cannot be talked away, it must be destroyed!!!!"
The number of exclamation points is left as found.
Methinks that the latest Beckapalooza Rally Starring Sistah Sarah on 9/11 will be a call for their obedient l'il Xtain Warriors to start a new crusade against whatever they loosely define as "evil." I doubt that SP would announce her presidential run this soon--it will cause a Dem stampede to the polls in November, and in the Koch's eyes, that just can't happen.
Or can it? Read the above, again, please...
Don't need the caffeine this morning... got Uncle Joe ..."She's pregnant with his pillow."
ReplyDeleteBWAhahahahahaha!
Made my day!!!!
i know all there is to know about the crying game....
ReplyDeleteactually, i know nothing about this insanity - i love the movie though.
they must be preparing alaska for the rapture.
and yes to the commenter above who asked if glenn is married - blonde wife and two children. must be creepy to have mr. piggy as a daddy. but pretty awesome to have miss piggy for an aunt.
oh, and i forgot to add, as someone who lived next to ny during 9/11 - we could see it from rooftops - i am not sure alaska is the best place to commemorate it. no offense alskans, of course you are americans, too, and most likely a few of you came down to help, but this is just 9/11 gop fetishism. alaska is almost as far from the real sites of 9/11 as you can get.
ReplyDeleteI think Anonymous at 10:11 nailed it. It's the start of their book tours.
ReplyDeleteGryphen, this site http://www.conservativepatriotsgroup.org/ claims the show will be at the infamous sports arena in Wasilla from 11-2 on the same day.
ReplyDeleteWarm up? What do you know about these character? Check the "members" page, please.
The fact that this guy has the nerve to have any kind of a rally on 9/11 is disgusting. He is the same man who stated that he hated the families of 9/11 victims.
ReplyDeleteUncle Joe @ 6:52, LOL, she's pregnant with his pillow!
ReplyDeleteNo matter what they are cooking up, I agree that it is disgusting to do it on that day. And these are the same people who are crapping themselves over the Islam center in NYC.
ReplyDeleteI know she IS stupid enough to announce her candidacy on that day, but I don't think she will. I'm voting for book tour too. I still think she'll run though because victimhood is everything to her and a presidential candidacy would be an embarrassment of riches in that way for her (and just an embarrassment for the rest of us).
I bet Track and possibly his entire National Guard Unit will be on display.
ReplyDeleteHave you not heard? They are starting a new Christian religion!
ReplyDeleteWhat in the hell do Alaskans know about 9-11? What pain did they feel? How many officers, firemen, did they loose? How many medical filings have been submitted due to 9-11 injuries?
ReplyDeleteThe idea that Alaskans are holding a "party" is disgusting!
Anyone that shows up for this event is USING the VICTIMS of 9/11 for their own personal, sick propaganda.
How much do you want to bet that all the attendees at the Wasilla event will get 'free' tickets to the Anchorage event, courtesy of SarahPAC - or the PACs supporting Beck - just to fill up the venue seats?
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