(I cannot post it here because whenever I embed one of their videos they always start playing by themselves when you visit my blog which is extremely obnoxious.)
At least we know ONE Palin can tell the truth once in awhile because when Bristol told Jay Leno she had no rhythm she was definitely not "making stuff up!"
I am however a little confused as to why it is okay for Bristol to shake her baby maker on national television but the media is NOT allowed to attend an event where all she is going to do is talk? How could that possibly be more embarrassing than this?
Gryphen, don't ever send me to a video like that again.
ReplyDeleteI had not had my morning coffee and now I am nauseous.
Bristol's little interlude pretty much sums up the Palins.
Jerky moves, no talent.
( Also I had a flashback to Julia- Louis Dreyfus's character, Elaine, dancing on Seinfeld . . . . )
Good lord-does she think she's at a rave? And she's doing the show because she wants to show her work ethic? Hey Bristol, here's a tip- work ethic means WORK, you know, at a job? Not shaking your booty on national tv.
ReplyDeleteIf Bristol were a normal teenager, i might have some sympathy. But since she has put herself out there (yet again), i hope she's ready for the incredibly negative comments that are about to come her way. She wasn't kidding when she said she can't dance.
From what i've read, this dancing gig requires many hours of practice,(which in Palinspeak must mean work ethic) so of course, i'm left with this final thought. While Bristol is tripping the light fantastic, who is taking care of Tripp? Enquiring minds want to know.
-Ayerishgrl
I like that she said she did this to show her "work ethic."
ReplyDeleteLooks to me like Bristol could use some of Sarah's spandex on her tummy and her chin(s).
ReplyDeleteLet me see - how to put this politely --- maybe Bristol is holding back, teasing us. Maybe she is just really, really, really good at lowering expectations.
ReplyDeleteA Diva on set? Yeah, I am sure all those folks speanding 24/7 with her never met her.
ReplyDeleteI think she will bomb bigtime. She has no personality for the limelight and her confidence was squashed by Mommy Dearest years ago.
Sadly, she looks like she's been doing some stress eating (again). Not a good sign.
Just watched the video clip - ouch, my eyes hurt! The outfit is UGLY, she's stiff as a board, and says the reason she wanted to be on DWTS is to show her "work ethic." Give me a break. Get a real job and take care of your son. Arrrgghh, they all make me sick. I need to see someone to treat my PDS (Palin Derangement Syndrome). Try as I might, I always click on the stories about them. E! is no fool - how many hits do you think their website will get today?
ReplyDeleteWhen she talks, it's obvious, uh, she's not, uh, real, uh, articulate...:::pops chewing gum, runs tongue around mouth::::
ReplyDeleteI hope somebody tells her to spit out her gum when she's dancing. She could choke. She's the definition of "too dumb to chew gum and walk."
Ivyfree
"Miss Modest" and that dress: Bristol, ur doing it wrong.
ReplyDeleteIf she's not pregnant, that's quite a beer gut on a 20 year old. The dancing was awful. Not even a twirl with her partner? Yuck.
ReplyDeletemaybe bristol should wear those drapes when she give her 14K speech to all those girls living in the "home for single mothers."
ReplyDeleteThat way she can explain to them how they too will now be able to get on "Dancing with the Stars!"
I can just hear her now, "See, it really pays to drop out of high school to have a baby and be a single mother because that is how you get on Dancing with the Stars."
Brisotl Palin is such a great role model isn't she! Showing all these little girls with little babies how easy and care free their own lives should be - who needs a college degree when you can go "Dancing with the Stars!"
I hope someone investigates the board of directors from the single mothers home to see how this decision was made. They are wasting their valuable resources on a Bristol Palin speech!
What a shame, when you think of how much 14K would help all those little girls with little babies!
Good grief! My dogs dance better. I'm still laughing at the thought of "Bristle" being a "star". Star of what? So PG while underage and unmarried makes you a star? She's little more than an uneducated mini- grifter-in-training low life. I certainly wouldn't want my daughters to take any advice from this twit and we won't be watching the train wreck that is DWTS.
ReplyDeleteWhat a bunch of two-faced weasels that crawl out of that family's hidey hole. Lie, fake competence, greed, poor parenting and no education seem to be a badge of courage in that family. Sorry, but I see Bristle as a waste of DNA and certainly no star.
This has to be a set up. By showing these clips, no one will think she can dance, the audience will be horrified into pity fueled silence, and then Murdock will buy all the votes for her.
ReplyDeleteBack in the 60's we had Mrs. Miller singing. Now we have the Mrs. Miller of the dance floor?
If Bristol were really this bad, her partner would quit, unless someone is greasing his palms heavily.
Bristol wouldn't even be allowed to dance on the tables in any American bar on a Friday night.
Drunken people have not lost all their ability to think rationally, and tables have a structural weight limit.
Sorry,,,can't type
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nope~~still lauging
worst example of dancing I have seen in quite awhile.
Scorpie
She says she can't dance but she wants to 'go out there and show her work ethic?'
ReplyDeleteWhat is it with these talentless and lazy Palin's that have this chip on their shoulder believing that people are thinking the worst of them? Oh yeah, they keep looking in the mirror.
Submitting to a rigorous schedule that you hand-pick and demand six figures for and exert the minimum requirement to fulfill that obligation does not make you a hard worker. You are simply an opportunist.
Bristol, I hope you work harder on the dance steps than you did on your lines for that teevee show, which you said you only read in a car ride months before you shot the scene.
Yo Yo Ma.
She may have been just goofing with those Pulp Fiction moves for the promo's, but if that's indicative of her rhythm, we are in for another deliciously Palin schadenfreude ride!
ReplyDeleteFor an "athletic" 19-year-old, she seems to have a remarkable lack of waistline.
ReplyDeleteThat does it, we could have just enjoyed this as a silly, non-political yet lucrative experiment by a Palin but Bristol just HAD to throw in the conservative and modesty meme and touting the laughable Palin 'work ethic.'
ReplyDeleteArgh, the crazy Palinbots and the Miller supporters are going to be burning up the phone lines to make sure Baby Mama Grizzly doesn't get voted off first.
Wow, that really was bad. I guess proving once again that some people will do anything for money. Sad....
ReplyDeleteIt looked like some dance moves to loosen up for photos. It appears the competitors including Cho have a dance background.
ReplyDeleteIt is disillusioning when people who lack qualifications,lack of ability are sought after as a hot commodity for their incompetency.
I believe the alleged "modest costumes" are for camouflaging lack of physical fitness and thick legs. One thing about narcissistic people that is to their advantage is they already believe in their superiority, greatness and are not burdened to prepare or self improve and the burden falls on others to make them look good, go the extra mile, go along with lies e.g. "modesty" for camouflage. Or do sserious photoshopping so Bristol's partner appears pale and small and she large and colorful in contrast to him i.e. she appear a 'stand out'.
Looking at the other dance couples photos, only Bristol's was enhanced to the max. The Palins have no guilt or shame nor any inner drive for self improvement.
It is easier to tell bigger lies then actually do the work to be who and what you claim to be.
The cameo appearance on American Teenager spoke volumes it was beneath Miss Palin to give a credible performance and the network gave her a pass. It is about people using each other for profit.
Even Ms Cho looks more versatile and agile on her feet and she is a large lady. If you look at the contestants that have done well on this show, its usually the more althetic ones. I'd take bets Bristol quits before she gets booted off.
ReplyDeleteSo Bristol is wearing outfits that cover her up because she's "conservative"? Uh, I think she's wearing clothes that cover her up because she looks better covered up. I don't think you could pay me a million dollars to get up on TV and dance if I moved like that and looked like that.
ReplyDeleteSarah is a psychopath, which is why she knows no guilt, shame, embarrassment, or fear. Perhaps Bristol is the same way. These things are genetic.
The Palin work ethic: Sarah "worked" her way through college. The 5 schools was a result of having to find cooperative professors. Sarah: "What do I have to do for an A?" Sarah: I guess I'll have to wear the push up bra, the heels, the low cut stuff and, if all else fails the spanx. The professors have a code of silence in these matter, too.
ReplyDeleteThus, it's tough to gather evidence. In fact that's why no professors will even admit to "remembering" her.
I'm so embarrassed for her.
ReplyDeleteBristol=big head, lots of hair,sausage body with big fat legs and very fat ankles.
ReplyDeletemen and boys, there nothing to go ga ga over....
Bristol said she did this to show her "work ethic."
ReplyDeleteWTF Bristol? You do know that there is a time to say, "NO!"
I'm sorry I forgot who I was talking to!
If somebody ask you to change brake pads on a car and you never did it before, SAY NO!
If somebody ask you to have sex and you do not need a condom it is okay to SAY NO!
If somebody ask you to dance on DWTS and you do not have rhythm, SAY NO!
Just remember what happened last time you did not have rhythm!
I've said it again and again, it's a good thing that Paylin's have no shame.
ReplyDeleteAnd what is that weird thing she does with her tongue in her cheek???
The phrase "lipstick on a pig" comes to mind.
ReplyDeleteBristol, is the $125,000 worth all this aggravation? You sure don't LOOK like you've been workin out. You can't fake it forever.
Wouldn't it be easier to just tell the truth in a book and get paid $20 million? Imagine never having to listen to your toxic parents again.........
Gee maybe the reason she didn't go to her prom is because she can't dance.
ReplyDeleteOMG This proves that the Palins will do anything for the money. Maybe she has a personality disorder like her mother that eliminates embarassment.
ReplyDeleteOuch! Painfully wooden.
ReplyDeleteSo she wants to show her "work ethic"? I hope her dance instructor takes her at her word.
You know what? She STILL looks pregnant. Check out her mid section, especially on certain angles. She is too too chunky in the middle to be "working out" or "in shape".
ReplyDeleteOh, and BTW, I just caught my two yr old son dancing to "Thomas the Train" (a funky version) and he has MUCH better moves than Bristol.
Wow. What is there to say. Tongue in cheek to keep from losing it in front of people. She knows how horrible it all is, but has no clue how to extricate herself from the mess of a life inflicted on her.
ReplyDeleteWow.
Who gives a crap about Bristol Palin's work ethic?
ReplyDeleteThat is so embarrassing. And with that lack of rhythm it's a wonder she was even able to get knocked up.
Still, she won't get knocked off - DWTS judges will keep her on for a few weeks simply for ratings. Too bad she has to miss some sorely-needed practice and Hollywood to speak at the abstinence rally. Maybe she can show the audience some of her moves: the new rhythm method of birth control. Oh, I forgot, she doesn't believe in birth control. Abstinence is the only way.
My parents are really supportive even though they are nervous because they know I have no rhythm. . .
ReplyDeleteAnother example of sending your baby Grizzly out to slaughter.
Not a diva, so says Grizzly Mama, Bristol Palin bans Levi from audience.
ReplyDelete“The last thing in the world Bristol wants is to look up from her cha-cha-cha and see his big goofy grin looking at her,” a family friend says. “This is her time to shine and she doesn’t want him trying to steal her spotlight.”
The self admitted can't dance dancer will shine in the DWTS spotlight?
well that's pretty bad. but it could be a set up, who knows.
ReplyDeleteAnother hypocritical action by these hypocrites. The Palins are supposedly Pentecostals, which usually means NO DANCING!!
ReplyDeleteLet's just be totally honest; Bristol was not hired because she had a magnetic, glowing personality. She doesn't speak well. She can't act. She has a chunky body, no matter how much fringe and ruffles are used to cover it up. Bristol is not made for TV.
ReplyDeleteWhy has DWTS hired Bristol? Publicity! The one thing that Bristol (or any other Palin for that matter) attracts is attention. Normally, advertising costs millions. Bristol was cheap at a couple of hundred thousand.
Bristol has already proven that she IS a diva. Prohibiting the media from attending her speech is the sign of a diva. It is hypocrisy for Bristol be all over the place promoting one show while excluding people from another, DIVA!
Not even her best friend will tell her.
ReplyDeleteAlfred E. Newman...more goofy pictures of Bristol S. Palin.
A better dancer can be seen here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rq99pAYIGvg&feature=player_embedded
ReplyDeleteHer name is Carrie.
masochism: gratification gained from pain, deprivation, degradation, etc., inflicted or imposed on oneself, either as a result of one's own actions or the actions of others, esp. the tendency to seek this form of gratification.
ReplyDeleteThe poor kid seems very tense. That's why her motion is so stiff and heavy. It's almost criminal the way these TV producers use her. So much for mama grizzlie protecting her children.
ReplyDeleteShe has books or videos in the hand warmers on her sweat shirt. This is a brilliant was to hide a pregnancy!
ReplyDeleteI think the promo deliberated made Bristol look bad. Then during the competition she will improve and then she will be able to tout her "hard" work ethic.
Looks like Thunder belly in the video. Either sore from who knows what or really preggers. Just guessing. Naked in a glass house!!
ReplyDeleteWhew!!
Anybody who dances or has danced knows that YOU CANNOT TEACH RHYTHM! You can teach a person the dance steps, but if that person has no rhythm.....they will never get the steps right.
ReplyDeleteMen and women who dance well don't like to dance with those who don't dance well....they make you look bad.
Stiffness cannot be overcome and it makes dancing with a stiff person very hard.
When ball room dancing, a lot depends on being able to feel your partners hand in your back to let you know when to go forward, sidestep or go in reverse.
I have seen some great neighborhood dancers that I would never even attempt to dance with because they were sooooo smooooth. But I just loved watching them dance with others who could follow them without blinkin' an eye.
If Bristol stays past the first show it will be because the show was FIXED. This may stop those people who do watch on a regular basis from watching in the future.
"Arf! Ruff, Ruff, Aroooooo!"
ReplyDeleteIOW, my furry lady said is you want to see a "dog" with dancing talent, head here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqbVbPvlDoM
Now, this is one rhythmic pooch named Rookie who knows how to dance....
Sorry, Bristol, but your "dancing" is only good for a graveyard hoo-doo ritual of raising the dead (in horror of course!).
All I know about dancing I learned from Dirty Dancing,and I see Bristle has "spaghetti arms",has no clue what "face" refers to and probably thinks that "opening your chest" refers to Levi removing her bra.
ReplyDeleteWork ethic? Ha, ha, ha. She is so dumb. I wish they would of asked her to "define" work ethic.
ReplyDeleteThat whole bit about modest clothing was a direct dogwhistle to conservatives. Many people in a certain demographic would be interested in this show but don't watch it because they feel there's too much skin. But Bristol is One of Them, and so this the network's bid to boost their ratings with viewers who normally never tune in.
ReplyDeleteShe reminded me of Jennifer Grey's sister in the movie "Dirty Dancing" in the end when she was wearing the sarong and bikini top. Very stiff and uncoordinated.
ReplyDeleteMolly, I agree with you, she does look pregnant. But perhaps she just has a heavy midsection. The lack of a waist in a lady so young is unusual.
ReplyDeleteActually, I've been thinking about this. Bristol is doing exactly what Sarah wishes she had done. It is all about celebrity for Sarah. The only way Sarah could possibly make her way toward this goal in Wasilla was through political office. It didn't matter how small, she was determined to be in the spotlight no matter how inept and limited her abilities. She lacks a clear sense of who she is in this world. It doesn't matter to her that we see her as a failed mother to her children. In her eyes they too are celebrities. It doesn't matter that they barely go to school or barely graduate. It is all a horrible sham and her children are suffering for lack of parental guidance in rising to their potential. They appear so entirely without plan.
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