Tuesday, October 05, 2010

The good news for Levi Johnston is that he is NOT the worst thing about this video. The bad news is that he is even IN this video!


Brittani Senser After Love
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I think we can all agree that it is always best for Levi to be seen and not heard, but you would at least think he knew how to make out with a woman better than that! 

And please tell me that is the sound of two cats fighting and NOT this woman's voice.

In the immortal words of my daughter "EPIC FAIL!"

Am I being too hard? What do you all say?

43 comments:

  1. Anonymous8:06 AM

    This is about four minutes and 46 seconds too long.

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  2. Anonymous8:10 AM

    It might help to be able to sing if you are going to call yourself a singer. WOW that chick is bad. Luckily for Levi, he is good looking. At least he is able to show some emotion with his face, unlike his ex. He did OK, lame story line and really bad song, but if he can pay some bills, can ya blame him? He reminds me of a puppy with big paws, dumb as a brick but cute. Get some smarts, Levi, with an education, you can go anywhere.

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  3. mommom8:10 AM

    Its not that bad.

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  4. Gag me. That song sucks. Levi's maybe the best thing in the video if you ask me.

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  5. Anonymous8:17 AM

    Sorry, Gryphen and daughter, but I think he is good--makeout parts included. Why is everyone so hard on Levi now?

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  6. Anonymous8:21 AM

    Ok, is it just me or does Levi look umm... pregnant?

    Oz

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  7. Anonymous8:23 AM

    the daughter looks like she is at least 30 years old. The mother is hotter

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  8. Anonymous8:26 AM

    Yeah, you're being too hard.

    I think Levi was kinda cute in this. He can act a hell of a lot better than Bristol the Brisket, who reminds me of a inert, sulky walrus being dragged around the stage by Mark Ballas.

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  9. Anonymous8:28 AM

    Levi is such a fish out a water and he's not that good looking. His head is HUGE. Poor Tripp, he has two biological parents with huge heads. Brittani may be the worst singer and performer since...time began? My ears are bleeding. My eyes regret watching that. badbadbad AND it doesn't make sense.

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  10. emrysa8:29 AM

    well that song sucked. sounds like every other "pop" ballad of the last 20 years. there is nothing unique about that girl's singing. is she popular? gawd.

    I don't think levi did badly. he didn't do much of anything really. but I do like the storyline of mamma using law enforcement/tax payer funded government entities for her own purposes. it's kinda funny that the song is supposed to be about the girl's situation, but in real life probably reflects the truth of levi's situation.

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  11. Anonymous8:31 AM

    I've seen and heard better. Levi seems lost, even in the cuddling scenes.

    The acting is not well done nor is the plot truly reflective of the manipulative, spiteful and downright silly antics of Sarah. Too bad, I was looking for something more realistic. Oh, well.

    The vocalist is pretty and her voice might be better suited to a different song. This is not a song I would want to try to sing. It is not a song I want to hear again either.

    There is nothing there that should have upset Bristol. That's the major problem, though: there is nothing there.

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  12. Anonymous8:34 AM

    I wouldn't call it an epic fail. After all, that wouldn't leave room to evaluate Bristol's next dance.

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  13. The MSNBC news ladies spent a few minutes talking about Levi's video debut this morning.

    http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/39500304

    Levi has just as much talent as Bristol. They were made for each other.

    And poor Tripp with a teenage mother, dropout father, bitch-of-the-North grandma... he has no chance in hell of growing up normal.

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  14. "Its not that bad."

    Yes it is. Listening to Brittani Senser "warble" one basic line over and over and OVER again is not my idea of lyrics, and her singing voice is comparable to some of the rejects on American Idol.

    And if she's 24 years old, so am I.

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  15. Anonymous8:58 AM

    I think Levi is the best part of this video. I don't think he did bad at all given the stuff he had to work with.

    That singer (?) looks old! Is she the christian singer???

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  16. Wow. "Music" from Planet Ding Dong, the only place in the universe where 40-year old women are slapped around by their 60-something mamas over 20 year-old boyfriends who get arrested for. . .for. . .for. . agreeing to appear in bonehead music videos.

    This may not be Levi's biggest money maker.

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  17. Anonymous9:14 AM

    Lighten up folks...

    This video has Grammy and Oscar awards written all over it...

    Levi may have qualified for a Hollywood Star on the sidewalk... right next to Bristol's star.

    Rumor in Wasilla is Bristol will open a dance studio... oops, it may just be a dunce studio.

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  18. Anonymous9:16 AM

    Gryphen, you ARE being too hard on Levi. He is definitely the best part of that lame video. The singer is replusive and looks almost as old as the woman playing her mother. Levi will never win an academy award, but he IS a better actor than Bristol, and even if he weren't, he's just plain cute, so it doesn't really matter.

    At the end of the video, Levi was left standing out in the rain, just where he always ends up every time he hooks up with Bristol. He must be used to it by now.

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  19. Anonymous9:17 AM

    Maybe I'm just being clueless -- but was it implying that the cop was under the mom's control (like Sarah controls local police)? Otherwise, there is absolutely no reason for him to pull Levi out of the car.

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  20. Anonymous9:33 AM

    I think the song is pretty good, although I'm a rock/alternative rock afficionnado...Her voice is just like lots of those R&B artists, that's they style of that genre....Levi looks fantastic. He's tender, sexy, loving....what screen idols are made of. I don't think this was a bad move at all. Def. much better than Playgirl. He's an amazing-looking guy.

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  21. Anonymous9:38 AM

    Levi is more memorable than the putrid song!

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  22. Anonymous9:40 AM

    poor dumb levi.
    he couldnt figure out that talking truth about palin would have brought him all the rewards he ever wanted.
    instead he becomes a wimp they laugh at........

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  23. Anonymous9:49 AM

    Which woman is older? The one who is being slapped or the slapper?

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  24. Facebook Lurker10:08 AM

    The whole point is, Brittani Senser (or her publicist) is a fucking genius for putting Levi in this video.

    She got all of you to watch it, and got millions of dollars worth of free publicity, right? It's a slow motion trainwreck you can't look away from.

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  25. Anonymous10:26 AM

    O/T Mercede is unusually quiet...

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  26. Levi is a cute but not too smart kid who will likely live a long time to regret not wearing a condom.


    O/T but could one of your helpful readers direct me to the photo comparisons of Bristol on DWTS? I want to show my mom about the twirl/spanx from last week and how she's getting heavier as the weeks go on.

    Mom got it that Grifter Granny wasn't pregnant with the square pillow and the leaning over the kid with the square tag. I can find the unflattering floral dress from the spring, but would like to show mom that the grifting, lying nut didn't fall far from the tree.

    Thx

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  27. Anonymous10:59 AM

    I really didn't get the story, but I thought maybe the mother had the cop give Levi a restraining order so he couldn't see her daughter, who could be arrested for having sex with a minor?

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  28. Anonymous11:01 AM

    I stopped caring about music videos back in the eighties.

    The song and video are both forgettable. I don't think this will help or hinder Levi.

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  29. Anonymous11:12 AM

    Come on folks, we NEED Levi to succeed and continue to be a burr in the Palin's side!! The more he is in the limelight, the more it burns ol' witchey poo Palin and that is what makes this whole sad, sad little drama worth watching!

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  30. Actually, the bottom line is that Levi is having a lot more fun these days than Bristol...no?

    He's not making brilliant career moves, that's for sure, but I still like looking at him.

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  31. Anonymous12:08 PM

    The worst thing is that a beautiful Latina woman has to go through life with the name "Brittani".

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  32. Anjaak12:47 PM

    What is the deal with Bristol's lawyer suing Playgirl (& other companies that Levi has worked with) to know his real earnings?

    Don't you think that Bristol is making more money than Levi? She should be paying him!!!!

    IF he is putting up with this, it is his own fault for choosing incompetent lawyers.

    I thought the video was okay, but I don't have a lot of expectations for R&B singers from Minnesota.

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  33. Anonymous12:59 PM

    What I got out of the video is that mama had him pulled out of the car for no reason, he had to sign something saying he couldn't see the girl anymore, once it was signed, the cop left. Girl was broken-hearted and angry that he gave her up to save himself from being thrown in jail. Mama won. May be Levi's story.

    Levi is a cute kid. He has a certain charm about him. There's been far worse looking kids who have sort of made it in movies. Talent isn't always a necessity at least for boys. With girls - well without talent, without beauty then it may be tougher. I don't expect Levi to have a career in Hollywood though. He better use some of his money and get some education.

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  34. Anonymous1:05 PM

    In Bristol's words: "It sucks."

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  35. It's called foreplay...looked fine to me.

    The only bad acting on Levi's part is that he doesn't look too upset when the policeman pins him down on the truck.

    As for the song, well I generally hate that style of singing, but there are plenty of others in that style. Must be people that like it.

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  36. I don't have a TV and can't find Bristol's last dance. I thought it would be posted here.

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  37. Aussie Blue Sky2:51 PM

    It's an old song that should have been put out of its misery.Imagine how few people would have sat through it if Levi wasn't in it ...

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  38. erica from texas3:03 PM

    Levi is very cute in this cheap, mediocre video.Whoever made it did an awful job.I could see him with a young sweet girl but the singer and her mom look a bit .....rough.
    Levi, please get better advice!!!Your handlers are just awful.

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  39. Anonymous3:58 PM

    Horrible video, horrible singing.

    I hope the paycheck for Levi was worth it.

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  40. That was the worst music video I've seen, since David Brent's "If You Don't Know Me By Now":

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9UvzT-lLck&feature=related

    Moreover, the story in the video made no sense. Unless Levi was drug dealing pedophile with about three different STDs, why was the mother so upset? And those "slaps" in the face. What a disappointment! If you're going to make a video of yourself getting slapped, woman-up and take a real slap (see, e.g., Fay Dunaway in Chinatown).

    And the "policeman"? What the hell is he doing, unless maybe Levi is like 30 and the girl singing the song is 14? And no clubbing with the riot stick, or punches to the head? COME ON! Just a little clunk of the head of the hood? Please--if I wanted to watch the Care Bears, I'd be watching the Care Bears.

    Then the mom comes out and "serves" Levi with a restraining order? Okay--except parties can't serve documents like that. And what would be the basis for the restraining order?

    Finally, you're served with a restraining order, and the first thing you do is call the person you're restrained from having contact with, and in front of a police officer?

    And the singing/music was hideous.

    Now that I think on it, this video is worse than David Brent's.

    Actually........That would make an interesting contest....

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  41. Anonymous7:14 PM

    Terrible video and awful singing, stupid song and bad kissing. Ick. I'm ready for brain bleach now. Thanks for nothing Gryph.
    physicsmom

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  42. Anonymous8:18 PM

    WOW THAT WAS TERRIBLE!!!!

    so much worse than i ever thought possible!!!!

    wow.

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  43. Anonymous10:07 PM

    Hope Levi got paid up front and isn't being paid on the royalties cuz he'll owe them money on that mess.

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