Thursday, October 21, 2010

The head of Joe Miller's security goon squad goes to WAR!

From the Anchorage Press:

William Fulton would not talk to the Press Tuesday, citing legal advice from attorney Wayne Anthony Ross. (One person who answered the phone Tuesday morning at DropZone says Fulton took “millions” of media calls Tuesday. ("Millions of media calls?"  I am guessing that math is not a strong point with these morons either.) Fulton told us Tuesday afternoon he stopped talking to reporters about noon that day.) He has told other news media his company is a contractor but does not operate as a security agency.

WAYNE "FREAKING" ANTHONY ROSS?  Perfect!

Who better to represent this military fetishist and part-time Miller gestapo member than the guy considered so wingnutty, and out of his gourd, that he was rejected by the Republican led Alaska state legislature after Sarah Palin picked him as her choice for Attorney General?

Gee I THOUGHT that bright red Humvee looked familiar.

William Fulton behind "Drop Zone" sitting in a star spangled chair next to WAR's old Hummer.  
Dammit!  I am almost out of popcorn!

BTW I encourage you to read ALL of  the Anchorage Press article, as it is quite informative as well as pretty humorous.

28 comments:

  1. This is WAY better than Bristol dwitsing!

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  2. Anonymous1:38 PM

    I'd buy some more popcorn.
    This group seems to have no direction and does not appear to be too intelligent.

    I still want to know if palin knew what Joe had done when she endorsed him? Has she been asked?

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  3. Anonymous1:50 PM

    My god, it's rather incestuous up there in Alaska....

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  4. stock up on the Popcorn...ole Joke Millers army discharge may be due to something "gay" in his past....effing hypocrites.

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  5. Anonymous1:58 PM

    Best get out the vote video.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImOsg1quVZQ&feature=player_embedded

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  6. Anonymous2:24 PM

    Forget popcorn. This deserves Ben & Jerry's.

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  7. Anonymous3:06 PM

    OT: Just looked at Alaska WTF's latest post (snark about Bristol & Ivy). Ivy has a Sandpoint sweatshirt on.

    Knowing that militia (and white supremacists) are strong in Idaho, I did a search on Sandpoint. Lo and behold, ladies and gentlemen, the North Idaho 21st Battalion of Light Foot.

    /facepalm

    The page's author signs off:
    "As always, may God bless you and yours,

    Jeff"

    Assuming these dufuses (dufi? dufii?) are xtians - why, oh why do they keep quoting Thomas Paine? Yes, the page has the now-requisite Tom Paine quote.

    /second facepalm

    Paine (as were quite a number of our Founding Fathers) was a DEIST. And actually had a lot of fun ridiculing Christianity (actually all organized religion).

    Oh, and if you go further down the rabbit hole (i.e., linky) - you'll see they cite Mao-tse Tung quite strongly (re: guerrilla warfare).

    So, I guess they idolize deists and communists.

    You just can't make this shit up.

    /facedesk

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  8. Anonymous3:19 PM

    Will "Yosemite Sam" Ross work pro bono (cash)?

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  9. Thank the Lord for bloggers who have had the courage and tenacity to seek and deliver the truth to all who otherwise would be spoon fed SPINach by corporate controlled broadcasts and publications.

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  10. Anonymous3:22 PM

    sjk @ 1:53, why do you think it might have involved DADT? I don't think they would haven't allowed him to stay in the reserves after a DADT discharge.

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  11. Anonymous4:03 PM

    Was anyone else wondering when Wayne Anthony was to come in?

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  12. Anonymous4:21 PM

    Miller needs to get Christine O'donell to come up here and campaign for him. And then, ask Ann Coulter to do some commercials for his election. Finally, maybe the Michigan can do a bake sale for his candicy.....

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  13. Anonymous4:34 PM

    Looks like DropDead Bill is gonna have some problems.

    Here's hoping that Tony goes after this bozo after Nov.2.

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  14. anon @3:22....its on the "other" blog...PG.... not sure of the proper etiquette to point over there...

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  15. Anonymous5:05 PM

    The "News Of The Weird" has a running feature they call the classic middle name which is "Wayne," as in Joseph "Wayne" Miller. Here is their latest installment:

    The Classic Middle Name (all-new!)

    Arrested recently and awaiting trial for murder: Larry Wayne Call, Faith, N.C. (September); Kenneth Wayne Carlson, Hines Creek, Alberta, Canada (August); Timothy Wayne Morgan, Eugene, Ore. (August); Julius Wayne Willis Jr., Minneapolis (July); Scott Wayne Eby, Wilmington, Ill. (May, charged in a 2004 murder); Douglas Wayne Jones, Oxford, Miss. (May); Kenneth Wayne Rogers, Dallas (April, charged in a 2008 murder). Indicted for murder recently and awaiting trial: Gary Wayne Pettigrew, Tarrant County, Texas (August, indicted in a 1983 murder). Pleaded guilty to murder: Edward Wayne Edwards, Akron, Ohio (August, involving a 1977 murder, not the ones News of the Weird listed him for in August 2009). Convicted of murder: David Wayne Alexander, Pittsburgh (July 2009). Call: [Charlotte Observer, 7-8-10] Carlson: [Edmonton Journal, 8-22-10] Morgan: [KPTV (Portland), 8-17-10] Willis: [City Pages (Minneapolis), 7-7-10] Eby: [Chicago Tribune, 6-13-10] Jones: [Oxford (Miss.) Eagle, 5-18-10] Rogers: [Dallas Morning News, 4-14-10] Pettigrew: [Fort Worth Star-Telegram, 8-28-10] Edwards: [The News-Herald (Willoughby, Ohio), 8-26-10] Alexander: [Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, 7-8-09]

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  16. Anonymous5:11 PM

    1:53 PM:

    Thats the thing with an AR 635-120 chap '3'.
    A 'chapter 3' does not appear
    anywhere in the AR's.
    There's a 6, 8, 4 etc...all having some thing to do with unsuitable kinds of things.

    I think he bought his way out and with that was able to bury...some thing. Perhaps before it surfaced, fully.

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  17. Anonymous5:56 PM

    Fulton told us Tuesday afternoon he stopped talking to reporters about noon that day.) He has told other news media his company is a contractor but does not operate as a security agency.


    bob bob
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    Not to be the devils advocate here This guy was on private property just as if he had been in your front yard, Security had every right acting as the designated agent of the property owner to ask the man to leave and to arrest him for Trespassing should he choose not to leave as with all crimes in Alaska if you see it you may arrest for it. I own a security company and although we would have handled it differently and I don't agree at all with the technical aspects or the training of the security, the property owners were well within there rights to arrest the man. This is not a free speech issue at all for all my libertarian brothers out there this is a private property issue. I have the right to let as many dicks be dicks on my property as long as I invite them there and allow them to stay but when a dick I didn't invite shows up and wont leave thank god I have the right to arrest him and I don't have to wait for the cops to show up(there always ten minutes late anyway) . Again you guys really need to stop framing this as a free speech issue ..................your constitutional argument of free speech is nothing in the face of the right to private property. If this happened on State owned property it would be another story it didn't so its not. Just stop back up and think about what we stand for. Bill

    Here's the link for that quote

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  18. Forever Anonymous6:19 PM

    Love you Gryph. Keep it coming!


    Anon 1:38 I was reading the Militia's board and could see this is a group of dispirited men blowing hot air to prop themselves up. Only a nutty grifter like Palin would toy with these men misguided aspirations. She knew Miller was shady, that and the implict agreement that she is in charge is all she requires.

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  19. igettit26:35 PM

    Why am I not surprised?

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  20. Anonymous6:54 PM

    5:56, Thanks for the link to BobBob's lie-filled "pretend" devil's advocate post (can one be a devil's advocate for oneself?)

    What a liar Bill Fulton is! And a DICK too. He most certainly was NOT the security designate of the "owner" of the property. First, the owners of the school are the taxpayers. Second, the school district never hired him, nor required Joe to hire him. All the school required was someone to ensure the property was not destroyed. Third, this was no private event. Joe is a PUBLIC candidate and this was a town hall. Fourth, this wasn't just like someone's back yard. This was a PUBLIC building that can be rented only for a public use. Finally, he does NOT own a security company. Hasn't he been telling the state he isn't a security company and that's why he shouldn't be regulated or subject to statutes?

    Simply amazing what liars these thugs are. And to pretend he's another person. Wow. I guess his audience is just a bunch of dumb hicks just like he is.

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  21. Anonymous6:56 PM

    In Gryphen's post about having visited the Dickzone, he mentioned a red Hummer. One of the comments asked if it was WAR's. Good catch!

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  22. Anonymous8:27 PM

    6:54 PM - The bit that you posted by William Fulton is a post from August talking about a different situation. It isn't about Joe Miller's event.

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  23. Anonymous8:40 PM

    6:56 PM

    That is right.

    Your are not the only one that noticed the little question when he posted it.

    So I heard how that all happened.

    It's an unverified rumor- worth what you paid to hear it. But it might have happened something like this.

    Some guy named Joe knows he has a friend might be in some trouble. Needs a lawyer. Something about kinky...stealing...wrong friends-the trouble might be about handcuffs. Or not. Anyway Joe has a friend. No rly srsly. So...

    Joe is kind of busy right now what with filing suits of his own, studying up on cold war history- he plans to study up on public relations as soon things quiet down...

    Anyway Joe tells his friend Beavis-wait his friend Bill- that his good friend Sarah knows a guy that used to be some kind of General for the State- but that job did not last too long because the 'lected 'fficials didn't like his advice. So the 'lected 'fficials defied the queen...er the half-a-governor- and fired his ass.

    But he is still a good NRA gun type kind of guy and Sarah has told Joe that she knows in her heart that Wayne does not crow toe to the libs. So Joe gives Sarah a call and tells Sarah all about Joe's troubles...I mean Sarah tells Joe that Bristol is knock...I mean Joe tells Sarah that his friend Bill needs some help.

    Sarah tells Joe that her new show "Hunting From The Sky-Death and Trophies from Above" is done 'shooting' until next year..Sarah texts Joe to " U MUST endorse Levi for Mayor CAUSE that is how squid pro kwo works, and MY Tood is still mad"... Sarah tells Joe to send his buddy Bill to her friend Wayne for help 4 shur.

    When Wayne stops by to see Bill at the bunke...militia headqua... ..security servic...militia supply cache- the trouble starts. Some guy stops by asking too many questions. Wayne sees Bill start to get upset-that the Russians are com...that people are calling on the phone. Also and taking pictures of the place that used to be a seekret too. Bill tells Wayne to paint that damn red thing in some cammo so it will not be a drone target... be noticed by bloggers. AND THEN GOOGLE STREET VIEW DRIVES BY- meltdown.

    So Wayne can tell from talking to Bill and reading the blogs... And on Olbermann too ZOMG... that Bill needs some help. . . A lot of help and fast. But because Wayne used to be some kind of State General for the half-a queen...queen of twits..the former half a governor- he does not work for cheap. Or barter either. Bill doesn't have the money to pay Wayne- so they start thinking about robbing some ban...having a bake sale... getting some of that PAC cash which spends just like American Express- but with fewer traces.

    So Wayne calls Joe and tells him
    they need some cash and right away.
    Joe emails Sarah to "split the bills and shut this up fast. And we need to sue some more people ASAP just to be sure". Sarah said "thats a dill I cant refud9ate" in her responding email to Joe.

    But she accidentally bcc'd the entire banned list from the See of Pee ( which is suspected to now operate from the ugly new addition by the fence that blew own on the lake with no fish ). Anyway oops and so here it is.

    View the the leaked email here.

    And that is how you know what might have happened.

    The preceding work of fictional comedy is actually satire intended for mature audiences for entertainment purposes only. Any resemblance to real people, places or events is coincidental and unintentional.

    Note: If your lives and activities are so messed up that you see yourselves starring in a comedic parody like this one- it is all in your head. So tell your doctor to up your meds.

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  24. Anonymous9:02 PM

    @Anonymous 8:27,

    I tried using html tags to highlight the fact that Dropzone Bill said he owns a security company. I should have clarified it was from August, my apologies.

    Dropone Bill is commenting on another blogger's blog about Dropzone contractors.

    Dropzone Says:

    October 20, 2010 at 5:09 pm

    To whomever wrote this article Dropzone uses multiple Contractors this “Mouse” gentleman has contracted with our organization in the past ie over a year ago but is not and has not been an active Agent with Dropzone for over a year please for the sake of your integrity check with us before posting and we do not and never have sold firearms If you wish to speak facts were all about it but please research before you post
    Oz Mudflats

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  25. Anonymous9:06 PM

    5:11 PM:

    As for buying his way out, Ive seriously wondered if Blackwater
    didnt buy him and pay his way.
    He is ErikPrince's type of 'employee'.

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  26. Anonymous2:56 AM

    @0654...

    It was the lack of periods. I noticed that in his comments on his site.

    Bigtoe

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  27. Anonymous5:07 AM

    8:27, my apologies. I'll revise my comment.

    What a liar Bill Fulton is! And a Dick too. He does NOT own a security company. Hasn't he been telling the state he isn't a security company and that's why he shouldn't be regulated or subject to statutes? Simply amazing what liars these thugs are. Wow. I guess his audience is just a bunch of dumb hicks just like he is.

    I also found this gem a bit ironic: "If this happened on State owned property t would be another story..."

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  28. Anonymous5:08 AM

    8:40--very funny!

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