Tuesday, October 05, 2010

It CAN'T be a good sign when a candidate starts off her political ad with the phrase "I am not a witch."



"None of us are perfect?"

You know I don't think anybody is looking for perfection.  However they ARE looking for sane, and that is not helped by a candidate who makes statements like this one:

When one of O'Donnell's Republican opponents suggested during the primary debate that the U.S. and China should be allies because of their economic interdependency, according to the AP, O'Donnell replied "that doesn't work."

She continued: "There's much I want to say. I wish I wasn't privy to some of the classified information that I am privy to."

Yep, somebody's elevator is not quite making it to the top floor.

However I could not help but notice that in her advertisement O'Donnell looked less...how shall I put it....uptight maybe?  Gee I wonder what could have loosened her up?


Oh!  Well THAT explains it.

29 comments:

  1. Rick Hill5:29 AM

    One thing to remember about this spot; it's the best take they had. She looks scared and unsure. The "I am you" is about as good as "Who am I, what am I doing here?"

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  2. When one is insisting one is not a witch, it would help if one would not then wear a black dress in front of a black-draped background. Unless of course, one wishes to model oneself on a person who once gave a Thanksgiving reprieve to a turkey while hundreds of other turkeys were strangled and gutted in the background. Just sayin'. . .

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  3. Anonymous6:06 AM

    I would rather she be a witch than whatever the hell it is she is trying to represent.

    Witches are way more harmless.

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  4. Anonymous6:09 AM

    I love how she 'handles' unfriendly questions from the press / public. She laughs it off, saying things like, "It's unfactual."

    I wish I lived in a world where you could get away with laughing off fiduciary violations for a job that requires just that, but for millions of others.

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  5. Anonymous6:09 AM

    ha hahhaaaaaa!!

    T

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  6. Anonymous6:10 AM

    She must have gotten her China Economic Domination intelligence from the same FBI informant that had the Anchor Baby info.

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  7. I loved the picture and caption. It was either that or she smoked a joint or she got her mental health meds refilled.

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  8. Oh Christine - you are so not me! hahahahahaha

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  9. KidShalleen6:28 AM

    “I thought this woman's claim of sensitive confidential information was just another one of her demented bridges too far, but now in answer to the charges that she dabbled in witchcraft, to present this add with as one commenter called "witch hat hair", black dress with pearls, and a black flowing background, I don't think shows much awareness of just how that is going to play, when one considers the subject matter. She is really sad sign of the depths to which the GOP has sunk.

    Given the many gems that have flowed from the maw on this inglorious bimbo,
    I sit here amazed that my initial utterance and reaction to this, is just,...WOW!!!!!

    I mean just .... WOW!!!! I'll be back as I "unstun", again.”

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  10. Anonymous6:48 AM

    Actually Christine, proper grammar is "None of us IS perfect." I guess all those colleges you claim to have attended didn't teach you much.

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  11. Anonymous6:52 AM

    How Nixonian!

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  12. COD- The gift that keeps on giving.

    You know we really have to be thankful there are still basically 4 weeks left in the mid term elections because we can look forward to at least 4 more faux pas by Christine that will be aired by Bill Maher.

    Kudos to Bill and all of the other journalists for reviving the comedy of the past that has become the buffoon of today and possibly the tragedy of tomorrow.

    Her handlers cannot be the brightest bulbs on the tree either because as stated the dressed her all in black to refute claims to being a Witch. It is laughable they decided to try and negate this single point instead of hitting some of the other too but surely to say "I am not a Hare Krishna, Buddhist, Secret Agent Witch would have put them over the allotted 30 seconds.

    I am originally from southern Oklahoma (we have our own share of clowns there like Jim Inhoffe)and there is a saying that "no matter how hard you polish a turd it may get shiny but it still stinks like what it is". In this case not even pearls help.

    The saddest thing is that Christine probably believes her own BS. She just raised the IQ percentile for blond's world wide. Can you even imagine what she could be tricked into if sexually active? But maybe celibacy is a good thing for her so that she does not piss these the intellectual defects back into the gene pool.

    We still love you Christine keep talking and we will keep laughing all the way back to the Senate in November.

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  13. Anonymous7:01 AM

    I'm not convinced. Let's build a bridge out of her!

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  14. Anonymous7:05 AM

    Dressed all in black, she is trying to look like a serious, sober candidate, not the frizzy-haired loon from the Bill Mahr clips.

    I don't think she quite pulls it off though; the crazy leaks through.

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  15. Anonymous7:06 AM

    Sooooo, it can't be a lie, right? A witch would NEVER lie and say she wasn't a witch, right?

    Christine O'Donnell isn't even smart enough to be a witch.

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  16. Anonymous7:30 AM

    Good thing she's taken herself out of the gene pool.

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  17. JenniferinVA7:39 AM

    This is like the old LBJ trick. Call your opponent something outrageous and then make them deny it. Ie: "My opponent has sex with pigs."
    Your opponent then says "I am not a pig-fu**er" and voila! All the voters remember is the word "pig-fuc*er" associated with said opponent.
    It looks like O'Donnell fell for the LBJ school of politics. Awesome!

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  18. Of course she isn't a witch - she doesn't even know what a witch is (she has them confused with Satanists) - she isn't fit for any public office either and not because of any religions she may have dabbled in - that is her own private business.

    For the record - witches (wiccans) are very nice every day folks who love the earth, respect all spiritual paths and ways of life, and nothing weird about them (well maybe a little odd but not weird hehehe)

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  19. Anonymous8:47 AM

    COD has a major identity problem.

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  20. The SNL skit was hilarious including when COD departed by broom.

    After the Hare Krishna discloseure I thought she is someone who needs to belong to a group willing to become almost anything to say she is one of them. Rational people first have a sense of self, their own values and then find a group to belong to of like minded and interested persons.

    Agreed it was foolish to dress her in black to state she is not a witch. I can't take her seriously for she is an air head.

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  21. Anonymous9:06 AM

    Christine O'Dounnell here.

    I just stopped by to tell you what bad people you are.

    Picking on Sarah, Joe, Sharon and now me- AGAIN!!

    This are serious times here and now. Theses secrets are all in my head and it is not that pleasant.
    If you really knew what I know- then you would not be so quick to laugh. So STOP NOW!!!

    The reason why I know these secrets that you don't know should be obvious. If you can't figure it out, then you are too slow to now.

    The reason why that I am blessed to know all this secret information is that I have the judgment to share the secrets with those who can be trusted to use the information properly, and to share it only with others who also know what to do with the info too.

    Rill patriotism can be served from more than one foxhole-like hiding from all the lamestream media that my friends (HI SARAH!XOXO!!) were so right to warn me of.

    These so called first amendment followers (lamestream media) are busy trying to pry this classified information that is secret from me- and the best defense is to
    hide.

    Elect me and I'll stop hiding, and then I'll tell you all these classified secrets. It would not be right to use them as a tool to win this election for which I have been chosen. (Details of the choosing also classified). I already have some interviews post election win scheduled. Looking forward to seeing you Glenn!!!.

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  22. JenniferinVA said...

    This is like the old LBJ trick. Call your opponent something outrageous and then make them deny it. Ie: "My opponent has sex with pigs."
    Your opponent then says "I am not a pig-fu**er" and voila! All the voters remember is the word "pig-fuc*er" associated with said opponent.
    It looks like O'Donnell fell for the LBJ school of politics. Awesome!


    @ Jennifer in VA....

    Jennifer by the ambiguity of your comment I am uncertain of your take on the COD piece (Pun intended and I think it should be recognized furthermore as an acronym for what ever spews from this woman's mouth) whether you are pro O'Donnell or not so I w2ill take the lower road and assume that you think it funny that she is a PIG FUCKER.

    First of all the LBJ bait to call an opponent out was a great tactic by that politician and won him and others more elections than probably any other tactic used since.

    Secondly Xtine called herself a witch, not someone else. She has also called herself an Buddhist, a Hari Krishna (WTF is that anyway I thought that a Hari Krishna was a person that practiced Hinduism not someone that liked meatballs), A witch as well as a person privy to top secret intelligence (or lack there of) AKA a secret agent.

    You know dear there is a law in the U.S. called the 5th amendment that protects an person from their own stupidity saying that they invoke the right to not incriminate themselves.

    The COD Piece should STFU for her own sake.

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  23. Anonymous9:40 AM

    Also, what the ----! What information is she privy to as a private citizen that we aren't? What B.S.

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  24. LoveAndKnishesFromBrooklyn10:21 AM

    Chrissie, dear--

    I agree. You don't possess the caring spirit and insight of a true Wiccan.

    And you sure ain't me, either.

    What you are, is...

    a real doodyhead.

    I think you can understand that.

    Now please take your campaign fund "salary" (and your Auntie Sarah too, if you don't mind) and fade back into obscurity.

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  25. deebee10:36 AM

    It would be so much nicer to argue stands on political issues. Discussing CoD seems more like poking fun at a mentally handicapped person.
    Of course she's not a witch, but it is kinda magical how she can turn campaign donations into mortgage payments with some left over to go bowling!

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  26. Anonymous11:14 AM

    If I went to Washington I'd shop a lot and visit interesting places, I might even visit the Capitol. So wow, Christine, doesn't seem like you'll be getting much business done, if you're being "me" in Washington, and all.

    Strangest ad ever? Probably.

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  27. laprofesora1:31 PM

    She's going to do what I would do in Washington? How does she know what I would do? By god she MUST be a witch!

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  28. Anonymous3:32 PM

    Who ever decided on that setting just needed to put a wart on her nose to convince us she is a witch. And by her words a witch who dates witches.

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