Sarah Palin is truly the most powerful person in the country ... not just because she led the Republican tidal wave last night ... but because she convinced her First Dude --Todd Palin -- to carry around her purse in public.
Once he was a commercial fishing, North Slope working, snowmachine champ. And now he is reduced to serving as Sarah Palin's handbag carrier.
No wonder she is always using emasculating language against her critics. It looks like she has had years of practice draining the masculinity out of the men around her.
In Todd's defense, and I can't believe I am in any way defending Todd, according to some sources he is VERY well paid to serve as the Grizzled Mama's valet, nanny, and personal guard dog.
Just how many millions of dollars is self respect going for these days Todd?
(Just look at his eyes. Those are the same sad eyes you see on dogs in the animal shelter that have been brutalized by their masters.)
Dresses WAY too young for her age.
ReplyDeleteHuge difference between the neck wrinkles/color and her face.
She looks like one of those old grandma's that try to hard to look like their daughter or granddaughter.
Plastics???
so whats the deal with the two journalists who were fired?
ReplyDeleteThat's why they call him First Bagman and I bet you thought a strong AIP member could only love tea bags.
ReplyDeleteLike a dog who has been kicked by it's master, Todd continues to crawl after Sarah. On a side note, the bag does match his shoes......
ReplyDeleteAhhhhhhh, Todd is looking a bit metro-sexually sad in his designer eyewear carrying Sarah's bag.
ReplyDeleteUsually you only find the husband bag carrier outside women's changing rooms. It's actually tougher to get a male loved one to wander down the street with said purse in their hands. Todd's a good employee though. I wish I had one just like him; only I don't have a few million dollars to keep him. Plus, I might actually want to have sex with my purse carrying, body defending, nasty email sending husband.
I hear that's not part of their errrr "contract".
Okay, that was mean. But I still meant it.
If trouble were brewing, why would that new mansion (workshop/massive office/hangar) have been built? The family just painted it (or maybe that was the old house - painting was just completed). I dont buy these divorce rumors. Sarah and Todd have always done their own thing and supported one another. Todd's parents are no strangers to politics and neither is Sarah's family. Why would her kids brutally defend her as the future president/repub leader? and don't say fear. There are too many loopholes for your allegations and sources to be the truth. and there are many many supporters who deny them - supporters who know Sarah and Todd.
ReplyDeleteI am offended that people find men who carry a woman's bag emasculated. THAT is what will set this country back. Cmon progressives, don't be hypocrits.
Hey tough guy, maybe joe millers protective services can stop the lamesteam media from filming you being a girly boy. Keep in mind, there is nothing wrong with being a girly boy, you just need to embrase it, "like where are the suitcases you limp,impotent, blob of sickening manflesh"? Sound familar? Sound real homey mister tough guy?
ReplyDeleteWhy are you wearing sara look alike glasses? What other humiliating female clothing does she make you wear? I notice you don't challenge anyone in the lower 48. Are you afraid they know you are a girly boy and would stomp your ass tough guy? What an unmanly fucking joke toad palin is.
Yep, Todd is not a happy man. But I guess at the end of the day, when goes into his shop with his big metal toys and counts his bank balance that makes up for:
ReplyDelete1. Believing that the Man is the head of the Household - but giving his power away to Sarah anyway.
2. Having to live with an absolute Harpy who throws things at him.
3. Having to smile and pretend all is well in Palin Marriage land.
4. Putting up with old men giving his wife pink slutty underwear. (My husband would have shoved those undies down that Sheriff's throat to have such gall!)
5. Having to stop doing his manly man stuff like snowmobile racing.
6. Having to put up with his wife making immasculating comments to others.
I could go on, but why should I have all the fun? Anybody want to add to the list with me?
-Hedgewytch
Sarah sure does love the lamestream media doesn't she!
ReplyDeleteBWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - that is all.
ReplyDeleteANon 8:34: Paylin's kids support her because they were told to. What do you think it is some briliant insight on their part?
ReplyDeleteRolf!
These are kids that like their mother's husband do exactly what she says. Fear & $$$ go along way.
To the Palin bot regarding Todd carrying Sarah's bag: THere is a difference between a man carrying a woman's bag and a man who is TOLD to carry the bag as a punishment. This man looks like he is being punished.
ReplyDeleteShe doesn't really like men a whole lot. Can we thank daddy for that?
Scarah wears the cojones in that family!
ReplyDeleteUmmmm Anon 8:34
ReplyDeleteSarah and Todd are not getting divorced. They just sleep in separate houses. They have what you call a fundie divorce. Can't be a political christian, pro-life, mama grizzly if you're divorced from the Papa bear of all your little dysfunctional cubs. Can you?
Sarah's children brutally defend their mother? That sounds harsh. When they defend their mother I would think that would be like any other child defending its parent. They love her. And as far as her kids thinking she could be president, well, they are not very educated, are they?
And as far as the purse carrying is concerned--nothing really wrong with it except Sarah has got a serious nasty mouth about demeaning men's sexual prowess or anatomy. So the purse carrying is funny.
And I am a progressive and still think it.
You'd think the kinky hooker boots would help with Todd's flaccidity problem. Maybe he just can't get her to shut up!
ReplyDeleteOMG, where to begin Anon @ 8:34 a.m. Of course the kids will support their mother. Even if they hate her, no child will allow their parent to insulted by anyone else (except for themselves). Remember the comment from one of the kids regarding how phoney Sarah is? As for Todd, I am sure he loved her once. After all, when he married her, she was pregnant with another man's child. It is quite obvious that they have a brother-sister relationship now. There is no affection whatsoever between those two. Hence her Hanson affair which was confirmed by members of Hanson's own family. As for the new mansion, hey, Todd needs his own "man" room to remind himself that he is still a man.
ReplyDeleteHe's a metrosexual! Metro-metro-maaaan! Todd has become a metroman!
ReplyDeleteRill Murkun men don't carry no stinkin bags.
ReplyDeleteDo you think she makes him get Brazzilians?
ReplyDeleteRemember Gryphen, money follows power. I am sure Todd and Sarah have no pre-nup.....
ReplyDeleteTodd currently is unemployed...but gets free healthcare..maybe he has plans! After all, a guy can only stand so much talk re:2012 and then he can't stands no more!
"she led the republican tidal wave last night"
ReplyDeleteLMAO that was a tidal wave? that was nothing out of the ordinary for a midterm election.
sarah was the leader of the teabagger faction - and just how many of them won? her butt boy didn't even win in her own state. these people need to wake the fuck up - the ratio of teabagger wins was very small (praise the forces) and that reflects squarely on the queen of the teabaggers.
you SUCK sarah! really, this is the best you can do? embarrassing.
@8:34 wrote: "If trouble were brewing, why would that new mansion (workshop/massive office/hangar) have been built?"
ReplyDeleteWhat does that have to do with the current state of a marriage? It was built last year. But since Todd no longer works, it does seem as if he is on the payroll.
This is very appropriate. What else is Todd good for? He's paid enough to carry her bags.
ReplyDeleteNot sad eyes guarded eyes.
ReplyDeleteRemember he has stalked for her, harassed for her, threatened for her, bullied for her, lied for her, heeled like a well trained attack dog for her.
In fact about the only thing he hasn't done for her is kill for her, and with the way he has behaved as her body guard I wouldn't put that past him. He has invested himself totally in her power and earnings.
If she has fails he is left as the empty vessel, and I suspect committing acts of violence to protect against that eventuality would be well within his capacity.
Sarah Palin's clothing budget is way, way up. The hair and hygiene are fair to moderate.
ReplyDeleteHer medications are controlling (most) of the surface mental instabilities.
The pic of her and Todd seems to show a confident team.
This is NOT good for this country.
Anonymous 8:34am It's the money, stupid! Sarah signed the book deal, Todd quit his job. The second house will be useful so Sarah and Todd can live separately and not kill each other. The deal is, he must stay with her and he will be taken care of. He must make personal appearances with her, etc. Duh.. He's a loser and he can't stand it. I think it's very fitting.
ReplyDeletedoes pussy whipped ring a bell?
ReplyDeleteWho dresses these two?
ReplyDeleteThe stark contrast between her neck and face mask makes Sarah look bobbleheadish.
And Todd so needs a little more guyliner.
Is there not an unbroken mirror in their home?
Perhaps it's actually his manpurse. And I have to agree that you are being a bit snarky with this post; I see nothing wrong with a husband carrying his wife's purse. Lord knows she's got plenty of other baggage to carry around with her.
ReplyDeleteREMEMBER FOLKS--
ReplyDeleteSo far, IM is 3 for 3
BRISTOL IS PREGNANT
SARAH and TODD have a FAUX marriage
SARAH did not BIRTH TRIG
(You heard it here first--except maybe #3 was a joint blogger effort-- but G-MAN was the first to show us that there are 2 babies)
ANYHOW, The truth cannot be hidden forever.
Conscious at Last
I just want pay for view
ReplyDeletefight between Levi and Todd...
and mud wrestling between Mercede and Bristol
Sarah usually keeps Todd trailing behind her. Maybe he still has a shred of manhood left as he walks in front this time. Naw...I'm betting she overtook him. But, at least, he has his own sleeping quarters now in the new mansion (pay attention Anon 8:34).
ReplyDeleteCheck out the ET interview where Sarah is asked about date nights with Todd. She shakes her head 'No' while enumerating some activities and stating they have 'fun in Alaska' -- a classic 'tell' of deceit.
http://www.etonline.com/news/102305_Sarah_Palin_Perplexed_by_Polarizing_Label/index.html
There is a love poem that starts out, "How do I love thee? Let me count the ways...." For Todd, now demoted to purse carrying (instead of beating up school teachers), he counts one million, two million, three million, four, what's half of whatever Sarah has right now, let me keep on counting the ways.
ReplyDeleteSarah: ¨People think my power in Alaska is fading. I´ll show ´em who´s boss!¨
ReplyDeleteTodd: ...gulp...
Sarah: ¨Carry my purse, boy.¨
Ah, TMZ is already spinning the losses of most of the Palin-endorsed key Tea players last night. I suspect that Sarah's BFF, the "lamestream media," has figured out that those losses directly preventing a Rethuglican sweep of the Senate is far too complex a thought process for Sarah's adoring simpletons.
ReplyDeleteThe LS media is now prepping rill Amurika for the Quitter Queen's 2012 Presidential run.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRkovnss7sg
ReplyDeleteYou keep saying you've got something for me.
something you call love, but confess.
You've been messin' where you shouldn't have been a messin'
and now someone else is gettin' all your best.
These boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do
one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you.
You keep lying, when you oughta be truthin'
and you keep losin' when you oughta not bet.
You keep samin' when you oughta be changin'.
Now what's right is right, but you ain't been right yet.
These boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do
one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you.
You keep playin' where you shouldn't be playin
and you keep thinkin' that you´ll never get burnt.
Ha! I just found me a brand new box of matches yeah
and what he know you ain't HAD time to learn.
Are you ready boots? Start walkin'!
People stay married for reasons other than commitment, love and happiness. This marriage is convenient no matter how you slice it. I don't care if they keep the convenience or not. They also share the iconic fraud, hoax and sham they represent. The misery that man is has compensation in the money he gets paid to preform. He may be a worse actor than Bristol.
ReplyDeleteThe poor kids are brainwashed. "Obey" or you will have to go camping alone with Grandpa.
Sarah is a big bully and Todd is a big wimp.
ReplyDeleteJust surprised that she's letting him walk in front of her. Usually the help walks behind. Though, upon consideration, I can understand - by keeping him out front, she can keep her eye on him.
ReplyDeleteLooks like screech went through 3 wigs on election night, just once I would like to see the wind blow one off. Fox had to redo the helmet hair
ReplyDeletehttp://www.styleite.com/media/sarah-palin-hair-election-night/
AnnaLynne
Anon 8:55 AM - correction "to remind himself he once was a man"
ReplyDeleteMust suck to be Todd & have peaked as a
ReplyDeleteteenager. He is one of those people that you
marry when they are young & attractive &
you grow older & end up with a mess on your
hands.
Levi is the same way--he is only going
to be attractive until he is 25, tops. Then he'll
get fat & doughy & paunchy. Todd is a
haggard mess--he looks diseased. Levi has
fat ass written all over him...
hey gryph, here's the quitter railing against her enemy #1:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/11/03/sarah-palin-gillespie-caution_n_777893.html
you can hear the hate. it's hard to listen to. she's celebrating right now, but i am excited to see what's in store for her from her own party.
Todd needs more sleep. He is looking slight and like Ballas, Todd Palin is shrinking. He can thank friends like William "Dropzone bill" Fulton to spike his image. The Christianists that love Sarah are really into the games. The Mat-Su Valley is full of farmers and gamers.
ReplyDeleteRemember when he wanked off about "Our summer fun has been kind of taken away from us because of a new neighbor next door who's writing a hit piece on my wife" and he and an unemployed son built an ugly poor constructed fence? What a lasting image they engraved in all our minds. These guys are noticeably limp and need a beard. Like in Hollywood when a man takes a wife to cover other lifestyles.
They have seen Todd, but TMZ is a little off–kilter with that line about "Sarah Palin is truly the most powerful person in the country."
exactly. they are a unified team. Watch the recent vids of Todd campaigning... He's in it for the same reasons. Money is an important factor in relationships. Sarah and Todd were middle class their whole lives. Now they're not. I don't blame them. It's all about making room for the future.
ReplyDeleteI wonder when her 3rd grandchild will be born?
ReplyDeleteIf he has socialist medicine coverage doesn't that include Viagra? NO birth control pills for breeders but certainly the socialists pass out free Viagra and give Todd all he wants.
ReplyDeleteWonder how many Hundred $$ bills are under Toad's pillow in the morning for doing the 'nasty'!!!
ReplyDeleteThe 'Girly Man' gets his jollies being the bully to those like the man at the airport taping her or the teacher with the banner "Worst Governor" -- as he's been pussy whipped at home.
Last post, you implied lots of stuff may be coming out on SP. Well? ETA on that? Insider knowledge? Or, are you just hoping?
ReplyDeleteOh, and, does said stuff have anything to do with Mercede's upcoming post that she promised us?
ReplyDeleteIs that half a Joe Miller beard?
ReplyDeletePalin as a unifying force.
ReplyDeleteShe added, "That heaven forbid that the GOP machine strays from this message. If so, the GOP is through."
'All Religions, All This Singing, One Song'
He oughta carry that bag, that's where Sarah keeps his "cajones".
ReplyDeleteIs Toad on meth? He looks skinny.
ReplyDeleteAnd he has to carry her bag--his balls are in it.
Todd looks sickly to me.
ReplyDeleteDenise (Michigan)
Anon @ 8:34
ReplyDelete"I am offended that people find men who carry a woman's bag emasculated. THAT is what will set this country back. Cmon progressives, don't be hypocrits."
Are you offended by Sarah's emasculating, brash and insulting language of large sects of Americans? The very Americans she wants to lead?
If this idea that Todd is completely under Sarah's thumb resulted just because he was holding the purse, I would think that was a ridiculous assumption. But it's the whole metrosexual, submissive, sad-eyed picture that is telling here. He looks...stuck. Trapped.
ReplyDeletePlus, he looks so different that I would not have known this was Todd Palin if the picture hadn't been captioned.
Todd is fugly and stupid. Who would ever want to do him?
ReplyDeleteWow, they look, like, soooo Hollywood.
ReplyDeleteFurther proof that money does not equal class.
Todd made a choice.
ReplyDeleteG, have you seen this? Interesting. Subtle slapdown.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.economist.com/blogs/democracyinamerica/2010/11/mid-terms
So, did we ever hear a denial regarding Bristol's pregnancy? Grizzly comments on everything.
ReplyDeleteWell, it seems that "thing" they planted on the back of her head for her t.v. time yesterday was missing in action for these photos. Catty I know. But I kept laughing every time Fox had a profile shot of her with Geraldine Ferraro. The Half Term Gov looked utterly ridiculous with her enormous fall. By the way, Ferraro did not buy into any complaining about being hounded by the media--it has been going on forever she said and that't the way it is. Remember, Geraldine had a real dose of it with her husband back in the day, but she is not a complainer. Also, too, Geraldine did not fawn over La Palin in any way, shape or form. She was polite but would not kiss ass when the show hosts brought up the subject of a woman running in 2012 and asked, very leadingly, who that might be. Geraldine said "both sides" had potential female candidates--she said "both" very deliberately--and said she hoped she would be invited back to comment on that process. But she did not stroke the ego of Palin sitting just to the side, literally licking her lips. I thought it was a scream. Ferraro knew exactly what she was doing.
ReplyDeleteIn the close-up photo of Sarah - is that an Adam's Apple ??
ReplyDeleteTalk about a turn-off !!
Have you heard his voice? Todd is kinda girly, that is just Todd. Being a con man for BP all those years gave him gravitas they could spin. He is an adrenaline junkie on the snow and that is how he passed for a manly man he-man. Now he has that sallow look. He needs his back up crew (thugs) to come off more tough. Alone with her is not his best image, walking in front doesn't help either.
ReplyDeleteWell, we're about to get cursed with more of the Palins dysfunctional relationship on their new faux reality show:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.thestar.com/entertainment/television/article/883163--preview-sarah-palin-s-alaska-has-kids-fishing-and-one-barb
All that fucking money she makes to open that trap & all she can afford is a cloth bag ?
ReplyDeleteShe was in NYC for God's sake, couldn't she have gone to Canal St. & bought a knock off Coach, LV, Gucci ?
Every tourist knows about Canal St.
The woman is an idiot in every possible way.
Also, too, Gyphen, that last sentence about Toad sad ''dog at the pound eyes'' was too funny. Had I been drinking liquid I would have ruined computer.
Keep the pressure up on this skank.
NYCgirl
And yes DWTS is fixed. I hope Brisket gives birth on the dance floor.
He, he, the reviews are coming in for Sarah Palin's Alaska, and they are not pretty:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.usmagazine.com/moviestvmusic/news/review--sarah-palins-alaska-2010111
More fun...now we can really see how much thinner Bristol was this summer than she is now. I heart tee vee, but I'll just watch the clips on the internets, don't want Mama, Papa, and Baby Bears to get the ratings ;)
Team Bristol Belly Watch
My aging eyes initially read that first line as "Sarah Palin is truly the most awful person in the country ." and I thought: finally Gryphen reveals how he really feels about the effervescent former Half-Term Governess of Alaska....
ReplyDelete"Palin throws herself into selling the grandeur of Alaska."
ReplyDeleteBristol is doing her part to promote the families next televised atrocity. I am looking forward to more reality like when Trooper Wooten does his book. Also, too, When is the McGinniss book release date?
This TLC show is so bad it could be the last nail in the coffin for Sarah Palin.
When Palin isn't selling grandeur she is also a wife, a mother of five and a grandmother of two and soon to be....
Okay Toadface you are more embarrassing that man with the European shoulder bag on in the Progressive commercial. As Sarah would say man up and grow a pair you P-Whipped idiot. I would never ask my husband to hold my purse. WTF!!!
ReplyDeleteMe thinks that the power Paliln wields is going to be addressed very soon in the backrooms of the REAL Republican powerbrokers. She cost them control of the Senate and that's where the real power lies and the Republican power base won't soon forget it.
ReplyDeleteThe House always turns over quite a bit and at the very least we got rid of a lot of Blue Dogs. Until Palin can deliver the White House and Senate to the Overlords she isn't much use to them.
As far as Todd, I hope he's sticking some money into a separate bank account. Without that he'll always be beholding to someone else and that someone else is a very vindictive person.
TMZ is in cahoots with Van Flien. But have you read the comments? They are not usually in favor of Sarah. Now that I know how low TMZ is, I never ever watch or go on their site.
ReplyDeleteShe and her weird hair are looking better. Todd's looking haggard.
ReplyDeleteNotice she's carrying an IBook or whatever they're called. Is that so she can do GIANT Twitters?
Todd Palin = FASHION MAN.
ReplyDeleteThat's my new name for TP of the AIP. FASHION MAN.
Now, c'mon everyone. Husbands DO help their wives with their handbags. My husband does all the time. He's kind and generous and loves me, so there.
ReplyDeleteBut, that being said, I agree with Anon at 9:03, Toad does have "guarded eyes" and he as done almost anything for her, both subversive and violent. They are a matched pair.
physicsmom
I am beginning to dislike Todd as much as I dislike Sarah. I just don't see him as being the tough guy that he acts like when he tries to intimidate someone who is trying to videotape Sarah.
ReplyDeleteLooks like Todd has gone metrosexual! Man he looks bad:(
ReplyDeleteHey you...OFFENDED ANONYMOUS...even Paris carried her own dog;)
ReplyDeleteTodd does not have the eyes you see on a dog in an animal shelter, they are black and the eyes of a killer. I've looked into Todd's eyes many times since I first met him in '92 and they have changed dramatically.
ReplyDeleteIn the 90's he didn't have that look, around 2000 and certainly since his eyes have turned black and sinister. I know this look, and it only shows on people involved in the darkest most evil things imaginable.
I have personally known 4 murderers in my lifetime, including being a roommate of the only person I know of to be convicted of Matricide in Alaska. His eyes turned black also and he had the same sinister look Todd has when you see him up close. When you talk about skeletons in the closet, that takes on a whole new meaning with Todd
On September 22nd, when I was turning around in the Palin's driveway and Todd and (I'm assuming Track) had to wait for me, the look in Todd's eyes looked familiar. (The crappy road in front of Sarah's mansion is very short with no real turnaround other than her neighbor's yards and they make it VERY clear you are trespassing as does Sarah (signs and makeshift gates).
ReplyDeleteHere's some adjectives: defeated, oh-Christ-there's another Looky-Lou in my driveway, haggard, how-much-more-of-this-crap-do-I-have-to-put-with (sigh). I had enough eye contact time to observe this...
I've seen these expressions in 'BOUGHT' men before. They've lost their manhood. And with that gone, they feel trapped.
I wouldn't doubt that Todd, after Sarah's unsuccessful run for POTUS, will say 'You know Sarah? Screw it. I'm going back to Dillingham, going fishing and best of luck to you and the kids. Especially Track...he isn't mine to begin with. Oh that and fake pregnancy Trig. He isn't mine either. I can't handle it anymore. Just cut me a check and I'm outta here."
And then Sarah will write a book about the divorce and all the SACRIFICES she made to keep the marriage and family together. Bad Todd. Bad bad Todd.
And BTW, the FENCE looked totally ridiculous. Childish. Immature. If America only knew...oh, wait...I'm giving away too much credit to the intelligence of this nation...OMG! DWTS is ON!