Remember how I've said that the more Sarah Palin denies something the more likely it is that it's true?

From People Magazine:

A tabloid report that Sarah and Todd Palin were on the verge of a $20-million divorce settlement had her steaming – and him chuckling – the former vice-presidential candidate tells PEOPLE in its new issue.

"I call Todd on the cell phone [from the grocery checkout] and I say, 'Todd, you won't believe this cover!' And he says, 'Twenty million? Write me a check,' " Palin recounts. "He's good about laughing some of that stuff off."

You know it has been a year and almost four months since the day I first reported that the Palins were having marital trouble.  From what I was hearing at the time if you would have told me that Sarah could have convinced Todd to stay in that frigid excuse for a marriage this long I would told you that you were crazy.

Just goes to show that money may not buy happiness, but it does buy obedience.

Even after all of these months Todd is still playing his part, still acting as her guard dog, and still toting her hideous purse.

And they say romance is dead.