Tonight SPA moves away from the recent embarrassments provided by the girls in the family and moves on to mythologize the Palin boys.

As you can see Track is finally introduced into our living rooms for the obvious purpose of clinching the military support for which Sister Sarah is constantly pandering (Be prepared for much gushing over his selfless decision to join the military), while Trig is trotted back into the limelight to snag the hearts of those extremely important values voters. 

Perhaps no two members of the Palin household, other than the Grizzled Mama herself, have a more important role to play in this reality show/political advertisement as do Track and Trig.  They are the most essential props in Palin's arsenal, which she can use as shortcuts into the hearts and minds of the conservative voting block in this country. So tonight watch for Palin to go for the hard sell over, and over again.

After all if they don't buy her relationship with these two male members of her family then her political aspirations grind to a screeching halt.

Of course, as usual, the facts do not quite line up with the Palin mythology.

Track was a troubled young man, as almost ANYBODY in Wasilla could confess, and even after his return form active duty his behaviors have not improved. As a matter of fact, if anything they have deteriorated.

The very last thing that Track needs is to be thrust into the spotlight to quench his mother's overpowering thirst for media attention and adulation from her supporters. But as with every member of the Palin family, his needs come a distant second to Sarah's ambitions.

But "Shhh" don't tell the Palin-bots. If we were to introduce facts into the Palin political fable they might find themselves unable to see things in the simple black and white they must, in order to digest the steady flow of mooseshit that Snowdrift Snooki constantly shovels into their receptive little brains.

BTW for those still curious about Track's military career, and why it seemed so short, here is a copy of his discharge papers that were received through a simple records request.

I have looked through it and found nothing that raises any red flags, but since so many people still seem confused about how long he served, and when he got out, I thought it would not hurt to provide documentation.

As for Trig, well it should be obvious to any of us who have raised our own children, and especially those who have raised Special Needs children, that Sarah does not even remotely provide for this little boy's needs.

And if you have any doubts about that just watch to see how often he is wearing his glasses and hearing aids.  Taking them off for a photo op is one thing, but this is supposed to be Trig in his natural environment during his day to day activities.

Now if those conservative Mama Grizzlies that support Palin due to her parenting skills weren't complete hypocrites they would call her out for allowing her child to interact with a world he can barely see or hear, instead of providing him the means to use all of his faculties to gather and understand as much information about his environment as possible.

But don't hold your breath.

Update: This is how Trig should have appeared during this entire segment, but if you watched like I did you know that he NEVER had either his glasses on or his hearing aids in.