In a crushing landslide win, Sarah Palin has won the popular vote at RudeOrStupid.com for stupidest person on the planet, beating out such noteworthy candidates as Brett Favre, Lindsay Lohan and George W. Bush. Not to be outshone by the former governor of Alaska, Victoria Beckham took the top slot in the list of rudest people Earth has to offer.
"We weren't surprised by people's opinion of Sarah Palin in general", said RudeOrStupid.com's founder. "But we were surprised that she beat George W. Bush in such a crushing landslide. He's not even close. I suppose it's just one more popular vote he didn't win."
This should really please the Palin-bots in that this is an actual vote that Palin won WITHOUT having to cheat her way to victory. (I seriously doubt that the Teabaggers helped to put her over the top in THIS contest.)
Of course knowing them they will still not be happy. Some people are just impossible to please.
Lost Scenes from $owah PayMe's Alaska:
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frickin hilarious!
ReplyDeletethx, i needed that.
:)
Oh, this is sweeet!
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ReplyDeleteExclusive: An Inside Look at the "Hactivist" Takedown of Visa After WikiLeaks Cut Off
Thursday 09 December 2010
Web pirates are waging cyberwarfare in defense of WikiLeaks, and I had a rare glimpse into the hacktivists' hidden world of Internet sabotage in a secret chat room as the faceless hackers orchestrated the attack that temporarily shut down www.Visa.com on Wednesday evening.
http://www.truth-out.org/exclusive-an-inside-look-hacktivist-attack-visacom65804
IF THEY REALLY WENT AFTER SLEAZY SARAH SHE WOULD STILL BE OFF LINE! LOL
SHE IS JUST NOT THAT IMPORTANT TO THEM! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Congrats Sarwah. Most deserving. Yes indeed.
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Silly Sarah also can be voted on at AmIAnnoying:
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More of her brood (and Michael Palin):
http://www.amiannoying.com/(S(3jxkajbcpoq3hq45zm3jngrq))/search.aspx?lastname=palin
Sarah made the lists:
Daily Nebraskan Top 10 Jackasses [2009] (Ranked: 2)
David Letterman Doesn't Like Me
Dim Bulbs
Do As I Say Not As I Do [Conservative Hypocrites]
FHM-Germany's 100 Unsexiest Women [2009] (Ranked: 10)
Fuckable Republicans
Hollywood Exclusive's Tackiest People [2008] (Ranked: 1)
I am Disliked by Gays
I Gave My Kid a Ridiculous Name
I Married Outside My Race
I Tend to Refer to Myself in the Third Person
Mad Magazine's 20 Dumbest People, Events and Things [2008] (Ranked: 1)
Mad Magazine's 20 Dumbest People, Events and Things [2009] (Ranked: 18)
Zillow.com's Most Wanted Desireable Neighbor [2008] (Ranked: 1)
Palin is headed to Haiti this weekend. What took her so long? The earthquake caused devastating damage almost 11 months ago. What was she waiting for -- a free ride over there or was she waiting for Piper to finish baking some cookies?
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I voted, did you? lol
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Doh!
ReplyDeleteYet another name added to SP's "hit" list.
ReplyDeletehahahahhaahahaaaa - absolutely classic!
ReplyDeleteThe people who didn't vote Sarah the rudest, obviously haven't met her.
ReplyDeleteShe was a shoo-in. Her qualifications are obvious.
ReplyDeleteMore good news for Palibots:
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"Even Evangelicals Are Nervous About Palin, Newsweek's Arian Campo-Flores points out. "
"Surveying the crop of would-be Republican presidential contenders in 2012, some Christian leaders can't muster much enthusiasm," Campos-Flores reports. Why? Religious leaders are nervous they'll have "a repeat of 2008, when they failed to unite behind a single candidate and ended up diluting their strength. ... The two potential contenders with the most grassroots support are Palin and Huckabee." Both have massive followings and helpful TV gigs, but "each has been criticized for running ineffectual, sometimes chaotic, organizations." And key evangelical leader Richard Land says he worries Palin can't beat Obama--too many people dislike her."
"Could She Tackle Obama on Foreign Policy? "
"Former U.N. ambassador John Bolton wouldn't directly answer the question when asked by The National Review's Robert Costa. But Bolton cautioned:
We have to acknowledge that Obama goes into the 2012 campaign with a huge advantage, having been commander-in-chief... He will have the pictures from, for example, his most recent visit to Afghanistan. He will be able to talk the talk. What we need is a candidate who can show that despite the glitz and the glamour, he has not walked the walk. That is the key.
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Oh I forgot that Americans thought G W B was unelectable.. I am wrong, there are too many stupid closed minded people closed in their own little boxes, and no matter what they can see and read, they will still vote Party lines.
ReplyDeleteOk this is what I mean..
If Jesus came to America and declared himself as Independent or democrat, trust me The die hard Palin followers will never vote for him.
So as much as we beat ourselves about Palin, she and people like Michelle Bachman, Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Hannity, know that there is a block of brain damaged who can not see things beyond their nose, and are basically stupid. So yeah, If people choses to be that stupid not to see through lies and manupulations, they deserve the Palin/Beck presidency..
So sad.
$Palin is headed to Haiti with Graham - visiting a cholera clinic with cookies.
ReplyDeleteWhat is she going to Haiti for? Cheap hotels? Is this suppose to make people think she cares about someone besides herself?
ReplyDeleteAnd who says she's not a winner? Congrats, Scarah, I can't think of anyone more deserving! Wow, this on top of PolitiFacts Liar of the Year last year, you must be so proud.
ReplyDeleteShe's going to Haiti? Is this for real? Dear god, haven't those people suffered enough?
ReplyDeleteHad to share this from HuffPo, I am laughing so hard I am crying, just hit me as really, really funny......//.........enjoy Sarah Palin was subjected to a brutal media attack. They broke her entire box of crayons.
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ReplyDeleteI agree with you totally, but what are the rest of us supposed to do if that happens????? I'm scared
Its too durn cold in Alaska this time of year.
ReplyDeleteThe lenses fog in the cold. Too slippery also to wear Naughty Monkeys too.
Time to go South.
Time to make some fishing in the Bikini clips for the fans! On the beach!
O.M.F.G. - She is actually going to a place where she will be in the minority??? (http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2010/12/09/
ReplyDeletetrending-palin-goes-to-haiti/) She will actually go and see more BLACK PEOPLE in one place than in her whole entire life??? Well, at least she is going with Graham(cracker) and his Samaritan Purse. I wonder if she will be bringing cookies to them also, too? (And, again, a $ short and this time ELEVEN MONTHS late - not just 1 1/2 like with Alaskan Natives...
A Palin staffer confirmed the former Alaska governor and 2008 vice-presidential nominee would travel to Haiti with the Rev. Franklin Graham as part of the outreach of his Samaritan's Purse relief organization.
ReplyDeletePalin staffer Rebecca Mansour says Palin is expected to stop at a cholera clinic. She says Palin's husband, Todd, will join her and she believes daughter Bristol will, as well.
Bristol is going ? Must be they have an appointment for an out-of-the-country "whiteout" procedure !
ReplyDeleteNone of those troublesome forms to fill out in Haiti; or any kind of paper trail.
The Palins will do it in Haiti. Evangelist Franklin Graham been praying. What better way to heal Todd of illness. Heal others. Onward ho to Haiti and Cholera healing. God to delay any civil war break out for this brave woman and her family.
ReplyDeleteShe is stopping at a cholera clinic in Haiti?
ReplyDeleteOh boy, here it comes -- can you see the headlines: SARAH PALIN HAS CHOLERA! (Picture of her holding Graham’s hand with a cross in the background and banner proclaiming her sainthood!)
(P.S. Was the story of "Father Damien" on her recently released book list?)
Uh Oh. Her handlers told Pathetic Palin she better get off the money train for awhile and act like she cares about something besides herself. Going to Haiti with that rich elitist Mr. Graham on his private jet. It must be nice to be rich and have it all tax exempt.
ReplyDeleteOT: I about laughed myself silly at comments made about Bristol's response to Margaret Cho. Someone wrote: You can tell it was written by some 40+ PR hack. lol
God, I wonder if Bristol will have the baby in the Dominican Republic/Haiti? Leave here all pregnant, comes back all NOT.
ReplyDeleteSarah is just trying to do damage control. She is a cold-hearted killer and she's been called out for it, so now she has to appear to be humane/humanitarian.
Plus, it is her way of burnishing more 'foreign travel' creds for her run for office, she and the Rev are both Obama haters, so they can get their jollies on his private plane, while they plan how they can pollute the natives with their twisted religious beliefs all the while working out how they can fleece them any way possible.
Grifters in Haiti, damn that should be a movie!
Let's see - Bristol going to Haiti where there is cholera. Hmm - wanna place bets now as to "illness" tables poor Bristol. She will become unavailable for a time. Perfect cover to a "white-out" procedure.
ReplyDeleteSarah affiliating herself with that hateful pretender, faux-Xhristian Franklin Graham isn't going to win her as many supporters as she might think. People still admire his father, but Franklin lives too high on the hog to be believable as a humble servant of the Lord.
I think we need a magnifying glass.
ReplyDeleteI smell a fish in this trip.
What a desperate move.
Hey Sarah, you cant hide even in Haiti. I am black and ofcourse a christian, and we know you are a bigot. No tea party bigots in Haiti. I will be Haiti this weekend too also with a camera you know.
Bristol is going to Haiti with Sarah? White out trip. She will comeback with no curves we saw on Dancing with the stars.
Consider Pregnancy erased by snopake....Whiteout.
@3:45PM - "Even Evangelicals Are Nervous About Palin" - I'm an Evangelical, I love God with all my heart, mind, soul, and strength. I would never, ever vote for Palin. My country, the great US of A is run by the constitution, not the Bible. Although she claims to be a Christian, I still don't want anyone if government forcing their religion down my throats. There's so many interpretations of "Christianity' we should leave that to the individuals to interpret, not the government. I know she'll try to force her hateful, bigoted interpretation into our lives.
ReplyDeleteNot all "christians" bow down to the sarahpalin alter.
Millionaires and their private planes... Bristol won't be subject to a scanner or grope as she passes right by security.
ReplyDeleteWhere is EQUAL JUSTICE UNDER LAW?
Willow will be doing her best Bristol impersonation wearing a hoodie in haiti. Completely predictable.
ReplyDeleteWill Tripp & Trig be fatally exposed to colera? Sarah needs some additional sympathy vote to finalize her goal of becoming (a) POS.
Haiti has a tradition of voodoo. Is this the purpose of Sarah's trip?
Sarah Palin is going to Haiti? Does she know that there are people of color there?
ReplyDelete"Sarah is just trying to do damage control. She is a cold-hearted killer and she's been called out for it, so now she has to appear to be humane/humanitarian. "
ReplyDeleteGood call.
"Anonymous said...
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5:34 AM"
It is OK to be around the Negroes if you are doing
charity. As long as you don't touch them, you won't
catch the black, and if you do have to touch them,
like for cameras & such, you can wipe the black off
on Bill Clinton, black sticks to him, so you are safe.
AMERICA NEEDS SARAH PALIN!!!!
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So glad to see our little story sparked such a great conversation here!
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Politics aside, half the country loves her and half the country hates her, you do gotta admit that even though you clearly chose the most unflattering photograph you could find of Ms. Palin, she still can raise a bulge in nearly ever fertile pair of trousers in the USA, and you are probably included, comeon now. Fess up. You'd do it. Maybe it's the hair, maybe it's the glasses. You want her.
ReplyDeleteHorny troll at 4:40 - have you seen her lately? Hair falling out, weird bumps migrating over the side her face at random....You need your vision checked, pal. Make an appt. You're welcome.
ReplyDeleteStop suggesting I'm not 'book smart.
ReplyDeleteI can see the public library from my front porch