From the TV Zone:
TLC’s hit series “Sarah Palin's Alaska - Season 1” will be coming out on DVD on April 5.
The 2-disc set (all 387 minutes of it) will sell for a suggested retail price of $19.98. But if you want more, Discovery's online store is selling a 3-disc “special edition” version for $10 more that will be available a month earlier. That disc features additional documentaries about the 49th State — but they do not involve the Palin family.
Can you imagine?
How much would you have to hate somebody to give them this is a gift? Hell I don't even dislike Sarah Palin enough to make her watch this mooseshit.
Wait! I thought of somebody. John McCain!
John McCain should be forced to sit through this entire series, "Clockwork Orange" style, while somebody whispers in his wrinkled old ear "Do you SEE what you inflicted upon America?"
Now THAT would be justice!
So what you're saying is that for an extra $10, you can get a dvd with stuff about Alaska that doesn't the Palins!
ReplyDeleteBwahaha!
There is no justice when a lying, hateful piece of white trash like Sarah continues to say and do whatever she pleases without ever being held accountable for what she has done, and she becomes a millionaire on top of it!
ReplyDeletePLEEEEEZE GRYPHEN! Please do something to stop her. Many people like me would stop her if we could, but we don't have the information or contacts that you do.
But for the fact that some of the proceeds would end up in $P's pocket, this would be a pretty good gag gift.
ReplyDeleteWe should ALL send McCain a complete set. He could fill his many houses with video of the she-demon he inflicted on this country.
ReplyDeleteAdd Bill Kristol, Chris Matthews and Beck to the list. What were the ratings for the latest show? I refuse to watch, my ears are sensitive to screeching. Do you think Bristol will be in a reality show from the Arizona desert? Hasn't ANYONE figured out yet that people are sick of this dysfunctional family?
ReplyDeleteIn the battle for the GOP presidential nomination, the survey suggests Palin may have some work to do if she throws her hat in the ring. Only 49 percent of Republicans say that they are likely to support her for the Republican nomination in 2012.
ReplyDelete"That's a huge 18-point drop since December of 2008, when two-thirds of GOPers said they were likely to support Palin. It also puts her well behind potential rivals Mike Huckabee and Mitt Romney.
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2010/12/28/cnn-2012-poll-obama-palin-going-in-different-directions/
Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin's popularity is slipping in her home state, according to a poll released Tuesday.
ReplyDeleteThe survey from Democratic pollster Public Policy Polling (PPP) showed only 33 percent of Alaska voters have a favorable opinion of the 2008 GOP vice presidential nominee, while 58 percent have a negative one.
Out of 10 states where PPP polled the metric, only blue Massachusetts gave Palin a more negative rating (27-68 percent).
Palin is weighing whether to run for the GOP presidential nomination in 2012. Alaska only has three electoral votes, but presidential candidates typically count on their home state as a base of support.
Palin caused a stir in July 2009 when she surprisingly resigned as governor, citing mounting legal bills from multiple ethics probes and concerns about her family.
Alaska Republicans rate Palin less favorably than do GOP voters in other states. Sixty percent of Republicans in the 49th state have a favorable opinion of her, compared to 30 percent who have a negative one. In most other states, according to PPP, GOP support for Palin is close to 80 percent.
Sixty-five percent of independents in Alaska have a negative opinion of her, which is higher than usual, PPP said.
Other states polled by PPP over the past few months include Montana, Ohio, North Carolina, Florida, Virginia, Wisconsin, Minnesota, Michigan and Massachusetts.
http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/135247-no-longer-sarah-palins-alaska
These inhumane viewing techniques are what Palin Nation would need to employ on non-believers. With enough low protein gruel (hunted and cooked up by her highness of course) and 24/7 Fox News / Discovery Channel / 700 Club / ABC Family broadcasts - we'll all give in or jump off a cliff.
ReplyDeleteyes, johnny mac, and maybe some of the gop and evangelists that pushed behind the scenes for her to be nominated. franklin graham ought to have to watch i repeatedly, too.
ReplyDeletehehehehe, sweet justice.
ReplyDeleteLMAO! That would only be the beginning of justice for McGrumpy. The volume would have to be cranked as well.
ReplyDeleteHeck, Baby Trigger will be over a month old by then. Maybe there can be a photo-op and DVD-signing at their lemonade stand in AZ.
ReplyDeleteIs that marshmellow head in the yellow raincoat chuckie or Sarah? I can't tell.
ReplyDeleteMight be worth acquiring a copy or two of the "special edition" as an investment- to sell on ebay once the dimwitted grifter becomes president of our great nation. Just a thought!
ReplyDeleteTLC is still and forever will be on my shit list for this show. The Learning Channel. Not about learning any longer, apparently.
ReplyDelete$19.98?
Wow, I have been waiting & waiting for the price of a season of True Blood DVDs to get below $40, still holding out. So, is $19.98 all that her supporters can afford or is that all that they're willing to pay? That is chicken feed.
I bought my husband the Deadwood Series in Blu-Ray for Xmas. Over $200. Worth every penny. Even at $19.98 the SPA DVD set will be overpriced. I hope that it sells as poorly as her most recent book.
Big middle finger at ya, TLC, you lame-asses, may you lose lots & lots of money over this sad production of yours.
-TXSMR
In every episode of "Sarah Palin's Alaska," there's at least one moment in which someone goes on and on about the grave risk involved in whatever our heroine's going to do next, building viewer expectations so high you begin to wonder if she really survived filming the series, or if the final episode will reveal that the Sarah Palin seen in public over the last six months has actually been an android.
ReplyDeleteBut then, inevitably, she does the Potentially Deadly Rugged Alaskan Thing in question and breaks neither sweat nor nail. At this point in the season, I'm beginning to feel a little ripped off; if she's never going to get mauled by a bear or crushed beneath heavy machinery, it's just not fair to keep teasing us.
I kid, I kid! But seriously, last night's episode featured even more of those moments than usual, and offered a fascinating window into Palin's perception of danger.
Activity: Logging
Expectation of dangerous problems: High. Before Palin uses a chainsaw to cut into an enormous tree, we're warned that if she hits a knot, the blade could kick back into her face. Before said tree falls, we're warned that she could end up under it. Before she operates a shovel logger, we're warned that she could accidentally send the log flying right back through the window of the cab.
Why she conquered her fear and did it anyway: Because it's real Alaskan hard work, and if this show is about anything, it's about Sarah Palin showing her kids what it's like to put in an hour or so of hard work for the camera.
Actual dangerous problems encountered: 0. Zzzzzzzz.
Activity: Stock car racing
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/showtracker/2010/12/decoding-sarah-palins-alaska-danger-ahead.html
Hell, I'd pay $50 not to watch that screechy wretch!
ReplyDeleteAnd $75 to not watch in Hi-Def.
Was it just a mis-typed tweet? On Sarah Palin’s Alaska Sunday, Sarah Palin mentioned the dustup over her use of the made-up word “refudiate,” telling husband Todd she’d merely made a typo while sending a Twitter message on her Blackberry.
ReplyDeleteBut the New York Daily News calls foul, noting that prior to that tweet, Palin had used the word in an appearance on the Fox News show Hannity:
http://www.mediaite.com/print/did-sarah-palin-misremember-how-she-created-refudiate/
That photo of Palin is hilarious!
ReplyDeleteI think instead of Palin doing the Alaska reality show she should have done a comedy show like a Lucille Ball 'I Love Lucy' remake type of show :)
Palin's goofiness and funny face are entertaining.
I'm pretty sure the Geneva Conventions prevent torture sessions like the one you're describing... making them watch reruns of Sarah Palin's Alaska would be cruel and inhumane punishment, worthy of a War Crimes Tribunal. After all, would we want OUR kids subjected to something like that if captured by the other side? Hell no, we wouldn't.
ReplyDeleteMcCain, on the other hand, needs to have it blared at him 24/7 for bringing this ditzy twat to center stage...
I'd pay $10 extra if the DVD set included all the outtakes from the series. That'd be worth its weight in gold.
ReplyDeleteIf I wanted REAL documentaries about Alaska, I'd buy them somewhere else, not want them as an add-on to SPAlaska.
My sister gave me a signed copy of "America by Heart" for Christmas. She proudly told me that she'd gone to Dimond Costco and stood in line for three hours in frigid temperatures just to get it.
ReplyDeleteI, of course, was horrified. I asked her why Palin didn't personalize it with my first name, did she get to keep the wristband, etc. She finally broke down in laughter and admitted that they had a bunch of leftover signed copies for sale and she couldn't resist buying me one as a Christmas gag gift.
I told her that I was glad it was a gag, that I'd thought she'd completely lost her marbles! She really had me going for a few minutes.
Of course the down side is that Palin made money off my sister, but I guess my attempts at masking my complete revulsion to the idea that I was so closely related to a Palinbot were well worth it to her. I told her she should have bought a used one so that the profit would go to the owners of Title Wave instead of Palin, but other than that, it was a good joke!
You have to be a real dumbass to buy that shit.
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