Sunday, December 05, 2010

Okay this is becoming a regular thing. One of Sarah Palin's ghostwriters draws the short straw and is forced to write "Bristol's" response to Margaret Cho.

Now as many of you probably remember, Margaret Cho wrote on her blog that sources told her that the Grizzled Mama had forced the ever expanding Bristol Palin to go on the DWTS to pay penance for totally costing her, and that old fart "whatsisname" that ran with her, the 2008 election. (Because as we all know Sarah Palin would have been the PERFECT candidate if Bristol had not FUBAR'd the whole thing up!)

Well obviously the "thin skinned one" could not let that go without comment, so Sarah/Bristol un-caged one of the Palin family ghostwriters, had them sniff a scarf that Bristol had stolen from Cho during DWTS to get the scent, and sicced them on the comedian.

From the official, mommy approved, Bristol Palin Facebok account:

I met so many interesting people on Dancing With The Stars. It was an incredible experience that I will cherish the rest of my life. I have explained my own motivations for accepting the invitation to dance, which included the simple fact that I was ready to get out of my comfort zone and try something new and challenging. I thought dancing would also be a great way to exercise--and it was. (As evidenced by the completely unprecedented weekly weight gain and bloating.) I thought it would boost my confidence--and it did. Notably absent from this calculus were political considerations. ("Absent from this calculus?" They are not even TRYING to make this sound like Bristol wrote it!) You want to talk politics, talk to my mom. You want to talk rumba, waltz and the beautiful Spanish paso doble, I'm your girl (but if you want to talk to the expert, call Mark).

So with this in mind I was somewhat taken aback  (Okay, seriously?) to read about me in a blog by my friend and fellow contestant, Margaret Cho. In a post she called "Pistol Whipped" she wrote that "the only reason Bristol was on the show was because Sarah Palin forced her to do it. Sarah supposedly blames Bristol harshly and openly . . . for not winning the election,and so she told Bristol she "owed" it to her to do DWTS . . . ." Let me shamelessly steal from Saturday Night Live (A show I never watch.): "Really, Margaret? Really?"

I will give my friend credit for creativity, and extra points for getting so many "facts" wrong in so few sentences. Let me be blunt: my mom did not "force" me to go on DWTS. She did not ask me either. The show approached me. I thought about it. I made the decision. After first worrying for me in terms of being exposed to those who hate us for what we believe in, both my mom and my dad became my number one supporters. Anyone who watched the show could tell I performed better, and I felt better about myself, when they were in the audience. I wanted to make them both proud, but politics had nothing to do with it. Loving my parents had everything to do with it. (The only truth contained in that paragraph is that Margaret Cho is indeed creative. Also worth mentioning is that she is well known for being both painfully blunt and painfully honest.)

It saddens me that people would think that my mom would "blame" me for anything that occurred in the 2008 election--much less "harshly" and "openly." I think that canard (there, I said it again) (The ghostwriter typed), has been floating around since then also. I will set the record straight, though my mom already did in her bestselling book "Going Rogue"; there were a number of reasons President Obama won in 2008, but the primary reason was that the economy was starting to falter and the majority of voters thought Obama could do a better job than my mom and John McCain. It turns out, two years later, the majority of voters were wrong, but we can talk about that another time. The point is, I seriously doubt anyone who considers herself a student of American politics truly believes I impacted even one vote in that election. (For somebody who claims that a person wanting to "talk politics" should "talk to my mom," THIS paragraph sounds SO much like something Sarah Palin would say that it seems almost spooky.  Or of course easily explained by the fact that they are sharing the same ghostwriter.  Which one seems the most likely?)

There you have it. Why do I want to set the record straight? (Because my mom made me, just like she made me go on the stupid show!  Wait let me go!  I want to speak for myse..) Because it is this type of hurtful and false narrative that people promote to make my mom look bad. For 20 years my mom had my back--and for the rest of my life I will have hers.

To my friend Margaret Cho, if you ever have a question, call me girlfriend. Don't ever rely on "sources" who claim to know me or my family. You will be taken every time. (Yeah they will tell the truth!  And we all know how easy it is for people to be fooled by the truth!) And we need to talk. You say you "don't agree with the family's politics at all" but I say, if you understood that commonsense conservative values supports the right of individuals like you, like all of us, to live our lives with less government interference and more independence, you would embrace us faster than KD Lang at an Indigo Girls concert. (Seriously, does ANYBODY believe Bristol could, or would, type that?)

P.S. If you want to baby-sit Tripp, I could use a night off. (Okay now THAT made me throw up in my mouth a little.)

Bristol Palin/Sarah Palin/RAM/nameless ghostwriter.

My only assumption here is that the the Grizzled Mama is so confident that her minions will believe ANYTHING posted on Facebook under her or Bristol's name that she can have her little ghostwriting elves write this completely unconvincing message knowing full well that they will gladly swallow it hook, line, and sinker, without even batting a heavily medicated eye.

Don't believe me?  Here are just a few of the responses on "Bristol's" Facebook page to this post.

Excellently stated, Bristol. Once again, you show your maturity, intelligence & class. I am sure your parents are extremely proud of you!

Not only a great dancer but a great purvayer of thoughts and as said a few posts up,WELL SPOKEN!!! SET EM RIGHT!!!

Right On Girlfriend!!!! You said it..... Keep up the good work...and I would LOVE to babysit Tripp!!!!

Very well said Bristol!! U make sure u let Margaret & others know that U Won't Sit & Shut Up!!! U let her know u We're Reloading & the truth did hurt Margaret & others who tried & wish u didn't go all the way when knew u did & even know u won 3rd place. God Bless you Bristol & u do take after your parents!!!


You do see how much fun the media and certain progressive celebrities can have with this reflexive response tic the Palin's have developed don't you?  All they have to do is call any member of the Palin family out on one of their numerous lies and sit back and wait for the ghostwritten Facebook response.

Here is an example:

"Oh I say Trig (God, is that your actual name?), might I ask why you are never seen wearing the hearing aids and glasses that you clearly require in order to interact with your environment, and to recognize which one of the Palin family members/staff is failing to adequately care for your on any given day. Oh and by the way, does your real mommy ever call?"

 Sincerely Stewie Griffin.

See how much fun could be had? I mean you just know that Trig/Sarah/RAM/nameless ghostwriter will have to respond to THAT!

With any luck the ghostwriters will be kept so busy repudiating (Yes I am choosing to use the correct word.) the various challenges to the Palin family mythology that they will not have time to write any more of Sarah Palin's "bestsellers."  For that reason alone this is a more than worthy endeavor.


  1. Mike W2:29 AM

    Hi... Nice work G man! Please excuse the off topic reply but you have to read this:

    it's a little dated but really a good read. Amazing how well the rest of the world knows SP!

  2. Aussie Blue Sky2:35 AM

    Damn, I would love to hear Bristol Palin or Mama Canard trying to even read that little speech out loud.

    Bekki, you rilly need to learn to rill it in.

  3. Anonymous2:46 AM

    The real Bristol woiuld have said something like "Listen you lesbo, remember the confidentiality agreement you signed? The one where nobody was to say anything about me that was true? Well, my mom's lawyer will be getting in touch with you. My mom will RUIN you like she has other people. You can still send a baby shower gift. Oh, and I am a better dancer than you, I came in third. Plus, I look GOOD, even after several pregnancies.

  4. Anonymous3:04 AM

    I actually think it's pretty ridiculous for Margaret to have written that blog post and obviously other motivations compelled her to do it. People mentioned the video where Mark meets Sarah at the compound. Bristol says quietly (text on screen) "Did you think I was going to make a fool of myself" (ok not verbatim but I dont feel like looking it up for accuracy). If Sarah really blamed Bristol for anything (openly and harshly - really Margaret? icing on the cake much?) Bristol, whos shown herself to be incredibly strong willed (like her mother) would not have followed this life path, would not be anti Obama as her father is, would not leave political responses to friends pictures and statuses, would not defend her mom at every waking moment. She also would not be able to take pictures and look friendly in pictures without some form of disgust.

    Using Bristol to attack and bring down Sarah is NOT The way to go here people. We just look like evil people trying to destroy a family. There's plenty to use based on Sarah's record. Let's start leaving the family out of it. We will never win that way. We accuse republicans of playing dirty all the time. Well, attacking a politicians family is the ultimate in playing dirty and not acceptable behavior for any moral person.

  5. Anonymous3:16 AM

    the lady left Wasilla in depth and she has the answers for the economy ?give me a break!!!
    Tax cuts is all they got, worked so well the last decade.

  6. The spelling & grammar in the comments is better than what I expect from the Peabots so the gostwriters must be writing comments also too.

  7. MC30313:19 AM

    Oh my God. "Really, Sarah, Really?" (taken from a show I don't watch my ass)

    That was beyond execrable. (yeah, Sarah, look it up.) And the fact that the minions fell for it. WAKE UP! Please! Your sanity is slipping away.

    Love your comments in there, Gryph!

  8. Anonymous3:31 AM

    Sorry, Gryphen, none of you Alaska bloggers rate reprisals from the Palins anymore. You can say whatever you want. The shameless name-dropper Palins now place their precocious names in printed paragraphs only with the rich and famous. I'm guessing few people are aware of the Tre/Bristol/Willow Facebook exchange or WGE video, but whoa -- Letterman? Olbermann? Cho? Murkowski? And let's not forget Obama. I'm waiting for Kennedy next. Buzz buzz.

    BTW, I watched a documentary recently which showed Obama returning a speech to his speech writer with edits. The page was covered with Obama's handwriting -- deletions, insertions, remarks. Your analogy of the scarf-sniffing dog being commanded to "sic em" is so apt; I imagine the Palins reading the drafts, giggling, and adding comments like "Right on!" "Super" and "Great" before tossing the writers some meaty bones paid for by SarahPAC.

    The documentary was about Presidential photographers, how the photographic documenting of Presidents began with Kennedy, accelerated with Johnson, and has been embraced by every President since with one notable exception: Nixon, who severely restricted access.

  9. Anonymous3:40 AM

    OMG. Can the Palins become any more ludicrous? Did Bristol's actual friends read this on FB? I can imagine what their reactions would be.

    inside the beltway

  10. Anonymous3:42 AM

    Don't know if Margaret Cho wants to get into a war of words with the ghostwriter but I would love to see her do a smack down in her own no holds barred style.

  11. Anonymous3:58 AM

    Considering Bristol's entire vocabulary consists of: Yeah, This Sucks, and It's So HARD Being a Single Mom...

  12. Anonymous4:05 AM

    Now way in hell did a 19-20 year old, GED (?) young person would write anything close to that without being an English student. How damn stupid do they think we are?

    That said, you are ever so right Mr G. The facebook minions are out this morning, lapping up the Bristol pablum that she (supposedly) is putting forth. They seem to think she is the NEXT Goddess of the USA. Please people, get friggin' real. Enough of the BS. This girl is a nothing. Really she has done nothing, and has gotten the world handed to her. It has became the Palin Family way.

    I personally wouldn't believe it, if I weren't seeing it before my very eyes. They can do nothing wrong, it seems. Help us, someone!

  13. Anonymous4:21 AM

    Gryphen... pictures of Bristol with bun in oven can be sold.

    Get crack'n... earn some money.

  14. Anonymous4:34 AM

    Once again, it leaves you to wonder if the ghostwriters are having a laugh at the Palin's expense? I mean really - that is so over the top! It's the same theme as "I'm not a whiner", who goes on to whine.


  15. London Bridges4:45 AM

    Both Margaret Cho and Kathy Griffin are up for a Grammy.

    The Palins? Fifteen years to life?

  16. Anonymous4:46 AM

    The audacity of the Palin's. This is unfuckingbelievably insulting! To pass off anything other than, 'it sucks,' or 'it's's awesome,' as Bristol-speak if ludicrous.

    And under a Palin regime, our economy would br recovered by now? The only thing plausible is that Gays would have less Government intrusion, in that the Palin Administration would sit back and do nothing while Church's like Anchorage Baptist Temple aggresively fundraise and obtain public dollars to attack the LGBT community.

    Fuck you ghostwriter, Sarah and Bristol. It is astounding you guys are in the public eye. You humiliate yourselves and embarrass the rest of us that don't have Heath / Palin blood in our veins. And unless you have more and more babies, there will be more of us than there are of you and tour slavering fans.

  17. Anonymous4:48 AM

    I would like to see real-time footage of these great brains 'composing' these epic retorts to the haters.

  18. Anonymous4:59 AM

    Bristol did not write this. You can tell by the writing style. She would have said "margret cho sucks. She is just on here to talt s**t with her loser self!"

    Caribou Snooki Moose Poop Quitter Queen Barbie didn't write it either. She would have said "margret is just jealous of Bristol because she dances so good and she is here again apart of the lamestream media also too and not apart of rill a'murica"

  19. Anonymous5:05 AM

    Gristle could use a night out from Tripp, the biggest Joy yet Mistake of her life? She's been partying on the dance floor for four months, now that she's back to being just a regular common sense Family Values unwed young mother, she already needs a break?

    And offering her child to a foul-mothed bisexual to boot. LOL.

    I'd have Cho take my kids before a Heath - Palin anyday.

  20. Anonymous5:10 AM

    Perhaps RAM could clear up the whole hookworm rumor.

  21. Anonymous5:19 AM

    Uh, the most chilling sentence was how she would "have her mother's back for the rest of her life" = keep the family's secrets and continue to lie for them.

    These kids are going to be in therapy a loong time if they are ever to heal from their "mother" and her manipulation.

  22. Anonymous5:22 AM

    I thought the show asked Todd Palin first to go on the show. At least that is what Palin said.He didn't want to, so Sarah offered up Bristol.

    And no, Bristol did not write that.

  23. Anonymous5:23 AM

    Yeah, cause everything the Palin's spin should be taken at face value. If Margaret had anything to write about the Palin's, why oh why didn't she just ASK the Gristle?

    Margaret and Kyle are heavy people. They literally worked their butts off. Cho lost a couple dress sizes and she was voted off EARLY and Kyle lost like, 8 inches on his waist.

    Bristol? Exercise? It is to laugh.

    Bristol, do yourself a favor, turn the wide-load cheek and ignore a 'blog' posting. You are only making it news and the hits on Margaret's blog are only going to climb.

    But we are talking Mama Grizzly here, so she'd force an implausible, advised-against, inexplicably written response out of her dull-witted daughter also.

  24. Anonymous5:31 AM

    Microsoft Word has a Readability Statistics function when you check spelling and grammar. I copied in RAM's little Bristol rant, minus Gryph's comments, and here is how it rated it:
    630 words
    37 sentences
    4 characters per word ( small words!)
    Reading Ease 69%, the higher, more readable.
    Grade Level 7.6

    So does RAM write on a 7th grade level, or she was trying to dumb it down so it sounded like Bristol? 7th grade. That's Sarah's mental age. That's Bristol's mental age, and it's probably RAM's mental age. I think the KD Lang comment and the comment "the right of individuals like you" was trying to make a clever threat about Cho being gay.
    I think RAM's writing sounds like Sarah and Bristol for the same reason RAM is so attracted to Sarah: she is as thinskinned, bitter and retaliatory as Sarah. Just another 13 year old mean girl trapped in a 40 something body.

  25. WakeUpAmerica5:33 AM

    OMG, I laughed through the whole thing. Of course, Bristol didn't write that. Any "moran" should be able to tell that it is written by someone with more education and sophistication. What a crack-up! I liked the part where she said " her bestselling book..." just in case we didn't know how well the book did. They ghosties are trying to paint Bristol as intelligent and world-wise. Hah!! She doesn't even know the correct use of "your" vs "you're". So she's going to use "calculus" in her rant? How stupid are these people? Never mind.

  26. Anonymous5:35 AM

    anon @ 3:04am, delusional much?

  27. Anonymous5:43 AM

    Is Girlfrend even used any more? What a bunch of cun(t)-(ret)ards.

  28. Anonymous5:45 AM

    Which kid is going to write the mommie dearest book?

  29. Does brisstal even know who KD Lang is?????? They sure did take a while to respond which proves they had to work really hard on the content, and they were REALLY pissed off about it. I actually thought that maybe brisstal would have some class and just not respond, but NO! Mommy is still in charge of my life. It was also interesting to read how much brisstal "appears" to know about the political process and why they lost. HA I am pretty sure her mommy still doesn't know what the V.P. does. Brisstal, honey, I doubt you could name 10 of our 50 states. Yes, Gryphen, the most telling part about the whole thing is that Cho is known for her complete honestly and inability to keep it to herself and the paylin camp is not considering that part of this equation. I agree with Anon 2:46--that sounds much more like it.

  30. Anonymous5:57 AM

    There should be a website that only shows a webcam from behind a piece of paper.

    On the paper, contributors could write anything under the guise of being $arah, Bristol, or any other member of the intellectually challenged clan.

    It would get a lot of hits.

  31. Anonymous6:00 AM

    "Any "moran" should be able to tell that it is written by someone with more education and sophistication. "

    That's why I copied it into MS Word and rated it. It's not educated, it's not sophisticated, it's not something written by an English student. It's written at a 7th grade level. The sentence structure is very simplistic, not interesting and varied. It's written mostly as Subject - Verb, with the occasional prepositional phrase or big word thrown in to make you think it's sophisticated. It's not. It's Junior High level, like RAM's and Sarah's and Bristol's minds. That's why the bots eat it up: it's tailored just for their mentality.

  32. Anonymous6:02 AM

    LOL! Gryphen, you crack me up. "un-caged". Classic. The only people that believe this drivel are her diehard bots who think Reality Teevee is real. My Repub friends all think Palin is a dimwit.

    OT: I was watched the Dem Senators' news conference on CSpan after the tax vote. You should be as proud of your Sen. Begich as I am of my Sen. Sherrod Brown. No wonder Pathetic Palin wanted him to resign! He is everything she is not; a man who cares about the people, not his bank account.


  33. Anonymous6:02 AM

    Anon @ 3:04, we'll leave the family alone when they leave the country alone. Deal?

  34. Anonymous6:02 AM

    Exactly right @5:31! Didn't Becky M. try to get a paid gig with the Obama campaign and when they turned her down she went sniffing behind Stupid Sarah?

    I'm sure the Obama campaign saw right through the obviously disturbed, failed screenwriter and quickly decided to take a pass on her 'skills.'

  35. Anonymous6:04 AM

    Apparently, stupid Bristol is unaware that her mother ALREADY STATED that she was asked first to dance, then Todd. THEN, DWTS may have called Bristol, but she was definitely not the first choice.

    The call-in votes were manipulated by the bots and were not checked until the last week of the show. When the brakes were put on the multiple votes from the same IP address, Bristol was no longer on top. She never should have come anywhere near third place. Her lack of ability to do anything more than shimmy meant she should have been first off the show. If not for the cheating, she would have been first off the show and deservedly so.

    The world is laughing at SP and the mini-me (the bloated SP welp).

  36. Anonymous6:06 AM

    I'm willing to bet a couple of the comments were ghost-written, as well. What a farce. It just gets worse everyday. The family is out of control.

  37. Anonymous6:07 AM

    I guess we can add Margaret Cho to Sarah's enemies list. BTW sure I believe Bristol wrote that response. Sounds just like a high school drop out. NOT.

  38. Anonymous6:11 AM

    KD Lang did an amazing Indie film called Salmonberries, directed by a German wunderkind and filmed on location in Kotzebue.

    She played an Eskimo orphan named Kotzebue cause that was written on the box she was abandoned in. Check out her song 'Barefoot' from the soundtrack. Haunting and beautiful.

    KD Lang is more Alaskan, Eskimo and a woman than all the Palin women put together.

    M in BET

  39. Anonymous6:14 AM

    The Palins are so pathetic that they have to outsource their rants--to non-professionals who have never worked in politics. Sorry, but RAM is not a seasoned politico. And on a writing note: Her dialogue skills are nil.

  40. Anonymous6:15 AM

    @3:04, I'll leave "the family out of it" just as soon as Sarah Palin does the same. Both for her own family and for the First family of the U.S.

    As I don't see either of these things happening, I'll keep on addressing the Palin family's nonsense as I see fit. T

  41. Anonymous6:26 AM

    Here is something all people that are being censored by the Palin maffia should own: The Swann
    DVR-421 PenCam Mini Video Camera & Recorder - It looks like a pen, but has a USB drive in it where you can either take pictures or videos with the click of a button! (right now, it is only $49 at Costco)

  42. Anonymous6:28 AM

    Well at least Becky used the word "canard" correctly this time.

    Can you just imagine how much the people who had to work with Bristol on DWTS loathe her? What a weak, spoiled little nasty piece of work she is.

  43. i went to h.s. and college in the 90's and am very familiar with the work of k.d. lang and the indigo girls, but that comment made absolutely no sense. could sarah have written this one? is she having to tighten the old ghostwriter belt because her book isn't wasn't embraced faster than going rogue at a costco? (that made more sense).
    i like the canard tantrum - i have never witnessed someone throw such a tantrum over an SAT vocabulary word - possibly when one gets all wee-wee'd up because they don't know the word, but not someone who claims to know it.
    i also don't get the baby-sitting trig thing. is she trying to say that cho doesn't really know her, or just putting on the bloody martyr costume again?
    because there are so many questions, i wonder whether sarah wrote most of this post herself and just had RAM polish the you know what - don;t want to be any more offensive than a palin on a given day. it made too little sense to be ram. o the mysteries that lurk behind the leering face of sarah palin's myface page, written in outer spacebook.
    this was entertaining. something tells me cho will chuckle.

  44. anon @3:04 am, the palin's are tis year's trashy reality show family, like the gosselin's of yesteryear. they chose it and are getting paid handsomely for it. bristol is no longer a child and is getting involved with politics herself by going around on her do as i say not ass my womb has done tour. we are not attacking them, just pointing to their obvious hypocrisy and the blight they are causing on american discourse and unity. that's as much as i will waste my time feeding you.

  45. ps gryph, hilarious commentary!

  46. Anonymous6:38 AM

    I thought DWTS approached her dad, Todd.... I guess, the ghostwriter forgot...

  47. Complicated trail to sign in this a.m. Anyway.

    It took a really, really long time for someone--we'll never really know who--to assemble a grammatically correct "response" to Margaret Cho's comments. Maybe some savvy wired person should put together a regular program that would keep Alaska's most famous Grizzley busy with Facebook fights and distract her from her daily demagoguery.

    And before I forget, thank you for keeping The Mudflats handy. That is one awesomely entertaining read.

  48. Anonymous6:43 AM

    Anon @ 3:04,

    Did you even read Margaret Cho's post? It was kind and supportive of Bristol and criticized the public for piling on her during DWTS. Cho was defending Bristol. She made the mistake of suggesting that Sarah pushed Bristol into being on the show as payback for embarrassing her during the campaign and that's what set SARAH (not Bristol)off. If this is how Bristol responds to someone who is trying to be in her corner, or if this is what she allows her mother to do in her name then, no, she isn't an innocent untouchable victim. She puts it out there (or allows her mother's political machine to), she needs to 'man up' and deal with the repercussions.

  49. Anonymous6:47 AM

    KD Lang should have been left out of the whole thing. They are trying to stir things up. Typical abusive behaviors. I definitely feel they are a family of abusers.


  50. Anonymous6:48 AM

    What is the saying...if doth protest too much? Talk about overkill in trying to debunk something, it's worse than Sarah's typical rants.

    What's really pathetic is that Inside Edition ran a story on Bristol's last rebuttal against Keith Olbermann as if it were real and they stated how Bristol was fighting back, while they quoted some of the FB comment. Good Gawd, you'd think they would not believe this and/or see it as newsworthy, now Bristol's FB postings are in the news? What is next!

  51. Anonymous6:50 AM

    Bristol may come out of this mess as even MORE nauseating than her mother! How is that possible?
    They "ain't" doing her any favors writing in such highfalutin' language---makes her sound like a 20 year-old OLD LADY (HaHa)

  52. Anonymous6:53 AM

    Anon@3:04:"Using Bristol to attack and bring down Sarah is NOT The way to go here people. We just look like evil people trying to destroy a family. There's plenty to use based on Sarah's record. Let's start leaving the family out of it. We will never win that way. We accuse republicans of playing dirty all the time. Well, attacking a politicians family is the ultimate in playing dirty and not acceptable behavior for any moral person."

    Fuck you, fraud. Bristol's in it to her eyeballs and gets no pass from me at all. She's Sarah's maxi-me and getting a bigger attitude (and belly)day by day. Had she/RAM/Sarah not made the jab at the end of the FB post about KD and Indigo girls, I might have laughed at this sorry excuse for honesty. But with that jab, Bristol/Sarah/RAM, you go down, down, down to the bottom of the slag heap. Bris, how much precious time in your day did you spend on this glorious crap when you could have been enjoying life with your sons? Oh, that's right. Being a single mother is hard work (even though you say you had to get away from your "comfot zone.") You've never done a fucking thing in your life you didn't want to do you spoiled little shit. Get off of my planet.

  53. Anonymous6:54 AM

    Why do the Palin's feel the need to respond to everything that is said about them in the media? If they want to be celebrities, they better learn from celebrities to brush these kinds of things off. Because it looks like they have something to hide and they look thin skinned.

  54. Anonymous6:57 AM

    What's even more cowardly about this post is that Sarah uses Bristol again. Of all the comments against Palin herself in the last couple of weeks, she decides it's easier to deploy Bristol front and center to fight her battles. This is so beyond disgusting I'm sick before by day even starts. Melly

  55. Anonymous6:58 AM

    What's sad is if this rant on FB is written at a seventh grade level, then it is several levels above where Bristol's verbal skills are.

    Gosh, Sarah, good job. Raising a child to adulthood whose entire range of adjectives to describe the world go from "sucks" to "awesome."

    Two rules for hiring and retaining a competent ghostwriter:
    1. make sure they can write in the vernacular the "author" uses because it creates the illusion of authenticity; and,
    2. make sure the ghostwriter isn't so smart that he or she is ridiculing you through these obviously inappropriate responses.

    Someone very close to you is laughing at you, Sarah.

    They have had enough, but you are incapable, it seems, of recognizing their disgust.

  56. Facebook Lurker6:58 AM

    Here's a real back and forth between my Facebook Lurker page and Bristol:

    ME December 2 at 5:55pm
    Hey, congrats on the new baby you're expecting! It's the talk of Wasilla. I hope Tripp gets a little sister this time

    Bristol: December 2 at 7:36pm Report
    Haha hey - I know your a lonely little fella but get a life! You're a loser man, that's why you have dedicated your facebook to try and clown on some stranger you don't even know. That sucks your life is THAT boring :)
    Sent via Facebook Mobile

    ME: December 2 at 8:37pm
    Oops, sorry, a friend of Aprils told me you were pregnant . I guess it's not true then?
    Sent via Facebook Mobile

    (No response from Bristol)

    Me: December 3 at 8:52am
    Your silence is deafening...speaks volumes. May I suggest getting out in front of this story to your favorite tabloids, or putting these rumors to rest once and for all?

    (Again, no response from Bristol)

    I just sent this message to her you can see she sent a predictable, prompt response in typical Bristol fashion. SHE NEVER DENIED THE PREGNANCY, and when I just came out and asked her she stopped responding altogether. If the girl wasn't preggers wouldn't she do that? And, yes, I made screen shots.

    I then got some nasty messages from her friends within minutes. These Palins are sooo predictable, right?

    I am telling you now there will be an exculsive 6 figure spread in some tabloid very soon with a sob story about this pregnancy. Count on it.

    I would have left this alone, but Bitch Jr has gone too far this time.

  57. Anonymous7:02 AM

    Bristol, honey, you are only 20. You have a chance to become something better than your mother. You have a chance to evolve beyond hate, beyond pettiness, beyond ignorance.

    Are you going to embrace that chance or blow it?

    Who you become is up to you.

  58. Molly7:02 AM

    I think someone who writes such insightful and well-written responses has talents that are clearly being wasted as a mere "office manager".

    Canard, shmenard. Menard? HA

    Personally, I think what REALLY got SP's goat is that people here were saying that BRISTOL was the source for the Margaret Cho insider info. They couldn't let that go......

  59. Anonymous7:07 AM

    Sad to say that if this rant was written on a 7th grade level it is still written above Bristol's verbal abilities.

  60. Anonymous7:07 AM

    " would embrace us faster than KD Lang at an Indigo Girls concert."

    Oh no she di-in't!

    That should clear up any misconceptions Margaret had of Bristol being "sweet". Even if she didn't write it, she had to OK it. Hopefully Margaret has plenty more dirt where that came from and starts naming names.

  61. ok, so i have reread the kd lang comment, and as i understand it on the literal level, "britol/sarah/paid turd polisher writer," states that if a bisexual such as cho truly had the intelligence/commonsense/psychic ability to understand the oft mentioned but never explained commonsense conservative principles that the palin's espouse and live lives of esteem by, she would embrace those principles and the palin's themselves (though do we really think a palin would embrace an ASIAN BI-SEXUAL HOLLYWOOD ELITIST?!? - three strikes!) faster than such a raging lesbian/bi-sexual as cho herself would embrace k.d.lang at an indigo girl's concert.
    oh, the stupid burns this morning!!! she might not have called cho a slur, but she certainly got in a dig at her sexuality (through whatever writer cleaned this up for sarah, my guess). and then she asks her to babysit? (head scratching)

  62. Anonymous7:12 AM

    Get it straight, Sarah.

    Either DWTS wanted Todd and settled for Bristol or DWTS contacted Bristol first or you hide the truth from Bristol about Todd being first.

    Gees, Sarah. We're familiar with the saying "talking out of both sides of your mouth," but honestly, you have must have a sieve between your lips because so many stories come pouring out.

    You are the reason no one trusts what you say. You have too many versions of every single event in your life to be taken seriously.

    Simplify, Sarah, simplify.

    Oh - and remember - you live in the 21st century with audio and video records. Inconvenient, I know, but we can track your lies and inconsistencies so easily. Just saying.

  63. Head Doctor(for reall)7:12 AM

    This just illustrates and proves again what a serious personality disorder/mental illness Sarah Zpalun has. Of course Bristol didn't write this. Anyone who has followed Sarah Palin for a short time sees how she HAS to respond to EVERY SINGLE slight against her, whether real or imagined. It's so much more than being thin skinned!.
    Just imagine Sarahs brain ticking away. I would almost feel sorry for her except she's such a caustic bitch, I can't. Her hatred of liberals or anyone with different beliefs is so profound. She would be a horrible president as we all know. Her job would be to lead and benefit EVERYONE, not just the extreme who follow her!

    Sarah still can't believe that she affected the 2008 election either. And she NEVER seems to learn and grow from criticism!! Do you know how many people have probably told her to NOT respond to every criticism?? I'm sure her advisors have told her that this only brings attention to things that would blow over quickly. A person who wad well adjusted psychologically would LEARN after awhile and would stop making things worse!

    But Sarah just can't help herself! I think she had a severe borderline as well as a narcissistic personality disorder.
    She needs psychiatric help and her family and advisors should push her to do that rather than coddle to her.
    I have worked with many patients like this and the family is typically walking on eggshells around someone like this.

    Sarah is not a happy woman. She is probably isolated and tormented over all and any negative comment. Truly we should pity her because she is creating her own downfall. And she has trained her children to over react this same sick way to all slights, real and imagined. These poor kids are headed for lives if unhappiness and mistrust of others. They have also been taught to hate and to ridicule anyone with different beliefs.

    Todd Palin.... You should stop enabling Sarah and get help for her and your kids. This is heading towards a disaster if you dont do this. Wait and see or put a stop to this for your childrens sake.

    I do pity the Palins, even Sarah. Her show is a fantasy in her head. Just look at how fragile her ego is. It's pathetic, the whole thing. And I predict an unhappy ending if/when She runs for president. She is not well emotionally and wont be able to take it. Remember Game Change and how she broke down?? This will be 100 times worse and she's dragging down her poor kids.

    Only Todd can stop this downfall. Unless his primary motivation is power and fame. They have money.
    Get your family help Todd. Get out of your denial and "man up" against Sarah for Gods sake.

  64. angela7:13 AM

    The Palins have too much free time on their hands.
    Interestingly enough they don't seem to use it to pay attention to taking care of their kids. No busy parents have time for this much crap; although we know some beaten up writer flogs their hallucinogenic rantings.

  65. Anonymous7:27 AM

    I little comment on Cho's board:

    Heather says:
    12/2/2010 at 3:02 pm
    Seriously, Margaret, Honey, I think the wittle gween monsta got a hold of ya….. Can some one say JEALOUS……Cause that is what you are girlfriend….do the world a favor keep your political issues to yourself you damn hypocrite…..You call for an “END” to Gay Bullying yet you Liberal Dumbasses attack and bully yourselves when something doesn’t go your way? PA-LEASE, also your not even good enough to be called a jackass for your national symbol cause at least the animals are cute and have ten times more the intelligence than all of you put together even if the only thing they can say is HEE-HAA, I think it a true insult to the race of donkies to categorize all of you people with them….. And who the hell are you again? Oh that’s right an F-rated comedian…. do us all a favor you and all your liberal buddies shut your hypocritical mouths because ummm that’s why you where booted off of DWTS, honey no one cared for the disgustingness that you stood for…Thank you and Good Day

  66. Anonymous7:36 AM

    KD Lang & The Indigo Girls? Really?

    That was a slap at gays.

  67. Anonymous7:51 AM

    Personally, I'm glad KO made her WPITW. I think he's just baiting Palin and it worked perfectly. They overreact (just like the Letterman deal) and make themselves look stupid again. I hope its MSNBC/KO testing the waters as well to go deeper in to the real Palin scandals.

    And that refrigerator clip from the SPA show airing tonight must be the stupidest thing I've seen on TV in a while. Uh, I believe Wasilla has grocery stores....pretending she has to go out a shoot some animals or the family will starve. What a farce (and I suspect just another "rebuttal" to an earlier comment someone made that when a film crew was coming Todd was running around trying to get moose meat since they never really have any)

  68. Anonymous7:51 AM

    Soon Bri$tol will have her own enemies list just like her Mama.

    1. Levi Johnston
    2. Mercede Johnston
    3. Family Guy
    4. Kathleen Gustafson
    5. All Haters
    6. Facebook foes Tre, Imran, Matt
    7. Keith Olbermann
    8. Margaret Cho

  69. Anonymous7:53 AM

    I can't even BEGIN to tell you how profoundly insulting this facebook post is.

    But first of all, what I found so striking is that the supposed independent Bristol is completely merging her own identify and beliefs with her mother. And she wants to be left alone now? After all the "we" this and "we" that, and political attacks on Obama? Bristol, you're out there now babe, so buck up. Cause more is comin your way and deservedly so.

    Damn! Every time I try to like this girl, every time, she just spits out her usual mean girl trailer trash rhetoric and gets me to turn my nose up at her again.

    And no way she wrote this, anyway. They expect us to believe that a girl who can't finish a sentence uses words like Canard, Absent and Calculus? Who says Calculus????? Who in the hell wrote that?

    Wow, she calls Cho her friend. If she's her friend I wonder what she does to her enemies. But I'm surprised at Margaret. She knew her statement would not go without reprisals, so why did she even give them the opportunity. If I were here I'd smack her right back, right now.

    And no, bitch, your mother (and you now apparently!) does NOT support me or my rights, or Margaret's. You won't let me marry. You won't let me adopt. You won't let me come out at work without being fired or harassed. You won't let me be able to book a freaking bed and breakfast in one of your "real america" towns without the snotty clerk asking me why two women are renting a room with one bed, you won't let me in your church, and you won't let my stepdaughter talk about her family at school. So please shut the f*ck UP!

    And what the heck was this line? "you would embrace us faster than KD Lang at an Indigo Girls concert." What does that mean?? All lesbians listen to Indigo Girls, even if they like Country Music instead, like KD Lang? My god.....what would she write about her black friend, that she likes watermelons? Merry Christmas Shaniqua! Watermelons and Chicken Wings for ya! (you betcha!)

    oooooooh, just put that grifter girl in front of me right now, just for 5 minutes.

  70. emrysa8:05 AM

    these people are so stupid to believe bristol wrote this. if I had fans and they were this damn dumb I would become a hermit. so embarrassing.

  71. emrysa8:08 AM

    anon@ 2:46 am sez:

    "The real Bristol woiuld have said something like "Listen you lesbo, remember the confidentiality agreement you signed? The one where nobody was to say anything about me that was true? "

    yeah I think this pretty much shows that the bogus confidentiality agreement put forth by game-player media insider is complete bullshit. just like everything else media insider claims to know.

  72. Anonymous8:10 AM

    Anon @ 7:12, agreed.

  73. Anonymous8:16 AM

    "I thought the show asked Todd Palin first to go on the show. At least that is what Palin said.He didn't want to, so Sarah offered up Bristol."

    That's exactly right. And if you read that rambling post, they really trip over themselves when they (she) tries to explain why she went on and how she got asked. First it was a great opportunity to boost her confidence, and in the next breath she says she was "worrying" about being bashed, and then says her mother didn't "force" or "ask" her to go on. Says nothing about her mother not TELLING her to go one, like all dominant mothers. Of course DWTS called Bristol. But long before that, they had phone calls back and forth to Todd and Mommy. Who does she think she's freaking fooling? Did she even forget about the Tom Bergeron interview with Sarah right in front of the stage? It was all about Sarah, not you, you selfish little girl.

  74. Anonymous8:16 AM

    Anon 3:04,
    I have two words:
    Heat, Kitchen
    If one cannot stand the former, one should leave the latter.
    However, if one chooses to continue to live inside of an externally manufactured delusion and "put your self out there", then one becomes "fair game".
    And, besides, who ever said that the American Left was coherent enough to do any better? Two sides of the same capitalist coin.

  75. Anonymous8:18 AM

    Thin skin seems to run in the Palin family. The need to respond to every little comment and criticism shows how emotionally immature these people are. It would be better to follow the biblical advice offered by one who also suffered criticism, Bristol, "turn the other cheek."

    This is the same thing as picking a week long fight with David Letterman or Joe McGinniss. The ghost writer who writes Sarah's posts wrote this one, using the contrived word "commonsense" to describe their commonsense conservative values for which we seem to hate them. No, we don't HATE you; we are weary of this constant need to be in the media. Bristol was not a good dancer and she did not dance as well as other dancers on the show. Sarah is not qualified to be Vice President, let alone President. There is no emotion attached to these statements of fact. The only time that emotion enters the picture is to watch members of the Palin family reap in the rewards of their undeserved good fortune. They are darlings of the media's invention. Sarah can't tell North Korea from South Korea, and Bristol is a poor example of preaching abstinence, especially since she is always cashing in on being a single teen mother.

  76. Anonymous8:23 AM

    Hey Anon 7:27....

    Fuck you! Repost that shit somewhere else, because it's not entertaining me here.

  77. Anonymous8:25 AM

    The Palin family are seriously self-satirizing and unintentionally ironic-- utterly hilarious fodder for all sorts of comedy.

    As I writer I thank any, all of them profoundly. :)

    Repectfully, their behavior is the stuff comedies are made of and their antics belong safely confined to the pages of delightful satires, not on the stage of public affairs or politics.

    As any writer of comedy knows, hypocrites and "pious" self-appointed guardians of morality and "virtue" --and yes even "common sense" are gold-mines for satire. Let the plays begin! (And keep those facebook, twitter rants coming, please, Thanks.)

    Terrence and Plautus

  78. Anonymous8:30 AM

    Sez you, demoreno56 @5:49:

    1. Alaska (but not for long - Seceed, daddy! Seceed!)
    2. Washington DC (where I will be living in 2012
    3. Hollywood (where the eleetest come from)
    4. Russia (I should know - I can see it from my house)
    5. Canardia (where I go to the doctor)

    I'll look up some more and get back to ya.

  79. Anonymous8:32 AM

    Do I believe for a minute that Sarah forced Bristol to be on DWTS? Absolutely, all of those kids a her meal tickets.

    Do I believe for a minute that Sarah BLAMED Bristol for her loosing the election? You bet. Along with blaming Todd, the lame stream media, haters etc...It was everybodys fault.

    Do I believe that Bristol told everyone how mean mammy was to her because she was knocked up? Absolutely! Bristol is her mother's daughter. Everybody is so man to her! They pick on her ALL the time! Pity me. pity me.

    Sounds like Margaret Cho is a nice person who got taken in by the BS.

    As for RAM's response: Cho goes under the bus.

  80. Anonymous8:35 AM

    Bristol needs a night off? From what? The Wasilla party circut?

    Oh, from the kids! You mean they are in the same state?

  81. Anonymous8:36 AM

    I don't think Brisket would even know KD Lang if she saw her, lol, that was RAM's rant! Next up...Jennifer Grey who recently spoke out on Lawrence O'Donnell show "the last word" counting 3,2, 1!

  82. Anonymous8:37 AM

    And to think all Becky had to do was run that through the The English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator and hey presto:



  83. Lynne8:42 AM

    That fourth example of comments to "Bristol's" response sounds just lame enough to be the grizzled mama(unhinged/unchained) herself.

  84. Anonymous8:46 AM

    "oh, the stupid burns this morning!!!"

    Oh Yeah!

  85. Anonymous8:54 AM

    Anon@832, that would be my theory of the crime, except I'm not so sure that Brisket's tale of woe was true, or just a poor poor me ploy (or somewhere in between).
    My real question is, how is anyone able to breathe under that bus, as jam-packed as it must be by now?

  86. womanwithsardinecan8:57 AM

    That is hilarious. The thin-skinned knee jerking from the Palin writers' guild is getting so over the top that nobody but those peebots can mistake what's going on. I hope KO just messes with them some more. You know he likes doing it.

  87. Anonymous9:03 AM

    Ok, I'm gonna try to nip this in the bud before 7:27 gets bashed by any more people with the reading comprehension of a Palinbot. I've had it happen also, but I got 7 nasty responses.

    8:23, wee-wee down. 7:27 was quoting a comment some lame ass Palinbot left for Margaret Cho. I think you owe 7:27 an apology.

    It would be nice if people reread comments and ask themselves if they might be misinterpreting them before firing of a nasty response. Don't they realize how Palinish it makes them look?

  88. Anonymous9:05 AM

    You know, I have to say this, and I haven't gone there yet, all these months and months of me posting. (Sorry that we're all Anon, we really have to pick some names).

    But it's so hypocritical and utterly classless of Bristol/Sarah to "go there" with the lesbian comment, because I'm sure they have skeletons in the Palin closet in this regard. I'm a lesbian, and my gaydar goes off big time with Sarah Palin. Everyone sees the feminine side of her, but I don't. I keep seeing that big 'ole butch persona that she has inside, which sometimes sneaks up on her. No, Sarah is not gay, but I'm saying she's probably not straight as an arrow either. And the horde of lesbians/bisexuals/closeted femmes who flock to her, who defend her at every turn, sense this too, I'm sure, and it remains unspoken. I don't think Tammy Bruce and Greta Van Susteren would be obsessed with this girl if it was not so. We don't get THAT enamored with straight girls.

  89. Anonymous9:43 AM

    Truly this was only done to placate the supporters. ANYONE with HALF a brain can tell this is not authentic.

  90. Anonymous10:07 AM

    "8:23, wee-wee down. 7:27 was quoting a comment some lame ass Palinbot left for Margaret Cho. I think you owe 7:27 an apology."

    I'm Anon 8:23. And I don't have to apologize to anyone. We don't know WHO left that comment, they didn't say anything, except put some long-ass extremely insulting bot rant on here for us to read. Seemed more like he/she was reveling in it. It was a proud re-post, is all it was. Get it now?

  91. FJ Dandy10:12 AM

    M in BET at 6:11:
    K.D.Lang is a Canadian treasure, I'm proud to say!

  92. The incompetent use of commas is a trademark of RAM's. it runs through all of her Facebook posts for both Sarah and Bristol. Someone whose background is as a writer should be much better at, you know, actually writing.

    "So with this in mind I was somewhat taken aback.." should read, "So with this in mind, I was somewhat taken aback".

    "In a post she called "Pistol Whipped" she wrote that ..." should read, ""In a post she called "Pistol Whipped", she wrote that ..."

    "I will give my friend credit for creativity, and extra points for getting so many "facts" wrong in so few sentences" should read "I will give my friend credit for creativity and extra points for getting so many "facts" wrong in so few sentences".

    "I think that canard (there, I said it again), has been floating..." should read, "I think that canard (there, I said it again) has been floating..."

    This is only the beginning. I am no professional editor, just someone whose mom was an english teacher. I would LOVE to see an editor's red pen go after this post, and almost all of Sarah's. You'd see an awful lot of the same mistakes.

  93. Anonymous11:34 AM

    "those who hate us for what we believe in"

    What do the Palins believe in exactly? This just sounds like the tired Bush-era slogan: "They hate us for our freedoms."

  94. Anonymous11:38 AM

    Bristle Palin= Scarah 2.0. If the Scarah downfall ever happens Bristle will get to play the victim card just like her 'perfect' momma and we will be on round two dealing with these people.

  95. Anonymous11:47 AM

    "exposed to those who hate us for what we believe in"
    It has nothing to do with what they believe in. If that is religious beliefs -- then why would I hate my own religion????

    Bristol even put her name to this post written by someone else -- another reason I don't like them. They cannot do anything on their own -- Someone has to help them talk, write, make decisions, force them to take their meds....

    They are just evil an lie about everything and have no knowledge or class. That is why I dislike the Palins.

  96. Anonymous11:58 AM

    Maybe Cho baited Bristle on the subject knowing there would be a facebook rant..'response' and the DWTS agreement is now broken, so now Cho is free to tell???!!

  97. So I'm guessing she is using someone to "translate" her thoughts into English, and that the KD Lang line originally was "your (sic) a faggot."

  98. Anonymous12:05 PM

    Hey Bri$tol,
    You need a night off?
    I'm sure the Johnston's would LOVE to be able to spend time with Tripp!

  99. A brief, venom-free statement from a Palin spokesperson 'correcting the record' back to Sarah's talking point would have done the trick.

    Instead, RAM, on Sarah's order and with her approval, both attacked someone who spoke up for Bristol and attempted to cement Bristol's nasty image all in one stellar FB note.

    Great job, Mama Grizzly!

    At least they tried to make Bristol sound literate, except that no one with any common sense is buying it.

    Anon 9:05 - I see the butch persona, too.

    As an antidote for Palin-ugly, try listening to K.D. Lang's exquisite version of 'Hallelujah'.

  100. Anonymous12:14 PM

    This is 7:27. I just wanted to show how twisted people are. But I guess we are a little twisted too. I knew Margaret would be getting hate mail. I thought it might be entertaining to share.

    I love Cho. Love her on Drop Dead Diva. And gave her all my votes on Dancing with the Stars.

    Sorry for upsetting some.

  101. Anonymous1:27 PM

    Anon 7:27, it was easy for me to misread that because you said nothing in your post other than proudly reprinting that long, gay-bashing, liberal-hating post that attacked Margaret Cho. It wasn't funny. Why reprint it in full just to show how mean people are. We already know they're mean. If I want to read more of that I'll go to a conservative website and read it myself.

    But thank you for clarifying what your intention was, anyway.

  102. Anonymous1:33 PM

    But the fact that Mommie Dearest's ghosts now write Bristol's public comments, since Bristol has proven her self to be a mommie embarrassing sewer mouth, proves everything the Cho says.

    Duh, Sarah.

  103. Anonymous1:38 PM

    Bristol, you are a entitled little whiner. You're income this year exceeds a half MILLION dollars. You can hire baby-sitters.

  104. As if.

    As if BP would say "girlfriend," to anyone these days?

    Doesn't the ghostwriter know that is so last century?

    Not if she's in her 50s.


  105. So at least we know what Meg Stapleton is doing these days.

    Wonder if her husband knows she stepped out of the cell for a few minutes.

  106. Anonymous1:54 PM

    re: @7:27

    I read it and thought it was hilarious and particularly apropos to the post.

  107. The next Palin salvo will be how Bristol Pistol is such a powerful feminist to be droppin' babies & raising them all without benefit of a husband, just like in the Wild West. Next realfantasy Palin picture-show is with Octo-Mom.

  108. I believe Margaret Cho wrote satire, knowing the $Palins wouldn't be able to comprehend it or know how to respond.

    It is so cloying, so much in the same vein as the other contestants and judges statements, such as 'she's working really hard,' 'she's come such a long way,' 'she's so sweet and nice,' etc., etc., etc.

    Read it again and see if you feel the undercurrent - Margaret Cho really mastered it.

    I'm sure she's collecting material for the next tour to coincide with the $Palin Presidentess Parade.

    Thank God for Margaret Cho!

  109. To divert attention from the new $Palin baby via Pistol in the new year, Willow will be sold to Budweiser or Grey Goose, to preach the dangers of alcohol and drugs to teens.

  110. Anonymous4:11 PM

    "I see the butch persona, too."

    EZPZ Barstool likes everyone when she's drunk and she drinks a LOT!

  111. Canard, rhymes with Menard. Doesn't Bristol have at least one brother and one sister who are Menard spawn?

  112. Copulate a Canard doesn't rhyme as well as

    Bristol the Pistol's new dance:

    *Waddle like a Canard* for those who preach "Do as I say not as I do," abstinence.

    Oh, I understand, $arah was writing biting journalism for "Le Canard enchaîné," a satirical French newspaper.

  113. Anonymous4:41 PM

    Stupid move, Bristol/Sarah/RAM. Margaret Cho is the only celebrity cast member who publicly supported Bristol. You've lost that now.

  114. B Kohnhed4:49 PM

    Gryphen, I predict youre going to be extremely embarrassed when the Palins announce that, yes, Bristol is with child but they have irrefudiatable proof that no impregnation - in the traditional sense - took place to create this newest addition to Clan Palin. Sarah's followers will coo with delight at the prospect of the second immaculate decep, oops, I mean CON-ception in over 2000 years. (The proof will be, of course, B's solemn assurance that she's carrying JC's baby and not that of some ruggedly handsome hotel concierge or reality TV production assistant ...) Let's see your beloved Magik Negroe run against the former half term governor of Alaska AND MOTHER-IN-LAW OF GOD in 2012!!

  115. "For 20 years my mom had my back--and for the rest of my life I will have hers."

    This has been haunting me. I've noticed Sarah telling her children what they think on many occasions. This is Sarah talking again, putting words in Bristol's mouth, telling her what she's going do and it sounds like a threat. It's the statement of someone who would force their daughter to become an abstinence advocate and appear on DWTS.

  116. Anonymous6:08 PM

    Bristol's ghostwriter wrote "You say you "don't agree with the family's politics at all" but I say, if you understood that commonsense conservative values supports the right of individuals like you, like all of us, to live our lives with less government interference and more independence, you would embrace us faster than KD Lang at an Indigo Girls concert."

    Um Bristol and ghostwriter....conservative values do not support the "rights" of gays. In fact people with conservative values are the ones who keep derailing gays right to get married and keeps gays from openly serving in the military. In fact your mother's running maate John McCain is probably the biggest obstical from ending don't ask, don't tell. And you seem to think that calling your enemies faggots is an insult. So I call BS on your supposed commonsense conservitism.


  117. Anonymous6:43 PM

    Maybe Tripp's father would like to spend the night with him, you know, be able to give him the gift of a loving father that they both deserve.

  118. Kelli M8:27 PM

    Bristol only did DWtS for the exercise. It had nothing to do with her mother. She is a loving daughter and has her parents back. Cho is a trouble maker who made stuff up. She will never speak about this again. The Palins win again.

  119. Anonymous1:26 AM

    In reply to Anonymous @ 9:05 AM

    Your instincts may well be right regarding Sarah Palin. Don't forget that when she went off to college in '82 she went with her lesbian friend Kim "Tilly" Ketchum.

  120. Anonymous8:48 AM


    Take a look at what TMZ has to say about homophobic Bristol Palin...wonder how the Palin's respond to that one:

    Quote: that if Margaret understood conservative politics better, she "would embrace us faster than KD Lang at an Indigo Girls concert."

    Reading between the lines ... KD Lang = lesbian. Indigo Girls = lesbian. Cho is openly bisexual. End Quote

  121. Wow. Palinbots will believe anything, if they believe that Bristol OR Sarah could ever write that. Or frankly, WOULD. At absolutely no point does that tell anyone to die, accuse them of having sex with small animals or strange children or accuse them of being jealous because they work hard. Seriously, you know a Palin didn't write it(or say it. Or think it) if there isn't at least one rude, uncouth line in it.


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