Thursday, January 27, 2011

"What am I thinking now?" By Sarah Palin's face.


"Why is Greta asking me questions in slow motion? Doesn't she know I have to keep talking or the combination of Red Bull and Methamphetamine will cause so much pressure to build up behind my eyes that they will start bleed? Bitch!"


"Let me see.  Are my chances of being elected President better if I kill Todd and dump him in Lake Lucille, or worse? "


"No I definitely need to keep pretending I have a happy marriage or else that asshole Gryphen will never stop bragging about how he was right all along.  I hate that guy!"

"Oh my God!  Was that gift certificate for a massage that Todd gave me for my birthday just a way to get me to allow his girlfriend to touch my naked body?  That does it, into the lake the goes!"

59 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:10 AM

    why is alaska wtf off line?

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  2. Anonymous2:23 AM

    You notice in this interview, she did her own hair & make-up? Her blush is too low & her hair is for shits. Wonder if Fox cut off her stylists she uses before showtime?

    About her anger -- bet it's residual anger for what is going on inside their home.

    Well, you reap what you sow.

    Denise (Michigan)

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  3. Anonymous2:24 AM

    Dressed like that she looks as though she moonlights at Ms.Tripp's small business establishment. Ya know, helpin' small business owners is what she is all about.

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  4. Anonymous2:46 AM

    GRY,

    What has struck me in the Todd Palin drama is how much Miz.Tripp
    looks like Bristol.... Michelle Obama wore a silvery outfit for SOTU...so Sarah had to wear silver..interesting..

    Do not print.

    Thanks for putting your neck out there...

    Linda

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  5. hauksdottir2:47 AM

    OK, the greenery behind Palin appears to be a wallpaper of Japanese iris in water. Usually this motif is blue and green plants on gold leaf, in a style made famous by Korin. I only found one variant on a black field.

    http://www.metmuseum.org/special/great_waves/iris.L.htm

    http://www.nagaantiques.com/Home/Inventory/Details/params/category/155/object/73/default.aspx

    Despite being dark, it is edgy and distracting, not really suited for an interview with a prickly speaker.

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  6. Anonymous3:15 AM

    Alaska WTF blog has been removed. Any word on what's happened to it?

    Curious in Salzburg

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  7. Anonymous3:36 AM

    LMAO!!!!! What a great way to start the day :-)

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  8. angela3:38 AM

    "What am I thinking now?" By Sarah Palin's face."

    As usual, absolutely nothing at all.

    Her Sputnik stupidity is everywhere. This woman is too dumb to walk. You know she is hopeless when Pat Buchanan won't even defend her. Someone needs to put her out of her psychic misery. A twenty year rest on a tropical island (don't be scared of the brown people Sarah) with lots of meds and copious amounts of history books should just about do it.

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  9. Anonymous3:39 AM

    Please tell me that someone SANE is taking care of Trig? It is time the department of children's services in Alaska did a check on that little guy. This woman is out of control, either on drugs, booze or mentally unbalanced. Possibly all three?

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  10. Anonymous3:49 AM

    RE Sar's body language: Have you ever played at making her faces? There's an amazing amount of chin work that goes into them. She keeps jutting her lower jaw out and then setting her grin on top of it, often then nodding the whole shebang in utter, stubborn self-confidence. No wonder she goes through doors that are barely open; her chin does all the work.

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  11. Anonymous3:50 AM

    Gryphen,

    What happened to Alaska WTF?

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  12. Anonymous3:52 AM

    OK- all kidding aside, was that off the cuff or did someone prepare her, in any way, for that performance?

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  13. OT, but I can't get to AlaskaWTF. Is it down or in trouble in some way?

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  14. ManxMamma3:59 AM

    Seems AlaskaWTF is down. Any idea why?


    PS thank for Tweeting and reporting on that WTF interview. Honestly, WTF????

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  15. Anonymous4:01 AM

    The way she wears that bejeweled flag pin reminds me of Dubya and his presidential seal socks with Crocs. Lots of casinos close to Maricopa. The Ak-Chin and Wild Horse Pass are right down the road.

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  16. LoveAndKnishesFromBrooklyn4:24 AM

    Actually, she looks more like she's been constipated for weeks.

    Stress'll do that to ya, doncha know? So will all those anti-psychotic meds...

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  17. hauksdottir4:29 AM

    http://alaskawtf.blogspot.com/ has been down for more than an hour.

    Heavy traffic is unlikely (it is now 5:30AM PST), so I'm a bit worried.

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  18. Anonymous4:51 AM

    Looks like the Tundra Turd doesn't need a "Hooker Scandal" to destroy her career. We can thank FOX for that.

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  19. Anonymous4:55 AM

    That woman is an idiot. She looks like she took a few hits of something.

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  20. Anonymous4:58 AM

    Fox is helping to take the Palin trash out. They went dumpster diving and now they have to take it to the landfill.

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  21. Anonymous5:04 AM

    That whole Spudnut thing gave me a donut craving. I'm going to run around the corner to the store as soon as it opens.

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  22. Anonymous5:06 AM

    Looks like somebody took advantage of the senior citizen's special at Glamor Shots

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  23. Anonymous5:09 AM

    Is it me, or is she trying to style her hair like Michelle Bachmann?

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  24. Anonymous5:11 AM

    Also worried about alaskawtf...still down. It was up last night at 9pm CT. I had just posted a link with new, larger photos of Bristol at her speech: http://www.lecysghostlybooks.com/amessagefromlecy.html

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  25. Anonymous5:12 AM

    I actually think that Sarah's bad hair, Redbull, WTF moment was outshined by Michelle Bachmann's staring out in right field. I giggled my way through a dozen different people making fun of her. I think Rachel and Jon were the funniest, though I haven't checked yet for Colbert's take on it. The regular cable news people were having trouble keeping a straight face. The comedians didn't have to. I was thinking as I giggled that Bachmann was probably NOT giggling. I'll bet she had a crappy day. lol.

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  26. Anonymous5:12 AM

    Oh goodie, she pulled out her silver metallic raincoat for this interview. The Poor Man's Sarah (post RNC clothes) still doesn't know how to dress herself.

    I can't imagine Sarah letting anyone touch her. And yes, that includes her husband or her kids.

    She could barely tolerate those prayer warriors laying their hands on her with the African witch hunter officiating the expelling of intelligence and decorum out of her person.

    As for laying naked to a masseuse? No. But to walk around just in a towel in front of very powerful king makers as an introduction? Yes.

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  27. Anonymous5:16 AM

    How long is Murdoch stuck with Sarah til the contract gives him an out?

    Ask John McCain, you can't control crazy.

    I think Sarah has done herself in to the point where my SDR has subsided. I haven't watched or clicked on all things Palin in about a month. : )

    M in BET

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  28. Anonymous5:23 AM

    LOL, I just realized that she's wearing her silver trench coat! WTF, indeed! Was she considering flashing us good Americans if the interview really went south?!

    OMG, she is just hilarious.

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  29. Anonymous5:28 AM

    Like Mother, Like Daughter

    http://www.studlife.com/uncategorized/2011/01/
    27/students-voice-anger-over-panel-featuring-bristol-palin/

    Student outrage over Student Union Treasury’s decision to fund a panel featuring Bristol Palin for $20,000 was not assuaged by Wednesday’s SU Senate meeting.

    Students were jammed against the walls of the filled room as senators and discontented students voiced anger, suggestions and occasionally support for the panel. Freshmen Gabriel Hassler and Michael Harding waved a sign that read “Can I get paid for an accident too?”

    As news outlets from the Huffington Post to Fox covered the story of Bristol Palin’s position in the Sexual Responsibility Week speaker lineup, students formed Facebook groups and an online petition in protest. A Facebook group titled “No thanks, Bristol” organized by the Wash. U. College Democrats had over 750 members by Wednesday night.

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  30. Anonymous5:37 AM

    Menopausal. It's the Prednisone talking.

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  31. Anonymous5:42 AM

    She is crazy. Do you think since she said WTF a few times she was insinuating something was going to happen to Dirk's Blog?

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  32. Anonymous5:43 AM

    Baked Alaska
    The Sound of Palin suggests it's better to laugh than cry at a possible Palin presidency

    http://www.metroweekly.com/arts_entertain
    ment/stage.php?ak=5957

    The Sound of Palin is, of course, a take-off of the beloved Rodgers and Hammerstein musical The Sound of Music. The musical spoof charts Palin's unlikely career from small-town Alaska mayor to national pundit and eventual presidential aspirant. And of course mother of five, including Bristol, who in the skit is 16, going on 17 -- and pregnant.

    'It's a kind of horrific, apocalyptic, hallucinatory projection of them becoming the first family."

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  33. I see RAM has finnally cam out of hiding.

    I guess she is proud of the new POS she wrote.
    http://twitter.com/#!/RAMansour

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  34. Anonymous5:51 AM

    $115,000 cost of Palin's appearance... WTF?

    http://abclocal.go.com/kfsn/story?section=news/local&id=7921634

    West Hills College says it will be up-front with what the school's foundation is paying for her visit -- $115-thousand.

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  35. Anonymous5:57 AM

    Backlash against Bri$tol

    Former Wash. U. Student Bristles at Bristol's Invite to Sex Week

    Today's comment comes in response to news that Bristol Palin will be paid thousands of dollars to speak to Washington University students about abstinence with students during the school's Sex Week. That's the same Bristol Palin, btw, who's ridden her teen pregnancy to fame and riches.

    Writes commenter Dallas:
    As a former student and former organizer of sex week events this makes me very sad. When I think of all the great speakers who were actually experts in some area of sexuality or sexual health and then I think of how little we were able to pay them and putting them up in students' apartments to save money and THIS is where they are going to splurge $20,000 on sex week (a typically poorly funded event in my opinion), for BRISTOL PALIN? Suddenly I feel my frustration in having to fight tooth and nail to get funding for real experts all over again.

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  36. Anonymous5:59 AM

    It's happened. Today, with so much red meat in SP's stunningly stupid video, in national news and blogs the story's garnering a couple of boring paragraphs low on the page. She's become a ho-hum subject, not even worth criticizing, as alarm that she'd go anywhere near the Presidency is (finally!) gone.

    The cool thing is no one did it to her, she did it all to herself, every time she opens her mouth, which is incessantly. Too much damage now to repair her "image".

    Toast. Hallelujah.

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  37. Anonymous6:05 AM

    The reason she said Bristol was there was so people would know that she wasn't on the lam in az with Tripp. I think she is lying.

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  38. OK, 'fess up! Who stole Sarah's bumpits?

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  39. For those of you unfamiliar with AZ scenery, those funny looking shrubs in the background are some sort of agave, looking like they are ready to bloom. Yes, the agave that you buy in the store to put on your burns. I am guessing that Sarah is in AZ visiting her daughter and grandson.

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  40. Damn, she looks like hell. Not gonna get elected to anything looking like that since her supposed hawtness is why we are saddles with herself in the first place

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  41. Anonymous6:46 AM

    She's said so much stupid stuff that now when she says stupid stuff it isn't even news, not worth mentioning. Coming soon: not a viable political figure, just a celebrity. As just-celebrity, what's she got to offer? NOT MUCH. Anything???

    The one thing she won't tolerate is obscurity. Strange, with a little humility and willingness to learn, she's might well have become someone truly influential. All she has now is a diminishing fan base with political aspirations for her; when those chances to put her in the White House disappear, the fans are stuck with an ageing character with no marketable skills and will look elsewhere for some a young, pretty dingbat to root for.

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  42. Anonymous6:52 AM

    What is with her & flag pins? That is like people
    who wear religious symbols, but you can't tell they
    are religious by the way they act.

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  43. Anonymous6:59 AM

    I'm fascinated with how distorted her features are becoming from cosmetic intervention. More collagen in her lips. A pull to one side. She's becoming a parody of herself.

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  44. Anonymous7:08 AM

    "2emptynest said...
    OK, 'fess up! Who stole Sarah's bumpits?

    6:15 AM"

    Bristol had one on for her last speech.

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  45. Anonymous7:09 AM

    "LOL, I just realized that she's wearing her silver trench coat!"


    oh lord - please, not another faked pregnancy!!!

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  46. Anonymous7:24 AM

    She looks worse then usual. Did she skip the lipliner in an effort to hide the crooked mouth? Did not work. Instead of looking thoughtful, she looks stoned out of her mine trying to figure out "what is greta saying? What was I supposed to say?"

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  47. Anonymous8:43 AM

    OMG that is exactly what I was imagining when I was watching this with no sound, that someone needs to caption thought bubbles. But not just for Sarah Palin, for Greta too!

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  48. Anonymous8:59 AM

    OMGosh Laughed so hard at your comments Griffen PRICELESS!

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  49. Anonymous9:29 AM

    So the silver lamay disco dress with the $3.99 costume jewelry that distracts from her squeal, but both are equally enough to get anyone to just change the channel!!

    Here's a link to to some lamay gloves that would complete her ensemble for the return voyage back to the mother ship with that B-Turner-Overdrive clown from Minnesota....

    http://www.wholesalecentral.com/baniantradingco/store.cfm?event=itemdetail&itemid=95891&returnto

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  50. Anonymous9:39 AM

    Palin is so livid because:

    1.) Barack Obama is President of the United States.

    2.) Michelle Obama is the beautiful, stylish, First Lady of the United States, with a husband who ADORES her.

    3.) Palin's husband, on the other hand, now has his indiscretions plastered all over the interet.

    Palin finally sees her chances of being elected into the White House go sailing off, sailing up, up and away like an escaping balloon.

    Palin is now simply a caricature - a cold, vengeful, odious, hideous caricature and a laughing stock of the world.

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  51. Gryphen

    is it just me or do u also see her hair extensions falling off on her side??? After the commercial break its fixed by Bristol i suppose .

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  52. Anonymous12:38 PM

    I've only looked at the still photos (I have very limited tolerance for video of her), but what jumps out at me is how distorted her face has become.

    Her mouth is puffy and uneven, her whole face is puffy, her skin has completely lost it's glow.

    She was good looking only two years ago and looked great when the Repubs were footing the bill for a professional make up artist. Right now, she looks like a washed up hooker.

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  53. Anonymous3:40 PM

    http://www.mediaite.com/tv/sputnik-and-spudnuts-wtf-is-sarah-palin-talking-about/

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  54. Anonymous5:19 PM

    Her face does go into the most interesting Freudian expressions, doesn't it?
    M from MD

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  55. 10catsinMD5:51 PM

    Someone mentioned trying to practice Palin's facial expressions. I have tried and can't do it. Makes me feel so uncomfortable. The lower lip jutting out is a reflex "so there" and the head shaking is so "Shirley Temple" and the good ship lollipop! Not really!

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  56. erica from dallas8:46 PM

    Sarah really doesn't look good.I am surprised to see how she looks so pained and angry all through the interview.Her hair and makeup are awful and I wish I was there to help pull that jacket down.It's all bunched up ans stiff.
    This very un-Sarah.Her voice and words are crazier than ever before.She is either very ill or going through some very tough times.

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  57. Did it ever occur to anyone that maybe all the Gristly Mama haters are just jealous that Scarah is blessed to get so gosh-durned prettier and younger looking with every passing day while most women show their advancing age? No? I didnt think so....

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  58. Oscar Deckman2:48 PM

    On a related note, her breath:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9kfcEga0lk&feature=player_detailpage

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  59. Very Funny Gryph! I really wish there were NO questions being asked of this whackadoodle!

    I hate to be petty..Is her lips kind of odd shaped and colored.. It might be the pix or just me being petty..Lol

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