As she does more often than not, Mother Nature dictated the terms of the 2011 Iron Dog snow machine race. But the team of Tyler Huntington and Chris Olds came prepared and won the trophy this year.
A tight race between team 10, Huntington/Olds and team 11, Todd Palin and Eric Quam ensued, with the lead changing hands several times down the icy river on a picture-perfect day.
Look sometimes every thing is coming up roses for the Palins and other times everything they touch turns to dogshit. Iron dog shit.
I do have to wonder if Todd would put out that extra bit of effort to win if only his wife could have sucked it up and forced herself to provide some physical contact to show her support at the beginning of the race.
You know maybe he just wasn't in that big of a hurry to finish the race and get home to that refrigerator denting shrew he lives with? Just a thought.
I'm sure Todd is used to air kisses and photo op affection from the Ice Princess. And here's hoping the Palin losing streak continues.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure the Iron Dog Trail was much warmer than any marital warmth in the Palin household.
ReplyDeleteCould just be that shame has taken its toll. Either that or he's just getting tired of putting up with the circus he and Sarah have created.
ReplyDeleteI don't feel sorry for him at all. Sure, he might not be getting the warm support at home a husband would normally expect, but really, does he deserve it? I think not.
If he was unhappy in his marriage, he should have ended legally ended it. If he can't keep his pants zipped, he shouldn't be married. Marriage is about fidelity and loyalty. Once you've lost that, you have no marriage - just an empty togetherness.
Not everyone should be married because of their inability to discipline themselves, their immaturity, or other traits that make marriage unworkable for them.
Todd is not an innocent party to the mess that is the Palin household. He was integral to creating and enabling the monster we know as Sarah.
This just in: Palins lose again. Still don't get the message.
ReplyDeleteI sincerely wonder how she'll treat him due to the loss? Can just imagine her 'anti' manhood vocabulary!
ReplyDeleteDidn't he crash? And didn't the winning team stop and check on them on the way?
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure if she didn't care, she wouldn't have made the trip to Nome. Even for appearances. And stop with the stupid refrigerator story. That just makes you even more ridic and catty.
Btw
Bristol was following on facebook and commenting.
Todd sure doesn't need the winning purse. Glad for Huntington and Olds!
ReplyDeleteY'know, I use to really like Arctic Cat equipment, but if I were to purchase a snowmobile, I would think of another manufacturer from now on.
"I'm pretty sure if she didn't care, she wouldn't have made the trip to Nome. Even for appearances."
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure she does care and I'm pretty sure it is just for appearances. What good is that?
And what does Bristol following it on Facebook have to do with anything?
How about not wanting to get home to that freezer that he lives with?
ReplyDeleteMaybe Tawd lost the race becuz he was not concentrating on winning. He kept on thinking should he go to Canada or Russia with his Anchorage girlfriend. Now it is too late, Sarah heard the race is over and she went grocery shopping and bought more cans of soup to hit Tawd with. Advice to Tawd, wear your snowmachine helmet home. You are going to need it.
ReplyDelete7:10-a lot you know, the race didn't end in Nome, it was in Fairbanks..duh! Of course they are going to keep up the appearance of a loving couple but it's all just an act, the crazy lady still thinks she has a chance at being President.
ReplyDeleteAnon@7:10 I'm pretty sure she made the trip to Nome as a last ditch effort to save her "family values" image. Too little too late.
ReplyDeleteJust In: Sarah and Todd are both losers.
ReplyDeleteTyler & Chris dedicated their race to suicide awareness. They really have their young hearts in the right place.
ReplyDelete@7:10 and "BTW", too, also, is that you, Bristol?
ReplyDeleteThe entire Sarah Palin family is a bunch of fakers and opportunists. They might be the worst thing that ever happened to this state. If only the whole clan would relocate to Arizona using palinbot money.
ReplyDeleteIf you L48'ers want to know Alaskans, watch "Flying Wild Alaska". The Alaskans portrayed on that show are authentic.
So the race is over (just like Sarahs POTUS race) and they both go home. Todd to his floor of the house and Sarah's to her floor.
ReplyDeleteWhat a loving Christian family those Palins are.
Oh my, Sarah tried to make her concession speech at the end of the Iron Dog. I heard she has a spiffy one too. As a matter of fact, it is the same exact concession speech she tried to give when McCain lost.
ReplyDeleteSarah gets no respect. When at the Iron Dog, Sarah slipped and fell on some ice and someone hollered out, "Hoe Down" and then all of a sudden people started country dancing.
ReplyDeleteHopefully the remainder of 2011 will be the downfall of the Palin Klan. This virus has infected us for far too long.
ReplyDeleteBrrr, Todd if you think it was freezing during the Iron Dawg, wait till you get home and Sarah gets ready for bed and drops her draws. You talk about freezing, you touch her stuff and you are guaranteed to loose fingers to frost bite.
ReplyDeleteGood lord Anon @ 7:10, get a friggin life. Your following Bristol on Facebook to follow the race? That's so lame. And don't tell Gryphen what he can and cannot write on his blog. If you care about defending the Palins so much then get your own damn blog!
ReplyDeleteA competition I don't even begin to understand. Seems sort of silly to my lower-48 mind.
ReplyDeleteSarah we at the Iron Dog appreciate your contribution to our annual end of the race bonfire. Your donation of unsold pallets of your 2nd best seller books created our biggest fire to date and is very much appreciated. Your donation of new books is going to make a nice IRS write off for you. Thank you so much.
ReplyDeleteReporter: Todd Palin good try in the 2011 Iron Dog. It was a close race for ya, where are you going afterwards?
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean going to hell? I just heard you tell someone that you are going home with Sarah.
Sarah Palin: "Girly men don't ride the Iron Dog!"
ReplyDeleteHey Sarah, I guess they don't win them either.
Well Todd, you may be a little sad you lost the race, but on the happy side, during your absence on the race course, none of your daughters announced they are pregnant.
ReplyDeleteSorry to disappoint but I was there at the finish. Todd's sled looked like it had some serious field repairs on the front suspension. Word was they had a wreck on the Tanana. Sarah and Todd were affectionate piper waved the checkered flag and Bristol and willow were there with some friends. The crowd was pretty supportive of all the racers. Second place is hardly losing a race like this.
ReplyDeleteIt was about 0 with serious wicked wind at the finish. I didn't see any of the nonsense you're projecting into this.
@7:10 PM,
ReplyDelete"Didn't he crash? And didn't the winning team stop and check on them on the way?
I'm pretty sure if she didn't care, she wouldn't have made the trip to Nome. Even for appearances. And stop with the stupid refrigerator story. That just makes you even more ridic and catty.
Btw
Bristol was following on facebook and commenting."
He's still a fucking loser.
who said it ended in Nome? You are stupid
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ReplyDeleteJamie Oliver the "Naked Chief": Sarah Palin a Froot Loop.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/02/26/jamie-oliver-sarah-palin-froot_n_828660.html
Bonsai Jay
Correction: Sarah gave Todd an "airhead kiss."
ReplyDeleteTodd's gonna need a massage now! LOL!!!
ReplyDelete8:58.......or trashed any houses
ReplyDeleteThough I don't understand how racing a gas guzzling machine through a beautiful wilderness makes sport, I am glad Mr. Sarah Palin did not win. No offense to all who support the sport. It seems the winners (Tyler and Chris) had the goodness of heart to support suicide awareness. Good on them.
ReplyDeleteGee, Stud Boy Palin lost again, who would have thunk? He is slowly losing all that girly charm from Sista Sara.
ReplyDelete7:10 said - Bristol following on facebook
ReplyDeleteNow why don't she get a life and take care of her babies and quit pretending she is still a teenager playing on facebook.
Calling the appliance store, the Palins need a new refrigerator. Bristol and Sarah are throwing cans again.
9:01 pm remarks
ReplyDeleteSarah was affectionate piper waving, willow and bristol there with friends, zero weather.
Yada, yada, yada. How come Willow and Brisket weren't at home taking care of their babies? Guess they both have nannies to do all the work for them.
People, don't forget to send the Palins more money so they can keep up their rich lifestyle of jetting around the country while you scrouge for food from dumpsters.
How long will sponsors continue to give you free shit (I mean nice expensive free shit) when you don't win first place?
ReplyDeleteIsn't second place first loser?
How many years has it been since Todd actually won?
Sarah says that "girly men don't run the irondog."
ReplyDeleteLeave it to Sarah to proudly and publically vomit such an anti-gay, anti-woman statement.
Using "girly" as the ultimate insult to a man means you don't think very highly of girls (or men with feminine leanings...in other words, men who might appear gay).
You would hope a so-called feminist and a supposed champion for women in sports would know better. You would also hope that she would be encouraging women to run the iron dog and cheering on the few who do.
If Sarah doesn't think "girly men" run the iron dog, then she must not believe "girls" should either.
Once again, Sarah shows herself to be an ignoramus and an a-hole.
So Bristle is living back at home in the compound again. Guess that college attending in Arizona didn't work out so well, so the radio job in Arizona was also a no-go.
ReplyDeleteIs Gino, the Italian stallion, still on the lam or has Bristle making him stay home with the kiddies?
What do you want to bet that Twitler won't comment digitally except to give Toad the middle finger salute?
ReplyDeleteAnon at 9:01 said,
ReplyDelete"I didn't see any of the nonsense you're projecting into this."
That's because you're not supposed to, per the Palin Plan. But for those of us who have been able to see through the alarming & hilarious charade for well over 2-1/2 years, it was a pathetic attempt, once again, to keep alive their hillbilly version of "Camelot".
Too bad they're using roaring gasoline-powered, environmentally ruinous toys to perpetuate the myth. A noble alternative - albeit impossible for the Palins - would be a demonstration of reserved class, university educations, and parenting skills.
Fun could be had via trips to the museum, zoo, or botanical garden. Sailing, skiing, photography, music appreciation, architecture, history, voice, literature, art masterworks... on and on. All of these things are missing in the weave of the uncultured Palin family, and it's far too late now to change the mind of the Global community.
I'm actually shocked Toddy came home at all! I had a bet that he'd meet his maker somewhere in the icy cold tundra. (and I don't mean Sarah's bed).
ReplyDeleteNow the the girly man race is over, we can look forward to the real Alaskan race, the Iditarod.
ReplyDeleteSarah and her whole family were at the start and then she went to Nome for the halfway. She was in Nome for 3 days, hanging around at the shop and eating spaghetti with the locals. Then she and the whole family were at the finish.
ReplyDeleteWhen you see them together, they are clearly a family in love and all this hooker talk is so stupid and weak, the national enquirer won't cover it.
"Sorry to disappoint but I was there at the finish. .... Sarah and Todd were affectionate piper waved the checkered flag and Bristol and willow were there with some friends."
ReplyDeleteListen, I have seen MANY supposedly happy families in my life that were anything but. And I couldn't care less whether the Palins are another one of them. As a matter of fact, my guess is they are. But you seem bent on helping the fallacy along. Maybe you're afraid of being disappointed?
"7:10-a lot you know, the race didn't end in Nome, it was in Fairbanks..duh!"
ReplyDeleteI think the reference is to the LONG layover in Nome... no one said anything about it finishing there.
During the 2008 campaign, Sarah was quoted as saying, "God wouldn't let the wrong people win." It was true in 2008. It was true when Bristol went dancing with the stars. It was true in the Iron Dog Race. Sarah did win something, however. Hers was voted worst reality show, and she was the worst star of a reality show. That's not exactly winning, but God sure has been picking the winners, huh Sarah?
ReplyDeleteThank the stars he didn't win. Who the f^&* wants to listen to her gloat.
ReplyDeleteSecond second second is hard...harder than 3rd even.
oops. That should have been "that the" not "the the." I hate making typos.
ReplyDeleteSorry to disappoint but I was there at the finish. Todd's sled looked like it had some serious field repairs on the front suspension. Word was they had a wreck on the Tanana. Sarah and Todd were affectionate piper waved the checkered flag and Bristol and willow were there with some friends. The crowd was pretty supportive of all the racers. Second place is hardly losing a race like this.
ReplyDeleteIt was about 0 with serious wicked wind at the finish. I didn't see any of the nonsense you're projecting into this.
9:01 PM
Where were Brsitol's kids
Trig and Tripp and Trick? Oh, i guess the Nannies were watching them for this poor hard working single mommy.
Why was she following on facebook if she had the race right in front of her?
Anyway, enough with how brutal the weather is in Alaaaaaaaskuh. The lower 48 has has a nice wintery winter and for the last three years we've had nearly double the snow Wasilly gets. And we don;t make it part of our "Brand"
When you see them together, they are clearly a family in love and all this hooker talk is so stupid and weak, the national enquirer won't cover it.
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Inlove with themselves, in love with money and grifting and power.
Why aren't Willow and Piper in school? Oh. cause they are not in love with education. Where are Trig and Tripp and Trick? Oh, they are not in love with being moms. Or in caring for a special needs prop child, hauled out when convenient for a political photo op.
The Palins are disgusting.
But glad they are in love with themselves as soon that is all they will have and will need it to fall back on.
I know it is not nice to be pleased over someone else's loss, but I am so pleased they came in second. I bet Miss Wasilla hoped his win would give her some shine back, like hoping that America would fall in love with her over Bristol on DWTS.
ReplyDeleteGood for Tyler and Chris someone deserving won. Todd is getting a little old for that. and needs to find another hobby. he is a low life!
ReplyDelete"When you see them together, they are clearly a family in love and all this hooker talk is so stupid and weak, the national enquirer won't cover it."
ReplyDeleteSo the trolls' (Palin kids') latest (home-school writing) assignment is obviously to see how many "happy family" comments they can make about their Iron Dog appearances (field trips) before they go their separate ways, again. Hint- Calling attention to things is ALWAYS a pathetic sign that something isn't quite as it seems.
As far as the NE not covering it, I seem to remember that THEY DID, TWICE!! But I do think that interest in Sarah isn't celebrity level so the number of stories about her isn't going to be as high as a lot of others that the rags cover. And she doesn't have a full-time job, so fall-out consisting of resignations isn't possible. As a result, what we do see is a family pretending to still be one and Sarah fading into obscurity.
Anon 7:10 is too funny...
ReplyDelete"Didn't he crash? And didn't the winning team stop and check on them on the way?" So,.... what?
"... ridic and catty.
Btw
Bristol was following on facebook and commenting."
Oh, I get it now, Bristol and Willow have been hired for publicity. Sarah wanted to make sure there was coverage of this staged event and, since few in the press were there, had to go rogue. Hence, Bristol was assigned to ever-popular Palin Face book reporting and Willow was assigned to leaving comments so people even knew about it. Would SarahPAC pay for this or is it a donation and tax-write-off?
Huntington and Olds won in spite of taking time out to be Good Samaritans. Impressive!
ReplyDeleteKaiti VanMeter: I want to thank Team 10, lastnight my dad, Dusty (team 14), was stuck in the river. They were the only team there willing to help and were genuinely concerned with our team. My dad and marc had to force them to leave.
Congratulations from the VanMeter family, it couldn't of gone to a better team!
10 hours ago
http://www.facebook.com/snowmobilerace
Isn't that picture from last year? I thought they wore orange helmets this year.
ReplyDeleteIt's probably petty of me, but I'm kind of glad that Palin didn't win it.
ReplyDeleteI'm really tired of the Palins and their thuggish behavior. Past time for them to slink back to Tackytown, Alaska.
Ivyfree
"Sarah Palin: "Girly men don't ride the Iron Dog!"
ReplyDeleteIt just hit me. Girly men don't ride the Iron Dog. Real women actually WIN the Iditarod.
Ivyfree
curiouser @ 7:49 am
ReplyDelete"Huntington and Olds won in spite of taking time out to be Good Samaritans. Impressive!
Kaiti VanMeter: I want to thank Team 10, lastnight my dad, Dusty (team 14), was stuck in the river. They were the only team there willing to help and were genuinely concerned with our team. My dad and marc had to force them to leave.
Congratulations from the VanMeter family, it couldn't of gone to a better team!
10 hours ago
http://www.facebook.com/snowmobilerace"
Thanks so much for sharing this facebook entry. Their selfless action, coupled with them dedicating their race to suicide awareness, makes Huntington's and Olds' win all the more meaningful and significant.
Truly the best men won.
"You know maybe he just wasn't in that big of a hurry to finish the race and get home to that refrigerator denting shrew he lives with? Just a thought."
ReplyDeleteThey have four houses, presumably a couple of garages, and one or more work sheds for the snowmobiles.
He has plenty of choices to be to stay away from her, and may be even to have company over.
You know - his buddies and their C notes.
I do think it is funny that Sarah couldn't manage to find his lips long enough for the photo op. Must of been snow blindness, or maybe she had her eyes closed.
The Iron Dog is a tough race in grueling conditions. No one who competes is a loser. Good on them all.
ReplyDelete4:40 am - Family in love, and nada to hooker talk.
ReplyDeleteI have never seen a more disfunctional family and the only love shown is for themselves, tv screens and grifting money from people on social security and poor folks.
Everyone knows the hooker story is true, but thanks for keeping it in the news more. I am sure everyone is pleased that you continue to give Todd and the Hookers more attention and make sure more people know of it. Gryphen has a huge following and the majority don't leave comments so thanks again for reminding everybody about Todd and his hookers.
Todd Palin was also advertising himself on his iron machine as STUD BOY. Is that what the HOOKERS call him or do they still call him DUDE?
"Bristol was assigned to ... Face book reporting and Willow was assigned to leaving comments"....
ReplyDeleteTo round out the PR team for this publicity stunt, Sarah's job was to tweet something "studly" about her Dude and Piper's was to look happy and cute since she isn't ready, yet, for big jobs like writing and research. (BTW, "ridic" will not be found on any upcoming SAT or ACT exams.) Did Todd look any healthier than last time we saw him? I didn't see any pix with the helmet off. Just wondering.
seriously, a man in his middle 40's puts a sticker on his snow toy that says "stud boy." something ain't right there.
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Believe me, I have as much disdain for paylin clan as any poster on these pages, but to belittle a second place finish in a 2000 mile sno go race is just stupid. 95% of the people on this planet would crash and burn within 50 miles, especially in the past when the ergonomics of the machines were in no way comparable to today's equipment. That being said, had ted won, I'm sure scarah would be touting it as a sign from god or whatever of her suitability for public office. moron.
ReplyDeleteWish Todd lost to a black guy, then the Palins would be 0-3 against African Americans.
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If Todd had won, would Sarah have given him a "Hall Pass?"
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People can say whatever they want about Todd coming in second---but hey, Snowsnookie, at least he didn't QUIT HALFWAY!!!!
Kimosabe said...
ReplyDeleteThe Iron Dog is a tough race in grueling conditions. No one who competes is a loser. Good on them all.
9:46 AM
How many Iron Dog competitors does not have jobs and takes their wives money and spend it on prostitutes? In many Christian families they would the Palins - LOSERS!