For the second year in a row, Ron Paul won the presidential straw poll at the annual Conservative Political Action Conference, earning 30 percent of the vote.
Former Minnesota Gov. Tim Pawlenty, Minnesota Rep. Michele Bachmann and Indiana Gov. Mitch Daniels all received 4 percent. Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin got 3 percent.
Three percent? At CPAC?
Hell I am pretty sure that the secret Muslim Socialist Barack Hussein Obama could have received more than three percent of the vote at CPAC!
But do you know what?
It absolutely will not faze Sarah Palin one little bit. The woman is completely impervious to logic and common sense.
I wonder what happens to her when she tries to plow through a door barricaded and padlocked from the inside? Whatever it is, I bet it rhymes with "SPLAT!"
Sarah Palin's popularity has always been a myth
ReplyDelete...Sarah Palin's enormous popularity and highest approval rate of all governors around the country, as stated by the McCain campaign in 2008, is simply a myth. It's easy to spin anything based on the figures above if they're taken out of context of the reality regarding politics in Alaska.
A great number of people live in remote, isolated areas and even those who live in not so remote areas don't have much of a clue about politics in Alaska, nor are they interested in it. Here's a first hand account of some reactions to Sarah Palin's resignation. The people in question don't live in the isolation of the western or northern parts of the state, but in a well known town in the Prince William Sound area.
http://palingates.blogspot.com/2011/02/sarah-palins-popularity-has-always-been.html
That picture of Sarah, the oink oink is priceless.
ReplyDeleteSince she hasn't trademarked her name yet because of mistakes on her application form, then why don't you get a bunch of things printed up with this picture on them. They would sell like hot cakes and you would be a millionaire overnight.
Just checking on Tawd again, any pictures yet of him in gay bars? Bet you are holding out on us, I bet you got the scoop on that too.
So more Americans think POTUS is a Muslim than will vote for $arah.
ReplyDeleteThe FAIL is strong in these people.
Oh my, I barely opened my eyes and they fall on this hysterical image of Sarah. Man the PBots are going to be peeing in their pants when they see THIS one!
ReplyDeleteBravo for presenting her exactly as she is.
How can anyone be so clueless and self absorbed. She has destroyed any chance she might have had to make a positive difference in the country. She was given the platform and she squandered it. Now the dominoes are falling and she still can't get it through her narcissistic head that she is NOT LOVED the way she wants to believe she is loved while she resides inside her self imposed bubble of ignorance. But, in fact, the statistics say otherwise, that she is stinking like an old nasty piece of rotten meat.
ReplyDeleteCannot WAIT until she is gone, gone, gone.
What’s the difference between a Sarah Palin and a paranoid schizophrenic?
ReplyDeleteWell, one hears voices in their head, has a heightened moral code, is judgmental yet can be very deceptive and manipulative, has delusions of being on a mission from God, sees things that no one else present sees, hears things that one else hears, sees lights in their head, is the center of the universe and has special knowledge that must be kept secret until the right time and then can only be understood as explained by the one.
The other, of course, is a paranoid schizophrenic.
Courtesy of HP.
I truly hope Sarah throws her bumpit into the ring. Let her spend all of her PAC money on a flawed and failed campaign and then fade into oblivion.
ReplyDeleteIt's "faze," not "phase," unless we are doing a Star Trek episode. As for Sarah, it's hard to know whether she's actually delusional enough to believe, really believe, that she can be elected president. She may actually BE that delusional. But at the very least, as I said before, she wants the TITLE of presidential candidate. After putting up with this woman for several years now, I have come to the conclusion that every mean thing she says about others fits exactly what she is, and everything she says she doesn't want is exactly the opposite. That's what she wants the most. She makes things up, attacks people, and wants a big fat title.
ReplyDeleteThat 3% must have been drunk (or voting with their joy sticks).
ReplyDeleteGryphen,
ReplyDeleteIf Sarah didn't already hate you she does now. That picture fits her to a t, thanks for the laugh.
IQ test question:
ReplyDeleteSarah is to Pig as Todd is to:
A. Pig.
B. Tripp.
C. Boink-her.
D. Dead Fish.
"Obama grows lead over top 2012 GOP challengers"
ReplyDelete"President Obama leads several top would-be Republican challengers by an even larger margin than last year, a new poll found Friday."
"Obama would beat former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney, former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee, former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin and former House Speaker Newt Gingrich in head-to-head match-ups if the 2012 election were held today, a new Fox News poll found."
http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/143571-obama-grows-lead-over-top-2012-gop-challengers
I agree completely with the other poster. Palin just needs the title "presidential candidate". That will keep her in the record books for eternity and make her price tag to speak go even higher. That will also fuel the residual income from trademarking her name and image - just like the King and Kennedy families have done. Who needs pride and honor when there's money to be made?
ReplyDeleteOMG! That picture is HILARIOUS! My friend and I often take pictures like this and make magnets out of them. This is DEFINITELY magnet-worthy and deserves some real estate on the fridge! Thanks for the laugh.
ReplyDeleteSince Sarah did not show up at the CPAC convention, and only had 3% of the vote, it is highly likely that people "talked" (had conversations/gossip) about her idiocy.
ReplyDeleteSarah will not be the first GOP female presidential primary candidate. Michelle Bachmann is going to run, too, so Sarah will not have that "title," folks. She can be one of the first 2 women to do so, but will not be the "first." So there goes the title part.
ReplyDeletePalin will, however, always have the title of first failed GOP VP female nominee, and the soonest to quit her elected job after her the failed national campaign.
Although Palin has small support among the gay community, she has maintained conflicting positions on issues going back to her time in Alaska. When she first became governor, a bill that denied health benefits to gay state employees and their partners was on her desk, ready to sign. But she vetoed the bill, after her attorney general warned her it would be unconstitutional—a move gay supporters often point to. But then she turned around and called for a public vote on the same issue.
ReplyDeleteShe also backed Alaska’s constitutional ban on gay marriage and during the 2008 campaign made headlines when she broke with John McCain by supporting a federal amendment defining marriage as being between a man and a woman.
This is just the latest example of winks she gives to her small, but vocal group of gay supporters while staying away from a full-throttled embrace of gay rights.
http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2011-02-10/palins-mixed-message-on-gays/?cid=hp:beastoriginalsR1
Womanwithsardinecan:
ReplyDeleteI agree with your character observations of Palin. I think you are accurate she seeks the title. Having known two people with personality disordered these personalities are obsessed with gaining a title to brandish their delusional superiority above others. They are angry and resentful to fulfill obligations of an office yet entitled in their mind to the title and lie claiming false credit for the work of others. They use and exploit people to get the title.
Their goal is to be envied to get even with others for they are delusional it is everyone else malignantly envious of them . There brand of attacks are to nullify obliterate positive attributes of others then smear third on others.
Sarah's got momentum all right. She's running herself into the ground at light speed.
ReplyDeleteThe Republicans' CPAC Misfire
ReplyDeletehttp://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2011-02-11/the-republicans-cpac-misfire/
Who Won CPAC?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2011-02-12/cpac-winners-and-losers-from-romney-to-pawlenty
sarah better run.
ReplyDeleteOr she´ll go down as the biggest prick tease in political history.
The McCain staffers made her, she went rogue and people stopped believing in her, so she begged her former staffers for help. Only one of them allowed sarah to utter his name.
sarah tried to legally protect her ¨brand.¨ It was a desperate attempt to stop people from posting photo-shopped images like the one on this post. It was also a desperate attempt to stop people from posting unflattering photos of her.
I have a ¨news flash¨ for you, sarah. Not a single photo taken of you since 2008 has been flattering. Tens of thousands were taken during your ¨Going Rogue¨ tour. Look through them again. Not a single good one in the lot.
Like Todd, sarah, you are past your prime.
Anon 6:00 a.m. - I agree with you.
ReplyDeleteHer handlers may have known that she wasn't going to get many votes this year, so "encouraged" her to stay home. It would have been humiliating for her to be there when the votes were casts and there would not have been a way for her to leave early without looking even more like a coward.
Also too, she would have had to have interviews and answered policy questions on camera. She would not have had the media control she does at her speech events and on Fox.
I've always said that she behaves exactly like a petty dictator, a la Mubarak, Kim Jong Il, etc.
1) overexposed in the media
2) her family is involved in moneymaking schemes at the expense of her supporters and taxpayers
3) she's vindictive and punishes any criticism with a sledgehammer
4) her desired image is a friendly mom who all women emulate and every man wants to bang
5) all answers to complex problems come down to violent remedies against the perceived creators of the problems
I think she will decide to run as a third party candidate and try to avoid all debates in the primaries. If she can do anything of redeeming value at this point, it's to divulge secrets of the powerful people she now realizes are abandoning her.
Come on, Sarah, push Karl Rove and Rush Limbaugh out of the closet now! As MI says, rumors, heinous lies, etc.
The ultra religious groups did not attend CPAC due to GOProud being invited, therefore this poll is not indicitive of her true level of support.
ReplyDeleteSad to say, there is more out there than this poll shows, even if it makes me very happy she tanked and sucks hind tit with her fellow wackadoo Huckster.
Anon 6:21
ReplyDeleteLibby Dole ran in the Republican Primary but later dropped out..Sarah dropped out of going to Isareal because she would have had to deal with"blood libel" talk with media,answer questions posed by security experts around the world and they would not have paid her big$$$$ so teaming up with a chief of staff who knows how to set up money in the Caymans is what Sarah is all about. Fox and the others do not want to say what a mistake she is.
The quitter Queen couldn't even finish filling out her application to trademark her name!
ReplyDeleteWhat does it matter what Sarah Palin wants? Her faked pregnancy will ooze into main stream media. Her squeaking rants will be but a distant echo.
ReplyDeleteThe emails are on deck.
I would imagine "nomentum" is the opposite of momentum.
ReplyDeleteI worry about Piper.
ReplyDeleteShe has not had enough camera face time since SPAlaska ended.
Piper..hang in.. mom will get back in the spotlight soon.
that is the exact face Todd sees at breakfast...
ReplyDeleteElizabeth Dole ran for the Republican nomination in the US presidential election of 2000. Again SP does not have her memory of history correct.
ReplyDeleteI "hopey" she "changeys" her mind and doesn't run. I can't bear another campaign listening to her screech and lie!
ReplyDeleteTitle is what Sarah is searching for as she would not want the job of President because it entails work. Sarah will take advantage of any open door, just the same as Todd has shown he takes advantage of an open door.
ReplyDelete@6:51 - Thanks for reminding me about Libby Dole.
ReplyDeleteSo there is no "title" for Palin to throw her hat in the GOP 2012 presidential primary, based on history. Perhaps there were other GOP women whom I've forgotten, too, who ran in the GOP presidential primaries last century.
Anyone else?
Sarah can't have a "title" by running in the primaries. She could only have a "title" by winning the 2012 GOP nom and no one--not even the GOP fringe--thinks she can do that.
If I had to look at her face every day, I"d be visiting the gay bars just like Tawd does.
ReplyDeleteThe fake pALIn impersonator got 4%!
ReplyDeleteThere are two ways to comment about this post. One is to make the obvious joke about lipstick on a pig. Gryphen already did that. A picture is worth a thousand words.
ReplyDeleteThis other is to talk about Sarah really running for president. As Sarah said, "If I decide to run for president again... " Of course she will. She has a score to settle with the man who stole her presidency, Obama.
Chuck Heath said that Sarah doesn't make her own decisions. She wouldn't know who to hire to do what, let along organize a presidential campaign. She is being managed.
The GOP need her to run to satisfy and hold their far right wing, Sarah's followers. Sarah attracts attention. The best example is Grypen's post that showed Fox interrupting news in Egypt to read a tweet from Sarah.
Sarah needs to fill her PAC, and running will collect money. Her endorsements might help some candidates (as long as she doesn't take aim at anyone or target them).
I think that the Sarah candidacy will start to fizzle after a debate or two, and after a couple of books come out later in the year. For fun, Gryphen should put up something like the office betting pool (no actual money), picking the dates that Sarah announces and when she quits, again.
Somebody just asked our President if he thinks that Sarah Palin could beat him in a 2012 presidential election. This was his response:
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2011/02/12/souza-for-the-weekend/pete7-2/
Before Sarah puts on the hooker makeup and wig, this is her reflection. Indeed, lipstick on a pig.
ReplyDeletePalin Crushes Time Magazine Over their 'Lies'
ReplyDeletehttp://nation.foxnews.com/media/2011/02/12/palin-crushes-time-magazine-over-their-lies
Womenwithsardinecdan:
ReplyDeleteagree,agree,agree.
We will survive this cancer on our country, but let us never forget.
we survive cancer many times yet,we remember the pain,the illness, the treatment.
Sarah is for Sarah always, and always will be.
I for one, never, believed her nor thought she was a beauty, the first time she opened her mouth, all that came out was hate,anger, and her failed christian values.
The picture is priceless!! use it!
President Barack Obama is beating out four of his most likely Republican opponents in New Hampshire, according to a new poll.
ReplyDeleteObama leads Mike Huckabee by 13 points, and he cruises against both Sarah Palin and Newt Gingrich by 23 points.
Read more: http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0211/49392.html#ixzz1DrQzJ11e
Wow!!! I've never seen Sarah look so good!
ReplyDeleteMalia Litman has an excellent article on Palin: Sarah Palin’s Choice of Corrupt Losers
ReplyDeletePlease help spread Malia's article far and wide.
http://malialitman.wordpress.com/2011/02/13/sarah-palins-choice-of-corrupt-losers/
The sow from hell, nothing stops her, no scandal even slows her down, not even the Toads promiscuity. She thrives for and lives on hate mongering. Her kids are just like her. We will never see the end of old man McCain's monster from the depths of Lake Lucile and her litter of Palinistas!
ReplyDeleteAnyone have any silver bullets? Wooden stakes? Experienced Exorcist?
Warning, she is always surrounded by disfunctional housewives, horny old geezers and a very suspicious guy in red pajamas, most of whom are presumed to be armed and ready to "reload".
Hey Ms. Palin, I'm writing from my farm down here in Iowa.....please stop giving us a bad name. Signed, Peter Piglet.
ReplyDeleteOh my. Sow Sarah. As some see her.
ReplyDeleteGryphen, you old dog, put that photo of Sarah back in your wallet.
ReplyDeleteYou choose photos that are much, much too kind.
Sarah is the queen of the corrupt bitches club, she is teaching her daughters to be just like her.
ReplyDeleteShe deserves a prison cell for the hate and lies she has squeezed out.
That photo of her is priceless and should be scattered throughout the media. What a hoot!
ReplyDeleteRunning for President of the United States? My ass! She's in it all to make money and nothing else.
That photo needs to be put on a magnet or a banner for vehicles. I'd buy it in a heartbeat and then purchase more and give them to friends that dislike Palin as much as I!!!
ReplyDeleteHow do we get it done?
Thanks for sharing... Great pic!!
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souza-for-the-weekend/pete6-2/
Palin, I don't know what you mean when you say that "If I decide to run for president again... "
ReplyDeleteThe only federal election I recall you running in was as a failed Vice-Presidential Candidate - second fiddle.
That is what you have always been - a second fiddle.
~ You lost a beauty queen contest.
~ You could not do your job as mayor of Wasilla and had to hire a City Manager.
~ You could not govern and needed a Shadow Governor.
~ You quit the governorship, saying that you don't need a title.
~ You failed as John McCain's running mate.
~ You have failed as a mother with your chldren's many delinquent activities.
I believe that you are looking for a new title. Here's one:
"Strumpet with the Bumpit"
Someone used the term 'SOW SARAH'! I like it - perfect fit for the corrupt woman.
ReplyDeleteThat photo need to be circulated.
It's not the title of "first" that Sarah wants. It's the title of presidential candidate. Once you get that title, they always use it when introducing you (ie former governor, former presidential candidate, etc.). She can milk it for years and years, especially with the former VP candidate title too. She WILL milk it unless somebody makes it impossible for her to get paid big bucks for being former this and former that. In between election seasons she will get more plastic surgery and come up with a perfume line or something (dead fish?). Then she will pop back up for the next election cycle, being a guest on Fox and other places that will call her governor and former presidential candidate. Sarah has no shame, no sense of embarrassment, no grasp on reality. She will torture us until she can't hide behind botox and mini-lifts, and then she will sell "rill" American trademarked crap to all the gullible idiots.
ReplyDeleteDo you like this future? Me either. Somebody needs to wall the Palins into their compound and throw away the damn key. And turn off their power so they can't transmit. And steal Piper's raft so she can't paddle across the Lake and start a line of childrens' bumpits. Please, somebody make them go away!
i think palin trademarking her name is great. Doubt many will want to pay a fee, so they would stop talking about her as much.. this could actually make her fade away..
ReplyDeleteGryph, now that u have given Scarah a birthday present..can we expect a V day present tomorrow???
ReplyDelete@woman w/sardine can:
ReplyDeletePat Paulsen could also say he was a presidential candidate. It's really not a big deal to say you're a presidential candidate. Other women have done it, too (e.g. Dole). Female porn stars have run for office. I think one ran in 2008 in the CA primary.
Women with sardine can: Love you and you comments. You think like I do maybe that's why!Only you say it much more with intelligence.. THANKS A LOT.
ReplyDeleteNote to the person who wanted to make a bumper out of the picture, please I would buy it and use it. I never put things on my car, but this I would.
Actually, there were other women who ran for president last time: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_candidates_in_the_United_States_presidential_election,_2008
ReplyDelete"Strumpet with the Bumpit"
ReplyDeleteI am adding this to my list of funny palin names
when I show these names to folks, they either
A)Don't get it
B)Don't thinkg its funny
C)Laugh along with me at the classic zaniness of this poor woman.
However ever I didn't keep "piper diaper", just sick huh granpa H??