Still over the clouds with the success of the March 13 campaign called "Let's Roll...to a Stop" for Palin (Which had participants numbering in the tens!) some unimaginative mouth breather has now been inspired to ratchet things up a scootch, and have Palin-bots abandon their cars completely, and march over bridges all across the country on July 4th, 2011.Doesn't THAT sound like fun? What better way to celebrate the two year anniversary of the day after the day that Palin quit her job than to wander aimlessly over a bridge to nowhere, only to have to turn around on the other side and walk right back over to where you started?
If that is not a metaphor to describe how Palin's career has gone since she quit her job, I don't know what is.
This most recent tweet describes how quickly the idea is catching on.
March for Palin On July 4th 2011 - Americans will be marching across all of the major bridges in America. 131,520 people have commited march
4 hours ago via web
Who knew that there were over 131, 000 lonely Americans with nothing better to do on the Fourth of July, but to wander over a bridge with a group of delusional strangers? Inspiring isn't it?
But you know if these people REALLY wanted to honor Palin on this second anniversary of the day after the day she quit her job, they would only walk HALFWAY across the bridge, and then quit!
Number one it would be a more appropriate honor, and number two it would be a much shorter walk to wherever they left their stupid car.
No wait, let me change that. If these people wanted to channel the spirit of Sarah Palin they would walk halfway across the bridge, suddenly quit, and then grab whoever had helped to prepare them for their journey and throw them off of the bridge into the water below.
Now THAT is how Bible Spice Barbie rolls!
Seriously, who comes up with this crap?
Why don't they all visit their queen Sarah in her hometown and take a picnic lunch to her home to share with her?
ReplyDeleteThis is the most fucking stupid thing that I have heard of. A bunch of dazed and confused idiots marching across bridges. I certainly can't think of anything that would be any more fun than that. Besides that, I didn't realize that celebrating quitting is the "in" thing to do now.
ReplyDelete"...ratchet things up a scootch..."
ReplyDeleteheh, your way with words had me smiling through this whole post!
And the metaphors are trickling in lately, all of them apt. I can't remember if I read the entry here, or where, with the best of the bunch--the one where Palin was our Fatal Attraction and now she won't leave and she's insistent on boiling our bunnies. Anyway, it's been a good day for funny images, and now with the wandering over the bridges...
"REALLY wanted to honor Palin on this second anniversary of the day after the day she quit her job, they would only walk HALFWAY across the bridge, and then quit"
ReplyDeleteYou missed part of it Gryphen.
They would quit their job and then they would only walk HALFWAY across the bridge, and then quit!!
Do I get any points for driving across the bridges that day and hitting them!!! LOL SPLAT!!
I had totally forgotten about that "get out and stop" thing for the 13th......LOL. Who ARE these morons that come with this stuff? Don't they realize that NO ONE even KNOWS about this stuff unless they read blogs that are 100% against her OR the 1 or 2 sites that worship her? The general public (most of America) doesn't know and doesn't care.
ReplyDeleteLMAO!! Walk?? If this latest lame stunt even happens, most of them will be "marching" with their Hoverounds and Jazzies (purchased totally with Big Gub'mint Medicare). Of course, it all depends if they can tear themselves away from 4th of July barbecues. And there's no guarantee that some of these paint chip munchers won't get lost on their way to "the other side." Symbolic, much?
ReplyDeleteClassic post to end the day! Thanks!
Gryphen, you give mouth breathers a bad name.
ReplyDeletePS--Next Bot stunt? Howz about marching off a cliff?
ReplyDeleteSoooooo, what kind of turn-out did that roadside. . .(protest? Show of support?) two mile imagery accomplish?
ReplyDeleteI'm having a hard time understanding the bots these days. They are either trying to make the highways hazardous by pulling over, honking and causing accidents or getting run over on bridges by semis and car loads of people with sticky children who have imbibed too much beer or been blinded by 4th of July fireworks.
ReplyDeleteDo you think its like the lemmings and they are just trying to end it all 'cause they want to go over the cliff with Sarah?
I don't know. If they weren't so stupid I'd feel bad for them. But all this does is make me crave barbecue.
Who are these people?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.allhatnocattle.net/sarah_palin_supporters.jpg
Ladies and Gentlemen, "The Bridges to Nowhere Tour."
ReplyDeleteThese people are a laugh a minute! Seriously, you couldn't make this garbage up. Personally, I love the idea of celebrating the anniversary of The Big Quit. But I have a feeling we're not celebrating for the same reason...
ReplyDeleteI suggest "Moons for Palin" on July 4th on bridges wherever you see these morons.
ReplyDeleteOn the Golden Gate Bridge? Oh yeah, whopping turnout there.
ReplyDeleteSounds like "a bridge to nowhere".
ReplyDeleteWhat ever happended to their "event" where they were supposed to honk their horns at a specific time. ?
ReplyDeleteThe last one was called "let's roll to a stop." I think this one should be called "let's jump off a bridge."
ReplyDeletehttp://www.infrastructurereportcard.org/fact-sheet/bridges
ReplyDelete"According to the U.S. Department of Transportation, of the 600,905 bridges across the country as of December 2008..."
So, aprox. 6 people per bridge?
Oooooooo. Im press eve.
Site also talks about how much it will cost to bring our bridges up to code. Very, Dee press ing.
". . . hey would only walk HALFWAY across the bridge, and then quit!"
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ha ha ha -- Good assuming on your part, Gryph. You and Anon @ 4:43 PM both have a fun way with words:
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"Do I get any points for driving across the bridges that day and hitting them!!! LOL SPLAT!!"
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Lovin' it all.
4:43 PM4:43PM
is this being proposed by the same fuktard that came up with that 'park your car on the shoulder of the road and honk your horn for an hour' brilliance ?
ReplyDeleteWhy don't they all fly to Wasilla and re-enact the "Big Quit"! They can all take turns playing Sarah!
ReplyDeleteLOL! Thank you. I needed that. You have a talent that I love and appreciate. Now a question. Who is more delusional, SP or the people who support her?
ReplyDeleteNew York City is very security conscious about its bridges, tunnels, the subway, in fact, any potential target for a terrorist attack. Plenty of people walk across the Brooklyn Bridge just to enjoy the view, however, if these people want to organize and attract attention, they might end up attracting the kind of attention that they don't want.
ReplyDeleteI have a feeling that other major cities have the same security in place regarding targets of interest, sky scrapers, bridges, major points of interest.
This kind of thinking is the same thinking that would cause an auto accident by stopping on the shoulder of a busy highway. It must be typical of Sarah Palin thinking. I'm not gonna let big government push me around; I'm gonna park my truck here on the Golden Gate Bridge, and you guys try and stop me. (They will).
I suggest that these devoted fans fly up to Alaska and march across the Bridge to Nowhere. And, don't bother to come back.
This is so sad and pitiful. These people really need help.
ReplyDeleteI hope they all jump off the bridges and show us what good swimmers they are!
ReplyDeleteOT, but LOL at the following line from Vanity Fair article titled, What Will Sarah Whine About, If Not the Liberal Press?
ReplyDelete"Formerly popular polymath Sarah Palin did an interview with Fox News’ Greta Van Susteren about Libya last night, as private citizens with no constituents or foreign-policy expertise often do."
Delusional morons.
ReplyDeleteThis will only work if they're allowed to bring their lazy boy recliners, remotes and a bag of cheese doodles with them.
I'm trying to figure out the theme. A Bridge Too Far? Bridge over Troubled Waters? I bid three clubs? Palin's Bridge is Falling Down Is the idea that they'll cross that bridge when they come to it? Or maybe Sarah has burned her bridges behind her, and she can't retreat. Oooops, that means that she'll be reloading, watch out!
ReplyDeleteOn the other hand, it may be an indication of the age of Sarah's fans, remembering a popular song from the 1940's, "Cross over the Bridge," http://www.oldielyrics.com/lyrics/patti_page/cross_over_the_bridge.html
Here's the chorus:
Cross over the bridge
Cross over the bridge
Change your reckless way of livin'
Cross over the bridge
Leave your fickle past behind you
And true romance will find you
Brother, cross over the bridge
I didn't hear...whatever happened with the stopping by the side of the road all over the place? Did anyone mention someone had actually done it?
ReplyDeleteOhhhhhh fun!!! On July 4th with hoards of the Palin faithful on bridges, Mother Grifter announces she's not running in 2012 for President. The distraught crowds numbering 6 nationwide decide to walk to Dairy Queen for a Blizzard, the wait for the fireworks show.
ReplyDeleteThey have approx. 300 followers and over three THOUSAND people signed up to walk on bridges?
ReplyDeleteThe bots are being PUNK'D - pure and simple.
BWAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAA!
Oh Gryphen, I was laughing so much while reading this out to a friend... you have an amazing way with words!
ReplyDeleteAlso wow the 4th of July to celebrate quitting...and Quittypants.... Im sure thats not what the country was founded on.
I'm sorry, but these people are fucking retarded.
ReplyDeleteDidn't the Quitter quit before the July 4th weekend precisely so that there wouldn't be so much attention?
ReplyDeleteActually, with nearly 601,000 bridges and 131,520 of the dazed and confused so far, they are either going to be really really tired when they get done, or they can split up and take about 4.5 bridges each. Lotsa luck with that.
ReplyDeleteDriving across and hitting them for Points gain was my first choice.
ReplyDeleteBut then another thought came to mind. Oh I'm evil tonight and lovin' it!!!
How about when they park their vehicles and start walking, call the cops and have their vehicles towed!!! Oops!! ROFL
Could someone please tell the pro-Palin, anti-government, anti-taxes, anti-socialism, teabagging 'bots that all these lame semi-stunts that they're planning on roads and bridges are made possible because of infrastructure and the government, agencies, regulations and taxes that make them available for everyone, even idiot Palinbots, to use? kthx.
ReplyDeleteGryph
ReplyDeleteOne of your all time best.......and the comments are, yet again, beyond hysterical. I need some Depends after this one.
I will continue to check back for new comments......just when I don't think people can be any funnier.....
Thanks for the bridge count 5:07 pm
ReplyDeleteWith their 131,520 lemmings and 600,905 bridges, that would be 4 1/2 bridges each.
"Seriously, who comes up with this crap?"
ReplyDeleteThe flagitious female herself probably does, and if not her, her sheeple, and heads of the sheeple committees. It seems like anytime she gets "hit" by any negative press and blogs that point out the truth about her, or when she opens her mouth and makes huge mistakes, or when the poll numbers reflect low ratings, they all unite and mobilize to come up with ways to keep her in the spotlight, and laud and honor her (what a waste of time that is!!!) Afterall, they can't function without their demagogue-in-chief.
This latest "caper" involving bridge walking (dumb, dumber dumbest) is just another in the bag of Palin tricks to keep her in the mainstream, and an attempt to make her appear so important and necessary. It reminds me of that ridiculous, pitiful song they sang about her (that Battle Hymn--ho hum tribute that went viral all over the net--pitiful as it was).
And when this louche lame brain either fades away or goes away somehow, we have another one right behind her--that nutcase Bachmann!! Will the country ever get a break from these crazy, idiotic freaks?
Oh this should be great. Remember - "all our previous efforts have FAILED." Google "3/13 Road to Ruin" and you will find the Facebook page for this uh... whatever they are. Here is the "founder's" summary of how the "Let's Roll" event went:
ReplyDelete"Ok Folks! It came and went just as we expected. The areas where locals took charge and did the groundwork went well. The areas where no one would act, no one acted. For everyone who has helped by organizing, building local groups or getting the word out-MANY THANKS!! We are just beginning. The next step will be announced at the end of this week."
I guess the "next step" is the bridge/lemming thing.
I suggest "Moons for Palin" on July 4th on bridges wherever you see these morons.
ReplyDeleteexcellent! gotta' make some posters...
I love it that the tweet had 1843 following with over 18,000 people marching, then (in the same moment) over 131,00 commited to this march. Where are they getting these numbers? BTW did anything ever happen March 15th? I got busy and forgot to look.
ReplyDeletewait, what's the point?
ReplyDeletehey peeps! instead of celebrating independence day, let's go celebrate sarah!
ReplyDeletecan't wait to see how this turns out, lol.
but really it's good that they do this because it's important that we get an accurate representation of quitter supporters. speaking of which, what was the final result of the awesome pull-over-on-the-interstate-for-sarah blockbuster event? exactly. just another flop in a series of flops.
Sounds like something a bunch of rowdy, immature, middle-school kiddies might do -- thinking how fun would that be?
ReplyDeleteAnd, it just might be fun (but a very stupid act) for this bunch of rowdy, low/no-class, immature, middle-school acting group of 'bots' -- go for it guys!!!
They may just never grow up, or are possibly in the 2nd childhood, ya think? ha ha ha ha ha ha!!
Too easy, Gryphen.
ReplyDeletePalin-bots couldn't be anything but stupid.
How long did it take RAM to come up with this assinine idea?
ReplyDeleteWhat is she, a charity case now? Give me fucking break. What's next, "Organ Donations for Palin"?
ReplyDelete"March for Palin On July 4th 2011 - Americans will be marching across all of the major bridges in America. 131,520 people have commited march"
ReplyDeleteYou wanns show your unity for Sarah Palin?
How about all of her followers march across the Bridge To No Where. That would truly show the world that you support and are fully behind that retard.
Don't do it!
ReplyDeleteDon't fall for it!
It's a trick!
While you are standing on a bridge by yourself, Willow and the Colony Girls will be ransacking your house.
Anon @ 4:57 PM
ReplyDelete"Bridges to Nowhere Tour"
Best. Comment. Ever.
Since you are honoring Sarah, what about Todd?
ReplyDeleteHow about picking a day and have prostitutes give Todd a freebie?
This gives me the giggles. I checked and checked after the 13th to see if there had been ANY kind of news coverage of the silly roll to a stop thing. Nothing. The facebook note from the founder must have just appeared in the last couple of days. I had hoped there would be some local footage to make fun of, but nothing nothing nothing. Now we get a new retarded stunt.
ReplyDeleteKnowing the Palins, a light just went on above their heads. The trick is how to turn this into a money scam.
ReplyDeleteWhat is with her latest facebook note?
ReplyDeleteTruly, that whole idea is funny.
ReplyDeleteA bunch of teabaggers, sorry, Sarah Palin fans, on the most famous bridge in the US.
Which is located on the most Gay/Lesbian Liberal part of the US.
I'll be watching that live-feed!
Although, more than likely, I'll forget...
Still, it'd be interesting in the feed they'll publish - we know we have reality checks on 'traffic live feeds'
These people just crack me up = at the same time they make me cry 'cause they made some people believe their shit and voted accordingly.
On the up-side, eyes will have been opened on the GOP's REAL agenda.
Anti regular people. Pro wealth.
Not even pro-business, 'cause Mom and Pop down the street don't get no benefits.
Anti-social. Community destructing.
What is she, a charity case now? Give me fucking break. What's next, "Organ Donations for Palin"?
ReplyDeleteThat's just too too funny if it wasn't so incredibly sad!
Yep, that's what Palin and her likes stand for: Death. For way too many people.
Has anybody seen or heard from Piper?
ReplyDeleteWith everybody commenting on the stupidity of the uneducated Palins, methinks Sarah put her in a private school or has a private tutor.
Sarah wants Piper to be the Palin with an IQ score over 10.
Okay, I won't run them down!! Gave thought and decided I didn't want their blood or body parts on my car as you have no idea what diseases they have.
ReplyDeleteGet their cars towed while they walk - still a good possibility!!
But another thought:
What if their Cult Leader decides to recognize her anniversary of quitting the Gov office while the Cult followers are on the bridge and she declares by tweeting that she will NOT be running for office! Being they are already there, they're free to JUMP!!!! That would be in the fashion of a CULT!!!
FYI - Quitter actually held the presser of her quitting speech on the Dead Lake on July 3rd as her lawyer FleaVan threatened to sue Shannyn Moore on July 4th. Quitter's last day was July 26th.
Anon 6:33
ReplyDelete"What is she, a charity case now? Give me fucking break. What's next, "Organ Donations for Palin"?"
Hope no one is waiting for a brain on the transplant list as they will be disappointed!!!!
You all are making an impact over at Rightspeak! Thanks, and keep it up! The truth about Palin and Trig's magic birth needs to hit mainstream. It's making more than a few c4p's head spin out of control!!!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.rightspeak.net/2011/03/calling-out-trig-truther.html#comments
Just be polite.
Maybe they can all get together and build her a bridge to russia?
ReplyDeleteAfter all that stupid marching, the Palinbots should crawl under the closest bridge and stay there.
ReplyDeleteThe stupidity, it burns! At least Fox will covers these teabaggers on scooters.
ReplyDeleteGryphen, I never type on my NOOK Color because it is annoying but I just want to say this is the funniest thing I have read in quite some Time! LMAO
ReplyDelete**********Breaking News*********
ReplyDeleteI have just received word of the next planned activity for Palinbots. It's called "Operation Dig Deep For President Palin"
1) Dig a six foot deep hole.
2) Lie down in said hole.
3) Remain in your hole until the scary black man steps down after admitting he is a sekret Muslim from Kenya.
4) Go back in your house, turn on your TV to ABC, and wait for DWTS to come on.
5) Watch until the code to elect Sarah Palin comes on your screen and vote as many times as possible.
6) Bask in the glory of knowing a "rill" ignorant American is back in the White House.
Oh, this is hilarious ! Thanks Gryphen.
ReplyDeleteWhat happened to the Shailey Tripp iceberg? Its all gone "poof".
Heh. Gonna be a fail, that. Too many of those bots are afraid of heights, another bunch afraid of bridges. About 60 will show up.
ReplyDeleteGotta give you this laugh, an advice columnist, very frank. She's from LA, hear her reply to a question...[note: cursing]
"What do you think of drill, baby, drill."
http://www. dearcoketalk.com/post/887937149/on-drill-baby-drill#share
Freaking killer. This woman is good.
Nothing these people do surprises me. Any one who supports Sarah has to be totally nuts. I believe they would kill for her if she told them to. CRAZY,CRAZY,CRAZY.
ReplyDeleteLet's see, we've had "Let's Roll..to a Stop" where we DRIVE somewhere in support of the OIL INDUSTRY
ReplyDeleteNow appearing this summer
"Marching for " - where we actually WALK, can we say in support of Michelle Obama get moving & get healthy?
In development: WAVING to Sarah - Celebrating the demise of Sarah Palin's political career & influence as she heads into the Grizzly Cave for permanent seclusion.
Estimated Schedule date: 11-6-12 when President Obama wins 2nd term with 60% and many GOP from the House, Senate, and state Governors are sent packing.
Old fat racist white people (and RAM), walk on bridges on the 4th of July throughout America! Let us film you. Heh.
ReplyDeleteCalling all morons! Calling all palinbots! Bring out your deadheads! Calling all morons!
ReplyDeleteagreed. gryph....one of your best. so awesome.
ReplyDeleteHey all you bridge supporters of Palin - jump off the bridges and show us how you can swim to shore. She'll lead you there - yea, right! Put your floaters on!
ReplyDeleteCould it be these two that are making this crap up? They look pretty 'crafty'...
ReplyDeleteHope this hyperlink works :)
They're so proud of being stupid.
ReplyDeleteROFL Gryphen, this is your funniest post ever. And the funniest bunch of comments ever.
ReplyDeleteMay I suggest instead of clogging up U.S. bridges that the whole lot of them go on one of those theme cruises, with Sarah and Todd as guests of honor/paid speakers. Oh, and most importantly, the cruise destination would be along the coast of Somalia.
ReplyDeleteThey Palin-bots are joining her on the Bridge to Nowhere.
ReplyDeleteI like the Ketchikan Run to Nowhere on the road to nowhere that goes to where the bridge to nowhere was supposed to start better. I think they also advertised that you could quit any time you wanted, in honor of the twitter quitter.
ReplyDeletePoor Sarah, she can't get no respect. You reckon she and her bots have figured out the reason yet?
ReplyDeleteIn other news, what religious symbol/necklace is Palin wearing today?
I have a feeling that the 1,350 that signed up are closer to 65 people who signed up bogus 'friends' 30 to one hundred times.
ReplyDeleteLOL. Where do they plan to park their cars? All 4 major bridges in my city do not have lots for brdgewalkers. And they definitely don't have enough handicapped spaces to accomodate all the jazzie riders. All four of our bridges cross the Delaware River from PA inot NJ and millions of Americans will be trying to get to the Jersey Shore. These briedgwalkers will be arrested if they fuck with the shore traffic. You don't mess with shore traffic.
ReplyDeleteHa, they're going to need more than luck to pull this crap off.
ReplyDeleteDoes the word "permits" ring a bell, you morans?
Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteWhat is she, a charity case now? Give me fucking break. What's next, "Organ Donations for Palin"?
6:33 PM
Well, she is in desperate need of a brain...all her potential donors are not suitable, as their brains are damaged.
After they cross, they can go live under the bridges like the trolls they are.
ReplyDeleteSo the "Queen of Quit" bots are trying to upstage 4th of July? How ironic.... celebrating the holiday by glorifying a quitter who is a nonproductive member of society. Just so, so, so pitiful!
ReplyDeleteI suspect many of Palin's most ardent supporters are quite a bit chubby. If they all descend on a bridge at the same time, uh-oh!
ReplyDeleteIsn't there a bridge to nowhere we can point them to?
ReplyDeleteMaybe they will all march to the bridge, and lemming-like, throw themselves off! You know--"Follow the Leader."
ReplyDeleteIf they were REALLY devoted followers and not just pretenders, they would cross the bridge hopping on one foot and whistling God Bless America.
ReplyDeleteWTF? Who came up with this ridiculous scheme? I'm not too sure it wasn't originally meant as a joke and someone who has delusional dreams about $arah thought it was real. What is the bridge supposed to stand for? The money she kept for the "bridge to nowhere" with which she built the "road to nowhere"??
ReplyDeleteHow'd that pulling over to the side of the road work for you all? I saw one car on the side of the road, but that guy had a flat tire and an Obama sticker on his car so he wasn't out there for Palin. He was waiting for a tow truck. I'm sure the media was all over this. Right? That's why we heard so much about it!
I don't know about other parts of the country, but the bridges around here, across the Missouri and Mississippi Rivers, are pretty unwalkable. Even driving across them is a death-defying event because of the semis and the eternal road construction.
ReplyDeleteTea bagger nutjobs should be widely encouraged to do this; there'll be fewer of them at the end of that special day.
No way that many people have signed up for such an idiotic march. They couldn't even get that many to show up at the Glenn Beck "Restoring the Dark Ages" Rally!
ReplyDelete"The March Off the Bridge To Nowhere." This has Palin's ill-considered stamp all over it.
ReplyDeleteAnon 3:57 AM: "So the "Queen of Quit" bots are trying to upstage 4th of July? How ironic.... celebrating the holiday by glorifying a quitter who is a nonproductive member of society."
ReplyDeleteOr celebrating Independence Day by glorifying a parasite who leeches off donations to her PAC and defense fund to pay her bills.
If there is even just one fool trudging across a bridge in Sarah Palin's honor, I hope the media shows up to cover it...to remind voters this is the anniversary of the Quitter abandoning her post for a quick buck!
ReplyDeleteOh lordy, if they actually plan to drag their knuckles across the Golden Gate Bridge I know there will be a huge anti-Palin crowd there to meet them. Hell, where would the Palin supporters even come from? No one in the Bay Area likes her.
ReplyDeleteI don't believe any of it . Besides, how are they ever going to decide which side of the bridge to start from?????
ReplyDeleteSometimes I can get hung up on the littlest things. I kept looking at "scootch", and I knew that wasn't the right way to spell it. I tried everything I could think of on Google, and FINALLY found the stupid word..skosh. Phew! Now I can go on with the lesser emergencies of life.
ReplyDeleteColleen in Seattle says:
ReplyDeleteHilarious Gryph! I'm still chuckling. I love the way you write. Thanks for making us all laugh out loud.