Justice Arizona style! The toughest Sheriff in America, launches attack on dangerous chickens using a tank, and his secret weapon, Steven Seagal! Arpaio heard to say, "As God is my witness I thought chickens could fight!"

From KPHO in Phoeniz:

Sheriff Joe Arpaio rolled out the tanks to take down a man suspected of cockfighting.

West Valley residents in the neighborhood are crying foul after armored vehicles, including a tank, rolled into their neighborhood to make the bust.

Neighbor Debra Ross was so worried she called 911 and went outside where a nearby home had its windows blown out, was crawling with dozens of SWAT members in full gear, armored vehicles and a bomb robot.

“When the tank came in and pushed the wall over and you see what's in there, and all it is, is a bunch of chickens,” Ross said.

Yes but what this "neighbor," obviously a Muslim loving, anti-American Democrat, failed to mention was that these fowl creatures had in their  possession oval shaped potential projectiles that could have put Arizona law enforcement at risk. You know it only takes one small piece of eggshell to take an eye out!

So clearly Arpaio realized that to protect his officers he needed to bring in the "big guns."

Steven Seagal.....in a tank.

(Llovera’s attorney Robert) Campus said he believes the entire scene was basically a stage, to help actor Steven Seagal’s TV show, “Lawman.”

Seagal was riding in the tank.

Thousands of dollars in damages were made to the property and 115 birds were euthanized on the spot.

Okay so one hundred and fifteen chickens were slaughtered.  But what did they expect when they were "palling around" with a criminal like Mr. Llovera?  By the way what criminal activity was this guy involved with again?

Llovera was convicted of a misdemeanor last year of attending a cockfight and has no history of owning weapons.

I'm sorry, what?

So let me get this straight.  The guy attends one cockfight and they send in Steven "Above the Law" Seagal  to take him down? In a chicken crushing tank no less? 

What do they do when you jaywalk?  Stand you in front of a firing squad?

Holy crap, no wonder Sarah Palin is drawn to this place like a moth to a flame.  These are her people!

Just in case reading this was not amazing enough, there is also this video.

(P.S. For those people who are confused by my headline, take a little trip to WKRP in Cincinnati for clarification.)