Koel Purie's interview with Sarah Palin is almost painfully pointless potpourri of political posturing and palpable pandering.

I almost did not post this interview because there was so much going on that I just did not have time to get to it.

But I watched it again last night, and was struck by the fact that Palin does not really say ANYTHING.  All she does is talk around the questions posed and throw out talking points to confuse this poor woman.

And by the way, I used to think that the Japanese people were the most polite people on the planet, but after watching the Indian people talk about, and attempt to interview, Palin I think perhaps they are the most polite people on the face of the earth.

I am amazed that this young woman continues to smile thorough this train wreck of an interview, and does not once turn to the camera to mouth the words, "What the fuck?"  In my opinion that shows almost super human restraint on her part.



Palin does not waste any time and starts spewing moose nuggets as soon as she is asked the VERY FIRST question.

Purie: "What do you think of when I first say India to you?"

Snooki: "Diversity..just uh..amazing..the geographic diversity is s lush and yet dense with population so there's..there's.. all that going on. But then the diversity of the cultures and the religion and...um...its just quite fascinating.  And as I said in my remarks India is a good leader by example for so many other countries that could emulate the things that are being done in terms of tolerance and embracing that diversity"

(Palin-bot word for the say is "diversity." You trolls better remember it cause it could show up on the test.)

And after that first helping of word fruit salad things continue to go downhill.

Every question that follows is met with patented Palin-isms like "liberty," "freedom," "self-reliance," "free markets," blah blah, blah blah, blah blah.

I love it that Palin volunteers that she wants to go out and see all of the sight, like the Taj Ma-hal for instance, but we now know that the only sights she saw were of the inside of her hotel room and of Todd locking himself in the bathroom to escape the crazy.

I love that Purie asks her how she manages a political campaign while raising five children. Snooki's answer that Todd is her "helpmate" must certainly make her handbag carrier feel muy macho. "I can do this because Todd is my bitch.  Aren't you Todd? Check my makeup again you prostitute screwing bastard!"

By the way watch for the banners that show up on the bottom of the screen during the interview like, "The Hockey mom who does not laze around," "My husband is a champ," "Did lots of laundry before coming to India," and of course "India has lots of dynamic personalities." (None of who she met of course.)

The question about how Snooki felt when Pakistani President Asif Zardari got a little frisky is kind of interesting because it shows how uncomfortable Palin becomes when somebody responds to her flirtatious persona in an overt fashion.  She is clearly somebody who is not comfortable with her sexuality, and only uses it as a tool to distract from her lack of intelligence.

People often suggest that Palin has slept with lots of people to get ahead, but I seriously doubt that she has.  Sister Sarah is a look but don't touch kind of woman.

Purie: "Who's the person you would like to meet in India?"

Snooki identifies meeting Mother Theresa's biographer, whose name she clearly does not remember, and mentions meeting the Prime Minister a few years back but not this time, and then finishes by saying "Gosh there's so many dynamic interesting people in India again I wish I could stay much longer to meet more of you." However Palin actually avoided the Indian people like the plague, or like they HAD the plague. Remember, " Sources confirmed that the Palins had no direct interaction even with room service and that for two whole days (the entire duration of her visit) Sarah Palin confined herself to her room." Clearly Palin was only in India for a paycheck, and hoped to have to interact with as few brown people as possible while she was tossing her word salad.

Did she say she does NOT have a temper? I believe there is a dented refrigerator in Wasilla who might give a different opinion on that.

I have seen a LOT of interviews with Palin but this one is especially amazing in that I do not think that the Grizzled Mama says even ONE THING that is honest or truthful.  Not one.

Even for a chronic liar like Sarah Palin that is quite an amazing achievement.