Friday, April 08, 2011

Both Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel on the Candies Foundation's obscene payments to Bristol Palin.

First Jimmy Fallon.



Short and sweet. Mr. Kimmel?

24 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:27 AM

    ok this story;'s dead now. let's move on to discussing why snooki is enlisted to speaking to college students and why meghan mccain gets standing Os at her college speaking events.

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  2. Anonymous2:56 AM

    I highly recommend watching the videos after Jimmy Kimmel's video. Those videos are truly eye openers to the small world of Sarah Palin. Once you watch a few you wonder how in the world anybody would pay this twit $100,000 to open her mouth. Sarah is not running for president, she is just milking what's left of her few seconds of fame. It also shows that it is not about family, screw Bristol, it is about Sarah. What I love about having those videos play one after the other is that it shows the true Palin. It is way better than just watching one every few days.

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  3. Anonymous3:17 AM

    Sarah typing on her computer:
    "Sarah is a wondeful person and I can't wait until she runs for president. She is a wonderful mom and wife as well."

    Sarah is shocked when Piper enters her room without knocking:
    Piper! I told you not to come into mommy's room when there is a sock on my door knob! I'm writing to my friends on the internet! Get the fuck out of here, go to your dad's room and bother him!

    Piper: But mommy, dad has a sock on his door knob too which means he is entertaining one of his friends and Bristol has a sock on her door knob too. Mommy, can I stay with Willow at our 1/2 brother's house?

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  4. Anonymous3:23 AM

    If you had any sense, you would start using our tactics against us. After all, you have a few lawyers on your side. Sue us. File frivolous ethics complaints against all our elected officials until, like Sarah, they go broke from defending themselves. (David Paterson would be a good place to start.) Challenge the constitutionality of BO2’s legion of fill-in-the-blank czars — none of whom have to be confirmed, or even pass a security check. (Come to think of it, neither did Barry.) Let slip your own journalistic dogs of war, assuming you have any, to find Barry’s birth certificate, his college transcripts, whether he applied to Occidental as a foreign student, and on which passport he traveled in 1981 to Pakistan with his friend Wahid Hamid, for starters.

    You might also want to think about interviewing New York literary agent Jane Dystel, who a) contacted the totally unknown Obama in the wake of an adulatory New York Times piece in 1990 and b) got him a $125,000 advance for a memoir that c) he couldn’t write, even after a long sojourn in Bali, which d) got the contract canceled, whereupon e) Dystel got him $40,000 from another publisher, following which f) the book finally came out to glowing reviews and g) Obama fired her. Wouldn’t she have an interesting story to tell?

    Of course, you won’t. You’re too nice, too enamored of history and tradition to realize that the rules have changed. Remember, I live and work in a town where, “Hello, he lied,” isn’t a joke; we men of the Left are perfectly comfortable lying, cheating, and stealing — hello, Senator Franken! — in order to attain and keep political power. Not for nothing is one of our mottos, “By Any Means Necessary.” You see, we’re the good guys, and for us the ends always justify the means. We are, literally, shameless, which is why Bill Clinton is now a multi-millionaire and Eliot Spitzer is already on the comeback trail.

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  5. Anonymous3:40 AM

    FINALLY Bristol gets the credit for grifting due to her. And even though there is no good excuse for it, that hasn't stopped the Palin camp from coming up with one, as usual.

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  6. Anonymous4:02 AM

    There's a great post at Palingates this morning: http://www.palingates.blogspot.com/2011/04/sarah-palins-petulant-tweets.html (good pix)

    Sarah is trying to be relevant in her lame way: tweet, tweet, tweet!! And again, no one cares.... they just float off into cyberspace.

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  7. Nan (aka roswellborn)4:19 AM

    After seeing Taylor Mali's "What Do Teachers Make" on YouTube, this is truly guffaw worthy.

    My day is richer for having seen that.

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  8. angela4:52 AM

    hahaha . . . .

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  9. Anonymous4:56 AM

    And the boulders keep raining down on the palins.

    What's a bot to do?

    Just do what sarah would do.

    Run away....

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  10. wakeUpAmerica6:00 AM

    anon@3:23, Huh? I'm not sure what your point is other than on top of your head. But your bitterness definitely comes through.

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  11. Anonymous6:14 AM

    Ha. All Jimmy had to do was deliver the straight line and it got people laughing.

    You don't even have to joke about this for people to realize what a total joke these people are (Palins).

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  12. Anonymous6:24 AM

    She better save a few bucks. This is the biggest payday Grifstol will ever see in her lifetime. She's so yesterday's news.....just like her snowbilly mother.

    Ohiovoter

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  13. Anonymous6:26 AM

    O/T - http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-fix/post/sarah-palins-tipping-point/2011/04/07/AFQAoa0C_blog.html

    MUST READ. Palin is over. Tipping point has arrived.

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  14. @3:23 (RAM? Is that you?)

    Why should WE do any of that stuff when YOU are already doing it??? Knock yourselves out, I'm sure you'll convince TONS more people now that the stubby-fingered vulgarian is on the team.

    Sarah Palin did not birth Trig, and an army of Kenyans won't change that.

    RAM or Breitbart or R.S. McCain or whoever you are, you reveal your dishonorable intentions right in the first line of your comment. We are interested the TRUTH, not in "tactics".

    "Tactics" are making up false crap to sling at the opponent. We're aware that you're experts at that, but if you had two braincells to rub together you'd realize that it still does not behoove you to emphasize the extent of your tactical depravity.

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  15. Anonymous6:42 AM

    If Bristol had any real talent and personality, she would have already landed the TV reality show that she was aiming for. Last summer, during her one week surprise engagement to Levi, it seemed to be more about the reality show than what was good for Tripp. Sarah got rid of Levi, and Bristol's reward, or should I say bribe, was to dance with the stars.

    Since then, there is a big old empty house in Arizona, waiting to be the set for another single mom exploitation TV show, and Bristol can't land a gig. She may give a speech or two to some religious group, but her message is a joke. Don't do what I did. Don't make a mistake like I did. I'm twenty years old and I have the maturity to discuss this with you based on.....wanting to make money off of my kid, just like my mom does.

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  16. Anonymous6:51 AM

    Anon @ 2:27 - Bristol making a quarter of a million dollars for whatever it is she does is a dead story?

    That money is still green and still isn't making a difference in other young girls lives.

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  17. Anonymous6:52 AM

    Why didn't the college students protest paying Snookie to speak to them? That is very odd and pathetic.

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  18. Anonymous6:55 AM

    Anon @ 2:23 - LOL, you are comedy relief. With conservatives like you, who needs to fear a GOP take-over?

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  19. Anonymous7:16 AM

    Good question, Anon. Perhaps snookie needs a illegt baby to make more cash?

    LOVED the jimmy comment "Those who can't, teach"

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  20. Anonymous7:19 AM

    Anon 3:23. Thanks for the advise, but I think I'll contact Bristol's book agent. I can write much better, can do it all on my own, AND I can dance better! Pity me, for not thinking of the making money on my back thing, as Bristol has done so well.

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  21. Anonymous8:10 AM

    Trolls love to cut and paste. If you do a search for the crap our neighborhood palinbot spewed here at 3:23, you will find it has been posted numerous times before on various websites over the course of the last couple of years(including the cesspool known as the FreeRepublic). Come on, bot, give credit where credit is due.

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  22. Anonymous10:49 AM

    What kills me the most is that Bristol earned that much for only 15 to 20 days of work. I was even more shocked that Candies admitted it.

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  23. Anonymous4:46 PM

    I'd like to report an overdose of Fox/Limpball at 3:23. It appears that this posters grasp on reality has been completely severed.

    To the poster at 3:23: if you can read this prepare to shut down your computer and all devices linked to opinion media. Go outside in the sunshine and take a long walk. Go and talk to someone you know about anything except politics or political celebrities.
    Keep away from all media until your head begins to clear and you
    feel you have regained the ability to separate bullshit from the honest truth.

    But you probably won't do it because you don't want to. You have a sneaking feeling that the truth you fight so hard against will blow your mind

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  24. FloridaDem7:34 PM

    A Forbes blogger was discussing the Candies foundation, and Bristol's payout, and Bristol got into a twitter tiff with her:

    http://twitter.com/bristol_palin
    http://twitter.com/opheliaswebb

    I didn't know what Bristol meant when she was huffy with this girl, until I clicked on her blog, which then links to Forbes:

    http://blogs.forbes.com/elisadoucette/2011/04/06/bristol-palins-compensation-seven-times-candies-foundation-donations-to-charities/#comment-47

    Some of the comments pretty much on target, and ask what we have asked...how is it a knocked-up, unmarried, high school dropout is deserving of this kind of fee? That money could have gone to charity, or to bring in a real guest speaker with some credibility. Where is the proof that Bristol Palin has prevented even one single teen pregnancy?

    Bristol spends all this time twitter-fighting, when she can just come HERE so WE can play with her. ;)

    Come on over, Bristol, since you've got so much free time on your hands. I want to see how well you've learned to "jab" as you put it. And by all means use your name.

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