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Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin may or may not attend the upcoming White House Correspondents’ Dinner on April 30, but her daughter will be there.
Bristol Palin will be a guest of People, The Washington Post’s Reliable Source reported. After Bristol’s turn on last season’s “Dancing with the Stars,” she has graced the pages of People plenty of times.
Well I guess that if PEOPLE magazine was looking for somebody to bring to this event who best represents their shallow reporting on non-celebrities, and famous pregnancies, they certainly could not have picked a better "date" than "Bristol the Pistol."
I can only imagine that she will sit in the back shooting dirty looks at the various journalists in the room, loudly exclaiming "I am not allowed to talk to you! Stranger danger! Stranger danger!" every time one of them gets too close to her table.
Alright, that's it. This sh*t's not funny anymore. New low, even for People magazine. What has happened to our country?
ReplyDeleteDinner planners should be aware that Bristol will need two place settings: one for her and one for her chin.
ReplyDeleteThe White House Correspondents' Dinner has always been a competition among news organizations to top one another with big-name "gets." It doesn't matter if the person is newsworthy for good or bad reasons, if they have contributed to the betterment of the world or just taken up space, if they are known by virtue of open mind or open legs. It's like a scavenger hunt (and I mean scavenger in both its treasure-hunter and its roadkill-picker senses) for boldface names.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure they see this for the ironic statement it is.
its as close as any of them will ever get.
ReplyDeleteThey can ask her who she prefers, the hockey team or the other high school athelets like swimmers, or baseball players.
ReplyDeleteHot news, what else does she know about anything? How to order supplies, make appointments. Change diapers?
Of course she can now dance.
Your response makes no sense. You've seen how Bristol acts at these functions. She's poised and gracious. See: Time100, all her speeches, candies.
ReplyDeleteSo that's 3 palins to grace the white house. Will piper be hired as child entertainer soon?
What a hypocrite. Just like her deranged mother.
ReplyDeletepisstol, people, puke!
ReplyDeletegryphen - they needed a chin and jay declined!
ReplyDeleteThat is disgusting.
ReplyDeleteI do not read People magazine or visit its online sight because of its shallowness.
However, I will encourage family, friends and neighbors to rethink their purchase of the magazine.
Considering the vile comments that Sarah makes regarding President Obama, I think it is an insult to have Bristol attend this dinner.
Bristol does not deserve a privilege such as this, She of the Big Middle Finger to Haters.
Disgusting, pure and simple.
11:53 - I see several categories into which Bristol would fit in your comment. You made me laugh out loud and almost choke on a Mentos I was chewing.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laughs.
Bristol is so beautiful and full of grace. She will be a welcome change of pace from the rest of the ugly haters there.
ReplyDeleteGod bless Bristol and Sarah. God bless our next president, Sarah Palin!
I've been waiting for a post to comment with this without straying too much from topic, but Mika's new book "knowing your value" is damn good. Women need to go balls to the wall and call men out on discrimination. They also need to realize a lot of men don't devalue women right off the bat. Most women just don't know how to fight for what they deserve. They're scared people won't like them.
ReplyDeleteThat is the difference between the sexes: others people perceptions and who cares about it.
Why in the hell would this damn fat ass loser be allowed there? Will she be bringing her 2 or 3 kids and all the boys she has been humping along with her?
ReplyDeleteI hope the place gets exterminated cause someone might catch herpes or cooties from her.
No she cant dance didn't u watch dwts. Maybe national enquirer can bring shailey Tripp. Kathy griffin will probably come with CNN. Who is bringing piper this year? I hope none of the msm try to rape her daughter!
ReplyDeleteSnicker factor.
ReplyDeletesarah is afraid of ridicule and has thrown her eldest daughter to the wolves.
Again!
I hope people show up to protest this shallow fat bitch. She gets photo shoots after spreading the goodies with the good ole boys. It must suck to be such a low life Palin named Bristol the Pistol.
ReplyDeleteIs Bristle scheduled to entertain the dinner guests? I certainly could see where she'd liven up an otherwise dull evening. After dessert is served, maybe she could dance out another illegitimate kid while singing karaoke to "Having My Baby"?
ReplyDeleteGood article at Daily KOS, right sidebar, about the next generation of right-wing wackos:
ReplyDeleteTue Apr 19, 2011 at 07:28 PM PDT
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Ha-ha! I think that is riot! This girl has no fucking clue - she is so not ready for prime time! Can you imagine the dinner conversation? It doesn't matter if she's seated next to Paris Hilton or Tom Brokaw, her uneducated po-dunk hickness will be on full display. She will not be able to utter a word.
ReplyDeleteToo bad there's not enough time for the humiliating truth to come out about Palin before the dinner.
ReplyDeleteIt's galling that the Palins are being treated like American royalty, when in fact, they rank among the country's most dysfunctional families.
Hopefully the undeniable truth about Palin will surface and she will be forced to slink back to her rightful anonymity/pariah place, much like John Edwards has.
It is People Magazine - a tabloid.
ReplyDeleteThat is where the Palin's belong.
What a great opportunity for reporters to come right up to her and ask her what the hell she is doing there. Bristol has been very guarded and protected, like her mother. Yes, reporters should circle her like sharks spotting something goo to eat in the water. Bristol is going to need to bring her Bully Father to protect her.
ReplyDeleteIs that the best that People magazine could come up with ? I guess that Snooki was busy that night.
ReplyDeleteTime to get Colbert back at the microphone.
ReplyDeleteIs Snooki coming, too? I mean the real Snooki.
ReplyDeleteSshhh: don't tell the Palins, but Seth Meyers, the SNL guy, is best friends with Tina Fey.
P.S. PEOPLE MAG- are you trying to sell Brisket's book for her?
She won't understand any of the jokes except the ones about her stupid mother.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, she looks like a witch with that new chin. Sad.
ReplyDeleteI predict that Bristol will look like the total fool that she is. She is hardly a big-name "get".
ReplyDeleteDon't forget that the promiscuous celebrity hoofer is officially registered as a certified political consultant- her cash is languishing, for now, in the coffers of SarahPac, but not for long.
ReplyDeleteJackie Kennedy is spinning in her grave.
ReplyDeleteThat's crazy. What a sad commentary on the state of journalism in this country.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Seth, as host of the evening, will have a surprise guest: Tina!!!
ReplyDeleteShe'll probably be the classy girl she is and give us all the finger.
ReplyDeleteCould you just end this farce already? You've let this joke family get away with enough already, AK.
ReplyDeleteI took my daughter to see Scream 4 Saturday. At the end, the main character states something to the effect that to be successful anymore in this country "you don't have to achieve anything. You just have to have fucked up shit happen to you."
ReplyDeleteI can't think of anyone who personifies this true statement more than Bristol Palin.
I personally think this invite is a stroke of genius on people's part....Mindy Kalig is very astute and clever and will probably have a lot of fun getting "friendly" with everyone's favorite teen momma. I personally cannot wait to hear Mindy's take on the evening!
ReplyDeleteAnon 12:01
ReplyDeleteHow do you know its the same Bristol full of beauty and grace? She's had at least three cosmetic surgeries since she was born. Breasts, nose and chin.
Could it be the knocked up version who used her kid in tabloids to get paid like her mother used hers? Or the version who called people filthy names on Facebook, and wanted to give a middle finger to everyone who didn't like her and her grifter mother? Or could it be the version who took a quarter mil from Candies pimping abstinence while she bed hopped from hockey player to hockey player?
So which Bristol full of beauty and grace are you talking about?
Anon 12:01
ReplyDelete"beautiful...full of grace"???? You have GOT to be kidding. I think you are full of sh*t.
Well, the last lie they put out was Bristol going to college when in fact she was ready to deliver a baby. Now I guess the next big lie is that she is a journalist in waiting.
ReplyDeleteSomeone is paying Palin back by trying to get Bristol some press. Guess Brisket will be talking about her fake memoir coming out soon about her perfect life living among the grifters and prostitution lovers in the compound in Alaska.
I can just see people laughing behind her back as she clunks in and orders a big cheeseburger with bacon and the works, with fries and a six pack of Miller sitting at a table probably with Breitfart and the janitors.
Wow, well, she will stick out like a sore thumb in all her trashiness. She will be the butt of many a joke! Now that's funny! Go Bristol! Show the world what a piece of trash you are!
ReplyDeleteIf Bristol the naughty Pistol is going to be there, then I guess they will have to bring in extra people to take out the garbage.
ReplyDelete@12:16
ReplyDeleteShe won't understand those either. She's kind of a dim bulb.
Wonder how much she's getting paid for this. Isn't there another unwed teenage bimbo that deserves this more than she. Seems like everything get handed to her on a silver platter.
ReplyDeleteWhy does she want to rub elbows with the haters and the people that hate them?
ReplyDeleteWha-? Sarah's not going? But she wants Obama to notice her sooooo bad! And now's her chance. And she's wimping out?
ReplyDeleteYeah. A real 'Mama Grizzly' I see. Scared to the core.
I'm shocked Bristol's going, but really, I don't care too much. Just wanna see who she's going to wear, and see if she's slimmed down any from that last pregnancy (there had to have been one! NO ONE gains weight on DWTS)
Wtf politico says huffpo won't print Geoffrey Dunns post about trigg because they don't print stories about conspiracy theories but if you do a search ( on Huffpo ) for birther a thousand stories appear.
ReplyDeletesjk and womanwithsardinecan: perfect!!
ReplyDeleteHaters gonna hate. I will be in attendance as well. Will report back.
ReplyDeleteanon 12:17 - please don't insult witches :) The Palin's are nothing like witches - in their personality or looks
ReplyDeleteWitches actually LOVE and respect Mother Nature and all their creatues - and the witches I know don't have big chins (well I'm sure a few do).
I'd call her a B--ch - but that would be insulting female dogs too ...
I vote that Palin is so vile she is a "word" unto herself - so that calling anyone a "Palin" is worse that any other insult including being lower then pond scum - so no need to call her or someone like her (i.e. Bristol) anything else
Uh, how is this hypocritical? Bristols barely begun to make her mark. Give her time.
ReplyDeleteGreta Van will be her date as GVS is forever drooling over Toad. GVS is looking for some 'action'. It would be a 'freebie' for Toad!! No payment required from the PAC
ReplyDeleteWow 1204, the classiness just exudes from you. I hope you're not a breeder.
ReplyDeleteWell, that does it for me: no PEOPLE reading, not even at the beauty parlor. Never again. In Obama's words, "Do they think we're stupid?" Apparently so. Yuk. Will The Great Communicator/ Future Savior of Journalism be attending or is there no pay check in sight?
ReplyDeleteIn america, a moron from jersey shore makes 30k+ to speak at rutgers, a teen mom gets hundreds of thousands for magazine spreads, and the teachers union has fucked over the entire education system. Yes. This all makes sense.
ReplyDeleteThe sad thing is, journalists (famous, influential and beginners) are no better. Most literally slept their way to the top. Diane sawyer was definitely known at the blow job queen. Big name on networks are entitled assholes. Power and influence are dangerous in anyones hands.
I wonder where the table for "People" magazine is. With any luck, it's way in the back near the kitchen. This reminds me of Sarah and the girls in Hollywood around Oscar time when they strutted into private salons and took all the booty they could stash in their tote bags. They have this idea that they are American royalty...worthy of whatever they can steal. It's a sad commentary on America that these are the people who get press and have things handed to them...I thought Alaskans earned everything they had, and that's why they are so anti-government, unless the government is giving to them, I guess. Hey, Pistol, who's raising your kid(s)?
ReplyDeleteAnonymous @ 11:56, yes, we've seen how Bristol behaves on TV, talking about how she & Ballas "sucked" and "giving the big middle finger to those who don't like her and her mother". After seeing one speech, where she spoke with her head down, barely looking at the audience, reading directly from her notes for a whopping ten minutes, for the outrageous sum of $30k, she has proven to be a waste of money.
ReplyDeleteWe've also seen her Facebook pages filled with nasty messages for anyone who disagrees with her. Best of all, I clearly remember her complaining in January of 2010 of how hard it was for her to make ends meet on her salary from the doctor's office where she was allegedly the office manager. The part that really makes that stand out is that she has more than likely perjured herself, not mentioning the $262k she received from Candies because if she had, she certainly couldn't have justified her saying that she could barely make ends meet. Could she? We know she perjured herself on the stand in Tennessee by saying she was left all alone in the middle of the woods, when reality was she was with Levi and being guarded by secret service agents.
Now what was it you were saying about Bristol??
You all might have had the same good fortune she has had if you didn't waste your precious time writing immature, middle school-style comments on an blog. Successful people don't waste time. they live life to the fullest. Haters are always going to hate. The first step in reclaiming your inner strength is to decide to live for yourself and family first.
ReplyDeleteAt first i was disgusted.
ReplyDeleteThen i thought about other kids from abusive/secretive families.
Afterall Bristol is going, NOT her half governor momma.
Maybe this and other adventures away from the 'family' will empower Bristol to break away. Write a real tell all book.
I believe it's Seth Myers (SNL) appearing at the event this year.
ReplyDeleteSNL will no doubt have some good storylines that Seth can write!!!
DISGUSTING! But that's about what you would expect from People magazine!
ReplyDeleteOne has to wonder if these various news organizations do this for the controversy/insults, and media exposure that results from it. Paula Jones (right-wing harlot extraordinaire) was invited to attend this dinner--a definite jab at Clinton, as I'm sure this is aimed at Obama.
Lord, a-mercy, she's got a jaw line like David Hasselhoff.
ReplyDeleteFeel sorry for all that will sit at her table.
ReplyDeleteOur media continues to screw things up so horribly. Giving Mrs. Palin or her daughter continual coverage is an absolute hoax on U.S. cititzens. And, the same goes for Donald Trump. The fact any of these three would be given coverage is friggin amazing. Thank God, many of us give them absolutely no credibility.
ReplyDeleteBristol, for once in your life get some fashion advice from someone other than your mother. Don't wear clothes that are too tight, they make you look heavy. Also, try to remember your manners. I know you don't see your mother treat other people with respect but you could rise above her and do the right thing for a change. Remember Barack Obama is the President of our country and no matter what your mother says, it's not going to change the situation. Maybe you can be the first Palin to treat him with the respect he deserves.
ReplyDeleteWill she be able to do it?
Bristol is so beautiful and full of grace. She will be a welcome change of pace from the rest of the ugly haters there.
ReplyDeleteit's true what they say about bots.. They really are blind.
So who will the Salahis be guests of? Oh wait, they don't need an invitation.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.facebook.com/WhiteHousePartyCrashers
Paula Jones got her nose fixed.
ReplyDeleteWhat will Bristol get fixed?
And what is this one hears about Sarah's tubal ligation years ago?
This must be People's version of a big middle finger to the WH.
ReplyDeleteAmerican culture really does suck.
LOL! Would love to be a fly on the wall watching Ol' Brisket try and understand whats going on around her there. I hope someone teaches her some ettiquette since she won't be able to just lower her head and Jay Leno chin into a trough.
ReplyDeleteLOL! Would love to be a fly on the wall watching Ol' Brisket try and understand whats going on around her there. I hope someone teaches her some ettiquette since she won't be able to just lower her head and Jay Leno chin into a trough.
ReplyDeleteIs there a "Tenet and Awning" store in Maracopia where Bristol can buy a dress to wear?
ReplyDeleteBristol is going to the White House Correspondent's Dinner?
ReplyDeleteTell the young White House male interns to bring their own condoms, Bristol is very fertile.
Momma momma I'm goin' to the White House Correspondent's Front Lawn Cement Pool Party and they said I can bring my baby's daddy!
ReplyDeleteMomma, which baby's daddy should I bring?
Another good reason not to take out a subscription to their rag.
ReplyDelete11:56: You've seen how Bristol acts at these functions. She's poised and gracious.
ReplyDelete12:01 PM: Bristol is so beautiful and full of grace.
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Um, did you SEE Bristol on DWTS? Where were the beauty, grace, and poise to which you refer?
God bless our current President, the wise and rational Barack Obama, and his beautiful, loving, and stable family.
Bristol, you're still a goddamned stupid nuisance, no matter who invites you where, no matter who you surround yourself with.
ReplyDeleteSarah: TODD TODD! Bristol has been invited to the White House for suppa! Somebody go find Bristol.
ReplyDeleteTodd: I think Bristol went to her aunt's house again. She said she'll be stayin' there a while. She said sumthin' about stayin' for 7 months until her mono goes away.
I cannot imagine anyone more out of place at the dinner. Who will she be able to hold a conversation with? She isn't allowed to actually say anything and she isn't bright enough to hold her on on current events.
ReplyDeleteEven Bo the dog would be more suitable as a guest.
1:07p.m.: You all might have had the same good fortune she has had if you didn't waste your precious time writing immature, middle school-style comments on an blog.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHA. Cuz Bristol never, ever engages in nasty, middle-school flame wars on Facebook or makes snide comments on national TV.
Look, we care about this stuff because this family came dangerously close to official leadership of this country. If Sarah and Bristol were just celebrity bimbos with no political connections or aspirations, most of us wouldn't waste our time commenting on or even paying attention to them.
So Bristol is going to the White House for dinner and she does not know which "BALL" gown to wear.
ReplyDeleteShe's not sure if she should wear the gown Levi balled her in.
Maybe Bristol might wear the gown Ben balled her in.
Then there is Bristol's favorite ball gown, the gown Gino balled her in.
What is a Palin to do?
Going to the White House? Okay Bristol, now you make momma proud. I want you to show momma that you've listening and watching how momma get her clsets stocked full of clothes.
ReplyDeleteFirst, you get them fellas to buy you a wardrobe and make sure it aint just any type of wardobe. No baby you aint settling for that JC Penney bullshit. Momma wants you to hold out for the K-Mart wardrobe.
Please - you are the most high school of all. OMG.
ReplyDeleteOh my! My baby is going to the show! A Palin is finally getting into the White House without having to suck di... I mean ummm.
ReplyDeleteHey Wasilla, ya hear that, my baby is going to the White House!
12.01PM
ReplyDeleteAll I can say is good luck with your crazy dream.
I was hesitant to contribute to any political candidate, but with crazy people like you, I will donate to President Obama, now. I am registered Independent. Hear me crazy?
We will see about your crazy thoughts, unless you know already that the GOP will temper with the Voting machines, then she will be the next president. But like I say,American people are smart enough not to elect your Idiot Sarah the fraud.
Unless again I repeat, if there will be voter fraud in 2012.
anon 1:07
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahaha!
"Successful people..."
You mean, "Gals who can't keep their legs crossed, fcuk any guy, drink like a fish, smoke up and snort."
There, fixed it for you.
That's a hell of a way to find "good fortune."
Like mother, like daughter!
Somebody call "Omar the Tent Maker", Bristol needs a dress to wear to the WH.
ReplyDeleteWhite House Event Coordinator: Okay Secret Service before Bristol Palin shows up we need a detail to lock all the doors in the WH. We don’t wanna see Bristol screwing the guests in the closets or on top of the guests jackets in the bedrooms.
ReplyDeleteAnon at 12:01 - disgusting, disgusting, disgusting.
ReplyDeleteI am going to write to the white house.
Well, that is ONE night where Miss Abstinence will really have to practice what she preaches. This is beyond ridiculous, of all the young women who actually studied and got degrees in journalism, they pick this dim bulb to go along. I wonder who will be babysitting all her kids?
ReplyDeleteBristol I want you to avenge my loss! When you are in the White House, I want you to piss in every room you can!
ReplyDeleteAvenge your mother! You hearing me girl?
A V E N G E M E!
A V E N G E M E!
How does a traitor's daughter get anywhere near the White House. Sarah Palin is a traitor disrespecting our President on foreign ground. Bristol is her daughter, Neither one of them should even be allowed near he white house. Not to mention all of their associations with criminals and anti government groups.
ReplyDeleteWH butler to Brisket: I'm sorry miss, but the rule is one chair per ass!
ReplyDeleteGuess the lame stream media will spread the fat ugly Brisket in our face just as they have spread her uneducated dim-wit Mother.
ReplyDeleteSheesh! I expect to see flying monkees when I see that chin!
ReplyDeleteLord, I hope someone guards the silverware cause Bristol the Pistol might stow it away in her hoodie.
ReplyDeleteSARAH: Track! Momma wants yew to make us proud. Momma wants yew to go to the WH suppa with Bristol and momma wants yew to wear your Army uniform with all of your bright shiny combat medals.
ReplyDeleteTRACK: But momma I keep tellin' yew that I was never in combat! I'm not a combat vet! I DO NOT HAVE COMBAT MEDALS! All I got is this Greyhound bus ticket to git home with.
SARAH: Don't worry Track, momma gonna git yew some combat medals real quick like. Somebody git momma her blackberry and git John McCain on the phone.
Don't worry folks, this just raises people's dislike of Sarah as a presidential candidate even more.
ReplyDeleteShe and her daughter have made it clear drawing attention to themselves is all they desire. While Bristol has all the time and money right now to pursue an education, she seems to enjoy being a celebrity groupee, or junkie. Not one noble bone in those women's bodies.
Immature, and devoid of any creativity or comprehension of what a White House Correspondent's Dinner is, I can't imagine what she'd say if interviewed.
"Well, like, it's fun to be here. It's awesome".
Hi everybody. Just wanted you to know that no matter what, Bristol will not be at the White House. She's making an appearance, (although it doesn't make sense) at the White House Correspondent's Dinner in downtown Washington,DC. The dinner in recent years, is held at the Walter E. Washington Convention Center, which is at least 10 blocks from the White House. I don't think People Magazine's table is close to the podium where the President will be sitting. I am a working journalist in Washington and have attended a couple of these dinners in the past, mostly during the Clinton administration, when it was then held at the old Washington Convention Center.
ReplyDeleteJust to clarify -- this is not a dinner at the White House. This is the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner, being held at the Washington Hilton HOTEL.
ReplyDeleteIt's a media event, not a state dinner.
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ReplyDeleteBristol is so beautiful and full of grace. She will be a welcome change of pace from the rest of the ugly haters there.
God bless Bristol and Sarah. God bless our next president, Sarah Palin!
12:01 PM
WHAT? "Bristol is so beautiful and full of grace".
More like Bristol will be full of cakes, pies, cream puffs, cupcakes and cheesecakes.
Warning to the guests, when you see Bristol's gut is twice as big as when she first entered the room, do not fall for Bristol's "Pull my finger" gag.
Folks - Bristol is NOT going to the White House for this dinner. It is held in Washington D.C. at a hotel.
ReplyDeleteShe WAS NOT invited to the White House.
Oops, I stand corrected. This year the White House Correspondent's Dinner is at the at the Washington Hilton Hotel. Sorry 'bout that folks. Either way, Bristol Palin will not be at the White House itself.
ReplyDeleteThank God its not at the White House, although anywhere is crazy as hell for this trailer park trash bimbo.
ReplyDeleteSays who. I'd like to see this...harty har har har
ReplyDeleteBristol Palin at the WH Correspondents Dinner is a symptom of what is so wrong in our culture today. Bristol may be the sweetest girl on the planet, although I doubt it, but she has contributed absolutely NOTHING to the world around her. I would have real respect for her had she had her child, finished high school, gone to college maybe while working part time and having her child in a day care nearby and taking classes at night. But none of the real world for a member of the Palin family. Being a paid representative of a corporation that markets sex to young teenage girls and doing a stint on DWTS looking slutty and behaving accordingly does not equate to any kind of personal contribution to our society. I'm surprised they're not teaming her up with one or another of the Kardashians!
ReplyDeleteAnonymous said...
ReplyDeleteJust to clarify -- this is not a dinner at the White House. This is the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner, being held at the Washington Hilton HOTEL.
It's a media event, not a state dinner.
3:20 PM
WHAT? Now you tell us! The City of Wasilla just organized a ticket tape parade for Bristol down aisle 2 of Wal-Mart.
You noticed I said “ticket tape parade”?
Cuz nobody in town could find “ticker tape” around here. We must be all out of them tickers.
Anon 12:04, Ha hahahahaha!!!!
ReplyDeleteI hope the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner being held at the Washington Hilton HOTEL does not last too long.
ReplyDeleteBristol is due any time now and we caint have no fish pickers born in Washington DC.
Did anybody tell Bristol Palin that this is not an all night kegger party, no brass poles or a mud wrestling event?
ReplyDeleteAnonymous said...
ReplyDeleteJust to clarify -- this is not a dinner at the White House. This is the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner, being held at the Washington Hilton HOTEL.
It's a media event, not a state dinner.
3:20 PM
This is an all you can eat buffet style dinner? If it aint, I aint going. I rather stay home in Wasilla and go to Red Robins, they have all you can eat ketchup and fries.
White House Correspondent's Dinner?
ReplyDeleteDoes that mean Bristol has to know how to read or will there be picture books there?
@Lady Rose- touche':)
ReplyDelete12:17
Does Bristol really think that her new chin is attractive? It just looks down right goofy. I think that I liked the old Bristol better than the new and improved Bristol. And does the "WTF" in the headline mean Win The Future?
ReplyDeleteNo Momma, I'm sorry, I tried my best... no stamps!
ReplyDeleteI did ask them and they told me that I do not need my passport and "NO" I will not be getting a stamp for your passport at the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner.
Strange, but I just got back from People Mag website and no mention of this with Bristol anywhere.
ReplyDelete@1:07pm wrote:
ReplyDeleteYou all might have had the same good fortune she has had if you didn't waste your precious time writing immature, middle school-style comments on an blog.
And YOU are spending your precious time reading them. Don't be the pot calling the kettle black, trollie.
Gotta get her in the limelight between pregnancies.
ReplyDeleteWhy in the world is People Magazine even there? That's patently ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteMy brother grew up with a chin just like that and spent a bunch of money for the surgery to make it look NORMAL.
ReplyDeleteReally: WTF?????????
ReplyDeleteIs she going in a flat bed truck so there's room for her chin?
ReplyDeleteBristol Palin may be inconsequential and completely beside the point, but some of the comments here are unnecessarily mean. Come on, people. She's a nobody who'll fade away in time, leaving no lasting mark for her unearned attention. Why act as if she matters?
ReplyDeleteMy guess is that People magazine invited Sarah but she
ReplyDeletealready has a paying gig that night. http://www.heroicmedia.org/site/Page
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Sarah offered up Bristol just like she did with DWTS.
So People magazine is taking Bristol as its guest because in the shallow media world Bristol is better than no Palin at all.
So that's 3 palins to grace the white house.
ReplyDeleteWishful thinking, fool. They're no where near the white house.
The White House Correspondents' Association Dinner, regardless of where it is held, is no place for People Magazine, much less Bristol Palin. What an embarrassing state of affairs.
ReplyDeleteWouldn't it be just great if a real journalist was seated next to her and was able to befuddle her little used brain to get some REAL answers to some REAL questions?
ReplyDeleteIs Jay Leno invited? Two words: Chin off! Whose is biggest?! Only the ruler shall tell.
ReplyDeleteanon @ 2:50 pm sez:
ReplyDelete"How does a traitor's daughter get anywhere near the White House. "
excellent question!
nevermind all the jokes here about the chin (I am guilty), the kids, the promiscuity, the low iq, the lack-of-class, all that - just nevermind. the real question is:
How does a traitor's daughter get anywhere near the White House?
reflects very poorly on this event.
That chin would look a lot more natural on her if she had a big ol' wart on it with hairs growing out of it.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous at 11:56:
ReplyDeleteDo you think that the White House is holding this dinner? It is by and for the media who cover the White House; therefore, and also, too, the White House Correspondents Dinner. It is being held at the Washington, DC Hilton Hotel. No matter how much you wish, Brisdull is not going to the White House.
whatever.....
ReplyDeleteI wonder if she's since had the chinny, chin, chin removed . . . and how's the latest addition Brisy?
ReplyDeleteBOYCOTT PEOPLE MAGAZINE!
ReplyDelete(It Worked with Glenn Beck!)
Cancel Your Subscription!
This S**t HAS to Stop!
Vote with your Dollars NOW!
I know we've been told that this is a photo of Bristol Palin.
ReplyDeleteHowever-- that "Ain't Necessarily So."
Meh, last year's guests included Justin Bieber, Kim Kardashian, and Jessica Simpson. That's a real brain trust right there. The very definition of future-or-current-has-been. In other words, the invitation doesn't mean a thing.
ReplyDeleteIf you ask Sarah, she would have to admit that Bristol's new chin falls under thr category of being cartoonish. If you went to an amusement park and had a cartoon artist draw your profile, I imagine that he would draw a big chin like Bristol on you as a joke. I'm willing to bet money Bristol probably went back to her surgeon and had him fix it. She has to, it is too Jay Leno-ish.
ReplyDeleteWhose nose is that?
ReplyDeleteFriendly reminder - Don't feed the trolls...
ReplyDeleteWhat People magazine did as far as picking Bristol Palin as their guest to take to the White House Correspondent Dinner is similar to what ABC’s Dancing With the Stars did. Somebody more deserving than Bristol Palin should have picked by People magazine.
ReplyDeleteExample, People magazine could of taken a more deserving person such as a person who worked 25 years for them or a person who worked day and night to meet their deadlines. Instead, People magazine went for the shock / clown factor. They take a girl who barely made it out of high school, a girl who is where she is because she spreads her legs in the air for every Tom, Dick or Harry. If you really think about it, it is truly a sad day and a giant slap to everybody who works hard for Peoples Magazine. This could of easily been an award to a hard working employee for People and they failed miserably by their stupid actions.
I for one will never purchase another People magazine.
The Palins loudly hate the media except when they are using it. It will be very hard for this girl to complain about the media treatment of her about her next unpretty exposure (bad book review, bad relationship ending, etc.) when it is obvious for the world to see she is just as big a media whore as her mommy dearest.
ReplyDeleteWho cares if Bristol attends the White House Correspondents' Dinner. Maybe she will be inspired to become a better person after being in the presences of the Obama's. They are inspirational.
ReplyDeleteJesus Christ! Who is blowing who to keep this most uninterseting and uninterested teen mom in the limelight?
ReplyDeleteThis is getting beyond ridiculous.
Why would any company pick Brisket to go to a dinner like that? This is only a guess, could it be that the old geezer from People magazine figures if he picks Brisket to go with him to the dinner, that his odds of getting some ass afterwards are pretty high, a done deal from an experienced girl?
ReplyDeleteSometimes even the Whitehouse recognizes the "rill America" and invites them to a function in DC. Face it, rill 'merikuns watch DWTS and Jersey Shore. Rill 'merikuns read People and have tabloid heroes. This dinner is just a way to placate those that feel left out of the process, those that feel left behind in the higher matters of politics and government and want to see their tabloid heroes hanging with the political hoi polloi.
ReplyDeleteDoes anybody know what the Vegas odds are that Bristol Palin will be getting pregnant after the White House Correspondents Dinner?
ReplyDeleteIs there any action if Bristol is going to wear her DWTS gorilla costume?
I think this is a set up by an organized crime family.
ReplyDeleteBristol gets herself invited to the WH Correspondents Dinner.
Bristol gets the guy drunk and tires him out in bed. Afterwards in the hotel room Bristol slips the guy's keys to Willow who is waiting in the hallway.
Then Willow and the Colony Girls ransacks the guy's hotel room and steals his car then returns the keys to Bristol who puts it back into the guy's pants.
Seriously, what has Bristol done aside from keeping her baby then revered for making ends meet earning an entry level salary (lying by ommission of 400 to 500k), lying she bought things on a fraction of her true income she Los to teens leading them down a primrose path.
ReplyDeleteMy point is she kept their baby, alienated the daddy and his family then lied her way up to rake in money.
Troll, that does not summarize success to make I'll gotten monies as a gifted liar career com artist. The girl can't even succeed choosing an appropriate chin implant nor dress properly.
What kind of psycho ie Anon 11:56, 12:01 talks about the Palins like they are the Kennedys? That is one fucked up individual.
ReplyDeleteOh lawd, that insufferable bitch will be stared at whispered about and ignored. I hate people mag.
ReplyDelete" sjk from the belly of the plane said...
ReplyDeleteits as close as any of them will ever get.
11:54 AM"
For real HAHAHAHA
The dinner isn't at the White House or sponsored by the President folks. The dinner is given every year by the White House Correspondents' Association - the people who report on the White House and the President is the usual guest of honor. Bristol isn't a guest of the White House.
ReplyDeleteWell, one thing is certain that we live in a messed up world when you see the likes of Sarah, Bristol and Orly Taitz continually in the news.
ReplyDeleteI would understand it much better if the news was pictures of their mug shots or their arrest. The lame stream media gives folks like them too much press, after all America is getting fed up with looking at trash like this on a daily basis.
going to this diner will be like giving all the h8ers a big middle finger and im not fat anymore and my sister says im hot.
ReplyDeleteDonald Trump was also invited to be a guest.
ReplyDeletewill the Obamas even be there? They are scheduled to be at the Royal wedding functions in England.
9:54
ReplyDeleteYou are absolutely right. (Except I don't think you meant "hoi polloi" -- the masses or common people? http://www.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/hoipolloi.html)
Someone said Bristol is full of "Beauty" and "Grace"?
ReplyDeleteWell, it must be a regional thing- to your area "Beauty and Grace" is obviously slang for "White Castles and Hockey Player Sperm".
Like in Texas we say "britches" for pants. I get it!