Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Okay now this is just getting sad.

Essentially this is how Palin's fan base is spinning her crappy poll numbers, "Look if EVERY OTHER viable candidate were to suddenly drop dead, Sarah Palin would totally have a remote, pretty slim chance of coming in third.  Oh my God isn't she the best!"

You can read more of the Sea O'Pee's pathetic attempts to convince the true believers that Palin is still relevant here.

(H/T to Olivia.)

104 comments:

  1. Jim In Texas6:33 AM

    Ha! Totally love it!

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  2. Totally O/T....however, many civil service or elected positions provide a pension to the office holder even if the term is relatively short. Given all the public trough front rows seats SP occupied is there an estimate of her pension(s) if any?

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  3. And if Mr. B didn't have three other people to support besides himself, he'd be really, really rich.

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  4. Anonymous6:41 AM

    Why do they have a "behind" picture of Palin on their website? Do they think she's an ass? Yup, sounds about right.

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  5. ManxMamma6:41 AM

    I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw that! Pathetic.

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  6. Anonymous6:43 AM

    This is also sad, but in a funny way. Scroll down to the last image.

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/donnad/bitter-borders-compilation

    I saw the same thing at the Borders store here in Anchorage. The way things are going, they'll just end up burning the damn things as fuel.

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  7. Anonymous6:47 AM

    Nothing is better than Heaven.

    and Sarah is better than nothing..

    Therefore, using logic, this makes Sarah better than Heaven...

    C4P needs to do a full post on this to convince themselves about how wonderful Sarah is... see SHE is better than HEAVEN!

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  8. Anne in Texas6:50 AM

    OMG - I thought you had photoshopped that stuff about her probably leading but NO - that is actually what they have on the site. That is so totally pathetic

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  9. Anonymous6:51 AM

    They are in total denial about the Grifter's chances and are not interested in hearing the truth. After trying to educate them to the facts for some time now, I find this morning that I've been blocked from posting there. I guess if you are not willing to worship at the alter of Sarah, your opinions are considered to be worthless.

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  10. Molly6:52 AM

    n Internet poll sponsored by Newsmax.com reveals that Americans overwhelmingly favor Donald Trump as their preferred candidate for the Republican presidential nomination in 2012.
    One especially funny comment:

    "Online participants in the poll, which has drawn more than 550,000 responses, also support Trump by a wide margin in a head-to-head matchup with President Barack Obama.

    If the election were held today, Trump would beat Obama in a landslide, 68 to 13 percent."

    Trump would beat Obama 68 to 13 percent (wait, what about the other 19 percent?) in the alternate reality that is Newsmax. LOL

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  11. Anonymous6:52 AM

    Geoffrey Dunn made a big mistake re babygate. I think he believes Sarah gave birth to Trig and my hunch is that he won't cover it in his book. The book Game Change dismissed it and it won't be in their movie.
    Justin Elliot is also on the Young Turks today and because of his irresponsible close-mindedness, I won't listen.
    I know you will report the gist of the show here, correct?

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  12. Molly6:53 AM

    Ya know, if we could just get all the other cars off the road at rush hour, I could get to work a LOT faster, also, too.

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  13. Anonymous6:59 AM

    She's always shown them her backside....

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  14. Ripley7:01 AM

    last time I went to that site, the picture was not of her staring at the mountains, it was of her staring at the White House. Did they change it? Buncha losers.

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  15. Anonymous7:02 AM

    That is one of the best photos of $carah, isn't it? Is she ready to "jump off the mountain"? That could be used as an example of how she treats anyone who DARES to disagree with her.

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  16. Anonymous7:02 AM

    They will never realize, she used them and ran smiling (the smug look on her face when she quit) to the bank with their money.. .do you really think Sarah likes Ram? She uses her just like she uses everyone to get what she wants.
    She's an illusion of someone(St.Sarah)they've made up in their heads.

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  17. Olivia7:06 AM

    I really am completely astonished that Batshit Bachmann is ahead of Sarah in the polls, considering where they each were 2 years ago and considering the fact that Batshit is a documented nutjob. Every time Sarah opens her mouth there is a 2 point drop.

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  18. Anonymous7:07 AM

    Hee Hee. Looks like they have a few trolls running wild over there.

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  19. Anonymous7:11 AM

    Palin would take the lead if you take out the top 7 candidates. That's a true statement! Ihope Sarah does not put them on a poster with cross hairs on them.

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  20. Anonymous7:13 AM

    Sarah Palin would take the lead if you take out the 4 to 5 leaders of the pack. That's like saying Bristol is not hoe if you take away her 2 to 3 kids away. Does not make sense, Bristol is still a hoe like her mother.

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  21. ManxMamma7:14 AM

    I just checked them out again and it looks like they are being overrun with trolls! Ha ha ha!

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  22. Anonymous7:16 AM

    ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Of course every sane voter would also too have to be banned from voting.
    Poor Sarah, all she had in the last campaign was spewing hate and winking, and now after all of her poor plastic surgery she can't even wink.
    Those few stragglers left at C$P need their families to get them mental healthcare pronto.

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  23. Anonymous7:19 AM

    Olivia
    Crazy eyes Bachman is ahead of lazy eyes Palin because she is still fulfilling her committment to her elected position, unlike Palin that quit.
    FYI Bachman is going nowhere, she may be able to win her gerrymandered district but she will never even be able to carry her home state, just like Pawlenty.

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  24. Anonymous7:24 AM

    Hilarious hashtag started by Oliver Willis yesterday when he saw this pitiful headline:

    #cons4palinheadlines

    by owillis

    Ringo was everyone's favorite Beatle, if you don't ask about John, Paul, or George. #cons4palinheadlines

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  25. Anonymous7:30 AM

    Even Glenn Beck doesn't think Ol' Quitta is serious enough to run. No policies. Empty red suit. Get a clue C4P.

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  26. Gryphen,
    Thanks for sharing the link to the Cee of Pee. I'm sure it will direct more people over there just to see how deranged their entire group is. It's really sad how they changed everything around in their attempt to make Sarah look like the leader of the pack. I have never seen even one factual story over there and don't expect I ever will. I encourage everyone to join and leave honest comments. Just watch how fast you get banned. Their group is just like Palin's FB page...the only thing allowed is praise. The truth is banned.

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  27. Anonymous7:36 AM

    "After everything and everyone else, baby, you come first!" (I read that once, and it isn't that what this is?? But then, aren't they morons!

    The site has lots of people signing Luv the Gov. She isn't the "Gov." She quit the job and should that distinction really be used? Just call her Mrs. Palin - something that would be just another of the things to tick her off.

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  28. Anonymous @7:19
    So true!

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  29. Anonymous7:41 AM

    New radio broadcast update...

    https://twitter.com/TimOnAir

    it's not live. it'll be up on @TYTNow on youtube later today and, trust me, I'll be tweeting the links!!

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  30. Anonymous7:44 AM

    I don't want to bother registering over there just to make a comment once, but if I did, I would just say--right in the middle of all the pathetically unrealistic wishers--"Does anyone want to discuss Trig's birth today? It seems to be becoming more relevant."

    I would love to do that and see what would happen.

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  31. Gasman7:47 AM

    That kind of delusion insanity is rather like saying, "I'd be the smartest and best looking person in the world if it wasn't for all the people who are smarter and better looking than me."

    or

    "If you only add 6 zeros - actually nothing at all - at the end of my bank balance I am really quite wealthy."

    or

    "If you discount all the people who are actually more successful than me in my field, I AM the very best person in the world at my job."

    The problem is, the Palinistas can't simply discount Huckkkleberry, Trump, and Bachmann as those three are unlikely to just go away, even if Palinista really, really, really want them to.

    So, are Palin's moronic followers going to take out Huckkkleberry, Trump, and Bachmann to make it happen? If I were those three, I'd be looking over my shoulder, especially if I were near any oncoming buses.

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  32. Ratfish7:49 AM

    To: The American People, esp. my Devotees/Slaves at C4P
    From: Sarah Palin
    Subject: Celibacy/Abstinence

    I am asking all of you to pray for me so I can make a decision about running. For the next 30 days, I am asking everyone to be celibate.

    I will do the same (though in my case it will be intellectual celibacy only- wink-wink!).

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  33. Anonymous7:51 AM

    SAD SAD SAD!!!!!

    they have no idea how sad they are.

    I LOVE IT.

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  34. Anonymous7:55 AM

    a poll of 385 landlines doesn't amount to a hill of beans.

    CNN needs to extend their research if they want a real example of voters.

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  35. Anonymous8:01 AM

    How long until the C4P crowd starts promoting Palin/Trump (Bumpit/Tribble) for 2012?

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  36. Anonymous8:09 AM

    Sorry about the crosspost to Mudflats, but this one about Palinbots is just too good to waste:

    “Palin is a national punchline with zero chance of defeating anyone, as her appeal is limited to an exceptionally dedicated, almost cultlike herd of diabetic rednecks, housewives who haven’t had sex in 8 years, and future abortion clinic bombers.”

    [insert best Bevis snicker here]

    http://www.ginandtacos.com/2011/04/06/bundled-mediocrity/

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  37. Anonymous8:12 AM

    She's got her back turned to the audience, appropriate. She's saying, "Kiss my ass you haters!" LOL.

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  38. Anonymous8:12 AM

    L.O.S.E.R!

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  39. Anonymous8:14 AM

    Palin turning her back on everyone...that about sums her up!

    "Servant's heart", my ass!

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  40. Anonymous8:22 AM

    Anon 8:12 - so, what does that say about her brown nosing, mouth breathing followers? Never mind, I just answered my own question.

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  41. Anonymous8:24 AM

    You know Gryph, you can problem chalk one up in the "W" column because I think that you probably have a lot to do with her sagging, dropping, crappy numbers. Keep doing it bro.

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  42. Anonymous8:24 AM

    This immediately made it come to mind, that while in high school, assigned to write the school newspaper stories about our team that always lost, I'd headline them with such ridiculous postings as:

    NORTHSIDE HIGH EEKS OUT A VICTORY OVER OUR FEROCIOUS TIGERS, 188-3

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  43. Anonymous8:26 AM

    Pathetic, this makes Sarah, the idiot, look even worse. RAM is not doing her any favors anymore. Talk about dumbing down.

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  44. Anonymous8:28 AM

    My lord, are they serious?! This looks almost like a Gryphen headline (with the addition of "quitter half-term" before "governor", of course)! Can't wait to read the article to see what the hell kind of spin could possibly make this headline not sound negative toward her.

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  45. Anonymous8:30 AM

    I think the C4P's perspective is entirely reasonable. One must take a different perspective when evaluating Palin's political potential. You see, most candidates limit their campaign efforts to the temporal world, but Palin has connections, serious connections, and it's not unreasonable to assume that all of her competitors will drop dead from coronary disease the night before the election. It could happen. IT WILL HAPPEN. YOU'LL SEE. YOU'LL SEE!!!

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  46. Anonymous8:32 AM

    It's the media! It's the media!

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  47. As we say in the South: "Bless their hearts!" Or "Aren't they precious!"

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  48. Anonymous8:35 AM

    Anon @ 7:44 AM said:"Does anyone want to discuss Trig's birth today? It seems to be becoming more relevant."
    I would love to do that and see what would happen.
    ~~~~~~~~
    That would be good, and quite fun, but it would probably get your post deleted and/or you banned/kicked out of their C4Pee'ers 'hangout' 1forever.

    Sounds like they are not too friendly to most 'out-siders'!!

    But you might give it a try, just for fun - LOL Let us know what happens, if you do, K?






    7:44 AM

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  49. Anonymous8:35 AM

    Mrs. Todd Palin will be Prez just like Bristol will graduate college, just like Bristol will be an elected politician, just like Bristol will quit having sex.

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  50. mitch from kansas8:37 AM

    I saw that yesterday. I'm still trying to pry my jaw off the ground.

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  51. OMG.....And I have enough $$$ to live for THE REST OF MY LIFE!!.......if I die next Thursday.....LOL

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  52. Anne In DC8:39 AM

    I have never read the crappy postings at C4P, because just reading the accounts of those who have is bad enough. They are a sad bunch of delusional folks who have to do the intellectual equivalent of twisting themselves into pretzels in order to justify continuing to support someone whose approval ratings are dropping like a stone. I wonder how they'll react her certain defeat if she should ever run for the GOP or TP nomination, not to mention against the president.

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  53. hahahaha "PROBABLY leads".

    Well done C4P, roll out the low expectations - that way Palin doesn't have to really actually do much work or anything in winning the GOP nom.

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  54. Anonymous8:48 AM

    to: 8:12 AM **She's got her back turned to the audience, appropriate. She's saying, "Kiss my ass you haters!" ** LOL.
    *****************
    But did you notice she is also facing the White House, as if to imagine she is on her way there, to claim it as her 'rightful place' -- *ARGH*

    May even be deciding/planning on all the 're-decorating' she wants to do when she gets there. Like filling up the yard with ugly fences, snow machine parts and snow machines, etc., etc., OH NO! (Another *ARGH*)

    Can you just imagine her and that VERY dysfunctional family occupying, or any where near the White House?

    As someone else in here said: £Ã¶§Ã¨r!!!

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  55. LoveAndKnishesFromBrooklyn8:49 AM

    Talk about a backhanded (or backassed) compliment for their Queen! Wonder if these demented dingaling followers will be forming prayer circles asking for the unfortunate demise of all those ahead of Grifterella in the poll? Would it surprise anyone?

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  56. Dinty8:52 AM

    This is the "60 percent of the time it works every time" rationalization.

    This comment from latinchick give s an insight into how politically naive they actually are:

    "A cool thing I really like about a crowded GOP field...is that the attacks on her will be minimized because Dems & the media have to go after so many candidates."

    During the primaries your attacks come from your party rivals. The first questions about Obama's citizenship in the 2008 race came from Democrats.

    Typically the opposing party will hold back attacks on primary candidates (unless it is to promote a weaker candidate) until the General Election.

    A crowded field with an early Sarah Palin candidacy will mean attacks from many sides (some of them already occurring pre-emptively) and some of them coming from former McCain/Palin campaign staffers.

    I am certain that some of the other candidates have some juicy stuff they are holding onto in anticipation of a Palin declaration of a Presidential campaign.

    I just hope she runs so we'll get to see it.

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  57. Anonymous8:56 AM

    Ah, the C4P, a handful of payroll bots pretending to be an Army.

    Why sarah should remain uninformed: To avoid the risk of becoming a DC insider.

    Why sarah is really, really a genius: It takes brilliance to sound so simple.

    Why people like her: sarah lights up every room she enters.

    The right attitude to have re sarah´s current poll numbers: Polls should be completely ignored.

    How sarah can improve the poll numbers we completely ignore: Throw her hat in the ring for 2012.

    Besides each of us pretending to be ten different people, what is the best thing we can do for sarah now: Do not mention Todd.

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  58. Anonymous8:57 AM

    It's gaining some ground.

    http://moviecitynews.com/2011/04/the-return-of-the-trig-birthers/

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  59. Pat in MA8:58 AM

    Wow, just when you think they can't be more delusional! Of course, why didn't I think of it before? If I don't count 70% of the calories I eat every day, I'll be skinny in no time.

    Here's a good one from C4P

    Sarah being the sharpest knife in the drawer not to mention gorgeous, is no doubt in the final stages of preparation. Remember she said her way of running a campaign was uncoventional?
    We need to expect the unexpected and just be a bit more patient.


    The only thing SP is prepared for is taking more money away from you idiots.

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  60. It's actually a little more interesting than Gryphon has noted. If you read further, Palin is speaking at a kosher dinner in Baltimore on April 29th, under the auspices of the "Jews4Palin" organisation (the three Jews who support Palin) and an organisation called the "Heroic Media", which is a religious based group devoted to outlawing abortion. She may have spoken to this group in Texas last year.

    Anyway, I wonder how many Jews will show up at this "weekend" with Palin as the lead speaker. I truly don't know ANY Jews who aren't pro-choice, other than those nuttier-than-nutty ultra-Orthodox Jews. (I'm Jewish).

    I'd like to keep an eye on this...

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  61. Please keep me on the comment feed.

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  62. Anonymous9:06 AM

    People wondering about Palin's pose in the picture should follow the link to C4P to see the uncropped version of the image.

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  63. Anonymous9:10 AM

    If Coach would have cut ten of the thirteen Varsity basketball players off sarah´s high school team, she probably would have been a starter.

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  64. Anonymous9:17 AM

    Anon @ 7:44 AM said:"Does anyone want to discuss Trig's birth today? It seems to be becoming more relevant."

    'Cept it's the 18th not the 13th. But we all know that's bullshit too. The baby shown on April 18 wasn't born that day, or the day before, or the day before that. He was born weeks earlier if not months.

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  65. @Anonymous 8:48

    I hear that Joe Miller has some unused drapes and office furniture he's willing to sell cheap! LOL!

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  66. Anonymous9:26 AM

    The most idiotic 'take' on a poll I've ever seen. Made me howl!!!

    All the polls I see, she is on the bottom or second from the bottom.

    Going nowhere, Mrs. Palin!!!

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  67. Anonymous9:29 AM

    I laughed so hard when I saw that headline over there. My husband and I spent a few entertaining minutes thinking up new versions: "If every other person on Earth were dead, Sarah would be president AND queen," etc.

    The best part is reading comments by some of the always-faithful who are worried that she's waiting too long to declare, or who are spraining their brains trying to interpret the signs ("she's wearing a running jacket, so she's telling us she's going to run!").

    It's hard to know what will be more entertaining: If she does run, because she'll become fixed as a national joke forever while having her ass handed to her; or if she doesn't run, because the lamentations and the weeping over at C4P will be epic.

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  68. Gasman9:30 AM

    "If Huckkkleberry, Trump, and Bachmann weren't in the race, why ALL of the teabaggers would simply flock to Palin! All of the other potential GOPers running for president would suddenly realize that Sarah Palin is the best candidate - and the only one endorsed by GOD - and they will all drop out, throwing their support behind Palin! She'd win EVERY GOP primary and she'd being elected POTUS in a landslide victory! White House, here we come!"

    It might happen, tsshyeah, and monkeys might fly out of my butt.

    (With apologies to Mike Meyers.)

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  69. Anonymous9:31 AM

    The nice thing about a Palin Presidency is that in DC, Todd will have access to some really attractive hookers.

    Pro tip for Todd: The ones on Massachusetts Avenue have penises

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  70. If you want to make a statement at the Cee of Pee today you should not post on the thread Gryphen refers to. The Cee of Peers don't usually go back to old threads. If you comment on their open thread today you can make some big waves. I'm banned, so if any of you do go to the open thread will you please say something about the Trig story at Salon? So far they seem oblivious to this story and the Salon story.

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  71. Anonymous9:37 AM

    Sooo . . . what they're saying is, if it weren't for all these winners, Sarah wouldn't be a loser? O.o

    This reminds me of a car game my brother and I played as kids (back in the day before electronics gave kids other things to do in the car:)

    Our car was in a race! And we were winning! All the time!

    Because every time a car passed us we automatically disqualified them for some made up reason. "They don't count!"

    I can't decide what's more frightening: that the C4Pers are playing a game I played as a child, or that I played the game the C4Pers are playing. O.o

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  72. Anonymous9:37 AM

    thank you for including the link...i learned from a previous post that if you google 'c4p' you get directed to a swingers website8-O i thought maybe the republicans in support of the x-gov were a little more progressive/adventurous than i'll ever be!

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  73. JKarov9:47 AM

    WOW! just plain amazing!

    I can't beleive C4P lunatics would even allow that headline on an article.

    RE: Phoebe in Santa Fe:

    Palin appearing at a Jews4Palin kosher dinner.!!???. That's even more batsh*t crazy. She'll probably ask them what those funny hats are for :)

    Any Israeli or Jew who is acquainted with this wannabe Esther's religious views has question her sincerity.

    Palin is an ideal tool for the christian supremacists, whose hidden goals are to liteally invade our society with their narrow beliefs and precepts.

    Why ideal? Because she lacks the education in history, civics, government or comparative religion to afford her any realistic perspective.

    Ms Palin of course has never been asked publicly in
    any forum that I know of to explain her views on theocracy.

    No one has forced her to answer pointed questions on how the bible should be applied to society, by either informing her beliefs, or even being codified into law.

    Even if she was asked such specific questions, she would obfuscate, "refudiate", and run away verbally.

    But her pastor, her spiritual elders and apostles would use her to accomplish what D James Kennedy's publicly stated goals are:

    "Our job is to reclaim America for Christ, WHATEVER the cost. As the vice regents of God, we are to exercise godly dominion and influence over our neighborhoods, our schools, our government, our literature and arts, our sports arenas, our entertainment media, our news media, our scientific endeavors -- in short, over every aspect and institution of human society." - D. James Kennedy

    Though I am Jewish by race, I have no issues whatever with true Christianity as espoused by the precepts of Jesus. His care of the poor and humble of the earth was exemplary. And that's a long way from invading our government like many of his so-called followers today.

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  74. Anonymous9:47 AM

    C4P wrote, "The bad news is that she isn’t leading but that’s to be expected considering that she’s taken a step back from the spotlight and because of the media narrative that she’s not interested in pursuing the presidency for financial reasons."

    Ha ha. C4Pers are so delusional that they believe if they continue to write this wishful, run-on crap, it shall be so. Will someone please shake them to snap them out of their hallucination?

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  75. Anonymous9:48 AM

    If you take away Sarah's affair with Todd's snow machine business partner and her affair with Curt Menard and whoever else she has been with since she's been married, Sarah can say say she has been avery faithful wife to Todd.

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  76. Anonymous9:50 AM

    If every student dropped out of Bristol's high school, Bristol might of have had a chance of being the class valedictorian.

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  77. Anonymous9:51 AM

    SURE Janet is my favorite!!!

    (if you take Jack and Chrissy out of the equation!!)

    HA!!!!

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  78. Anonymous9:52 AM

    Limbaugh announced today that he'll have Trump on his radio show this week.

    I tune in to him about once a week just to see what he is spouting...not even having heard President Obama's speech today about his Budget...Limbaugh was saying all taxes would be raised on everyone...not just the rich. I think that might be bullshit.

    Oh, and he was OK w/GE paying no taxes, as long as they followed the law. I wonder how much Limbaugh paid in taxes...probably
    zero. The tax laws are what need to changed (IRS).

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  79. Anonymous9:54 AM

    If Sarah could not stick her first pregnancy with Curt Menard on Todd, then Sarah would of been in the same boat as Bristol, a single hoe with a baby instead of a married hoe with a baby.

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  80. Enjay in E MT10:03 AM

    OMG - this is just not proper to be spewing coffee on the company flat screen & keyboard

    We need a "SPEW WARNING" for the comments.

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  81. Anonymous10:08 AM

    My impression of this photo for C4P is that she wasn't interested enough to devote the time to the photo shoot so they got a body double.

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  82. Anonymous10:16 AM

    MrsTraquinBiscuitbarrel, I don't get to see your comments often, but when I do, I always love them.

    You made me crack up with your comment at 6:39. Thanks for the laugh made even more enjoyable because of the truth in it statement. - ks sunflower

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  83. Anonymous10:18 AM

    These comments were posted on C4P in RE: the poll article as of 2:05 EDT, and not deleted yet.
    But don't hold yer breath!

    "You people want a 1/2 term quitter and all around whack job to run for President ? She wouldn't stand a chance if she was the only candidate. This woman can't control her own family. She has absolutely nothing that this country wants or needs !"


    “Palin is a national punchline with zero chance of defeating anyone, as her appeal is limited to an exceptionally dedicated, almost cultlike herd of diabetic rednecks, housewives who haven’t had sex in 8 years, and future abortion clinic bombers."

    Ouch, that last one is needlessly sexist, and demeaning to diabetics.
    But the clinic bomber comment is unfortunately true for some of her followers.

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  84. Anonymous10:45 AM

    JKarov - thanks for the phrase "Christian supremacists." I think I shall start using that instead of the the American Taliban to refer to mostly white evangelical fundamentalists who want to take over our country. The phrases are synonymous,really, but the one you use might carry more umph because of the negativity around white supremacists - plus, those two are also mostly synonymous.

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  85. Anonymous10:54 AM

    I've read an article within the last month or so (sorry I cannot remember the source) that suggested Gov. Chris Christie and Jeb Bush are just hanging out, waiting for all the crazies to discredit each other and then will step in.

    Personally, I think that Christie is crazy as well, and that Jeb has too much baggage from his brother to win.

    However, there are other, less well-known GOP people who might step in at the last moment like Ambassador Jon Huntsman. I think he could be a real threat.

    I think Trump's "trumpeting his wealth" may discourage other billionaires such as Mayor Bloomberg because Trump is creating such a distaste for ostentatious shows of wealth.

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  86. Anonymous11:00 AM

    Anon at 10:45 am: "JKarov - thanks for the phrase "Christian supremacists." I think I shall start using that instead of the the American Taliban to refer to mostly white evangelical fundamentalists who want to take over our country.

    There is actually a real name for such an ideology, it's called the Christian Identity movement. And they are a terrifying people.

    As just a garden variety altruistic Christian myself, I would never want to be in the same room with them. Seriously, read up on this scary group, they are deeply involved in militias, too. I don't know a single teaching from Jesus they could have gotten, but yet, they wrap themselves in the Christian name.

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  87. Anonymous11:17 AM

    Well, the trolls effectively killed that stupid post on oceanofurine...........it's gone. LOL Good job!

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  88. Anonymous11:17 AM

    I noticed c4p changed their comment system so anyone with a disqus profile can post. Well they are not getting mine and I certainly won't be feeding the flying monkeys' shrine site. Palinbots are very well known in the past to collect email, ip addresses, anything they can get to stalk you on the internet. I know from personal experience. A couple of years ago Palinbots actually bragged about how they were collecting info (profiles, user names, ip addresses, email addresses, etc) on people who made anti-Palin comments so they can harass them. I had to laugh because I believe they were saving them up for when Palin became President. Actually they can cause people real trouble on the internet. They got really very frustrated at the buzz on Yahoo because many of the anti-Palins one by one decided to all use very common names like John, Steve, Gary, etc. making it hard for them to track individuals and what they posted. Anyway, I don't put ANY underhanded tactics past them. Don't know if I'm paranoid too much but I think their new comment system could be a "spider web". I click on that site as little as possible.

    I'm curious if anyone else here has had experiences with Palinbots trying to track and harass you? It's like they have NO life.

    - Colleen

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  89. Olivia11:27 AM

    @JKarov
    She won't ask what those funny hats are for, she doesn't care. But she will wear one and make sure it gets photographed to show her affinity for Israel.

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  90. Olivia11:32 AM

    @JKarov
    Also, too, as well, she would have a sparkly cross pin on the "funny hat"

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  91. Anonymous11:39 AM

    Re: Disqus - that is why I never use Disqus to post, and just use Anonymous, then write my name.

    MicMac

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  92. Anon 10:08, I think you're right about the body double, and when has Sarah ever dressed like that? Way too conservative for "our girl".

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  93. Anonymous11:49 AM

    The sea-o-pee'ers are as delusional as the blue haired rhinestone-glassed oldsters in their power chairs who think the tea party and Paul Ryan's budget are on their side. Both groups are about to be VERY disillusioned. Oh well, maybe it will teach them to be critical thinkers? Nah....

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  94. Anonymous11:50 AM

    In that back photo of Palin on the C4P site, it almost appears like she's bent over a bit punching her blackberry. I'll bet that's what she was doing. Doubt she ever stands to appreciate any great view or smell the roses.

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  95. Anonymous12:19 PM

    Colleen @ 11:17:

    Google ¨Bill Collier - Liberal Conspiracy¨ and follow the links. That should answer one of your questions.

    SA pretty much owns TS and C4P. Several of us are very highly respected members of both sites.

    Most of us are conservatives.

    Controlling the narrative at either site is as easy as toying with a cat with a laser pointer.

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  96. Anonymous12:35 PM

    The sea of pee is gone! Be careful what you wish for?!

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  97. Anonymous2:44 PM

    Oatmeal has been shown to be America's most popular breakfast cereal, if you take Frosted Flakes, Fruity Pebbles and Captain Crunch out of the running.

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  98. BTW note that today for the first time in a long long time: Palin appears nowhere on either the front page or Politics page of the Huffington Post

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  99. slipstream4:25 PM

    Yeah, and if you take all the football teams out of the poll, I will win the Superbowl!

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  100. Anonymous4:46 PM

    Gaining ground!! Professors story picked up on business insider

    http://www.businessinsider.com/sarah-palin-baby-hoax-2011-4#ixzz1JRx63G94

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  101. Andrea6:51 PM

    OMG... here's a link to a recent grifting letter sent to the 'tards who must have sent the Crazy Lady money in the past... another C '0' Pee-er posted it so that his buds could join in!

    http://conservatives4palin.com/2011/04/sarahpac-letter-now-you-and-i-must-fix-our-eyes-on-2012.html

    The link is to a poorly focused, and sideways view of a letter, but it's still pretty legible, and funny as hell! "From the Governor's Desk"!!! hahahahaha!

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  102. @6:51

    How about just "we must fix our (lazy) eyes"?

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  103. Anonymous9:57 AM

    Wow - are they pathetic. This comment takes the cake: "One of her many great strengths is that she can take complex issues and simplify them so everyone can understand them. Only extremely intelligent people have that ability." Talk about delusional - hey chump - she's an eejit!

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